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Iggy Azalea Titty of the Day

Chanelle Hayes Bikini tits of the Day

2022

Jul

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I don’t believe that women really wear underwear unless they are on their period because any girl that I’ve been friends with has not worn underwear unless they were on their period and I’m not talking a handful of girls who I was in with on an intimate level that I’d know this first hand, I am talking basically every girl I’ve ever had a conversation with because once the uncomfortable awkwardness of the conversation is gone, my first question is “What color panties are you wearing” followed up by “what style panty are you wearing” and my sample size is big enough to know…..panties are. just for selfies for the internet and periods.

So these FULL BACK panties are in the mix to de-stigmatize them, to break their GRANNY PANTY reputation, to show ladies that their asses are still fuckable in full back panties, we don’t need asshole dental floss thongs, all shit covered and painful, as dudes, we’re just happy to see any panty, we’re so pathetic….

Here are some babes who BRANG it.

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2022

Jul

Demi Moore Bikini of the Day

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I still would….obviously….that goes without saying….I am a pervert..but for the sake of this post…I still would….

I mean I don’t know what stem cell aborted fetus babies she’s been making smoothies out of, but I’ll assume they are the reason that she’s likely mad about that Abortion Law all of Hollywood was pissed about, because they love dead babies, not necessarily because they are satanic demons, but just because of the sheer volume they need to stay young….

I don’t know what in the adrenochrome she’s doing to herself, but it is definitely tripping me out…..

Sure surgeries, fillers and fake titties are part of her schtick, and filters and photoshop exists and people are pretty fucking liberal with it….but Demi Moore, who hasn’t really ever been hot, no matter how many times Kutcher put it in her pooper because the vagina is 90 years old and rotting from use…..there’s only so much it can take….

It would definitely be on par with fucking a demented granny who shits herself at the home…..HER INSIDES ARE THAT…..but her outsides are a real doll because she’s been replaced with a plastic version….but you’d be nuts not to want to….even if just for the story….I mean I’d still fuck Demi when she officially rots out and starts looking and acting her age when she accepts being 100 fucking years old….for the story man…I mean it’s DEMI MOORE and she’s hotter than her daughters…not saying much….GOT IT.

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2022

Jul

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets aren’t just for the outdoorsman who has an affinity for hunting, trapping and fishing for his own food, in a survivalist prepper, or just manly way of being able to take care of their damn self when shit hits the fan…because Fishnets have been appropriated by the sluts to distract people who would be self sufficient if they knew that they could be, but instead are just shown FISHNET porn or vintage prostitutes from the 1800s with their FRENCH LINGERIE for their OLD WEST BROTHEL, you know, cuz it’s now an accessible lingerie for anyone, we call it DRUG STORE LINGERIE….for those who need to add some hotness to their evening and all the fancy lingerie stores are closed because it is 2 am and they are drunk.

The point is that these girls realize fishnets are hot, they don’t let their fishnets go to waste, as they upload and DISTRACT us with their porn…..manipulating our language to have different meanings to confuse us and perpetuate their LIES.

Like how “Literally” means LITERALLY according to the dictionary, but thanks to its misuse and propaganda within the hive mind, it has been updated to also mean “Not Literally”…I know, it’s literally crazy….I literally can’t believe it….and they’ve done it the word WOMAN…and I’m just realizing it is with FISHNETS too….

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2022

Jul

I don’t think she’s a nun and Other Videos of the Day

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Stadium Fail

Yoga Stretching

Super Hero Booty

Braless Girl Compilation

Flexible

Quite the Body

Crazy Bike Short Booty

Crazy Fit Booty

JEANS

Two Flexible Chicks

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2022

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You have to be pretty crazy to cut your dick off and let some doctor sculpt a pussy out of the wound, no matter how bad you want to be a chick, that won’t make you a chick, it’ll make you a dude with a gaping wound,, all scar tissue trying to close up….

I figure if you want to live your life as a woman, take the hormones which is also crazy, but better than cutting your dick off and having some creepy doctor sculpt a pussy out of the wound….THAT YOU CAN NOT REVERSE.

There’s nothing wrong with dressing the part, change your name to Melissa or Madison or some other cute thing…even change your gender on all your documents….but KEEP THE DICK.

Plus, the people into trannies, want the dick…it’s what makes the trannies appealing and special……so keep everyone happy by keeping the dick you tranny ladies of the internet…even though the internet is probably the reason 99 percent of people are cutting their dicks off…and having them sculpted into pussy…and the medical industry loves the fucking money…don’t trust the people who want you dead.

