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2009

06

Apr

Venus Williams Dressed like a Gorilla in a Bikini of the Day

I was going to say that it’s not Halloween and that Venus Williams can take off her Gorilla suit, especially when at the beach, where it’s hot and could lead to some kind of heat exhaustion or death, like what happened to an old crazy lady who lived in my building and always wore snow suits in the middle of summer, because she didn’t realize it was summer, and she just ended up roasting to death in her apartment a few years ago, but then I realized that shit is just her Hulk body and remembered some of you weirdo’s find her hot, especially when she lets other girls climb up on her like she’s some kind of amusement ride.

Posted in:Gorilla|Venus WIlliams

2009

06

Apr

Amy Winehouse Family Reunion of the Day

So Amy Winehouse was finally reunited with her family members who had been packed up and shipped to the Caribbean about 8 years ago when their trainer decided to retire and head south and figured he could set up a little beach operation where he’d sell rides to tourists….and the whole thing really lifted her spirts….

It turns out that Winehouse made a little time for her new black boyfriend because he fills her ratty pussy up nicely and doesn’t mind because she pays him more than he made washing dishes at some local resort….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini|Caribbean|Horse|IRC

2009

06

Apr

Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl are Cheaters of the Day

Actor’s are full of shit. They are self absorbed liars. There is no such thing as some kind of schizophrenia that takes over them and that makes them become this whole new person who they are playing, where they take on their roll that intensely, especailly when you’re a talentless piece of shit like Ashton Kutcher who only has a career because of his looks, making him a lot like every whore who works in a bar or restaurant wearing a low cut top, only not as interesting to look at.

So when I saw these pictures of him and Katherine Heigl kissing, I felt the need to post the shit, because both these motherfuckers are married and where I come from, making out with girls for work has never been a good enough for my wife to accept, and just because I would love my wife to make out with another dude, maybe fall in love with him, and get her to leave me the fuck alone because I hate her, doesn’t mean seeing this level of adultery doesn’t offend me or my Christian morals.

Leading me to officially understand why I have always hated him, because I knew he sold his soul to the devil and was some kind of heathen, now I just have the evidence as to why he needs to be executed.

Here are the spouses…..

Here is Ashton and Katherine Heigl doing some Bikini scene, where they kept Heigl clothed, because she has a dumpy piece of shit of a body…..

Posted in:Ashton Kutcher|Cheaters|Katherine Heigl

2009

06

Apr

Tamara Mellon’s Still on the Beach and She’s Pickin’ Her Ass of the Day

I am bored of this Tamara Mellon bitch. I gave her love. I wrote she was a hot 40 year old multi-millionaire, designer shoe owning motherfucker. I gave her credit for not being a typical whore wallet fucking groupie and I said she had a hot tight little ass I’d like to explore like some kind of South Pole expedition in the 1940s and she never reached out, she never emailed me, she never said “hey thanks for not rippin on me despite wanting to rip me apart with your sex toy collection and other household objects”, so I am posting pictures of her picking her ass like she was the poor kid I went to school with who always had black fingers and smelled like shit, who was constant in his ass pickin’ because he didn’t have access to toilet paper because that was one of life’s luxuries and because he had some kind of ass worms from his poor hygiene, when he was probably the last person who could afford ass worms or any parasite for that matter, because his daily diet consisted of a chocolate bar.

Posted in:Ass|Beach|Bikini|Tamara Mellon

2009

06

Apr

Access Hollywood on Mel B’s Vegas Peep Show of the Day

I just woke up, I am still hungover from a 3 day bender with some asian dude I met from Long Beach, who hated himself for being asian, and was a really bad drunk, but who wouldn’t leave me the fuck alone. Someone sent me this Mel B behind the scenes bullshit that was on Access Hollywood Friday, where she talks about her pussy being lasered, and for you Sci-Fi idiot virgins that just means how she maintains her bush and it doesn’t mean she’s some kind of robot from the future sent to earth to satisfy you.

Posted in:Access Hollywood|Mel B|Peep Show

2009

04

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I have always wanted to be on a porn set during production. You know see the girls in action and take in how it all works. It was actually one of the requests I put in at make-a-wish foundation when I had my cancer scare a few years ago, and it really had nothing to do with being a fan of porn, because I hate the shit, and more to do with it just being the one dream I had always wanted to have come true, that always seemed just out of reach.

This week, I got invited to be on a porn set. So I guess dreams do come true, especially if you go for the low hanging fruit, the easy to accomplish, so my advice to you is dream big, but not too big, because if you aim too high, you’ll just be disappointed. So next time you have a dream, and people tell you it will never happen, think about this story.

The good news for all the haters is that now I can finally kill myself. You know since I pretty much peaked.

On a side note, I won’t be going to this pornshoot, because it is far away and I am broke, so I guess dreams don’t actually come true, but the invite was good enough for me.

Here are my stepLINKS….


