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2022

22

Jun

Kristen Cavallari Bikini Top of the Day

There was a time when Kristen Cavallari was some 20 year old reality star and I didn’t give a fuck about her then, so now that she’s a textbook white girl of instagram, drinking her rose in her mid 30s, like other rich white moms of instagram, who don’t really do anything of substance, yet for some reason they are ALL the fucking same, in everythin they do, from the way they dress, to the way they decorate their houses, to the cars they drive, to the face injections and tits they get, to the workouts, it’s actually some stepford wife attack of the clones tainted by social media and media…but at least, the internet skews slutty so they are all sitting at home figuring out ways to film themselves fucking for reddit or onlyfans without being a slut, and the second they start doing that, it’s fucking over…..

If you leave the house and I have, the mid-30 to 50 year old white ladies dress the raciest….and probably fuck the raciest with all the sex toys that GOOP tells them to use…..and it is disturbing, but you can jerk off to it, just not when it’s Kristen Cavallari being boring as shit with a bikini top on.

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2022

22

Jun

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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I say no fat chicks allowed, because as someone married to a fat chick, I know first hand how vile and disgusting fat women are, and sure I did it for the pre-mature death aspect, it was calculated, but being terrible at math being, she’s still with us….because fat death takes a long fucking time and fat death is just a slow and miserable uncomfortable demise where your quality of life and sense of adventure is pretty fucking garbage because you’re always tired or looking for cake….hard to move, hard to sleep, hard to shit, hard to do everything….just all around miserable…

So from my 20 years of research, fat fucks are fucking gross, and if fat fucks out there are like don’t body shame me, ok, you can body shame yourself by pretending it is empowerment, when really it’s just a modern day version of a freak show, no matter how much of the population is obese or how much dudes are willing to fuck fat chicks cuz they are willing to fuck them back…..

That’s not to say I hate these ladies for getting naked, I just find it insane….

That’s not to say I don’t mind looking at monster fat girl tits because they are so fucking big….

It’s just to say, this is my inclusivity for you perverts into this kind of thing, while I’m far more into fitness bitches being naked….and fat chicks being the spectators…that you fuck in the shadows of the night because you don’t want people knowing that you are that kind of guy…..

I never subscribed to the “it’s better than jerking off alone to hot chicks” line people used to give, before they started publicly celebrating fat fuck sex as a form of virtue signaling, or wokeness, or inclusivity, “LOOK AT ME, I AM PRO FUCKING FAT CHICKS”…..like some kind of hero who deserves a medal….when we’ve all been there and know what it takes to get there.

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2022

22

Jun

Slutty Gardener and Other Videos of the Day

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Cameltoe to Morph Suit

Fitness Gear

Short Skirts

I guess she ate a big lunch

Try on Haul

I wonder if she’s a cow girl

Public Bathroom

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

22

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes I sit in my pod eating bugs owning nothing and being happy – thinking that the end of the world is inevitable, that this is the apocalypse, that I should get out in nature to plant my vegetables and find my fishing hole to keep myself fed through the collapse, but then I realize my life has been a fucking disaster since coming out of the gate, not since coming out, if I had come out, it would have probably been a fabulous experience with a strong community of perverts willing to fuck my ass, but unfortunately, I chose other fetishes that I don’t let consume my existence or define me, I don’t make parades for that shit, I just keep it to my damn self while staring at sluts in public….but yeah…end of the world or not, controlled collapse or not, who fucking cares, we’re all going to die anyway, might as well take a Patrick Swayze in Point Break approach to it and fucking ride it out….with morning links…another waste of time I put myself though for no reason other than why not……

Here they are…

Bebe Rexha Learns a TikTok Dance
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Busty Marcela at the Beach
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Mandy Rose on a Boat in a Bathing Suit
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5 most memorable moments of Rob Gronkowski’s NFL career
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Kim K Talks Acne
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Crazy Breathing Tree
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Burning Matches Kissing
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Cop Shoot Out
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Norbit Big Titty Slide Scene
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Cam Sluts!
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2022

21

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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On this summer solstice, I hope you and your hippie coven are female ejaculating on some unsuspecting incels as part of your witchcraft, and I hope to be one of those incels….even though I think female ejaculate is just pee.

Yes, you just wasted your time reading that, just kidding, I know no one gives a fuck but at least click some stepLINKS….

Zoey Deutch Bikinis in Maldives
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Trevor and Marissa Lawrence Hit Up the Beach This Weekend
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Izabel Goulart’s Beach Tennis in a Thong
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Brie Larson’s Low Cut Top Selfie
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Bella Thorne Braless in Pink
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Tom Brady DESTROYS sign asking him to stop promoting his underwear with a perfect throw
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Kara Del Toro in a Bikini
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Ebanie Bridges Says She Forgot How Big Her Boobs Are When She Ordered Her New Bikini
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Kim Kardashian’s Beach Attire
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Shakira, Black Eyed Peas and David Guetta mak a Song
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Beyonce’s New Song Doesn’t Sound Satanic at All
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Kristin Cavallari is Forever a Beach Girl
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Madison Pettis Lingerie Try On
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Pet Goose Hates Everyone but Owner
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Snake Caterpillar will Terrify You
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Tuna in Aquarium Hits Glass and Dies – Sad Video
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Dave Chappelle Refuses Honor from his Elementary School
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This Goes Out to ALl the Short Guys Out There
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Zoey Deutch Booty in Jeans
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Salma Hayek in Latex
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Ryan Mallett’s Ex-Wife Tiffany Seeley Big Cleavage
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Goat with Huge Ears
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Snub Nose Monkey Eats…
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Kate Hudson and Kurt Russel’s Public Display of Affection on Father’s Day
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Underwear Model in a Thong
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Alexis Ren in a Bodysuit
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Mac Jones and Girlfriend Sophie Scott in Bermuda
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Homemade Jet Engine
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Paul Haggis, Award Winning Director, Arrested for Rape
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Model Does the Mardi Gras Flash
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Joey King Posing at a Premiere in a Skimpy Dress
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini Collab with Alo Yoga
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Rita Ora Cleavage at an Event
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Rita Ora Cleavage on the Street
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Maisie Williams at an Event
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Mariah Carey Lookin Huge
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Mariah Carey in a Purple Dress Also Lookign Huge
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Mirana Cosgrove at an Event with Skinny Legs
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Kristen Bell on Fallon
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Kesha at the Airport
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Juno Temple at an Event
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Grace Elizabeth in a Magazine Photoshoot
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Karlie Kloss Vogue Bikini Photoshoot
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EmRata in a Black DressPlayin Hot
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Bebe Rexha – Thick Thighs
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Katharine McPhee and her Dinosaur
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Farrah Abrahams’ Big Fake Ass in a Bikini
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Sydney Sweeney Cleavage
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From stepSMUT!!

