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2008

14

Oct

Olivia Munn Dances With Dead Fish of the Day

I don’t really know who this chick is because I don’t have TV and if I did I wouldn’t watch the virgin channel, but it’s video of the host of Attack of the Show Olivia Munn dancing around with dead fish. Sure it’s not all that seductive seeing as she’s wearing clothes and not inserting those creatures of the sea in her cunt, but it’s a good enough way to start the day and it’s a nice change of pace from the Japanese rotting fish vomit porn I usually try to wake up to, because it’s nice and wholesome and safe for TV and not contraband in most countries…..

Either way, if you’re a virgin loser, which you are, you probably are already married to this chick in your fantasies and this video will probably piss you off because she’s blatantly cheating on you..even if the fish is dead…and slutting it up for the cameras without your approval..for all of us to see and that’s the kind of shit that should make you mad enough to get on a bus and ride down to the west coast to break into her house, strip down, crawl into her bed and wait to surprise her when she gets home, by shouting “Honey, I’m home” while stroking your erection before locking her in the basement and performing a ritual wedding you invented against her will before getting arrested and sent away…..Watch the stupid video.

Posted in:Dance|Olivia Munn

2008

13

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I just slept for 8 hours after sleeping for 12 hours last night. I was thinking I got a parasite from drinking out of a puddle that is ravaging my brain, but maybe it’s just the shitty weather or depression, but I have no idea what’s going on, all I know is that I am fucking sleepy as shit….

The good news is that Facebook emailed me back with a reason for being deleted:

Hi Jesus,

After reviewing your situation, we have determined that you violated our Terms of Use. Please note that nudity and other sexually explicit content is not allowed on the site. Additionally, we do not allow users to send messages that are sexually suggestive, or that other users may find harassing in nature. We will not be able to reactivate your account for any reason. This decision is final.

Thanks for your understanding,

Harold
User Operations
Facebook

Thanks Harold, if that’s your real name, which it definitely isn’t, despite it being one of Facebook’s rules of conduct, but rules they don’t have to follow since it is their site.

This is a you say vagina, I say pussy situation. You know a you say Anal Sex and I say Ass Fucking situation. What I deem appropriate, they deem inappropriate. What I know is that I never posted nudity, and that every office facebook junkie out there has used the shit to get fucking laid by talking dirty to girls, I am just more offensive and a pain in the fucking ass about it and I have a Mexican name, but that’s who I am and if Facebook is cracking down on the messages motherfuckers send, there is seriously no privacy on that shit and you all better watch out, cuz it means big brother is watching you. They know your cell numbers and providers, your credit card numbers, your birthdays, your message conversations, your circle of friends, the events you go to, the schools you went to, what you studied, who was in your classes, where you work, who your parents are, how old your parents are, where your parents live, and that’s like giving the white collar version of the KKK your Social Security number and trusting the racist motherfuckers with a lot of your shit….so be careful, you are making other people very fucking rich, I’m talking turning 24 year olds pictures above into billionaries .

Here’s my link/links….

Beyonce Tries To Steal The Attention Back From Rihanna By Dancing Like a Whore in a Leotard Poppin the Booty and Making it Talk and I Like It Even Though Her Time Has Come and Gone…It’s Nice to See Her Holding Onto the Dream….
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Monday Slut Fun
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The Rest of the Angelina and Brad Pitt W Magazine Amateur Porn Pictures
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Amy Winehouse Should Go into The Cocaine Candy Business
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Jessica Simpson Showing Some Tit in Booty Shorts Rocking the Mic….Good Times…
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How About Some Banksy?
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Mark Walberg is a Cry Baby
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Serena Williams’ Tits Are Massive
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10 Most Overrated Hot Chicks of All Time
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Now Here’s a Toy Story I Ca Get Down With
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Alena Seredova Will Cure Your Case of the Monday’s
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Cougar or Not a Cougar?
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Extreme Moscow Car Accident
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Britney Spears flashing again
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The Crackie Horror Picture Show
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Moon Man Versus Golfer
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I Never Get tired of Escalator Falls
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30 Foot Back Flop
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Vanessa Hudgens On Jay Leno
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Carol is All Natural
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Garden Fuckers!
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Salma Hayek Can Do No Wrong
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Christina Aguilera Looks Pretty Good Without All That Shit On Her Face
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Miley Cyrus’ Mouth is Tired
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Striptease of the Day
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Indian supermodel Ujjwala Raut’s nude pics…
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Some Tera Patrick Goodness
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Topless go-karting race!
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Hunting With Sarah Palin
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Girls Highschool Bathroom Beatdown
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Shake That Ass
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Aubrey O’Day Whores It Up At Fashion Week
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I Love Me a Girl in a Corset
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Tara Reid is Officially Retarded
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Michey Rourke is Insane
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Somebody Do Something!
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Wu Tang Office
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Travis Barker Talks More About the Plane Crash
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Bizarre Gadgets From a Land Far Away
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The Golden Touch!
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Impaled By a Giant Dildo
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS….

