I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day
Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day
Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day
Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day
Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day
Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day
Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day
Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day
Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day
Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2008

22

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

2 Comments »

My wife’s dog pisses a fucking lot. My wife can’t bend over to clean it and I don’t like the smell of piss, unless I am drunk and I’m sniffing a whore’s dirty panties, and even then it’s not my favorite, I just do it because I am a sick fucking man, so today has been filled with cleaning piss and shit I wasn’t piss or shit cleaning, I was getting licked by a dog or being barked at by a dog, and the sad truth is that I’d take my wife’s puppy over my wife, any fucking day. It is almost midnight and I am not drunk enough, yet, but in a few hours I intend to be and when I am, I will be hopefully pissing on my wife while she is asleep and blaming it on the dog. We’ll see if I get there or not…..and while I’m doing that, you can check my links….

John McCain Says Cunt on TV while at some Appearance…
GO

And You Thought the Dramatic Gopher Was Good
GO

I Wanna Bang Aunt Becky’s Tits…
GO

Giselle Bundchen is Topless is Some Magazine I Don’t Care to Know The Name Of Because She is Topless and that is Disgusting….
GO

We May Have Our Differences, but Jesus Will Be Your Friend No Matter What
GO

Anne Hathaway’s Ex is Business Baby, All Business and he Fucked Her Ass
GO

Vanessa Minnillo See Through Throw Back
GO

Briana Banks Will Help Get You Through the Week
GO

Would Sarah Palin Bang You?
GO

Okay This is Gonna Sound Kinf of Homo, But I Like Blind Items
GO

Uhhh Here is the Scariest PSA I Have Ever Seen in My Life
GO

Reporter: “Do You Go Down a Lot?”
GO

Miss Louisianna Loses Her Crown And Not Because of Teen Pregnancy For a Change
GO

I’m Sorry, But Crazy Britney is > Comeback Britney
GO

stepTV Throwback of the Day
GO

Find a Girl to Fuck Because, Well, Why Not?
GO

Milla Jovovich Drops the Eff Bomb
GO

Maggie Malone Rocks Out and Strips Down
GO

Nude is Nature
GO

No More Miley Cyrus Partial Nudes
GO

Guy Ritchie Moves Fast and I Dont Blame Him
GO

30 Rock Season 3 Previews Because Tina Fey is Amazing
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Chimp Rides a Segway
GO

NEVER EVER DO THIS
GO

I Wanna Punch This Lady GaGa Bitch in the Face
GO

Nasty Office Romance
GO

Some Gossip Girl Star has AIDS
GO

Scare the Shit Out of Kids This Halloween
GO

Get Laid With This…
GO

This Woman Has the Biggest Boobs in England…
GO

Doctors Laugh When a Giant Dildo is Removed from Someone’s Ass
GO

Nerd Fight!!!!
GO

Rosie Huntington Looks Like the Kind of Innocent Girl You Want to Turn Bad
GO

Topless Sky Diving!
GO

Sandy Westgate in the Locker Room
GO

The Republican National Committee Spent over 150K to Clothe Sarah Palin and Her Family
GO

123456 Pokémon!!
GO

Jennifer Tilly’s Cleavage Always Brings a Smile to My Face
GO

Mac Versus PC Bloodbath
GO

International Babe of the Day
GO

Cheat on Your Exams
GO

Miley Cyrus Wears a Grany Swimsuit
GO

Boob Flash Sneak Attack
GO

ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS….

Some Girl Showin her Naked Body….
GO

This Girl and Her Metal Encrusted Pussy
GO

Forget About Real Life, Watch Porn
GO

If You Think Your Neighborhood Whores Are Freaking, You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

22

Oct

Lauren Conrad Shows Off her Legs of the Day

3 Comments »

People say Lauren Conrad is useless, and I say that’s bullshit, her show is useless, there’s no doubt about that, butaccording to these pictures she’s got a decent set of legs, both feet, both arms and both hands. I mean I’ve met amputees and they don’t really give a very good handjob, if you know what I mean…..

She’s also got a mouth, tits, an ass and a pussy. Making her as useful as any girl can possibly get. So stop hating on her, while I stop posting on the site, because this post was a fucking travesty and I think I’m better suited to go out drinking because I need new material and it is Wednesday night afterall….

