I stole this topless pictures form some photography student from LA who had it on her site. Her stepmother is some model and her father is in some band and I guess that gives her access to people like Kate Moss with her shirt off. My life is not so convenient, but that doesn’t matter, what does matter is that I asked her if I could post it, she didn’t answer me, I guess she was too busy doing nothing, it broke my heart, so I figured I’ll just throw it up and that’s all I got to say about that, because Kate Moss topless is a thing of the past, if this girl wants exposure she’s gotta get some video of Chris Brown beating Rihanna, or maybe of some Lohan/ Ronson sex tape…..
2009
04
Mar
Lil’ Wayne’s New Video of the Day
Here’s some Lil’ Wayne video premiere that features some girl’s whale tail, and since staring at a girl sitting in from you you when her panties are poking out of her pants is the closest you get to sex, I figured you’d appreciate the video. I am not feeling this song at all, but who cares what I think, I’m guessing it’s about some hot chick from High School rejected him and now she’s a single mother and he’s a superstar rapper.
I don’t get why people never get over high school, it’s all pretty fucking pathetic to me, it’s like move the fuck on, who cares if you got rejected then, but are popular now, or you were popular then and your life is pathetic now, or if you were pathetic then and are still pathetic, living in your one room apartment since your mom passed away and your siblings made you sell the house you never wanted to move out of but couldn’t afford to buy them out, but at least now you can have as much porn as you want sprawled out all over the place because no one ever comes over.
That said, I know at least 15 people from my highschool who want me dead because I was mean and gave them a complex, one was the girl with orange hair who I called fire crotch daily, making her think something was wrong with her pussy, leading to a lifetime of sexual issues, the other, some skinny fat I used to convince to get naked in front of me by telling her she was hot and that I really respected her, only to have a video camera hiding in the room, recording so we could publicly humiliate her…there are others, but I don’t remember that shit and either should Lil’ Wayne.
Here’s some Lil’ Wayne Interview With Kimmel Where he Talks About Losing His Virginity at 11….
More Kimmel Stunts…because he’s better than Fallon.
Posted in:Lil Wayne|New Video|Prom Queen
2009
04
Mar
Megan Fox Goes Furniture Shopping With David 90210 of the Day
Megan Fox is back with David from 90210 because that’s what happens when a girl is estranged from her father at a young age and meets up with some guy she used to dream about growing up, I’m talking posters on her walls and fantasies of taking his virginity instead of that Donna whore, who is older, more experienced and has a big dick that can comfort her as she tries to get her career off the ground, introduce her to the right people who weren’t capable of salvaging his career but were able to get her in touch with the right people, pretty much giving her some sort of legitimacy, despite him being a failure and leading to where she is now. She needs him and as depressing as that is for you, it’s not half as bad as that forearm tattoo.
Here they are shopping for furniture.
Here she is getting busy with a pillow like the fat girl in my high school who told me she used to rub up against her mattress while making out with her pillow when she first discovered masturbation.
Posted in:David 90210|Megan Fox
2009
04
Mar
Heidi Klum Posing With a Bra of the Day
I was at some 18 year old girl’s house “babysitting” the other night and we started watching the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, because like Russia and the Middle East, Canada is 6 months behind on shit, and I was thinking to myself how much hotter Heidi Klum, a 40 year old with a weathered, mother vagina and a big penised black husband, was fresher than the slob of a girl I was next to. Sure, the kind of 18 year olds I meet and spend time with are what you’d expect to find overdosing in the bathroom of a bus station, or shitting herself in a bus shelter on the side of a busy intersection or pretty much someone who has anything to do with buses, and decided that I suck at life, because I’m not with someone my own age who looks like this, but on a side note, I told her to shove a role of dirty pennies in her asshole and I’d let her keep it, I guess she needed the 50 cents, because she did it and it was fucking vile. I’m not sure the last time she showered, but her anus was lookin’ a little too much like Seal.
Here is Heidi Klum posing with bras, because bras are what made her.
Here she is without the bra…
Posted in:Bra|Heidi Klum|Victoria's Secret
2009
04
Mar
Rihanna Bikini Pictures from Last Week of the Day
I know why Rihanna is back with Chris Brown, because the whole thing was blown out of proportion and he didn’t lay a fucking hand on her. You know, because he’s a fucking pussy. I’d expect some kind of gangster to pistol whip his whore, or some feminist equal right chick to demand her boyfriend beat her up because preferential treatment for woman is unjust, but with some childhood tap dancing star like Chris Brown, I’m just surprised he’s got a girl…especially one I am down with and who wears see through bikinis….