Some Oral Sex of All Variety
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Some Vagina and Camera Phone Pics…
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Shitty Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

13

Oct

Audrina Does Maxim of the Day

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Audrina may be useless, but she still got to get into a bikini for Maxim and not look entirely bad doing it.

Sure she has a weird face and is dumber than shit, but like all Sex Dolls all you need to do is to replace her head with a new one when you save up enough money to buy the better quality one, we get it, you’re on a budget, there’s an economic crisis going on and you don’t have a job so when you had to decide whether to go with the fat body or the busted face you went with the busted face and I think you made the right choice, because you don’t fuck the face, and you can always upgrade the head. Sure she came more defective than you thought, like how my family bought a Thanksgiving Turkey that had no legs, because the second rate, cripple turkeys are cheap as hell and still fuckin’ turkey and that’s better than last year’s baked beans. If you get what I am saying….

So one day soon, after the economic crisis blows over, it won’t be as much of a struggle to believe she’s actually a real person when you attach a string to its mouth to make it look like it’s talking about politics and the economy and like it’s not actually retarded despite looking retarded, while you have one hand manning the string and the other on the big fake tit getting primed for a nice night together, with the curtains drawn, because your mom’s out on a date. You just have to wait it out and deal with the shit, before getting the gold….

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Posted in:Audrina|Maxim

2008

13

Oct

Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant Again of the Day

I was in a pharmacy buying “ointment” the other day and saw this National Enquierer cover that said Jamie Lynn is pregnant again, only a few months after giving birth to her other baby who won the fight with the abortion doctor and as I was about to pick it up some really disgusting fatter than me dude got next to me and started talking to himself about sluts in magazines and how he wants to fuck them all and how he knows they want it. Dude smelled like 6 week old dirty asshole, whore pussy and french fries and as he grunted and drooled over a teen bopper magazine, I decided it was a good time to leave, mainly because it was like lookin in the mirror and I wasn’t in the mood for that horrible reality, but also because the space between the magazine rack wasn’t big enough for the two of us and he conviently rubbed up against me when trying to get through and I didn’t want to smell him for the next few days before I decided to change my shirt…..

The point of this is to say, fuck the critics, teenage pregnancy is hot and you’re never too young to get started and I think it’s fucking amazing that Jamie Lynn is doing what her out of contol, teenage rebelling, very fertile uterus is telling her to do. I figure if she starts now, by the time she hits menopause, she’ll have a whole race of her own, and maybe even Wal Mart will open a outlet center in her backyard. We are all allowed to have dreams, but only some of us actually act on them and make them happen and for that Jamie Lynn Spears deserves some credit.

Posted in:Jamie Lynn Spears|Pregnant|Teenage Pregnancy

2008

13

Oct

The Meth Catches Up With Fergie of the Day

Fergie is looking old and haggard a little pre-maturely and it’s all thanks to meth addiction and not a math addiction, because Fergie doesn’t know how to count.

Either way, we all know that despite how bad drugs are for us and how they make our skin fall off our faces, they are a hell of a lot of fun and in Fergie’s defense, she’s managed to get out of it and make all kinds of money before the shit showed up on her hardened face. So even if she did bow down because none of us want to bend her over our stained couches and eat her stained asshole for days, she’s pretty much set for life and can head back to the pipe to deal with the loss that was people jerking off to her when performing, and the real tragedy is that she will never end up on the stripper circuit where her performances would be a hit and where real addicts belong because she made it to the big screen, when it should have been left on the street corner, if you know what I mean. Because I don’t.

Posted in:Fergie|Haggard|Meth|old

2008

13

Oct

Lisa Ann is the Nailin’ Paylin Star of the Day

So you all know that Hustler Video is making a porn movie called “Nailin’ Paylin” and that they were looking for a Palin lookalike on Craigslist. I was emailed the ad last week and didn’t bother posting it, but the highlight of it was that they lookalike had to do anal. Sounds like your kind of movie, now if only she has a penis, then you’ll be in fucking heaven…don’t worry, no one needs to know that you get off to gay porn, it doesn’t make you gay, just delete your browser’s history and pretend it never happened, that’s what I would do if I was a closet case trying to keep up appearances…I’m just kidding, that is what I do because I am a closet case trying to keep up appearances.