If You’re Gonna the Weekend Alone, You May As Well Keep Your Hands Busy
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If Lily Allen and Lohan Wanted to Turn Heads, They Should Have At Least Made Out
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Well, a Porn Star Eating a Popsicle Certainly Made My Day Better
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Christina Milian’s Hottest Pics EVER
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Some Japanese 80’s Throwback Pranks That Are Great Cause Everything From Japan is Amazing
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Kally Monoco is Taking It All Off
GO

The Best Parkour Video I Have Ever Seen
GO

A Street Fighter Love Story
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Meet Kate J
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Should You Masterbate to Pics Of Your Own Ass?!?!?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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I Know Valentino is Supposed to Be Some Sort of Icon and All, But WTF is Up With Dude’s Face?
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On The Same Page, Sienna Miller is Lookin’ Fuck Up Too
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Madonna Got Shut the Fuck Down!!
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Victoria Beckham Panty Upskirt Throwback
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If Anybody Can COnvince Me to Recycle, It’s Jessica Stroup
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Rhianna is All Smiles
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Dina Lohan is Cougar Defined
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Megan Fox is Half Naked in DT Magazines
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Introducing Aimee Faith
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Julia is Babes
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Girls Get Out of Hand
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Cheerleader or Pornstar?
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I Must Be Losing My Mind, Cause These Jessica Simpson Bikini Pics Aren’t Making Me Wanna Barf
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Keeley Hawes Cleavage
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Horny in the Bathtub
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Demi Moore Saved Some Bitch From Killing Herself
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Adriana Lima’s Sexy Victoria’s Secret Swim 2009 Pictures
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This Are Looking Up
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The Five Types of Girls You’ll Meet in a College Bar
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Deni and Iris Have a Special Kind of Friendship
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How About Some Emma Roberts
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Cop Laughs At Some Skanks Have a Cat Fight
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Elf Titties!
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Kristen Stewart is Whining Again
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The 6 Sweetest Rides in Cinematic History
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Cute Teen Josie
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BONUS!

The Bruno Trailer is Out…..
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

03

Apr

Mel B is in Some Play of the Day

Scary Spice is in some play called Peep Show and she is half naked and dressed like a whore. Sure, this would have been far better if she was naked, or if she younger, but she was actually doing something that made her serious money then, not weird d-list hooker themed work, like this in the tail-end of her career, and I’m not complaining, I just wish young girls understood that 10 or 15 years down the road, they are going to be weathered whores with well traveled vagainas too, so they should stop wasting time by not wanting to have sex with dirty pigs like me and get into the fuckin’ whore hustle….

Posted in:Mel B|Scary Spice

2009

03

Apr

Paris Hilton Robot Bikini of the Day

Paris Hilton did a photoshoot where she’s wearing some stupid Lady Gaga glasses, which I guess is representative about how full of shit Paris is provided you didn’t realize that she was full of fucking shit. I am sure when they were in High School together, Paris didn’t even notice the weird, fat, mutant girl in the stupid clothes, I mean, unless it was to laugh at her, but the second she’s fucking popular, this cunt jumps on it and stains in with her dirty sticky fingers, where her gaping soul sucks anything she can monetize or get buzz from in and by gaping soul, I think you know what gaping body part I am actually talkin’ about.

Talking about her STDs or that she’s a slut is a waste of time, we already know that shit, we need to focus that she is single handedly responsible for the fall of a generation of girls, who could have amounted to be the next fucking President, but are instead fucking multiple men and their wallets, lying, doing coke, and pretty much wasting the fuck away and for that, this bitch needs to be shot.

Posted in:Bikini|Paris Hilton|Robot|Slut

2009

03

Apr

Kim Kardashian Wishes She Had Photoshop in Everyday Life of the Day

Rumor has it that Kim Kardashian is investing her porn slut money into trying to create some hollogram screen that you wear and shit makes you look photoshooped when you walk around giving off the optical illusion that she’s as tight as her magazine published pictures, you know so that her gut, thighs, ass and other fat that stems from her being a lazy fucking big, gets airbrushed out so that the public doesn’t have to be reminded of the lie she is living…..I mean I made that rumor up, but it’s something she may want to consider, because if this is what she looks like in everyday life, her line of workout DVDs are obviously a fuckin’ joke, and designed for girls fatter than her to feel like they’re doing their part at getting fit, but never giving up their pint a day ice cream addiction.

I guess who really cares, I know I don’t, but I just wrote a bad post about it, so maybe I do….

Here’s the photoshoot video….

Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian|Thick

2009

03

Apr

Lohan Nipple in a See Through Shirt of the Day

Lindsay Lohan may be crazy, I don’t know her so I couldn’t really tell you what the fuck she’s into, but I do know that she’s driving around a porn producers expensive car, she’s reportedly broke and out of work, she’s pretty much admitted to being a sex addict, you know to fill the void she feels from being an empty person with no father, she’s into eating pussy, which makes porn scenes all the more interesting.

Actually, it makes life all the more interesting and if you land a girl who is into girls and interested in eating pussy and actually means it, you have got to work that angle fast, because before you know it, she’ll be off doing it with other guys and girls and all that groundwork you laid into gettin her to accept it as a possibility gets thrown the fuck out of the window and into some other asshole’s bed, before you get your taste. It’s like you spend all your time on someone, and they take that shit to share with the guy next door, before you get the chance to really appreciate what you created.

I used to bang a friend of mine’s girlfriend. When he first got with her, before I got with her, he’d complain about how bad she was in bed, how she wouldn’t let him cum in her, how she was fuckin’ standard and so he spent a solid 6 months training her to be the little slut he wanted and when he finally got her to a good place, she moved in on me because she was all sexually confident with her new found skills and he was out of town, so I got this well practiced pussy and I think it was the only time I ever came from a blowjob, it was fantastic, especially since I didn’t have to go through all the hard work, unfortunately, the aftermath when my friend found out, wasn’t quite as pleasant….

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Nipple|See Through|Shirt