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2009

19

Mar

Shauna Sand is Topless on the Beach of the Day

Skinny, flat-assed Shauna Sand came out to play on the beach topless in these staged pictures.

She looks a hell of a lot better than usual, she’s got rid of the shitty plastic whore shoes but managed to keep shit trashy and keep her stripper genes proud by wearing Ed Hardy and rockin’ a skinny boy toy who likes Ed Hardy so much he got his favorite T-shirt tattooed on his shoulders. The whole thing stinks of vodka, crystal meth and HIV, but I’ve seen a lot worse out of slutty women like this in my life.

I don’t know. I could be horny. But I think she looks pretty hot and those fake tits look worth cumming all over. Yep. I’m just horny. Hey ladies.

FROM THE ARCHIVES….

Shauna Sand in a White Bikini
Shauna Sand’s Meaty Grey Vagina and Tits
Shauna Sand Panties At Some Ed Hardy Shit
Shauna Sand in a Bikini Riding Gay Shit
Shauna Sand in a See Through Dress

Posted in:Beach|Shauna Sand|Topless

2009

18

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

When people die, even if I am not happy they died, we do a thing called R.I.P. Motherfucker.

It’s hard now because I feel close to the death, since I was walking on the same cobble stone path as Natasha Richaradson was on Sunday, and even had a smoke outside her hotel she was staying at, without knowing she was there, but I feel like we had a connection and I should have jumped in there and told her “baby, don’t take that run, don’t take that lesson tomorrow, it’s gonna be bad”, but I didn’t.

So in a lot of ways, I killed Natasha Richardson by not listening to my inner psychic voice that said “some celebrity you’ve never really heard of is going to die here tomorrow”, instead I just thought I was losing my shit again and went for a beer amongst faggot skiers and their faggot wives.

So I just wanted to clear up rumors that Lohan killed her on the set of Parentrap, it just took a couple years to manifest and take the fall for Lohan on this one and I guess clear up rumors that there won’t be that Parentrap remake lohan’s been banking on, you know since it was the height of her career…but I hear Mike Lohan is still a fucking asshole….

You know, 45 is too young to die and I feel bad for her kids who will grow up without a mother and a husband who just lost the mother of his kids and to a woman who lost a life that she had many more years to do good in. So Good luck, Good night, and Good speed. Seriously, I’m gonna be bouncing off the walls all night…

PS – The header pic is Lady Gaga when she was an electro club act before going mainstream. I like her chubby little masculine fingers, they look like a real hit in the gay bathhouses she would have her after parties at.

Put a Slut Through College, And Be Happy You’re Helping the Future
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Octocrazy Opens Up Her House of Pussy to the World
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This Burger Grease Art is Making Me Hungry
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The 9 Hottest Irish Women
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Okay, Okay Here’s a Good St Patty’s Throwback a Day Late
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Remember Caprice? You Should
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I Knew Spider Man was Gay, I Fucking KNEW It
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House Arrest With Andy Dick
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Anne Angel is Pure Sex
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It’s Not My Responsibility to Get You Laid, But I Can Sure Try
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Is It Possible to Catch an STD From a Dog?
You Tell Me
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Ring of Fire My Ass
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Don’t Kid Yourself, No One Like a Virgin
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Striptease of the Day
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Can Someone Please Just Shoot Me in the Head Right Fucking Now?
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You Know the Economy is Bad When Playboy Starts Recycling Pics Spreads
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Natalie Imbruglia Upskirt
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Drew Barrymore WTF Are You Wearing?
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I Mean, Who Doesn’t Want to Kill Britney Spears
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Julia Roberts is a Bitch
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Sleeper Sleeper Cells
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Melissa Midwest is Taking a Bath
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LeAnn Rimes is Cheating On Her Gay Husband
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Titty Bounce Hypnosis
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Fuck You and Your Hummer
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Women Just Can’t Park Cars
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Shawna Less is As Good As It Gets
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Pizza Delivery FAIL
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For Sale, Great Deal
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Brutal Gymnastics Accident
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Some Bikinis For a Cloudy Day, And By Cloudy Day, I Mean Shitfest That is My Life
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Nell McAndrew is Topless
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Miss Belgian Alizée Poulicek is in Trouble and It’s Cause of These Photos
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Sarah Jessica Parker is So Fucking Ugly Man
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This Slut From American Idol is Kind of Bangable
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Mellissa At the Bridge
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The Slut Apple Doesn’t Fall Far From the Slut (In Law) Tree
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Sesame Street Breaks Down Bernie Madoffs Ponzie Scheme
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Family Photo To Remembers
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For All Those Assholes Out There Who Think Their Votes Mean Something
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Edgar Frog is Back?!
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Isabel is Playing
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Some Dude Punched his Mom in the Face After Getting Caught Jerking Off
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Some Whores Being Whores
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The Guido Face NEver Changes
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….