Posted in:Lauren Conrad|Legs

2008

22

Oct

Pink Shows Off The Little Cleavage She’s Got of the Day

2 Comments »

Pink wore some tank top that reminds me of some wartime fantasies I once had, of a war that took place before women were allowed in on the site, where I am a hero soldier and being forced to fuck the most feminine of the group with the other soldiers because we’ve been lost in the jungle for the last 8 weeks and horny as fuck. I actually never had that fantasy, but saying she looks like a dude and talking about her ripped pecs is pretty much useless conversation. It’s like calling McCain Old, Lohan a slut, Paris Hilton a herpes ridden whore, Obama a terrorist, the cast of The Hills useless, DJ AM a Bar Mitzvah DJ, shit’s been done and I guess that’s why lookin’ at these pictures of her don’t really warrant a post, but I figure it’s key to give some of the dudes who are on the fence about being homos something to get off to, without having to jerk off to pictures of dudes, because once you’ve reached that point, there’s pretty much no denying you’re a gay…..not that anyone straight or gay could actually get off to Pink and her little tits, but I got nothing better going on right now so deal with it.

Posted in:cleavage|Pink

2008

22

Oct

Brooke Burke’s Padded Bra and Broken Foot for Dancing With the Stars of the Day

8 Comments »

Here’s Brooke Burke at Dancing with the Stars, or what I like to call, ex celebrities trying to get some more exposure because they have less money in their bank accounts than Anne Heche, walking around with a food injury in some kind of slutted up 1950’s cheerleader outfit for one of her dances you’ve probably already seen.

These pictures of her tight body may not be as hot as watching the 68 year old woman across the street masturbating at night when she’s done watering her plants and forgets to her blinds while wearing a similar get-up from one of her glory days, I mean without a TV or an interest in reading, I don’t get the luxury of seeing Brooke Burke in her padded bra and I’m left with few options to entertain myself.

So if you’re down with seeing girls in costumes get hurt, or already hurt, these are for you. I figure if it saves a husbad from pushing his wife down the stairs to get off because he gets his fix here, it’s worth promoting….

Here’s some dude’s creepy video of her getting injured, performing, I am guessing he’s one of those fans that is so much of a fan, shit is borderline criminal…

Posted in:1950s|Brooke Burke|Injured|Padded Bra

2008

22

Oct

Jodie Marsh and Her Whip Cream Nose of the Day

5 Comments »

Having married a woman with an eating disorder and not the good kind that leaves you skinny and convulsing due to emaciation, I have no interest in food representing sex. After seeing someone dive into a pint of ice cream or a can of whip cream, or eat an entire cake in severe desperation and frenzy, you know, trying to get it all the fuck in in as little time possible, I just can’t block that out and appreciate a hot 20 year old girl with a little ice cream down her chin, or a girl at starbucks acting silly with whip cream. I like to keep my porn, my fetishes and eating separate.

So seeing Jodie Marsh trying to be sexy with Starbucks whip cream at some promotional event may be worth something to you but I just see a waste of tits, and it’s pretty much as exciting to me as seeing a group of old ladies talking about their grandkids over hot chocolate, where the one with Alzheimers forgets hot to drink and ends up covered in white frothy goodness, which could be hot if you think about the other things she’ll forget, like you raping her, provided you’re an any pussy’s good pussy kind of guy, which I am as long as it hasn’t hit it’s expiration date of 60.

The other thing that’s not hot is that even if you can see past the whole hang-up I’ve got about food and sex, and can imagine yourself cumming on her face and having her make these kinds of faces because of you, you gotta remember that girls who act like they are sluts are generally the worst in bed, so despite popular belief, the only place Jodie Marsh lets dudes cum is in the fuckin’ condom if their lucky, or on themselves after jerking off in the bathroom after she cocked teased them all night, but won’t let them inside her, because she thinks she’s too good for that and because she doesn’t want it biting into her time doing absolutely nothing, but managing to be richer than all of us.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

22

Oct

Selma Blair Trying to be Trash of the Day

5 Comments »

Selma Blair plays some trashy celebrity obsessed girl on some new TV show, that is really a rip off of a successful show in Australia, but as America does, decided to take it as their own, and make their interpretation of it available on TVs everywhere. I am not entirely sure if it has dropped or not and I am not going to find out because I am tired, lazy and have other things to do, but I do know that I have never seen it.

