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2008

25

Sep

Aubrey O’Day’s Cruelty To Animals of the Day

I guess being obnoxious trash in an obnoxious shitty band that was created on an obnoxious garbage show produced by an obnoxious hip hop superstar wasn’t enough for Aubrey O’Day’s quest to get noticed, so she went out and got herself an obnoxious lap dog to take out with her everywhere she goes because she hates being alone, making people ask “who is that girl who brought her dog to the restaurant, that’s kind of inappropriate”, leading Aubrey to think she’s being noticed, recognized and liked until she lifts up her skirt and starts trying to shove a fork into her weathered vagina to see if it’s still breathing, making the people around her forget about the dog, because they are too disgusted, amazed, intrigued or thrown off by what they just witnessed and forgetting about the dog is the totally wrong outcome of this whole getting a dog in the first place, so Aubrey gets back to the attention whore drawing board and realizes that everyone in LA has an obnoxious white lap dog that they take to events, what if she was to decorate her dog like a Christmas tree, then everyone will notice the dynamic duo and this is the result of that brainstorm session…..

The whole thing makes no sense to me, decorating your dog seems like something only serious trash would do. You know the same kind of people who decorate their sweaters with Bedazzlers, or their car dashboard with stuffed animals, or their shitty trailer park home with everything Mickey Mouse…actually it is all starting to make sense…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|cleavage

2008

25

Sep

David Blaine’s Stupid Stunts of the Day

I ran into a girl who told me she made a point of watching this David Blaine stunt because she was convinced he was going to die despite it being aired on ABC, a family network. She told me that it was the biggest scam she ever witnessed and I figured I should find it and post this stunt that wasn’t really a stunt. The dude was supposed to jump 60 stories after being hung upside 60 hours, but instead all I saw was, smoke, mirrors and cables that probably weren’t supposed to be as obvious as a movie from the 60’s flying scene. The production crew was a little too slow moving to make it seamless as they attached him to the balloons he floated into the air on, and he just chilled out attached to cables at the bottom of the rig and the whole thing was a fucking disaster. I guess when you take a street magician, and give him the venue to come up with different ways to defy odds, he’s bound to run out of ideas or fuck up at least once. Blaine’s next trick….retirement.

This video is about as shitty as I feel today. Thanks David Blaine for giving me something to benchmark my unhappiness to.

Update:

I forgot to mention the Jimmy Kimmel announcer trying to cover up the mess with false enthusiasm….shit totally bombed and is a definite career killer. Let’s hope the girls from The Hills hire him as a consultant….

ANOTHER UPDATE –

Here’s a video of the paparazzi suckin’ Blaine’s dick about his shitty trick last night and Blaine offers an explanation as to what went wrong, and as expected, it was George W. Bush’s fault.

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Posted in:David Blaine|Stunt

2008

25

Sep

Youtube Mainpage Video of the Day

I hate fart jokes a lot, I find them the elementary school answer to a cheap joke, and the truth is when someone farts around me the smell offends me just enough to not laugh. I was at a bar last night and went to take a piss, and I don’t really know what the fuck happened, but the whole area smelled disgusting. There was no one in the bathroom, just some prick who has something seriously wrong with his insides and since my nose is fucked and I am forced to be a mouth breather, I don’t generally notice these kinds of things, excet last night, I tasted it.

Either way, fart jokes annoy me, people farting is disgusting, even if everyone does it, it doesn’t make it right, despite what some girl I once dated for about 2 weeks used to try to convince me when she’d fart after sex, true story. So when I saw this video on Youtube’s mainpage called Je’Rid’s Sexy Farts I felt the need to post it beause the editor’s at YouTube are idiots.

Posted in:Mainpage|Youtube

2008

25

Sep

Naked Man Gets Killed By Cops of the Day

Here’s a video of someone who is better off than me today. Watch it.

Posted in:Dead|Naked Man

2008

25

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Cameltoe at the Dance Studio of the Day

Looks like Kim Kardashian isn’t the only thing with a big appetite in her world, looks like her vagina’s eating her pants.