What isn’t a joke is that these pictures are of the girl they ended up going with, her name is Lisa Ann and she looks like a porn version of Palin and who does anal. I wonder what else they do in Alaskan based porn, I am hoping it involves fucking frozen Salmon, but that’s just because I like seeing fish in pussy. I’ve never heard of her, but this is probably the height of her porn career, even better than the time she won the Number 1 Milf award or all the times she passed her monthly HIV test.

Either way, I’ve been getting a lot of heat lately for posting political commentary, people think I am an Obama supporter because I make fun of the Republicans for McCain’s old man behavior and Sarah Palin’s small town girl behavior, but the truth is that I am pretty uneducated, especially on American politics, and all I know about your shit, is that Bush pretty much blew up your country and its economy and that I like the way Obama hypnotizes me with his speeches, but other than that, I’m pretty indifferent on the subject and here’s some hate mail that I got this weekend that isn’t all that hateful because a friend of mine sent it to me.

How is it you’re agreeing with all of the shitwads in hollywood brainwashing each other that obama is a good idea? 

Both of those assholes suck ass in the bad way. there isn’t a country Obama doesn’t want to bomb or invade. there isn’t a tax he doesn’t want to raise.  they are exactly the same. the consensus is that Palin is a religious nut, but obama went to that nutty church every week for 25 years. he’s a christard, too. don’t buy that bullshit that he’s just saying the stuff that will get him elected. he is as full of shit as mccain.

Don’t get soft on me, my young brother. you call bullshit where you see it and it’s all over obama. (insert brown joke here)

My response is that I am not getting soft on anyone, I’ve been soft for the last 20 years and I blame a high estrogen level for that. Here’s that Nailin’ Paylin porn slut to try to pretend this post never happened…


Trailer for Lisa Ann in Milfland Security 2: The Drop-off Because it is Jokes….
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A whole lot more of Lisa Ann in Porn Action (NSFW)
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More Lisa Ann Porn
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And More Lisa Ann Porn
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Here’s Some Lisa Ann Interview
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Here’s Some Lisa Ann Candid Video
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Posted in:Hustler|Nailin Paylin|Sarah Palin Porn

2008

13

Oct

Britney Spears’ Womanizer Video of the Day

I was watching 20/20 or whatever news show they premiered this video on Friday, because I was out of town for Canadian Thanksgiving Turkey dinner at my wife’s aunt’s house and they have TV. So besides getting wasted on wine, making fun of their kid for being a homo when he was dancing around like a girl, getting in a fight with on of their friends who was some angry dude from the Islands about Hockey, because I don’t watch sports and sports seem to be the only thing he does besides stripclubs, talking to the grandpa about lesbian shows at strip clubs and whether they actually lick the pussy or pretend to lick the pussy and learning about the reason tranny prostitutes exist, which is because of a loophole in the law that makes it legal, where paying a girl for blowjobs is illegal, I took the time to watch Britney and all her personalities, naked and in various states of crazy for her new song, that is better played on mute. Here’s that video for those who weren’t as lucky as me to see it when it first dropped Friday Night.

On a side note, I think she looks a lot better than any tranny prostitute I’ve seen, even if fucking her for money is illegal…Kevin Federline.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Womanizer

2008

13

Oct

Halle Berry Sets off Car Alarms When She Leaves Yoga of the Day

As the Sexiest older lady with kids alive, according to Esquire Magazine, it’s no surprise that Halle Berry sets off car alarms as she leaves Yoga. I mean she is half black after all. Setting off alarms is kinda something they do…

Posted in:Halle Berry|Hot|Yoga

2008

10

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Caroline D’Amore and I worked out our differences. She told me that my site is hateful and disgusting and that she never visits it because she finds that kind of attitude to be the downfall of society and hurtful. She wished me luck with my ventures and told me she got what I was doing, but didn’t like that I brought that shit to her Facebook profile. I told her that since Facebook are a bunch of racists and took me the fuck down, she won’t have to worry about any of that and we can go our separate ways and take in the weekend like we’re supposed to. That doesn’t mean that I’ve ended my fight against those bastards, I am going to find a loophole, or find a lawyer who will sue them for me for free and make a whole lot of money out of it, or maybe it’s just a sign that Facebook sucks and people will want a better site to post all their personal shit on. We’ll see, but the fuckers haven’t even responded to me yet and I don’t think they are going to….


