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2022

15

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am of the school of thought that they are trolling us, whether it’s with pandemics, economic collapses, wokeness, inclusivity, all that weird ass outrage we’ve seen people triggered by because they are so deep in the propaganda…

A lot of these people make no sense to basically anyone, so that at a certain point in their self produced sex work they’ll realize that they may have been duped and that will push them back to a more traditional or conservative normal life….you can’t stay at the freaky sex party all year, you gotta go home eventually….

So when I see people scrambling to make sense of wokeness, or being the most woke possible, while alienating full groups of people because they aren’t on the woke side, but including everyone else that meets their needs, despite that being hypocritical….is weird.

Most recently, I saw that lesbians need to suck dick that identifies as a pussy despite being a dick, they call it G’OCK or GIRL COCK, despite being an actual cock, but since it’s on a man who identifies as a woman, it’s not a cock…confusing right….

So if lesbians not lebsians don’t suck tranny dick, despite hating dick, it’s part of lesbianism, one of those prerequisites from all the lesbians I’ve tried to fuck, but I guess that could just be my cock, since I get the same dirty looks and turn downs from non lesbians…..

But yeah, lesbians need to suck cock on a tranny or they are transphobic and they can’t have that in this woke era of woke…..

At what point does it all implode? Clearly it already is….

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Lottie Moss Gets Hot on TikTok
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Trapped Tourists in the Yellowstone Floods
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2022

14

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have been called a misogynist for calling girls who behave like whores, whores….they call it slut shaming, because they decided that shaming people is a bad thing, instead of a mechanism to teach them to be decent, modest people….

The reality of the situation is that I gave girls way too much fucking credit, because you see, I was early enough on the internet to make billions of dollars off the internet and one of those ideas was a GRINDER for straight people, but thought “girls are not whores, they’d never do a hook-up app”…boy I was wrong…

Then the whole OnlYFans thing wasn’t an original idea, cam girls were selling nudes, influencer types were posting half nudes for attention, and I thought that people were idiots for giving facebook all their content for free, but I figured I didnt’ want to rely on whores, they flipflop……this is not to say I could have been an onlyfans..it’s to say that I had no idea every girl would be willing to sell nudes because if I did have an idea that they would….I would have maybe pursued that fact….

The point is, call me a misogynist for calling whores whores, but in my core, I didn’t think all girls were whores, just a small percentage, but as it turns out, they’re all whores…..FACT CHECK IT….

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Some Father’s Day Gifts
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Hilary Duff in the Bath
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Russell Wilson’s surprise visit to meet wife Ciara
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Hot Tennis Host
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Mick Jagger Tests Positive for COVID
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Dude Falls in Marathon, Tries to Play it Cool
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Amber Fields and Her Friend’s Bikini Showdown
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Sabrina Carpenter’s Hot Outfit
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Charlie Sheen’s Daughter Does OnlyFans
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Fat Man Wins Race
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2022

14

Jun

Selena Gomez Busted Bikini Body of the Day

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Selena Gomez has managed to create the worst possible bikini picture of social media of all time, which is a pretty big accomplishment since she’s an industry princess, an earner, someone with a huge amount of budget, access, and probably some pros on her team that are trained and experienced, even the best in what they do….yet this is what they captured.

Then you’ve got to factor in that she’s Selena Gomez, who is already so fucking famous, that she doesn’t ned to do this low hanging fruit bikini selfies like a girl who just tuned 18, just launched an OnlyFans, and is just trying to get an audience to their channel…..I mean this is Selena Gomez…why the clickbait…

Is it to show off the new big tits, is it to show off the kidney transplant scar, you know, LUPUS, I mean there are ways for her to go viral, with tits, and Kidney Scar that we’ll assume means she can’t get pregnant when you cum in her, and this ain’t one of them….but some pixelated Gomez titties from a distance with the sun is still worth a post, it’s Selena Gomez, regardless of how bad this shot is.

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2022

14

Jun

Dove Cameron’s Creepy Goth of the Day

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Here’s a Disney Kid who does a terrible job convincing me that she wasn’t created for the industry, or trafficked into the industry, with “adoptive” parents, who didn’t mind selling her to the industry, since she was created for the industry….

Maybe that’s a little too extreme, you know the talent breeding lab in the basement of Space Mountain….but she looks like a victim of the industry, maybe manipulated by the industry, or abused by the industry with some trauma based mind control, since they need to control their popular talent with 50 million followers..

The whole dark, goth, depressing, cutter doesn’t turn me on…excite me….even if they say broken depressive girls with mental health issues that I don’t believe in, but that they fucking believe in with their victim attitudes fuck well….who wants to abuse themselves through that unstable suicidal and dark shit…I mean a lot of people would based on her celebrity and the whole crazy girls like to fuck thing…so I don’t know what I’m talking about, here’s Dove Cameron being a candy coated, rich as shit, GOTH….because life is so dark for you when you live in Hollywood hell…

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2022

14

Jun

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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What do these bitches thing, it’s Tuesday?