I need 100,000 followers, my life depends on it, tell your friends. Save me.

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

18

Mar

Bree Olson in PG Porn of the Day

I love Bree Olson, I am thinking about driving out to see her this weekend as she does a feature show in Canada. I figure a free lapdance for the toilet video I posted last week, would do me some good and here she is in some PG Porn for Spike, I don’t find this shit the best thing on the internet, but it’s clever enough. You know playin’ on the whole Bang Bus shit, I should be making videos, but I’d rather go drink.

Posted in:Bree Olson|PG PORN

2009

18

Mar

Liverpool Fashion Week is Really Fashionable of the Day

I’ve been covering Liverpool Fashion Week because I find it funny, not because I think Liverpool is a fashion hub or because I am a fashionable person who cares about what’s going on in fashion and keeping up with what city is celebrating fashion any given week. I’ve been covering it because it’s a fucking joke.

It’s like a combination of all the fuckin’ trashy working class people who managed to make themselves relevant in the UK, coming out to compare their herpe scabs and no name outfits while chain smoking or some shit.

It is a fucking disaster and I love it.

Posted in:Liverpool Fashion Week|Trash

2009

18

Mar

PETA Pulls Another Stupid Naked Stunt of the Day

PETA always manages to piss me off, because they do these great naked stunts, but the people doing them are always hairy hippie bitches with sloppy fucking bodies who make me want to go out and stop testing my cosmetic line on animals, just to make them put some fuckin’ clothes back on. At least today they kept their underwear on, because these pregnant lookin’ vaginas have already seen enough of the fuckin’ world, and should be underwraps. At least PETA calls them out for what they are…Pigs.

Posted in:Naked|PETA|Stunt

2009

18

Mar

Shauna Sand Doing Some Maintenance of the Day

If you’re wondering how Shauna Sand maintains her beautiful appearance, it’s not just with investing a lot of money into botched plastic surgery, but the attention she spends on the little details, like getting manicures, gets her fake hair put in, puts her dirty make-up on, buying just the right dress from the discount bin at the sex shop and clear plastic platform shoes at the stripper supply store, which are apparently very expensive and therefore pretty fucking classy. You know being trashy and holding onto your useless sex appeal isn’t easy, it’s not just collecting welfare checks and beating your wife, it takes fuckin’ work. So next time you see a dolled up lookin’ whore that looks like a dead person, stop hatin’ and laughing and pull out 10 dolalrs and grab her useless tits.

Posted in:Maintenance|Shauna Sand

2009

18

Mar

Kendra Wilkinson and Her Pink Blanket of the Day

No, I’m not talking about her vagina. That shit is weathered like your grandpa’s old catcher mitt, you know rough and tough and slowly truning grey and brittle, eventually ending up nothing more than a pile of dust….I mean she had to use it as a tool to get to the fucking top and like anything that’s been used too fuckin’ much…it dies a slow death…

I guess that’s why she keep hugging that security blanket like she was a 5 year old who experienced her father kill her mother, or some shit like had an uncle sneak into their room at night when he was visiting from out of town, you know one of those broken up kids who you don’t like being friends with in school because they are way too intense and have imaginary friends and ask you to touch their sex organs because their uncle showed them and they want to share with you.