I woke up this morning with no interest to write about people I don’t care about, who have money I’ll never have and live an empty souless life I don’t want, only to get a lawyer’s letter to take down the images 3 minutes after I make the post. It’s like I am on suicide watch or someshit, and everytime I get that noose tied perfectly and snuggly fitted around my neck, the men in the hospital whites come in and take all my hard work apart.

These could be old, I may have already posted them, who really cares, it’s still fucking tedious, but not as tedious as lookin’ at these pictures of Kim Kardashian’s massive vagina eating a perfectly fine pair of pants. I wonder if shit left a mark..a pussy-shit mark….actually I really don’t.

Posted in:Dance Studio|Kim Kardashian

2008

24

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email:

Dude you have gotten so fucken lazy over the last 3 or 4 years. I remember when your site rocked. Now it mostly just links. It was you comments that made the site.

I use to be a huge fan but you really have gotten lazy. Did you outsource your site to some Indian fuck?
 
I will be checking back every few months.
 
Get drunker Jesus and get your site back up to par….Bitch.

I am always getting drunk, maybe it’s taking a toll on my brain power, or maybe writing about useless celebrities everyday is uninspiring, what I do know is that I spend more time on the site now than I ever have and I don’t have advertisers or business partners making me censor my shit, so I guess what it comes down to is that I just suck at life, but we knew that already, didn’t we.

Here are my links, that make up most of my site and not the 10 fucking shitty posts I wrote before posting these links. Asshole.

Sluts GOOGLE THEMSELVES Viral….
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Drew Barrywhore Really Gets Around
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More Megan Fox
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Because It’s Wednesday and You Deserve a Break And By Break I Mean Slut to Jerk Off To….
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Pussy Cat Dolls Continue You Slut Til You Can’t Slut No More Tour
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Here’s Some Dita Von TEase for Those of You Interested in Middle Aged Women Who Dress Like They Are 80
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Prank War!
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Can’t Go Wrong Wtih Soem Eva Mendes
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Virgin
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Marisa Miller Has a Calendar
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Jessica Alba’s Vagina May Be Ruined, But Her Vagina Is Still In Tact
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Are Boring In Berlin
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Nick Hogan is Getting Out of Jail Early.
Maybe He’ll Get Drunk and Kill Another Person to Celebrate
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Here’s Some Michael Moore Shit Some of You May Be Interested In
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Drama Tel
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Kittens Love Boobs
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OMG!! WTF?? NO WAY!!!
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Charlize Theron Makes Me Love Her Even More In Vanity Fair Italy
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Now THATS a Domestic Dispute – VIDEO
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Clay Aiken: I’m Gay
Us: NO SHIT ASSHOLE!
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The Best Place You’ll Fine Porn All Day
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Douchebag Bikini Contest
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Dutch Teen Amateurs
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Busty Blonde Strips Down
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Peep Show Fantasy
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How About Some Greek Porn?
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Slut in a White Dress
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Cindy Crawford Has Still Got It At Least She Did 2 Years Ago in These Bikini Pictures….
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Amy Winehouse’s Third Album May Not Happen
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If Kim Kardashian is Thin, I am Sober
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If Katie Price Puts Her Face on Another Product I Swear to Fucking God…
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Striptease of the Day
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Find Sex The Easy Way
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I Hope Someone Finds This Guy and Beats the Shit Out Of Him
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Nudist Has a Vaginal Problem….
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Devon is Delightful
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Why Was Pheobe Price At the Emmy’s?
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Bianca Beauchamp’s Big Ol’ Tits
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I Know I Make Fun of Lohan All the Time, But Seriously, I Feel Bad Her Father is Such an ASshole
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Uhhhh..Hmmmm….Okay….
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Toon Tang – Because You Can’t Get Pussy In Real Life
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Zara Naira is Gorgeous
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Build a Home Made Burgaler Alarm
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The 10 Hottest Moments if Braless Celebrity History
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Who’s The Hottest Dancing With the Stars Chick?
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The Complete Allison Stokke Web-Photo Index
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What would happen if all the Disney princesses were on HBO’s Cathouse?
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Wall Street Face or O Face
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13 Craziest Moments in Tyra Banks
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A Dumb Woman Tricked into Sex For Medical Reasons
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Naked Asian Sluts….
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Some Weird Superhero Bondage Fetish Pics
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

24

Sep

Brad Pitt Shot a Commercial in France With Some Hot Pussy of the Day

So Brad Pitt shot a commercial in France because they probably paid him a lot of money and since he’s trying to make some ties in the country that his kids were born in and he did it with some old chick in a bikini.