BUT DEFINITELY GET THE TITS! BECAUSE TITS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER!

I am sure my huge tranny audience is getting inspired by the post, but if I can help one tranny keep the dick, I’ve done my duty in making a difference in the world…..some call me a Hero, but I don’t let it get to my head….but I would use it to try to get head…obviously….where the ladies at?

Danica Patrick’s Over the Shoulder Butt Shot
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Emrata Posing in a Hot One Piece
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Bella Thorne Brings the Heat
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Girl’s Wigs Go Flying During Bus Brawl, Prompting Calls For More Security
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Leo the Cat Brings the Mail
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F1 Crash!
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Australian Train Gets Rocked
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Bob Dylan Record Sells for 1.7 Million
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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2022

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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When I creep on tits at the public pool, I don’t normally go into the public pool, in part because I don’t like hiding my erection under water, suffocating the already dead big little dick…..but because public pools disgust me and I know what you’re thinking all that piss, since everyone pisses in the pool, should be something to heighten the experience, but there’s so many gross people in the public pool who’s piss I don’t want in my mouth….the there’s the whole vaccinated spike protein piss that we don’t have enough science about to know whether that shit can kill the pure bloods….but even before, when it was just SSRIs and BONER PILLS in the water, I wasn’t the biggest fan….I’m not there to swim people, I’m there for the titties….

All this to say, SSRI and BONER pills in the piss water was a far more simple time….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Mikayla Demaiter Puts the Pads Back On for Her Latest Thirst Trap
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Kim Kardashian Takes the Cover of Allure!
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Krysten Ritter in some Fuck Me Boots
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Erin Moriarty from “The Boys” In A Tiny Bikini
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Some “You Had One Job To DO”
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Jet Truck Fail Ends in Death
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Guiness Records Biggest Firework
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Snow Ping Pong
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“Potsy” from Happy Days is running for Mayor in Ojai, California
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Nicole Kidman Goes Viral for Eating Bugs!
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Taylor Fritz’s Girlfriend Morgan Riddle Became a Star at Wimbledon
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Ireland Baldwin’s Deleted Nude
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Climber Tests a Ballnut
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Table Tennis with an Ice Racket
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Rachel Stuhlmann in Between Lunch and Tennis
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Kate Hudson’s Topless Coffee and Bikini Butt Shot
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Burger King from the 80s Found behind a Wall
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The Problem with Adventure Moves of This Generation
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Dua Lipa Walks the Runway!
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Bears WR David Moore Arrested on Drug and Weapon Charges After Falling Asleep at a Taco Bell Drive-Thru
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Topless Model Ties her Tongue
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Farting on Food Samples
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Why Do Hangovers Happen
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Zion Williamson Signs Max Extension With the Pelicans on His Birthday
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Nude Model in Nature
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Samurai Slices Fast
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Bike Trick Girl in NYC
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Hailey Bieber Glazes Her Face for Summer!
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Pro Golfer Kasia Kay Shows Off Her Short Game
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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18 Year Old MIllie Booby Brown’s Booty in a Bikini
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Julianne Hough in a Barely Slutty Shoot
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Kate Beckinsale in a Crazy Dress
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Lucy Hale in Shorts
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Sabrina Carpenter in a School Girl Skirt
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Marion Cottilard in Weird Shorts
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Cindy Crawford Nude in Playboy 1998
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Celebs Nudes in the movies
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Bo Derek’s 1998 Playboy
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Beach Head
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Public Acts that Make You a Whore
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18 Year Olds are Complicated
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Anal Beads
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Sexy Mods for Resident Evil
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Nice Tits
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Wife’s Pussy Twerk
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18 People having a Shit Day
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Firework TITS
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Torpedo Tits
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Celebrity Butt
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Erotic Photography
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Masturbating Girl
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Playboy Summer Pics
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Foot Sucking with Weird Girls
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Mash-Up Weirdness
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Titty Rubbing
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Topless at the Pool
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The Tartan Special
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Spycam Pers
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Kasia Gets Naked
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Pussy Spreading with some Pussy Flexin
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Amateur Fuck
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Champion Dildo
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Hot Tanners
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Amateur Creampie
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Making Sure Everything is in Working Order
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Workout After Work
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Hotty with the Butt Plug in
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Step-FUCK
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The Devil is Hard at Work
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Insatiable
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Hungry Pussy Eater
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2022

Jul

Josephine Skriver’s Naked Pool Noodle of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is a hot, genetically altered, made in a lab as a designer baby for a mad scientist she calls day, but this isn’t about her…it’s about her pool noodle….