I’m not allowed to post these because I don’t pay for bullshit, but I’ll keep them here as long as I can because I like sharing the wealth.
If the pics get taken down, you can find them by following this link….
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2009
04
Mar
Day in the Life of an SI Model of the Day
Here’s a video with some of the bottom feeding SI Models. I say that because I’ve never heard of them, so maybe they’re the next big fucking thing, and since I find this whole swimsuit model shit hot, I also find it fucking boring, so I didn’t really bother lookin’ at them because they all kinda look the same and that’s usually pretty amazing and for my entire life I’ve said that all the hottest famous sluts are bikini or lingerie models, unfortunately, this video doesn’t give much insight into them being more than just a set of tits, when asked what it’s like to live a day in the life of an SI Model, they just say awesome.
Awesome? Are you fucking kidding me? You get paid 10,000 dollars a day, or more, to sit in a fucking bikini where you are flown for a week, but only need to be shot for 4 days, and when you are working you just lay in the fucking sun and pose. You can pretend it’s hard, and that it’s a struggle, because you have to work when you are jet lagged or have a cold. Go fuck yourself, I guess you have that attitude because you’re hot and have never actually had to work in a normal fucking job and if you had, people would just let you suck at it because you were hot.
Either way, here’s some more on the models in the video…because I’ve never heard of them.
Melissa Haro
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Jessica Hart
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Damaris Lewis
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2009
04
Mar
Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day
Yep. still ugly. Sure these are probably the best pictures I’ve seen her in. Maybe she’s gone for some off shore plastic surgery, you know the same place you signed up to get the vagina built into your leg so you’d have something to fuck and when you weren’t fucking it, you could tuck your dick into the pouch and have no need for underwear, pretty much saving you money in the long run, you know making your weirdness work for you in this economic crisis.
Or maybe I’m just blinded by having to see my wife naked the last 3 days because she refuses to get dressed and ready for anything that isn’t fat and disgusting, unfortunately for me, no one else is, making my chances of that happening slim to fucking none.
Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly
2009
04
Mar
Britney Spears Back in Concert Pictures of the Day
Britney Spears brought her elaborate concert filled with smoke, mirrors, circus bullshit, dancing to distract the world from her doughy body, her insane brain, and the fact that she can’t sing. The good news is that she didn’t fall asleep halfway through the concert while eating mustard out of a jar, she didn’t try to hang herself off one of the props, and she did the whole thing showing off her mom body in a way that it didn’t look too much like a mom body, you know reminiscent of a simpler time, when she had one music video that played on repeat and I had cable and no job and she was 17 and I wasn’t and you know how this story ends.
Here are a shitload of her concert pictures, I wasn’t there, so what more do you expect me to say about it. I want to go to the one that happens in Montreal at the end of the month, I figure it’ll be a good place to abduct kids and the world can always use another amber alert…even though I’m sure he audience are people still latching on from 9 years ago, like me.
I asked for tickets on the site already and no one got back to me, I guess my dreams of meeting Britney before she dies will never be. Hit me baby one more time.
All I can hope for is she gets knocked up by another one of her bottom feeding back-up dancers who claims to be ungay. I feel like Britney needs more babies to live up to her destiny of being a deadbeat mom from the gutter.
Who cares what I think, here are the pics.
Here are some performance videos if you care, I don’t really, but figured I went to this much trouble, why the fuck not post them…
Britney Spears Performing Me Against The Music in the India Shit…
Performing Baby One More Time in the Black Bra Shit
Performing Breathe On Me with Her Nipple Tassels
I am sure there are a lot more – but I’ve played the 13 year old girl angle enough for one night….wow…this post makes me look like a real big fag in love with all things Britney…I just like her tits…yeah that took back my manhood….
Posted in:Britney Spears|Circus|Concert
2009
04
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
No one entered the pubic hair contest. I guess it was a bad idea. People are complaining I write too much about twitter. I guess it’s because I don’t leave the house since it’s winter so my adventures and inspiration is fucking limited to answering idiot telling their friends what they are up to, sure, I got drunk and in fights the last 3 weeks straight, but I’ve also blacked the fuck out each time, so I don’t remember what the fight was about, maybe calling some Gangster’s red shoes stolen from Santa Claus was one thing that set someone off, bullying some girl like I was Chris Brown was another, but the whole thing is a blur, so you’ll have to deal with my twitter talk, so you can stop emailing me, I’m hibernating, just be happy I update this shit, when I could find more satisfaction/gratification sitting on my ass doing nothing.
