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2022

14

Jul

Eva Longoria Topless Tanning of the Day

Eva Longoria Topless Tanning

I may be wrong in thinking that Eva Longoria is one of those white washed people who use their ethnic background to their advantage when trying to get ahead or trying to get sympathy, you know like “I’m gay be nice to me”….or “I’m trans give me this job”….only in her case, she’s Mexican…..as unique as a breakfast taco.

I just feel like she doesn’t even know the language, you see this with a lot of first generations from back in the day like Eva Longoria, because maybe their families were trying to assimilate in their new found country, with as little prejudice as possible, you know TO HIDE from the NAZI RACISTS of TEXAS who were scared of the Mexican migration of the 50s when Longoria was BORN.

She just gives off the vibe that she has a Mexican Gardener…..who she underpays like a white person….like my black friend who used to hate black strippers and take them for lap dances just to give them shit for their life choices…..

Anyway, shes in a bikini with some bitch named BRAVO, and I have to wonder if this is pre-fisting or post-fisting, since celebs are fucking perverts and since Longoria has had a kid, and thus totally easy to fist.

She is old as shit, but still trying, and I guess when trying involves slutty selfies, even when old, and out of context, we’ll look.

She’s also one of the biggest international stars, which is weirdd, since she hasn’t dropped and Spanish Language album yet, but maybe that Housewives show, which is really the only thing I know her for, was syndicated in 100 languages for globalism….that people of the world couldn’t get enough of….you know vapid american suburban drama….what a joke…..

Eva Longoria Topless Tanning

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2022

14

Jul

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

Was the THONG SONG propaganda paid for by the EVIL Panty Consortium, designed to brash wash the general population, while the powers that be sat in their mansions at laughed, basically creating a whole new viral and trendy category of underwear, while shaming a traditional panty by making it seem old….calling it things like GRANNY PANTY, or MOM PANTS, or PERIOD PANTS…..

Because after the last 2-3 years of my GREAT AWAKENING, I’ve decided that everything is a conspiracy designed by the rich to keep them rich, to make them richer, to disenfranchise the normies. to keep them cosuming, buying shit they don’t need, replacing perfectly good products, with new crap…OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW….as they destroy the planet they pretend to care about, at least now, becaus that’s a whole new PROPAGANDA to push GAS cars out, bring EV in, while keeping the same people MAKING all that money because EV needs infrastructure and EV is owned by all the same players

The point is, the THONG is a far inferior panty for the sake of what a panty is used for…..it hardly covers the asshole by design….to not have a panty line, instead of just not wearing panties, because I guess her pussy is a DRIPPY one, that may need perfume sprays on those FISHY FRIDAYS…..yet, ladies ran to the thong like it was the only option…but like granny always said, if you can see the asshole behind the panty, we’re better off…..not necessarily the pants covered in shit juice that the thong could’t absorb….but the motherfuckers looking at the panties, like you and me….

The asshole is the WINDOW TO THE SOUL, and like all WINDOWS, THE GATEWAY TO THE SOUL, WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR KEYS or are committing a break and enter.

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2022

14

Jul

Charlotte Lawrence Boring but Skinny of the Day

I think Charlotte Lawrence is pretty hot….

She’s an entitled bratty rich kid…..with celebrity parents, and as someone into the spawns of celebrities….she makes the cut….but probably because she’s tall and skinny and produced braless content on the regular from one of her various expensive homes….

Her parents are celebrities or in the industry and they are big money makers, big earners, big players but not the kind of people I’d normally think of as real celebrity.

The mom was Kate on Drew Carey, but that was 100 years ago, it’d be like jerking off to MIMIs kids, assuming she didn’t have a dick. Yes, I watched Drew Carey in the 90s, we only had 2 channels…..

The mom went onto SCRUBS which I never watched, so again, she barely exists to me and really is only on the radar because of her attention seeking try hard daughter who we can assume MAY launch an ONLYFANS to get paid proper when she doesn’t need money, but it’s part of trying hard.

The dad was producer or creator of SCRUBS, more recently that TED LASSO shit that people seem to love, and even more recent…..the SCRUBS spin/off or redo…..