This is for anyone who has a pool noodle fetish, which I guess would be like one of those people who has inflattable fetishes, you know, he fucks the blow up pool toy and needs one in order to climax, but for the pool noodles, which do have a hole so you could probably fuck one like it was a pussy if you tried, probably tighter than any pussy too…more friction…but I wouldn’t know, since I don’t fuck pool noodles.

I am more the kind of guy who’s pool noodle fetish would be based on sniffing pool noodles after being used by naked hot chicks like Josephine Skriver, but in the through the legs, riding the pool noodle like it is a pool noodle pony, making it the BIKE SEAT of the water…

You’re right, it probably wouldn’t absorb the scents I’d want it too, but you never know, there could be a pussy rank enough to leave a mark….or maybe the build up of all the pussy on the pool noodle, assuming it’s a public pool noodle may catch some of the pussy drippings…at which point I’d too busy trying to fuck the pool noodle to notice….it’s all so overwhelming….

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2022

Jul

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Thongs make for great underwear to wear at a broom up your ass sports team hazing, you know so that the asshole can be spotted with ease, and if you’ve ever been raped by a broomstick in a locker room, you’ll know that resisting is futile…and making things as easy as possible will probably save you from some internal organ damage….

Not that you should be thinking about BROOM RAPE when you look at these girls who have underwear so skimpy that it doesn’t cover any of their giant assholes, just letting them air out their assholes, free dripping in a why even wear underwear anyway…because the only time it makes sense is when you’re on your period.

Are all these girls on their period, or are they confused and indoctrinated in the whole underwear wearing thing…

I mean, I don’t think I”ve ever met a girl who wears underwear unless it is for special occassions or their period but when it comes to the internet, you need outfits to keep things interesting I guess…..and when it comes to getting nudes out of girls, a straight asshole shot can throw them off and make them feel slutty, while a thong pic with visible asshole makes them feel less vulnerable, so whatever it takes so long as we get to see asshole, I’ll call it a win…..for the TEAM….without any broom in asshole hazing…

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2022

Jul

Jordyn Jones Sells Out of the Day

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I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life, but not really, I just knew from the first time I saw the over-followed for being a on a reality Dance show about dancing children, Jordyn Jones…..that she’d be doing porn EVENTUALLY…..you can see it in her fetal alcohol syndrome eyes…..because some girls just cant resist the temptation of all that OnlyFans Money, I mean making 1,000,000 a month for barely showing your tits thanks to all the SIMPS with credit cards out there is something you’d be an idiot to not do…..but it could have gone either way….she could have gone mainstream, focused on legit acting work, but there’s no money in that, plus you have to answer to people, when you can just get paid by the perverts you string along by giving them a little attention or showing them a little tit.

She was selling PANTY pics to her “close friends’ on IG, which was a loophole that probably didn’t feel like she was doing full on membership porn since it was IG friendly….but I knew that would dry up and she’d have to hit the drawing board to figure out next moves to keep the cash rolling in….obviously ONLYFANS was the option.

So when I heard she launched an OF, was waiting to get 25,000 subscribers, I was expecting it…but it’ll be a few months or years before you see her getting fucked on there….I guess it just depends how much money she makes off it, how much she wants to maintain, because they all end up going more and more hardcore until you can’t go anymore hardcore…..it’s not ANAL on the first scene, but it will be anal eventually….because that’s who whoring works…

This is her first OF post, less than 300 likes and it’s been up for 4 days, kinda sad but she’ll find her stride…..and it will be riding dildos with her dancer body, stamina and ability to twerk….

Let the good times roll.

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2022

Jul

Malu Trevejo Nip Slip of the Day

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You may not know who Malu Trevejo is, but that doesn’t matter because you are old, out dated and not part of the culture man…

But if you’re interested, she’s a fucking legend who was the most followed person on TikTok thanks to being a legacy member from when it wasn’t Chinese Spyware to manipulate the minds of and track the people of America….

Being the top person on TikTok is what all these assholes humiliating themselves through dumb fucking dance DREAM of…and this girl had it….

Instead of partnering with a Kardashian like other bought TikTok fatties, this one got fake tits at 18 and partnered with Bella Thorne and chased the real money of ONLYFANS..where she rolls joints with her tits out like her generation would do…

This is that fake tit, rolling joints for the fans, becaue she’s a fucking legend.

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