You know, since all girls in the sex trade have daddy issues and a blanky won’t run off on your family, or hit you, or touch you wrong, or touch your sister and not you leading you to think you’re in adequate, throwing you into a life of looking for acceptance…

Here she is at the airport and why the fuck is her fiance wearing a fucking Obey shirt, is he a fucking hip hip/grafitti artist into streetwear who just happens to have the gayest fucking sandals on, or was it a gift from someone. I guess who really cares…

Posted in:Kendra Wilkinson|Pink Blanket

2009

18

Mar

Angela Lindvall is Naked in Purple Revisited of the Day

I have been emailed hundreds of times (once) by random fucking people (person) about these pictures of Angela Lindvall naked in some fashion magazine.

Since I’m pretty up to date on chicks getting naked I knew that these were fuckin’ old and that I had already Posted Them , a year ago, when they actually fucking hit.

But since you were so fucking eager to annoy me with your requests I’ve gone to the fucking trouble to show you that it’s time to get the fuck out of past and start living your life like you were Rihanna.

Here’s another post about Supermodels With Bush from the archives….

Posted in:Angela Lindvall|Naked|Purple

2009

18

Mar

Russell Brand and His Asian Whore of the Day

All women like famous dick, so when I reached out to Russell Brand to ask him to comment on how much this asian girl who looks like she’d give a solid massage that ends with her tongue in your ass costs and he didn’t bother answering.

I knew it was because she was free. Girls have this trigger that goes off in their vaginas that if a guy is on TV, Movies, Stage, he is more important than the guy who isn’t, so they groupie themselves up and end up back at their hotel room, only to be violated from every which way, maybe thinking that it is validating to have famous cock, like it means they got through and were good enough amongst all the other chicks, or maybe it’s because they dream of a better life with the famous cock, you know designer fucking bags and shit. What they don’t realize is that the famous cock is only lookin for a good time, and has slutty girls all over the world willing to jump on their dicks. They know that girls are sluts, never respect them, never commit to them, never really do anything for them, other than the occassional text message or myspace message or facebook message to keep the fuckin’ door open because they’ve already got the girl to whore out for them once, might as well make it a routine, since the only reason the girl is with them is for their status/money, why not use them back the next time they roll into town.

These famous cocks are living the life in some people’s eyes, you know different pussy every fucking night, but it all seems like way too much fuckin’ work to me even if it comes easy…

Nice panties Russell and I bet this is a pretty shitty way for the dude who’s dating this girl in yellow to find out why she wasn’t answering his calls last night….sucker.

Posted in:Asian|Russell Brand|Whore

2009

18

Mar

Terry Richardson Does Gossip Girl for Rolling Stone of the Day

There was a time when I found Terry Richardson almost inspiring. He was leading the way in sleazy documentary photography where dude would go out with his point and shoot camera and hang with girls and get them naked and doing sleazy fucking shit. I always wanted to do that but never found the drug addicted, hipster sluts to do it, because I don’t have street cred.

Sure, I didn’t think it was all that fucking innovative, I mean everyone tries to get dirty fucking pictures, at least I always have, but the rest of the world took a liking to him and he went from the pages of Vice Magazine and jumped into the high fashion world, and dude’s still doing it while keeping the shit sleazy enough, even if it’s toned down from pictures of Gavin stompin’ out his dick like it was a dirty cigarette.

I know you don’t care about any of that, or that Dov from American Apparel bit his style, but this is what he came up with, and shit’s pretty alright, I am still a fan of his work, even if the Gossip Girl sluts in the pictures are really nothin’ special and don’t deserve to be on TV.

Here’s some access hollywood behind the scene shit….

Posted in:Rolling Stone|Terry Richardson