Someone started a facebook group to get some support to get my profile back, strength in numbers kinda thing. I don’t expect anyone to join, but it’d be amazing if you did….
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I know you don’t care about any of this Internet drama, it’s dull and I wish I had more stories from drinking last night, but I only saw one nipple get pulled out by my friend when posing for a picture with some girl and the girl got her hands on the camera and deleted that shit, because he was weak and got caught up in her false promises of giving him a blowjob. So I just stick to the internet instead and you should too because the world is a cold scary place and the internet is whatever you want it to be, like that late night prostitute who doesn’t want you to know her name, but does want to fullfill your fantasies….

I don’t know what the fuck I am talking about, but I assume it is nonsense ramblings so I’ll just post my links. Love you.

Big Montreal Tits I’ve Never Met
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Austin Powers’ Random Task is in Some Deep Shit
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Through the Roof!
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Alice Goodwin is Like a Better Looking Audrina Patridge and She’s Probably More Talented Too
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This Hot Model Wants to Take You Home
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Vanessa Hudgens Flashes Her Thong
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Let’s Face It, Who Doesn’t Love Angelina Jolie
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Madonna Rips On Sarah Palin; Is Still Disgusting
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Since I Know You’re Staying In Tonight Anyways
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Aubrey O’Day’s Camel Toe Says Hello
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Fuck You John Mayer
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Let’s Watch a Wedding Get Ruined
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And That’s Why You Don’t Give a 2 Year Old a Loaded Gun – VIDEO
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My Kind of Treasure Map
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If You’re Gonna Stay At Home Tonight, You May As Well Have Company
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Any Video + Benny Hill Music = Amazing
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Butt Tattoo Prank
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Zuzana Drabinova is Delicious
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Mountains and Boobs
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The Most Disgusting Story to Break This Year
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I Hope Avril Lavignes Marriage Breaks Up Because I Hate Her
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I Think the Last Thing Britney Needs is Another Reality Type Show
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Nerd Fight
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Striptease of the Day
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British Glamour Whore
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An Inconvenient, Cruel and Totally Uncalled-For Truth
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Make Your Wildest Dreams a Reality
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Tickle Me Pink Prank Call
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Washing Machine Out the Window!!
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Holly Morgan is a Girl I’d Like to Get to Know, And By Get to Know, I Mean Fuck
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There’s Somethig Terribly Appealing About These Photos Of Carmen Electra, But I Can’t Put My Finger On It
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Once they Pop, They Won’t Stop
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Hef’s New Girls Next Door Will Beat Your Ass!
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Taylor Swift Broke Up With Joe Jonas Because Heis a Cry Baby That Won’t fuck Her
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John Cusack’s Stalker Is a Hot Piece
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Arkansa Wal-Mart
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I Hope This Means McCain is Getting Alzheimer’s, and Not Because Alzheimer’s is Funny
Because It is Awful and I Hate Him
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Sandy Westgate Get’s Her Wild Life On
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SNL Special Edition – The Second Presidential Debate
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A Unicycle Jump Just Seems Like It COuld Never Go Right
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Make Your Money Fire Proof
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Gaping Girlfriend
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Did Magic Johnson Fake AIDS?
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Olympic Swimmer’s Got Some Nude Pics…
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Some Funny Wedding Video That I Think is Staged
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Little Asian Fetish….
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Some Trannies….
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Some Gang Signs..
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And more proof that photobucket is nothing more than a porn site.
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Some Cock….
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Really Lesbian Lookin Chick Posing Topless
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Pretty Much Naked on the Couch in Boots
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Bonus – Sarah Palin Laying The Pipe Song….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

10

Oct

Denise Richards Has a Serious Mom Ass of the Day

Denise Richard’s looks like she’s finally broken down and dug deep into the depths of her closet to pull out a pair of her fat jeans she kept in the event she ever went back to her original fat self, from before she was famous. That’s the only explination I have for these 1990 jeans that look like they were worn to a Poison concert before she fucked 3/4 of the band and the idea of getting with them was just high school masturbation fantasies that she realized would only get played out if she stopped getting seconds and eating desert and started getting cast in movies as the slut who will take her shirt off. I guess now that the dreams have all been realized, she’s on that slippery slope back to where she came from and I guess we should embrace what we see today, because like the woman you married getting too comfortable, it’s only going to get worse and there really is no end in sight…..I guess the good news is that we all have access to her prime by watching all the shitty movies she did naked so that we can try to forget the horrible reality of where she is now.

Posted in:Denise Richards|Mom Ass