Kate Moss was out on a yacht sun tanning topless because that’s what she does. The rumor is that she’s pregnant and that is why she looks like she’s got a fat uterus but she’s not pregnant enough for me to not want to have sex with her, not that I am sure any girl is ever too pregnant to fuck, I mean sure it’s the kind of 3 some no one really wants to fuck with, but if the baby isn’t yours there is just so much complexity to what your dick is dippin into that you just can’t not do it. I don’t know if that makes sense, but it does to me.
2009
04
May
New Eminem Video for 3 a.m of the Day
Here’s a happy song by Eminem about killing people. It was officially released this weekend and since I think Eminem is funny, I figured I’d post it. I don’t really have much else to say about that, I am not really digging what I’ve heard off the new album, but I’m not a white suburban redneck from middle America, so I am sure the album will do fucking amazing.
2009
04
May
Halle Berry Gets Mad at the Paparazzi of the Day
Halle Berry got mad at the paparazzi because they were crowding her space or some shit. Her reasoning was because she had a child with her, one who I assume is her child, he as she tries to protect the motherfucker, is screaming the F-Word in it’s fragile half breed baby ears. I guess what it comes down to is that she should be ashamed of herself for being a failure of a mother, put the fuckin’ thing up for adoption and blow thru her money in a series of bad investments and drug addiction, only to have her turning tricks in the next 5 years, so that I can pay her 20 dollars extra to get her to let me go down on her. Good times.
Posted in:Halle Berry|Paparazzi
2009
04
May
Paris’ BFF is still a Fucking Attention Whore Clown of the Day
This Paris BFF girl is a fucking joke. I mean it was pretty much understood when she signed up to be on the show that she was never going to be taken seriously, but now that Paris is over the 60 days she decided to give up to pretend she actually liked this girl, by letting her walk into events with her, stunts need to be pulled to prevent her slowly slipping back into obscurity. The only problem is that she’s a useless, talentless cunt, who only got here for being on a garbage show that she tried sucking another useless, talentless cunt’s dick off to win. So here she is with crazy clown hair, which I guess is a good practice for when she’s living on the street and too poor to afford a hairbush.
Here she is in Video Promoting Some Dude’s Band and Dissing Paris Hilton….Good Times….
Posted in:Attention Whore|BFF|Paris Hilton|Ugly
2009
04
May
Tila Tequila’s Striptease for Attention of the Day
Tila Tequila has figured out the magic formula to get attention from dudes and that involves getting naked or half naked on youtube. Shit is like her myspace strategy that got her famous in the first place, but in video or some shit, and I guess as long as you’re a chick willing to show your tit on the internet, there’s always going to be guys willing to jerk off to you and girls to be envious of the confidence you have in being an internet whore.
Either way, this is a video of Tila Tequila doing a sex dance for Ray J, Kim Kardashian’s sex partner in that video, because her most recent publicity stunt was that she is dating him even though I’ve been told she actually has a boyfriend of 8 years who lets her do these stunts because it means he doesn’t have to work, like every dude I know who has dated strippers
Watch the video. I am slow fucking moving today.
Posted in:Striptease|Tila Tequila
2009
04
May
Kayden Kross Deep Throats the Vote of the Day
I had a very drunk weekend and I think I am still drunk. I don’t know why I do this to myself but think it’s because I hate myself.
What I don’t hate is Kayden Kross. She is a pornstar who I’ve been trying to get to marry me the last few weeks and she hasn’t got back to me, maybe it is because I am using Craigslist misconnections to get in with her, because I figure Craigslist is a great place to meet women and after being a man about shit and turning to anonymous posts online to profess my life, there’s really is no way she can resist.
She is in a contest and I’d love to see her win. If she does. I vow to you that I will make sure she marries me on video. So go back everday and make it happen. My happiness depends on it.
VOTE FOR KAYDEN KROSS
GO
Here are some pics of her deepthroatin’ for the votin’.
Posted in:Deep Throat|Kayden Kross|Vote
2009
01
May
stepLINKS of the Day
The Lindsay Lohan in Montreal countdown has begun. Not that I care. I just have nothing better to write about. I live a relatively pathetic, sexually frustrated life, the highlights of my days are getting approached by girls who ask about my dog, opening up great comedic moments that no one picks up on but me. I can’t think of anything concrete, It’s 10 pm and I’ve been drinking, but I can post links, It’s really second nature for me and that is pathetic, a concept we can collectively tap dance in agreeance to….