So yeah, rich girl in bikini for the internet looking hot bodied, when she doesn’t need to be behaving like this thanks to the successes of her parents…in a “You can be anything in life”…..but you choose “whore on the internet for the perverts”..which in and of itself is actually hotter than if she HAD to do it to feed her baby or some shit….you know, as desperate but not because she’s backed in the corner with no other options, so that when you jack off to her, you feel less bad about it, not that you feel back about it, but you can assume she wants this life more than the girl backed into the corner and as someone into girls into it….rather than being FORCED into it….it’s a BONUS…
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2022

14

Jul

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

If you’ve got big tits and you’re trying to get attention on the internet, you might as well make a came of it, or hop on the existing trend of the titty drop.

Even if you do’t have big tits, you can still compete, you probably won’t win because the titty drop is designed to give big titty girls a competitive advantage, which you could argue is basically a mirror of how things work in real life….because tits get hits and tits open doors….and tits lead to opportunities….and when it comes to titty drops….big tits get more bounce, which is really what the judges are looking for……but like I always say, what you lack in tits, you can make up in attitude, hot ass, tight body, mind fuck skills and an ability to bounce on cock…but that probably won’t win the titty drop.

I figure, any activity that girls partake in to show off their tits is a good one, that social pressure to do good after deciding to hop on the trend, makes for a fun time as a spectator of ALL these titty drops….

So ladies…Drop them titties..

Dudes…..when them titties drop..

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2022

14

Jul

Sara Sampaio Bikini of the Day

Sara Sampaio’s the Portuguese Fisherman turned Victoria’s Secret model, which I always thought was a weird series of events, because I never really found her all that hot, but I guess the people at Victoria’s Secret like Portuguese speakers as a general rule, so instead of Brazil, they go to the source, to the colonialists that the woke ar eso mad out.

She has a billionaire boyfriend and lives a pretty luxurious life, but I guess when you’re a Victoria’s Secret model, that’s how it goes.

She has also been dumpy, or chubby, over the course of her not doing that whole modeling thing as aggressively as she’s done in her early years….

So maybe this eating a croissant in a bikini is her fuck you to the body shamers like me who thik this is fat.. even if she’s not that fat, just fat for a model, or maybe it’s a new course in her career, a whole new world, a whole new direction where she turns things around and makes herself a 300 pounder…..for the feeder fetishists…or maybe this is her after starving herself out for a bikini selfie for likes and follows…WE WILL NEVER KNOW….but we’ll look at her fat model tits…..since her Portuguese Moustache is not getting in the way of things…

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2022

14

Jul

Renee Olstead Erased her Face of the Day

Renee Olstead was on TV but decided that there was more money and happiness in being a self producing pornographer…..

I am all for that decision, because fuck Hollywood and producing your own nudes and hustling, is a solid strategy and is probably less whoring than trying to make it in Hollywood.

I am not for the overuse of these face filters, where they basically erase their fucking faces, for whatever effect they are going for…..

I am also not into the Only fans girls who are so fucking lazy, I mean obviously the idea of selling nudes is the easiest hustle a woman can do, so it’s lazy in and of itself by definition, but it’s a far worse lazy because they release one image and think that’s enough, when back in the day those seeking attention would release photo shoots with multiple angles on the daily basis like playing the amateur playboy model, then there are the girls who don’t even do the sexting they get paid for but instead outsource the whole experience…..and that’s disappointing….

I wouldn’t say that Renee Olstead is disappointing, big tits, but the erase your face shit, especially with so many cameras, you’d think she’d do better and show us her actual face…I’m sure it’s fine…since it is her DAMN face….this fake and gay shit’s gotta end.

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2022

14

Jul

Tanline Thursday of the Day

I wonder if people are realizing that the sun doesn’t kill you, that’s just some real propaganda, and the real thing that kills you is the sunscreen, filled with all it’s TURTLE KILLING chemicals, that get absorbed by your skin, all to block out your natural vitamin D production, which leads to countless chronic illnesses, including but not limited to COVID…..

I doubt it…

I know that in the organic, healthy, global warming denying communities that I subscribe to, the argument is that the sun is what charges us, our bare feed in the ground ground us, the sun is the light that is responsible for all life, and you fucking need it…..

So all these “Put on sunglasses” and “lather yourself with cancer causing chemicals” that they pretend is from the sun, is just marketing to suckers at its best.