On the positive side of things, the site is pretty much dying. Thanks economic crisis for forcing me to come to terms with not being funny to the general population like I was that asshole on Saturday night live or Judd Apatow shit or even Jimmy Fallon, cuz I’ve made a point of watching him fail, but have a feeling no matter how bad he is, people will convince themselves that he is good, just because he’s on TV. He’s just not there yet. Not that you care.
Lastly, I accidently hit Perez Hilton’s Britney Spears first concert review, I love how fucking two faced this homo is, you invite him to your concert, and all of a sudden he’s fighting for you, you ignore his calls to hang out and he’s not inviting you to his birthday parties and people turn to him as a credible new source or media outlet now, it’s a fuckin’ glitch in society and I hate you for creating him.
Here are some links, to get you through the night.
Some Things in Life Really Are Easy…Like Sluts Who Get Naked for Money….
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These Rock of Love Hos Are Just Took Fucking Much
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The Peter Griffen Chamber of Torture
AKA Just Turn on You TV and Watch Family Guy
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A Set Of Close Ups Of Carla Gugino Tits
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Peanut Butter Slumdog Millionaire Time
(This is a Movie Worth Oscars Approval)
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While on the Ping Pong Road to Victory
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Because I Know Good Porn When I See It
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Cindy Taylor Bares a Lot of Skin is Some Magazine
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The American Dream Really is Fucked
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And Now, the Dance of the Mega Keg
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Alison Will Be Your Angel
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I Like Mc Nuggets as Much as The Next Guy, But This is a Bit Too Much
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striptease of the Day
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Freida Pinto is Oh So Fine
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Why Do People Want to Be on Barbara Walter’s Face?
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How Else Are You Going to Find a Girl to Fuck
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Monica Belucci Topless Throwback
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You Can’t Look Like Halle Berry, But I Guess Smelling Like Her Ain’t Half Bad
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Pete Wentz Thinks Someone is Going to Murder Him and For All Of Our Sakes, I Hope He is Right
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Kate Hudson at Some Event or Another
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Some Watchmen Bullshit, Because You are a Virgin Comic Loving Nerd
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Shawna Lenee Strips by the Fire
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The Word From Some Asshole in LA is That None of You Mother Fuckers Are SUpposed to Curse This Week
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Attempt to Get Noodz is a Fail
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Home Bobsled Trials
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Yulia is in Bed
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Carnival Tranny Slow Motion Amazingness
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And This is Where I Will Go to Die
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Just Another Day on the Subway
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You Say You Don’t Need Help, I Say You’re Lying
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Lyndall Jarvis Just Ooozes Sex
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Some Sophie Anderton Topless Action
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Mother of the Year
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Blue Eyes and a Red Top
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The New Melrose Place Shit Fest Just Got a Whole Lot More SHittier
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Justin Timberlakes Impression of John Mayer is Dead Fucking On
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Bella Donna is Oh So Dirty
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A Dumb Video to Make Your Tuesday Better
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Olivia Munn at “Watchmen” premiere in Hollywood
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Dumb Cunt of the Day
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Octomom is Being Probed
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My Girl Jade Goody’s Not Doing So Well….You Know Since She’s Dying…of Cervical Cancer…
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Britney Spears Does Some Amazingly Bad T-Shirts…
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Some Chick Knows What Needs to Get Done to Get Laid…
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Disgusting Jenna Jameson Pregnant Pictures
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Some Funny STD AD
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Some Hot White Asian
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Her Name is Zuzana and Here she Is Showing Off Her Huge Tits
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’s PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
A Hot Chick and Her Nude Pics….
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This is Stupid Cleavage…
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But This Cleavage is Stupider
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Now That’s what I Call a Soccer Mom
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2009
03
Mar
Naomi Campbell in a Bikini of the Day
Here are some shitty Naomi Campbell pictures, I’ve lost interest in posting for the day, I actually lost interest many fucking years ago, but when I am given these shitty quality pics of Naomi Campbell in a bikini, who could really be anyone in a bikini, and the only identifier that it is in fact her is that we know normal black girls are too busy working to be laying in the sun, unless they are hookers/strippers/pornstars in Miami or Jennifer Hudson. But I figure it’s worth lookin’ at.
Posted in:Bikini|Naomi Campbell