Not only is it a stretch that Selma Blair plays some young girl, considering she’s pushing 40, but to assume that she is trash while taking breaks to eat whatever the fuck she’s eating, that looks expensive, proves she’s nothing but a rich cunt mocking my people and I find that offensive.

Another thing I find offensive is when I was waiiting in line to get my wife a sandwich today, the girl in front of me, who had to be 14 years old, when asked if she wanted the six or twelve inch sub, said that they should make them 9 inches, because that’s the perfect sign, pretty much letting us all know that she’s had 9 inch dick before she even got her period. I guess I could be overanalyzing, maybe it was a reference to her hunger level, you know, 6 being too small and 12 being too big, but if you saw the slutty school girl outfit she was wearing, you’d know that by the time she does get her period, she’ll be pregnant, because up until now, letting guys cum in her hasn’t really been a big deal but has become something she’s used to. I predict many abortions for this girl, just like I predict Selma Blair’s had her own share of abortions, which I guess is normal, if you’re not a republican and have spent the last 10 years getting high and getting fucked because work has been pretty limited and I guess what it all comes down to, is who really gives a shit, this is Selma fucking Blair, my mailman has more fans than she does and all he does is drop bills off for people all day…..

Posted in:Selma Blair|Trash

2008

22

Oct

Diddy is an Asshole of the Day

8 Comments »

In keeping shit black for my one and only Black Wednesday since starting the site, that will probably end afer this post, I decied to post this video of a manic Diddy at 5 am that he shot for his youtube diaries where bragging that he’s just like all of us, nothing but a man with a dream from Harlem, and now he’s done gone bought a clothing line called Enyce, while American is pretty much dying as the economy explodes, you know just like all of us, sitting on his private jet, paying whores to rub his insane head, spending stupid money, while the rest of us can barely afford a bag of chips and I am not talking the good chips, I am talking the 89 cent no name chips. Then he goes off calling himself the black Buffet repeatedly, because motherfucker’s got an ego, while explaining why he did what he did, pretty much proving the economic crisis works out nicely for the rich, while killin’ off the poor. So maybe Diddy is right, maybe he is just like us, you know considering we can’t afford a pot to piss in, while he owns millions of dollars worth of hip hop gear, but I like to think he’s fuckin’ crazy and needs to be stopped, so if you see any Enyce on special at your local TJ Maxx, don’t buy it, because if you do, you’re just lining this cocksuckers pockets and I think we’ve done enough of that. He’s a fucking rat-faced motherfucker who exploited his friend’s death to end up where he is today, he’s got no fucking soul, but he’s got soles on his 1000 pairs of expensive shoes he keeps in his dressing room. This video offended me, mainly because he was trying to tell me that I should be working at 5 am, because he is and he’s such a fucking success, while I think you should be drinking at 5 am. I guess that’s just one of our many differences. I guess Diddy isn’t quite like me at all.

Posted in:Asshole|Diddy|Puff Daddy|Sean John

2008

22

Oct

Stupid Black Video of the Day

9 Comments »

I don’t understand black comedy, but black people do. I went over to my black friend’ who was selling me weed at the time’s house a few years ago, and dude only had black comedies in his DVD collection. I’m talking Soul Plane, Friday, How High and the list goes on an on of movies I have never seen and will never understand. I tried sitting down to watch one with him after smoking a joint, and I didn’t laugh once. I didn’t get the shit. I consider myself pretty fucking ghetto, but not black ghetto and I guess culturally, I am just not in sync like I was Justin Timberlake.

This video was emailed to me called I Like Big Girls, by some dude who is big in the black comedy scene and has been in movies like Dr Doolittle 2, and the sequels to other hit black movies, making this motherfucker a sequel to Bernie Mac, Cedric the Entertainer, Eddie Murphey, and other black funny people and I decided to post it, because it isn’t funny to me, mainly because I am married to a big girl and the last thing I do is like her, shit’s a fucking nightmare, and gets pretty disgusting and out of hand, and instead of ripping into my one black reader by making fun of stereotypes of fried chicken, sex with white women and watermelon, I decided to give this Mike Epps motherfucker a chance….in retrospect, it was a pretty bad idea, because I just watched the video after writing this, and it pretty much sucked.

