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2008

17

Sep

Tiffani Amber Thiessen’s Big Fat Triathlon of the Day

Hey Tiffani Amber Thiessen, where have you been all these years? An all you can eat buffet? That makes sense. What doesn’t make sense is that this bitch was at the same Triathlon as J.Lo. I have no idea if she came out alive or if she even participated, but I do know that she did stock up on carbs before and after the event, but that’s nothing new for her, it’s kinda what she’s been doing the last few years. There was a time when she was hot and this is her now. Enjoy….

Posted in:Fat|Tiffani Thiessen|Triathlon

2008

17

Sep

Danielle Lloyd’s In Some Staged Bikini Pictures of the Day

So British glamor model, Danielle Lloyd got in on some staged bikini pictures recently and I am posting them because like you, I have nothing better to do with my time, it’s this whole I post them while you look at them dynamic that makes us work. If only I could find this balance in my marriage, but have a feeling that the only balancing my wife knows how to do is the way she balances a plate of food on her gut while sitting on the couch complaining about why our TV doesn’t work, a skill I see in Danielle Lloyd’s future because she’s built like a fat chick in training, it’s just a matter of time before it happens, so enjoy these pics when you can because it’s not going to last forever.

Posted in:Bikini|Danielle Lloyd

2008

17

Sep

Courtney Love in A Hot See Through Top of the Day

Here are some pictures of Courtney Love looking amazing in a see through shirt. She’s about five steps away from death and that shit turns me on because I can’t help but wonder what her underwear smells like. It’s like she’s having a hard enough time taking care of the parts of her we see, just imagine the magical places that we can’t see. I love that she’s reading a book on the healing power for crystals, I think it’s safe to say that she’s probably only interested because she’s waiting for her favorite kind of crystal ( meth). The truth is that that was a seriously obvious joke. I am no good at this blogging thing anymore, like Courtney Love is no good at being anything attractive.

Posted in:Courtney Love|See Through

2008

17

Sep

Kate Hudson is Drunk in London of the Day

Kate Hudson was drunk in London this weekend. Lance Armstrong still only has one testicle and was in Canada this weekend for some charity event where people had to raise 25,000 dollars for cancer to ride their bikes with him.

I know they aren’t fucking anymore, but she still fucked a dude who is missing body parts, which probably isn’t as bad as the time I fucked this chick who was actually a neighbor’s Golden Retriever, boy was I embarrassed when they caught me. I am lying. I would never do that to a dog, but I’ve never fucked an amputee so I just can’t think of anything worse that I’ve done than fucking a dude with one ball, maybe fucking a dude with no balls and the female equivalent would be fucking a chick with no tits (Christina Applegate) but making fun of breast cancer is never funny, unless the chick with breast cancer is Sarah Silverman, because I hate her.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

17

Sep

Bristol Palin’s Phone Number of the Day

Gawker posted on some dude named ANONYMOUS who hacked Sarah Palin’s email and published Bristol Palin’s phone number. I figure since you like teenage pregnancy as much as me – especially when the baby to be’s grandma is going to be your President after McCain dies, you may want to leave her a message. I can’t guarantee if this is really her but I think it is….so call and find out before the number is changed…but then realized that I may get arrested and decided to go against it but I’m sure you can find it at Gawker. I did.

So instead, I called and left a stupid message. I am not feeling all that funny today but figured I’d post it anyway because if she’s old enough to be a mother, she’s old enough to have nude pictures on the internet and proves that 18 is just some arbitrary number.

Now – I will wait for the secret services to arrest me. This sure ain’t like it is in Alaska no more, where everyone’s all friendly and wholesome. Welcome to the real world country girl.

I got carried away and kept leaving her messages…they suck but they were more entertaining than posting about bullshit and now I am sharing them with you….

