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2022

15

Jun

Josie Canseco Panties of the Day

Josie Canseco is in her underwear for what I will assume is a campaign for some kind of company, just based on the Playboy Magazine prop and the vintage lawn chairs, because she’s a model, influencer and not just a spoiled and entitled rich kid who doesn’t need to be any of those things, but instead chooses to be those things, because I guess it makes her feel hot, gives her purpose, rather than just hiding away at one of the family mansions.

Which reminds me of the Charlie Sheen / Denise Richards daughter who really could do ANYTHING in life, Charlie, along with being RICH in HIV is rich in MONEY and so is his dad Marty….so seeing her choose to launch an OnlyFans on her 18th birthday, which is definitely racier than anything party girl Josie, who is basically a trashy Paris Hilton type has done, but again makes me wonder why these rich people feel the need, when they can just fuck off and be left alone.

Obviously, there’s some brainwashing, some ego massaging, some broken and empty souls out there who need dudes jerking off to them to feel like they matter and I’m fine being the conduit for them to find at least one dude to jerk off to since this sit is insignificant and no one cares about it…..

Nice thong ass though, you know, since Josie Canseco is hot.

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2022

15

Jun

Abbey Lee Kershaw’s Nipple at an Event of the Day

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Abbey Lee Kershaw who now goes as Abbey Lee, which is news to me, since I haven’t thought of Abbey Lee Kershaw in 10 fucking years or more, but there was a time she was a trending Australian titty model who had her tits out in all her fashion shoots, those Australians…SUCH party sluts….

Like most egos who are connected in the industry, modeling for lots of money wasn’t enough for her, so she’s done a few moves from Mad Max to OLD and some other shit I am sure she’s proud of but that I don’t remember….and now she’s in The Forgiven, which this is nip slip is from the premiere because if people don’t know you after 15 years of modeling and acting in big enough movies…you do what works and pull the titty out.

Her dad was a footballer named Kim, so her career achievements are far less impressive than they would be if she crawled out of a Kangaroo nest in the outback and made her way to America, but when nip slips happen, I look.

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2022

15

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Get Fit or die trying…

I like to offset the no fat chicks allowed post that I posted earlier with girls who don’t subscribe to the be fat, use a filter, have a fake ass body for social media because none of these people will ever meet you in real life, until you go viral and have to make public appearances that let everyone know you’re a fucking liar, so instead of staying fat, you turn to fitness and starving yourself like the good old days, because even the fatties know they are disgusting when they pretend they aren’t, that’s why they photoshop themselves…

They say trust the science, but never tell you the right science to trust, because the science they want you to follow makes you sick, when the real science of not eating shit, sugar, chemicals and working out gives you a good quality of life, energy to know they are trying to kill you off, or turn you into a slave…

Fitness gives you strength, energy, quality of life, and help you survive chronic illness pandemics, apocalypses and if you’re too lazy to get fit, find a fit girl who sees you as a project and let her know the only fitness you do is watching her squat on your dick with vigor and excitement cuz she’s all high on endorphines….

Here’s some slutty fitness girls with their SWOLE on, all high testosteroned after their workout, not in a tranny way, but in a wanting to get fucked way…at least that’s how I read these things when I get hard watching strangers do fitness in their fitness outfits….RACY….

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2022

15

Jun

Madelaine Petsch Corset Tits of the Day

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Woah….how inappropriate, how inconsiderate……how OFFENSIVE….do you feel the OUTRAGE….will you take it to TWITTER?

Madelaine Petsch coming in hot with a George Floyd dis….”We can’t breathe” becasue theyv’e squeezed their tits in to a corset, like they don’t remember when George Floyd couldn’t breathe and his shit went viral in the most insane, cities were burnt down for his breathing issue, and this girl and her tits is making light of that….I wonder if they’ll cancel her….I mean I saw a dude in the UK got arrested and charged for posting George Floyd memes, but maybe he missed the mark by not posting them along with some corset tits….because clearly victorian era cleavage overrides “too soon” jokes about the biggest viral stunt ever done in history besides covid….and I guess there are a bunch of others…but you know what I am saying.

For those of you who don’t know her, she’s the hot redhead from the worst show on TV, Riverdale….the only thing good about the show is her body…and her body is definitely not good enough to tune into that shit…but good enough when out here producing George Floyd memes for Juneteenth like some kind of psychopath….or maybe it’s just the South African in her….since she’s South African and they have a different approach to race wars….

OR MAYBE….this isn’t a George Floyd Meme at all and. I’m just trollin’….that’s probably what they’d want it to be in this cancel culture, fired from everything, if you say the wrong thing, world of boring bitches scared to speak their mind freely…

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2022

15

Jun

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED….

But I will say that I did see a fat chick this past weekend who was all done up like she wasn’t fat, it’s a trend thanks to all the positive reinforcement they get from pervert dudes on dating apps and social media in this era of inclusivity and body positivity, confusing them into thinking they are hot, or worthy, all because dudes bone them out of convenience, lack of options, or their willingness to hop on a cock like they are hot chicks…

Anyway, the fat chick I saw this past weekend was dressed like an instagram chick, dressed like she was hot, but had no tits, was totally flat chested….That is the worse possible thing that could happen to a self aware fat chick could be..yet she was still out there owning it because you she wasn’t self aware as you can’t shame a motherfucker anymore…..