I’ve heard the key to longivity is sunning your asshole, so get out there, middle of the park, and spread that ass for all the sunning glory…..and when the police come, show them your doctor’s note saying you need to sun your ass, and since you don’t have a backyard, this is the best place to do it….they can’t discriminate against you over your medical decisions…..

Anyway, here are some girls who sat in the sun and exposed aroud 80 percent of their body to the sun, before showing you the 20 percent that got no sun….NATURE’S HIGHLIGHTER.

Or they are just doing TANNING CHEMICAL DIPS for the effect, because when they go out in the sun, they do other chemical dips that keep them pasty as shit.

Point of the story, don’t fear nature and TANLINES are hot.

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2022

14

Jul

How to Get Out of the Pool and Other Videos of the Day

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The Old Lady Who Does Lingerie Fetish Videos

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Weird New Booty Sport

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2022

14

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like to make fun of the mask wearers out there, just because I know that masks don’t work and that you are the last believers that they do work, all angry at people like me who know they don’t work, and who don’t fear air or viruses, since I am not even convinced viruses are real, the more I read about TERRAIN THEORY, the less I believe GERM THEORY, and that, I will let you look up, research and decide for yourself…

I realize that making fun of mask wearers probably alienates me by offending you, since the general dude who gives a fuck about celebrity tits, is likely a cuck, simp, locked in the basement, definitely socially awkward….

But I like to think of it as me giving you the confidence to just not be a pussy scared to breathe, like your big brother, or worse….YOUR STEPFATHER….who if you ask ELON MUSKS DAD….can be a pretty perverted experience….and I guess if you ask any advertisers I’ve tried to get…they seem to think the name DrunkenStepfather alone is perverted, offensive, and disgusting because I guess they were raped by their stepfather…

I guess I should have named this site “Pop Culture Beat”…..or “Celebsmania”…..but when you want to fail, why not throw as much fuel in the fail fire as you can….

So call yourself DrunkenStepfather, trigger all the normies raped by stepfathers, make fun of the vaccinated which is 90 percent of the population, laugh in the face of masked faces for being pussies, have random malware popups you can’t find live on the site for 2 years and do whatever you can to really get website traffic to ONE CLICK A DAY….

That’s how you WIN at LOSING on the internet, I should write an E-Book and sell an online course.

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2022

13

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the full moon, so charge your occult new age hippie crystals you indoctrinated satanic fucks….

It’s funny when trans people who are anti-the trans agenda get called transphobic by pasty, fat, unhealthy triple vaccinated, Ukraine flag carrying, freaks…it’s ok to be trans and still think there are two genders, if anything that is reasonable…..

I know gay dudes, old school gay dudes who are against the whole PRIDE, LGBTQ shit, even though they are proud faggots, they don’t need bullshit perverted parades to celebrate their gaydom, and they think it’s inappropriate to reduce gay to weird fetish sex acts….and they get called homophobic….one was even kicked out of a restaurant for being homophobic because it was a “Safe Space”…that he didn’t realize had a sign at the entrance that read “No homophobic slurs”…..so some straight woke weirdo kicked him out for being homophobic, when he’s been a homo for 40 fucking years….

It’s also funny when the vaccinated people who are injured from the vaccine, or when they’ve been sick consistently since getting the vaccine, getting covid 3 or 4 times between other colds and ailments…are called anti-vaxxers by the people who still wear two masks when driving alone…..I mean….they’ve had the vaccine, so they aren’t anti-vaxxers, and had three heart attacks and COVID 8 times…so maybe they’re just trying to warn others that shit ain’t right….

Then there are the black people, who are reasonable, maybe they have Christian values, or see how fucking weird they are trying to polarize and divide people, who white people are calling WHITE SUPREMACISTS…all because the black people don’t agree with the narrative being pushed on them by the white media….so now these people are being called white supremacists despite being black….by the same people who don’t let people have TACO TUESDAY at the college cafeteria for being appropriation..

It’s like the group of the inclusivity, diversity, no JOKES, no FUN….are the most uptight, angry, haters around……WHO MAKE NO SENSE…..because they are clearly retarded….

Then there’s the people who think the MOON and SPACE is actually real and not just an LED screenn in the sky….idiots….that NASA pic from their fake telescope looks like it was made by a teen into 3D art…obviously the next pandemic will be SPACE aliens..HILARIOUS….

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