Message 2

Message 3

Message 4

Message 5

DISCLAIMER

Posted in:Bristol Palin|Phone Number

2008

17

Sep

Rosario Dawson’s Got Some Serious Cleavage of the Day

Rosario Dawson’s dress is like a window into her big fuckin’ tits. They remind me of the times I’ve tried to get girls to press their tits against their car passenger window as they drive by me on the highway, or the time I got my wife to press her tits up against the glass shower door when washing one year when we were on vacation and she was only fractionally as fat as she is today, before breaking the fuckin’ thing off the fuckin’ hinges. It reminds me of a highschool party I went to when I was 30 and all the girls were drunk and treating me like a fuckin’ star because I bought them alcohol when no one else would and the dudes at the party told me that the girls were flashing people out of the living room window but by the time I got there, the cops already showed up and were breaking things up. It was a time when I felt like Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and all the other celebrity party hosts, only instead of getting paid 40k to be the guest at a club, I paid 40 dollars on a couple cases of beer. Either way, here are Rosario Dawson’s amazing tits.

Posted in:cleavage|Rosario Dawson

2008

17

Sep

Chanelle Hayes Bikini Pictures of the Day

I just got back from the Hospital, where I underwent further tests for the ass bleeding that happened last week. I expected it to be two hours and that I’d be back here by 10 am to start posting, but things never really work out the way I want them to. Even in Canada, with the whole free healthcare shit, it took closer to 6 hours.

I sat next to some tight bodied single mother who I assume was a stripper and she had a cute little half black or half something dark skinned baby and he entertained me with his funny cornrows and dances. I joked around with them because they were waiting next to me for pretty much the whole time. I wanted to ask the mom why she was seeing an ass doctor, but I thought it was a touchy subject, probably not something she wanted to tell a total stranger. People are generally shy when it comes to talking about shitting issues. When I walked out of the doctor’s office to get on my way the kid ran up to me, put his arms around my legs and said “Don’t Leave Again Daddy”, I wish I was joking, but I am being serious and it was sad. Almost as sad as being famous for being on Big Brother in the UK like this Chanelle Hayes pussy.

Posted in:Bikini|Chanelle Hayes

2008

16

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

So I saw a guy with a shirt that said “Let’s Hug It Out” and since I was feeling a little lonely, walked up to him and tried to hug him. He pushed me off so I backed off and moved in again from another angle. This went on for about 5 minutes before he freaked the fuck out and tried to fight me, I told him that he should not joke about hugs because in my world, I take what people have on their shirts seriously and I DON’T take free hug offers lightly. I mean I didn’t really feel lonely and I didn’t really want to hug him, I just knew his shirt was bullshit and decided to call the fucker out on it and in the process almost got a beat down, I guess he’s not the man he pretends to be in the T-Shirts he wears.

Speaking of bullshit, here are the links and they are all amazing in their own special way. If I could I’d hug it out with them only they wouldn’t try to fight me for it. Enjoy.