Old chicks are pretty fucking amazing, despite being pretty fucking rotten to look at. They just have this “who gives a fuck” attitude that younger girls don’t have. It’s like they reach a certain age and they either give up on life, or try to hold onto their youth and the only competitive advantage they have to younger girls is that they aren’t scared to do it. They aren’t self conscious, they will get naked anywhere. They aren’t reserved, they will fuck you anywhere. They aren’t up to date on the trends, so you can fuck them without a condom, but the only problem is that when you fuck them, you just don’t feel anything but an empty hole and dry flesh that is comparable to a loose gripped masturbation session but the dryness doesn’t lead to a rash because there is barely any friction as you you hardly touch the walls of her vagina no matter how well hung you are…..It’s a lot like shoving your dick between your wife’s fat rolls only less moist, come on, I can’t be the only one who’s done that….

Posted in:Bikini|Brad Pitt|France|Grandma

2008

24

Sep

Jennifer Aniston in Some Loney Vacation Bikini Pictures of the Day

Jennifer Aniston went on a lonely vacation recently, probably in attempts to get away from the hard truth that her life has a pretty depressing future alone and childless, and the good news is that she did it in a bikini, because despite being nothing amazing to look at, I’d rather be lookin’ at it in a bikini than clothed.

I have to say that she does look better than the Greek girls I know or the Greek girls who I have fucked, because I have fucked a Greek girl before and the whole experience was interesting enough to remember, because unlike non-Greek girls, I totally went ahead and shoved my dick in her ass and she didn’t even squirm or make a noise. Sure, I have a pretty small penis, but shit was like naturally lubricated and ready to go, like it was a second vagina and part of her Greek genetic code, leading me to believe that the stereotype comes from some truth….

So some advice to Aniston is that if you want to trick a dude into knocking you up, you gotta take him out of your ass, even if the anal is the only reason he’s in you in the first place. Everyone knows that’s the Christian girl’s answer to birth control and you can’t get pregnant like that….

Posted in:Bikini|Jennifer Aniston|Lonely

2008

24

Sep

Jessica Alba Takes Her Post Pregnancy Vagina to the Beach of the Day

Jessica Alba brought her post-pregnancy body out to the beach recently. I have no idea who these pictures belong to or if they are new or not but I am going to post them anyway, because they are Alba in a bikini and people seem to like that shit. I thinks she’s seriously overhyped, but she bounced back from the pregnancy pretty fuckin’ decently and it is safe to say that her career probably won’t suffer as much as her vagina did. I’ll probably have to remove this pics pretty soon, so take them in while you can.

Posted in:Bikini|Jessica Alba|Post Pregnancy

2008

24

Sep

Jordan Promotes Her Perfume Line the Only Way She Knows How….Half Naked… of the Day

Katie “Jordan” Price is a whore who has managed to make a name for herself being a whore and I guess I shouldn’t hate on her for having the stupidest implants or a career based on being a whore, because I like whores and I have to remind myself of that sometimes. I don’t care that she has a huge product line named after her and I don’t care that she’s been successful doing what she does, I just care that she does it as slutty as possible and she seems to manage that pretty well. These are some pictures of her promoting some perfume and it reminds me of the time I wanted to start a porn magazine so I put an ad in the local paper and bought a couple sexy outfits, hired a photographer for the day and no one showed up, so I decided to bite the bullet and dress up and pose sexy, I figure why let a good thing go to waste. Boy, would I be happy if those pictures never hit the internet….

Posted in:Jordan|Perfume