Here you go. Have a good weekend. Check back. I may update.
Friday Slut Fun
GO
Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO
It’s All Good, I Hate Standing Up When I’m Drunk Too
GO
Rosario Dawson’s Hottest Pics Ever
GO
This Chimp Can Skateboard Better Than You Can
GO
Kate Hudson May Not Have Tits, But She’s Alright In My Books
GO
Chuck Norris Doesn’t Paint With a Brush, He Paints With a GUN
GO
Can You SMELL the Captains Log?
GO
Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO
Katy Ain’t Half Bad
GO
Swine Flu Won’t Let Him Buy a Car
GO
Cutie Gets Mess While Cooking
GO
Demi Moore is Made of Wax
GO
Transformers 2 Looks Even Shittier Than The First One
GO
The Bunny Ranch Wants Rod Blagojevich
GO
Elizabeth Hurley’s Nipples Are Hard
GO
Lohan is Back on the Mainland
GO
Rachel Bilson Is Looking Kind of Rough
GO
Please Don’t Get Married Miranda Kerr
GO
Victoria Silvstedt Photoshoot Video
GO
SEX COURT!
GO
Bouncer Beatdown
GO
Angel Dark Belongs in Heaven
GO
Have You Met Candice Michelle
GO
Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO
And Now, the BEST Response to Jury Duty EVER
GO
Teen Barbie is a Doll I’d Like to Have
GO
Pink is a Dirty Whore
GO
Kim Kardashian Says Ahoy
GO
Alicia is the Sexy Door Next Girl
GO
That Kara Slut From American Idol is Getting Canned
GO
Zoe Saldana is All Legs At the Star Trek Premiere
GO
Who Knew Hate Crime Legislation Could BE So DIRTY?!
GO
Dahlia Rocks Out
GO
Now THAT’S What I Call An Ass
GO
Swine Flu Fashion
GO
Veronica is Playing Pool. Naked
GO
Playboy Flashback
GO
That’s Why You Don’t TExt While Driving a Bus
GO
Get Your Fist Out of My Pussy
GO
Susan Boyle is Kind of Amazing. Watch Her Dance Here
GO
Who Doesn’t Love School Girl Uniforms?
GO
Some Movie Reviews
GO
Posted in:stepLINKS
2009
01
May
Aubrey O’Day Bores Me of the Day
Aubrey O’Day without tits busting out of her shirt is an Aubrey O’Day I’ve got zero fucking interest in. If you’re going to fucking invest in fake tits live it fucking up. Exploit the shit. Your fan base only exists because of those things and you have no business wearing anything that covers it up. The fact is that she’s not even that hot, so she might as well milk what she does have and play with our hearts like this. I really don’t give a fuck so I’m gonna post this as is and go back to self destructive behavior. Internet has been just as boring as this post today, so don’t blame me, blame the internet…
Here’s the Video…I can’t believe the crowd this bitch draws….
Posted in:Uncategorized
2009
01
May
Mariah Carey’s Fat Tits and Double Chin for her Wedding Anniversary of the Day
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated their one year anniversary and by looking at the pics I gotta wonder what this is a one year anniversary for, I’m thinking since they decided to train to be professional eaters, but then again it could be for going on an all chocolate diet and I don’t mean that in some clever way cuz Nick Cannon is black, I mean it in the obesity kind of way….
Posted in:Fat|Mariah Carey|Tits
2009
01
May
George Clooney’s Chick isn’t Tahat Hot of the Day
I realize that as I get older my standards in younger women drop, not that I ever really had standards to begin with, but if you dropped a 300 pound 18 year old off at my doorstep, the kind with herpes from the time she was raped, a rash from the genetic disorder she has, a missing toe from her diabetes and a fucking black boyfriend in her fucking mouth, I’d probably still go down on her, but I am not George Clooney. Sure the girl he’s with isn’t disgusting, but I’d expect better. I’m disappointed in him and that’s all I have to say about that.
Posted in:George Clooney|GF