Fuck the tuesday Night Movies
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Jocelyn Wildenstein is a Sexy Beast…Actually She’s Just a Beast
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Kimbo Slice Will Hurt You
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Lookin Good Marisa Miller
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Katherine McPhee Cleavage
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Miley Cyrus is 15 and her Boyfriend is a 20 Year Old Underwear Model….Who Doesn’t Know He’s Gay Yet….
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Alice Dellal Topless And Exposed Personal Pics
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Lots of Hot Pics of LA Chicks in Various States of Undress And Good Interview With the Photographer Who Talks About How Much Worse LA Chicks are Than NYC Chicks…..
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Top 10 Child Actresses Who Became Hotties
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The Hottest TRL VJS Of All Time
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Tesla Mario
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The Weirdest Thing You’ll See All Day
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How Long Till Nicole Richie Goes Back to Being a Party Slut?
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Awkward Politics
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Girls Getting Topless For Their Presidential Choice….
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2 Jokers Playin’ a Prank on CNN During the Lehman Brother’s Bankruptcy. It Made Me Laugh….
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Sex is A Lot More Fun With Someone Else There
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This UFC Chick is Getting Naked for Playboy
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And That’s Why You Don’t Order In
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Eva Mendes is a True Patriot
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Dukw Nuken 3D
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Ball Smack Tribute
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Some Beatboxing Kid That Needs to Take a Ritalin
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Eva Habermann and Her Cleavage Are Wearing a Red Dress
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Old Lady Face Plant
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In Love With Sanya
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Hot Lezzie Threesome
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Pussy Drink
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It’sa So Hard to Say Goodbye…To Amy Poehler
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We all Know Your a Virgin Dude
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The Kardashians Don’t Want to Be Photographed Anymore..Even Though They Got a Reality Show Because They Wanted to Famous and Used to Tip Off the Paparazzi As To Where They Were And Wanted to Be Photographed But Now They Decided That They Don’t
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The List of Unattractive Female News Reporters…
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And I Thought My Wife Was Dumb
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Lauren Conrad At Something Or Another
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Heath Ledgers Daughter Has to Be a Fucking Clone, Because No Kid Looks THAT Much Their Parents, Jesus
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Make the Most of Your Evening
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Eminem is Like a Wrestler – He’s Coming Out of Retirement
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Striptease of the Day
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Some Naked British Model Posing
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Silvia Scaglione Scares the Shit Out of Me
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Pussy Problem
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Yo Little Brother is 89’s Magic
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You Stay Classy Baby
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Random Photo Fun
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I Love You Rosario Dawson
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Ciara is Smokin Hot
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You Know Your Super Hero Fetish Has Gone Too Far When…
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Jamie Hammer is Your Tartan Princess
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Brooke Hogan is Like the Hulk With Tits
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Sara Folino is in Nuts
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Your Playboy Cyber Girl
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

16

Sep

Jennifer Aniston Leaving the Gym of the Day

Jennifer Aniston is leaving the gym because staying in shape is important, especially when your aging body can’t land a husband, baby daddy or boyfriend and even more necessary when you’re Greek and predisposed to having a hug fucking dumpy ass.

Her desperation reminds me of my friend who was equally desperate to find love. He got to the point of desperation where he had exhausted masturbation but couldn’t manage to get a girl to sleep with him, and refused to get a whore because he said that would make him feel like a loser. I would remind him that he is a loser and he’d just blow me off. As time went on, he got more paranoid that everyone around him knew he couldn’t get laid and I realized that it had gone too far one day when buying beer with him at the grocery store and dude picked up a box of tampons. I asked him why the fuck he was picking up tampons and he just ignore me. We got to the cash and when the clerk went to scan the tampons, my friend chimed in and said something along the lines of “I hate buying these for my girlfriend, it’s so embarrassing”, I looked at him like he had lost his fucking mind and he continued, “but I guess it’s not as bad as me not getting laid for the next week, if you know what I mean”….and I figured I had to stop the insanity so I ratted him out to the clerk for not having a girlfriend and that he’s just being crazy at which point he freaked out on me and ran out of the store and I haven’t heard from him since.

Either way, here’s Aniston…

Posted in:Gym|Jennifer Aniston|Spandex

2008

16

Sep

Mary Louise Parker is Naked in Weeds of the Day

I was at a friend’s house last night watching David Letterman, not because I love late night TV or because I am a fan of any of the hosts of talk shows, but because we had nothing better to do. Richard Simmons was a guest and dude was wearing a feather shirt, caused a scene and Letterman threatened to kill him. It’s kinda their played out dynamic that I was expecting since they always have beef and anytime they wanna stir up ratings, they book Richard Simmons and his weird gayness, but the second guest was this Mary Louise Parker bitch and Letterman told her she has a great ass a few times. I never heard of her and don’t really remember much about what she said, other than that she has an Ethiopian baby because they don’t really cost a lot to feed, but I saw this picture of her naked in the show Weeds, so I assume that’s what she does and figured I might as well post them pictures here.

Posted in:Mary Louise Parker|Naked