Drunkenstepfather.com, always wasting your time, with the worse possible uninteresting shit you can find on the net is my new slogan. I should make stickers…really fucking long stickers….just watch the video.

Update: Fuck it, here’s a 15 minute video of Coco in a g-string, showing off her fake tits and crazy ass….

Now I feel better about this post….

Posted in:Comedy Song|Mike Epps

2008

22

Oct

People Like Meagan Good of the Day

No Comments »

Here’s a video of busty Meagan Good at the Saw V premiere getting bugged by tons of people for autographs. I was a little surprised considering I had no idea who she was this morning, then slowly figued things out thanks to IMDB and realized that I saw her in a movie called D.E.B.S. It was about 4 or 5 years ago and snuck into the theater alone, thinking it would be funny to be the creepy old guy in a theatre filled with 14 year old girls, not because I want to do creepy things to them, but because I wanted people to think that I did, and upon sitting in my seat, realized half the audience was creepy old guys who were there alone, so in actual fact I wasn’t alone at all, but amongst like minded people. I don’t remember the movie, I just remember some dude next to me getting kicked out for exposing himself to the girls sitting next to him, but that was a long time ago.

I realize that her fame probably didn’t come from D.E.B.S. and that the people begging for autographs probably think she’s Flo Jo, Denzel Washington or some other famous black person, because when I’ve been to LA, I realize that a lot of tourists are there to spot stars and they’ll be happy meeting pretty much anyone who’s ever been on their TV in any shape or form, and they stand in places they think the celebs will go, like the Chinese theater, and hope the premiere they are going to be standing outside is a little more high profile than Saw V so that the autograph’s and stories of meeting someone famous are a little better received at the watercooler back in Japan or China where these kinds of fame hunting tourists are usually from, instead of coming back with Meagan Good’s autograph and constantly having to explain to people you are bragging to, who she is…..

Either way, here are the stills from the premiere, where you can see Meagan Good wearing a pretty tight pair of leather leggings from American Apparel, in the event you were lookin’ for a pair of your own, because you like the way tight fabric feels against your balls, and you are tired of always sneak into the laundry room to try on your mom’s pantyhose, don’t worry, no one actually knows about that, your mom just figures the dryer stretched them all out, she’d never think her baby was such a sick motherfucker, thank god for denial….

UPDATE: An insider told me the reason Meagan Good is getting rushed is because they thought she stole something.

Posted in:Meagan Good|Premiere|Saw

2008

22

Oct

Marisa Miller Does Complex of the Day

1 Comment »

So it looks like Marisa Miller has finally achieved the level of fame that I have by being featured in Complex 10 months after me. I mean sure, I wasn’t their covergirl, and I think my write up was 100 words at the back of the issue at best, but it was still the highlight of my year, maybe even my life, because it is the only recognition I have ever received, pretty much ever and for someone like Marisa Miller, who’s been on the cover of all magazines all these years, it’s probably not a big deal, but to someone like you who has been jerking off to Marisa Miller all these years it probably is.

The truth is since being featured in Complex, the company has really done their part to make me feel like family. Just last week I reached out to Marc Ecko asking for some free clothes, since he owns the magazine and Ecko and he never responded, then there was the time a few months ago when I asked him if he could get me tickets to the Lil Wayne show for my stepdaughter and her hot teenage friends and he never got back to me, or the time I reached out to him asking for some money, or a job, or anything because I was struggling and never hearing back from him, then there was my birthday when I got no card or gift from him and his birthday when I got no invitation. I guess Complex really aren’t like family at all…..but they did give you something you wanted and that’s more Marisa Miller in a bikini, which does nothing for me, not because I am gay or due to my impotence, because not getting hard doesn’t mean not getting horny, but because I think she looks old, boring, and like a less attractive stripper than the strippers I am used to. I see the whole All American bullshit, and maybe that’s the real reason why I find nothing interesting about her and I am sure some of you probably disagree. So this one’s for Ellen Degeneres and all you’ve she’s done for the lesbian movement, life wasn’t better when women hated men secretly. Thanks for that.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS, AND READ WHAT SHE HAD TO SAY AS YOU JERK OF, FOLLOW THIS LINK
GO

Posted in:Complex|Marisa Miller