As a dude who likes small tits and dislikes fat chicks, the small tits DO NOT override the fat on the fat chick and small tits on a fat chick are a fate worse than death….even if they don’t realize it because even as a fat chick critic, I can still appreciate a giant sloppy tit when I come face to face with one…..

So here are some fat chicks for inclusivity, because we’re not being body positive, but rather willing to look at a fat chick being racy in hopes of monster tits, or just to have a weird internet adventure through pictures…..this is not for them to feel shamed by misogynists like us but rather to feel jerked off to by people looking for something that feels totally possible to have sex with, if only they didn’t have those damn egos thinking fat is hot….damn you propaganda!

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2022

15

Jun

Chantel Jeffries Cameltoe of the Day

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Chantel Jefferis is some weird looking girl who I guess is out of Florida and known for having an ass on instagram before everyone had an ass on instagram…meaning she was able to get a bunch of followers she probably doesn’t deserve due to her level of hotness that one could argue looks like she was pulled out of a Mayan Ruin down in Tulum before it was trendy….or like something you’d find in the mountains of Peru on your college graduation trip you booked…only instead of being untouched by modern man, she looks like she’s been touched by every modern man with over 100,000 followers on social media….and a few dermatologists who do face injections…

She has been passed around and I am traditional and judge girls for being shameless sluts, from Bieber to Diplo to other athletes too lame to figure out that the most followed ass on instagram isn’t an accomplishment….but that’s the thing with rich pople…they all fuck the same chicks..and that could be why her pussy is eagerly eating her leggings in this TikTok getting dressed transition….but cameltoes are a trend, so it may be unrelated to the taughtness of the cunt

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2022

15

Jun

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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If you like seeing pussy, you can just go outside and not because you’ll see a bunch of Electric Vehicle drivers, you know those Tesla Bros who think they are saving the environment, when really it takes something like 1800 (or more) gallons of gas to dig up enough rare earth minerals in a massive pit from displacing earth to find rare earth….not to mention most electric power comes from Fossil Fuels and their electic generators are hardly as efficient as modern gas cars are…..and an electrical engineer I know told me that the amount of power lost when transporting power from the power station to the cities is likely 50 percent and when I asked him how much gas it would take to charge an e-vehicle battery he said probably the same or more than filling up your car with gas….YOU ARE ALL BEING SCAMMED ON THIS ENVIRONMENT SHIT…

But yeah, if you want to see pussy in public, look at all the tight pants that are eating pussy, so that girls can show you how fat their pussy lips are, or if you’re scared of COVID and in your mask in your basement alone after 2 years fear and 18 years of being anti-social, you can just look at the pics they uploaded to the internet because NO pussy definition can go undocumented in this era of camera phones and narcissism….in fact, the pussy definition is probably the reason Steve Jobs created the iPhone that pervert…

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2022

15

Jun

Charli XCX Bikini of the Day

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CHARLI XCX was a pudgy aspiring popstar from the UK who I thought did nightclub tours, the nightclub circuit, but who I didn’t realize was a big earner, or someone with a lucrative record deal until seeing she bought a 20 million dollar house, which for the record, is a shit ton of money to pay for a house….and sure she sold her house in the UK for a bunch of money, not 20 million dollars of money….but clearly she was more significant than I gave her credit for….I thought she was a bootleg Rita Ora, when Rita Ora is a bootleg popstar….but there’s clearly money in being bootleg…..fake it til you make it or some shit

Anyway, CHARLI XCX was always busty, chubby, leotard wearing idiot on stage doing her best, but now that COVID happened, she’s gone full satanic with her content, that th industry fucking love her, and she’s finally going to hit the numbers she probably always thought she deserved but hadn’t sold her soul to get….

She’s in bikini, checkerboard bikini, and is likely still pudgy, just not offensively pudgy, but tits.

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2022

15

Jun

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Look at these burnout girls smoking their weird, all paranoid and ready to try harder drugs because as you know weed is the gateway drug to all things except maybe fentanyl which is actually, for the most part, from people addicted to pharmaceuticals, made in a lab and distributed to you via your trusty doctor who only gives a shit about money, through your trusty pharmacy that only cares about money, by a pharma company that only cares about money…..but the rest of those fentanyl deaths for sure link back to weed, the weakest fucking high around, just the right amount of high to get your chill on.

Like anything that threatens their billion dollar industry, weed’s been on the frontline of propaganda, bastardized and told that it does terrible things to people, which I just can’t believe, because all it does to me is make my donuts taste better and I guess makes me realize getting off the couch is boring, when I can just sit right here with my thoughts….

I know that they are now making weed legal, I guess they’ve figured out how to make money off it legally, so after 100 years of weed hate, they figure they can make billions legally, like they weren’t making billions on the illegal shit, they probably were…but this allows them to manipulate the minds of the masses into mistaking them for cool….

One of those take something away that should never have been taken away and give it back for the people to rejoice like a bunch of slaves that they are….

In this series of pics and videos, we’ve got weed girls fighting the good fight for the weed in slutty ways, since everyone’s a slut these days and it makes USER GENERATED CONTENT far more fun to look at when a tit or cunt is hanging out.