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2022

14

Jun

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Things to Wear to the Beach is my celebration of the bathing suits that the ladies of the world need to make themselves feel relevant and important on the internet….

Even the middle of the road mom who just got dumped by her husband of 30 years likes the attention she gets when on her “divorce” trip to a tropical destination to unwind after all the stress….only to slip into a swimsuit….to take some selfies on her snorkelling tour….to upload to the internet to make her network of friends and colleagues jealous, or horny, depending on how much weight she’s carrying after said divorce…..

That’s just one example of girls loving the excuse to strip down, “it’s just a swimsuit, this is what they look like”….so that people get off to them, excited by them, because we can all agree that we’d rather see anyone we know half naked, even if we don’t even really want to see them half naked at all.

The swimsuit fuels the internet and life an here’s my round-up….of totally random people in swimsuits!

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2022

14

Jun

Bella Hadid on the Balcony of the Day

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Here’s one of those Bella Hadid troll looking bitch that has been packaged as unique looking top model all because she pushes sales for the people who hire her…She’s part of the culture, relevant, and thus important to pretend is a super model, even though it’s a whole new era and that old celebrity shit no longer exists, it’s now strictly just a bunch of try hards succeeding at trying hard in ways that may be empty, but pay well and for a rich kid, probably give her purpose.

She’s wearing a Disney Princess looking LARPING dress you’d expect on a fat nerdy chick at the Medieval Faire grounds on her perch as nerds have sword fights with weapons crafted from pool noodles….

My original caption was “JUMP”…..I figure less is more and I always over write these posts no one reads…but I figured no one would understand what I meant by “Jump”…even though it’s pretty straight forward…..do it for HUMANITY…..girl.

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2022

14

Jun

Kara Del Toro’s Bikini Ass on a Bike of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I am one of those dudes who looks at every biking girl’s ass/pussy area when she’s either biking towards me or away from me, mainly because it’s foreplay for when I jerk off sniffing the seat when they lock them up outside their apartments or stores they are shopping in, and it’s nice to be able to equate the bike to the pussy….or ass…because you’d be surprise at how many girls skirt with no panties as they ride against the wind….I just assume it is like riding a motorbike and they come from the friction, but I’ve been told conflicting stories from the women who bike when doing research for this seat sniffing fetish.

So, seeing big titty instagram model who tries really fucking hard, Kara Del Toro, in her swimsuit on a bike, playing casual when we know she’s a horny little pervert exhibitionist who will act mad when catching you sniffing her seat, but secretly loves it…..is a good time

She’s also brought her tits out because she’s the director, producer and filmer of the Kara Del Toro show that I guess she feels is SUPER fucking interesting, even though I always say “Who gives a fuck about these idiots”..other than themselves, no one….but at least there are tits involved.

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2022

14

Jun

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I just saw a dude in a mini skirt running around with his boxer short wearing ass exposed and I thought to myself….damn, I appreciate small natural tits on a biological woman, it’s far hotter than watching a dude in a skirt pretending to be a girl, even though all the dudes pretending to be girls, or who identify as girls play slutty anime versions of women, because I guess that’s how they interpret womanhood, before imitating it and making you call them women….

I appreciated small tits before we had a transgender problem and would laugh at dudes who would call small tit girls little boys….which in and of itself was always weird to me, since they have vaginas which is really the target entry point for me.

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2022

14

Jun

Dua Lipa Horny of the Day

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Dua Lipa may not be as insane as a Christina Aguilera, who no one has heard anything about in the last decade or more, but who decided to exploit her Spanish heritage with a Spanish language album, knowing that Spanish market on an international level is fucking huge and worth learning Spanish to pull off….but more importantly, who decided to exploit her Gay audience, because you know the gays love her, at al All Ages LA pride show doing something you’d expect from Miley at her peak of damaging a generation of kids, jerking off her strap on dick in some tranny suit….

The whole thing makes me uncomfortable, like who is behind this shit, who is telling her what to do, advising her on this Satanic shit, but it could be satan himself.

I’m also not some Christian, Christ-Like, follow my lead to salvation type, I am pretty perverted, but just not as perverted as society has become…because if you told me in the early 2000s that Aguilera would be jerking off a rubber dyke cock on stage in 20 years, I would think you’re nuts, now it’s going to be a trend…a weird fucking trend…that I anticipate seeing at the park this summer.

So when seeing Aguilera doing her weird clickbait for attention in front of kids, that should be illegal….Dua Lipa, a new popular popstar, top of the charts starlet…fucking her mic stand in a mini skirt for the kids, seems far more acceptable, hotter and worthy of celebrating and encouraging….

I guess that is how it works out, they go so weird, that what would have been inappropriate is now welcomed with only arms in a “JUST Don’T Get the Strap-on On to jerk off like that Boomer X-Tina trying to stay relevant for her gods”….

I call this the best of two evils…