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Weird Threesomes
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It Finally Happened
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Big Tits
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Hot Reddit Amateur LOOTZ
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19 People having a Shitty Day
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Hot Masturbatig Babe
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A Bunch of Booty
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Fucking the Dildo
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More Big Tits
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Taco Tuesday
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Tessa Fowler Boobs
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Anal Beads
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Bouncy Redhead Tits
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Crazy Tech Shit
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Sofi Vega By the Pool
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Fishnets and Weird Toys
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Massive Boob Jiggle
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Amateur Sex Tape
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THe Pussy Eating Finishing Move
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2022

21

Jun

Is this Bella Thorne’s Vagina of the Day

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Here’s a solid concept for a gameshow, hopefully the execs at Disney who helped create her accidentally land on this while trying to see what she’s been up to since they let her roam
freely….or free roam…because if they’re willing to produce the Kardashian, a Bella Thorne vagina guessing game with prizes is a win!!

I am going with maybe that’s some lip, but probably not…and while you figure it out with your nerd zooming image software, here’s some cleavage.

Posted in:Bella Thorne

2022

21

Jun

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I believe in tiny tits…

It’s one of those fables or biblical story of David vs Goliath….

It’s not the size that counts, it’s the spirit….

I guess something small dick dudes try to believe, but know isn’t true, but small dicks are a whole different thing, since tiny tits tend to have hotter bodies than the big tits and it’s a numbers game really….

So here are some tiny tits…to look at and appreciate like the fineness that they are…

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Posted in:TINY TITS

2022

21

Jun

Kendall Jenner Bikini of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is in her bikini showing off her waist to hip ratio…because that’s the best thing she’s got going for her, and it’s probably edited to be made more dramatic, since everything on the internet is a fucking lie, to the point that bitches write “NO FILTER” to let you know “this is what I look like” and most of them are filtered in their no filter pics…I blame zoom calls and facetime, turning the mediocre middle of the road employee into a TV star on the OFFICE TV network….all these fake fucks and we only have the Kardashians and their half sisters the Jenners to fucking blame because they are the leaders of the movement of vapid internet cunt being paid to be useless, superficial, materialistic, money grubbing, gross looking trash….but Kendall has a hot body, more Jenner than whatever their whore mom’s last name was before she wallet fucked a Kardashian….and I just hope she doesn’t have Bruce’s cock….literally and figuratively….in a jar or tucked into her asshole for the bikini shot because you never know with these MONSTERS….and I’ve heard all kinds of rumors sincce they are America’s royal family that most hate, some love to hate, and others are too fucking dumb to have opinions or thoughts…

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2022

21

Jun

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants remind me of romance, but only because I grab my penis to try to try to find it, it is an inny than an outty….some dudes brag about their 11 inchers, it’s all they have to talk about, understandable, while I am here bragging about being 3 inches deep into my fat muff gut….if you spread it enough, you may see the tip…..

Point being, I’d jerk off to every last tight pant I see and I see a lot of them because girls, all girls dress slutty, even old fat ones, I blame or thank the internet….I haven’t decided yet, but here are tight pants to mull over….

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Posted in:Tight Pants

2022

21

Jun

Dua Lipa Demonic Bikini Tits of the Day

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I just saw a picture of where she looks about 3 inches taller than him and about double as wide as him, so either he’s a midget who weighs 120 pounds, or she’s a fucking tank of a woman who may or may not have been porn with testicles on the Kosovo refugee camp before being castrated like a gelding….

That doesn’t mean I don’t think she’s worth a look, even though I think her origin story is bullshit and rather was probably human trafficked before selling her soul to the demons who made her a top tier popstar who makes music that probably sends evil messages to kids to consume, or to eat bugs and be happy, you know to pave the way for the great reset they have planned, because they need their celebrities controlled to send those messages…

But who cares about ay of that TikTok viral song success after Youtube success, when she’s in a bikini top with her big girl titties….rocking the devil horns as a tribute to her transgender god..

I’m not into it, you know, since I choose Jesus over these lame ass Satanics who are zero fucking cool, but I’m willing to watch it unfold because these lame ass Satanics are garbage….and anyone lookin’ at them wanting to partake in their nonsense is just a misguided fool….but I’m into tits…regardless of their darkness…so long as they weren’t born with a dick…that chicks with dicks movement of perverts doesn’t speak to me..no matter how hard they try to steal pride from Gay men, thinking that Gay men are into trannies because they are gay and part of some non straight club….while gays can still hate trannies too.

Which brings up an important point, PRIDE month is a scam, appropriating GAY pride, and throwing in every other sexual fetish under the umbrella and soon gays are going to want none of that….like if you were to celebrate white people during Black History month, they’re two different movements….not under one flag….

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