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2022

11

May

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

Pussy Wedgies – the magical thing that happens when a girl wants you to see how fat her pussy is in tight pants….or when a girl who has a fat pussy, is in her tight pants and the pussy just can’t be contained from trying to feed of said pants because you know how fat bitches are, they eat everything.

All I know is whether it’s for style, a look, a trend, exhibitionism, accidental or a form of masturbting, I’m well into looking at all the pussy I would otherwise not be allowed to see, especially in public, since ladies are too classy to pull their full cunts out in thee Grocery Store, but don’t mind showing full cunt through pants, it’s less slutty.

Point is, I love pussy…..and the best thing to remember is that in these dark times girls still have pussy, at least most of them….and that’s a good thing.

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2022

11

May

Amy Schumer Pussy Print of the Day

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So this is Amy Schumer, Chuck Schumer’s comedic genius daughter who I don’t find funny, but who the world finds funny, so who gives a shit about what I think, no one gives a shit about what I think…..

She’s trending now because of her banned OSCAR joke about her husband calling going down on her “SQUID GAME”….which I am sure is probably a hell of a lot more demoralizing, but I guess the punchline is “the things people would do for money is pretty fucking sick and twisted” as going down on AMY SCHUMER would be a punishment to anyone at any time….

But yeah, Amy Schumer, the big funny girl is trying to get in on the sexy on social media kick, even when you aren’t sexy at all, because everyone’s a whore, even the uglies…..and this is AFTER SHE HAD SURGERY….cosmetic procedures….and yet still looks like total dog shit….which I guess is a joke in and of itself…FINALLY an Amy Schumer joke I can laugh at.

TRASH….

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2022

11

May

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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I pretend to do this post for inclusivity, so when the canceling social justice warriors finally find the site and go through the archive on 18 years of off color, not racist, but definitely creepy and perverted content, calling out fat bitches for being lazy and disgusting and not the kind of person wwho should go into the whole internet sex trade with such confidence, unless catering to a weird, always overly skinny, often from another country, group of people fascinated and excited by how fat American women can actually get….that they have to jack off to them, which is the only justification for BBW porn….I’ll never believe any dude actually seeks this shit out, but rather just falls onto it because it’s easy and once there, feels it’s soft enough to stay, or maybe the fat, like quicksand sucks them in and they can’t escape.

Either way, the fat girls are meant to be the bottom feeders who don’t stop fucking eating, you know grabbing all the table scraps…

So the confident fat girl is someone clearly sold a BILL OF GOODS, is that an expression? What I’m saying is they were fucking LIED to and bought into it, so here they are humiliating themselves…

The fact is, fat is a calorie deficit thing, if you eat more than you burn, you gt fat, so every single one of these bitches is an over eater or lazy. FULL STOP.

They are also celebrating being unhealthy, not being your best, strongest, human….which is why there should be a size limit or weight limit in SMUT. NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED.

SO yeah, I do this for INCLUSIVITY…..any slut being a slut is worth checking out…even if it is gross and a total “FUCK YOU” to the god given human genetics that ARE not supposed to look like this unless they’ve been abused by bad food, lifestyle, and whatever else.

FATTIES FUCK. Now watch that WEIGHT. There’s a lot of it.

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2022

11

May

Insane NPC of the Day

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Just when you thought the whole covid debate was over, that people were finally over it, that the vaccines have proven to be a fail, that the virus has proven to be not so bad, and comparable to the flu….

Shit is still alive and well in Canada, the division, which was insane over the two years did subside after the truckers, because I guess that’s how the programming went, but I know they are still up to evil and that it’s just a matter of flipping a switch to get the NON PLAYING CHARACTERS…..the COVID IDIOTS…whatever you want to call those dialed into the HIVE mind….

So here’s a dude who is VERY mad at a converted SCHOOL bus rolling through his town because they have flags and patriotism is racist or nazi-ism according to the motherfuckers actually funding the nazis

The joke is in this mother fucker’s behavior, he’s an old ass man, like get it together bro.

How could anyone be this mad, this embarrassing over a little honking. INSANE.

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

11

May

Ladies Throwing Feces At Each Other on the Streets of the Day

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I came across this video of a couple of ladies in a fight throwing their shit at each other, their literal shit, not their STUFF, but the from the ass feces like apes in the fucking zoo, because who needs civility.

It’s one of those, let’s not have intellectual conversations to resolve our differences, but resort to some weird ass violence instead ….

Just some shit on command into your hand because they are so flustered with each other, totally unaware and disgustinglng disrespectful of the innocent bystanders around you who have to witness this shit.

I am not into shit, I find it gross…..I don’t like my own shit, dog shit, human shit….I don’t want shit on my chest or in my face….I like to pretend girls don’t shit…since I do like assholes….and this kind of behavior is just fucking vile.

ENJOY!

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2022

11

May

Slutty Snack Time and Other Videos of the Day

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New Favorit – Old Lady in Lingerie

Slutty Bikini Dancer

Another Slutty Bikini Dancer

More Slutty Bikini Dancing

I wonder if she’s a real bunny

Doyuble the No Bra Challenge

Low Cut Top

Progress

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2022

11

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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One of the more interesting advancements in humanity is not whether Elon Musk buys twitter with the money from the same people who already own Twitter, so that they don’t have to answer to pesky shareholdeers and regulators….even if he plans to UNBAN TRUMP…..

It’s not that they are pushing the fourth shot, despite it not being cued up to the variants and is basically a total waste of time, especially after all these people already had covid and survived even if people still pretend that it’s for the betterment of society, to save their loved ones….not realizing that vaccines don’t do that…and these aren’t vaccines…just gene altering poison…but it sounds nice as a headline….everyone who pushed the shot has had COVID….retards

I saw that they are going to graft a woman’s uterus into a man, so there’s that level of we’re fucking crazy as a species, but we already knew that…..shit is ARK….

But the most interesting advancements in recent days is that the expression GAY is making a comeback….That’s GAY…..That’s FAKE AND GAY…..that’s RETARDED and GAY…..we can hope FAG makes a comeback, retarded makes a comeback, and all the other good words that they’ve tried to take from us because they’re fucking GAY.

Some morning LINKS….that are FAKE AND GAY.

Jessie James Decker Loses Her Top for Hump Day
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Model Eating Pizza in the Tub
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Eiza Gonzalez is Smoking Hot in V Magazine
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Zach Galfinakis Lighting his Face on Fire!
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Paige Spiranac Says She Had Double Pink Eye at Derek Jeter’s Golf Tournament, Hoped Her Boobs Would Keep People From Noticing
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Stay at Moulin Rouge for 1 Dollar a Night
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Pranking Animals with Mirrors
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Nokia VS Iphone in Liquid Nitrogen
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Baby Rhino Befriends Baby Zebra
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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2022

10

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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People are freaking out about the market, the inflation, the economy, the crypto, the crash, the collapse of the currency, the mass desperation, food shortages, zombie apocalypse where we’ll be trying to each each other’s brains……but when you have no money, make no money, and mooch off a fat wife….and her disability check….you don’t worry about non of that…when shit hits the fan, she’ll be the first to die off, and she’s enough meat to last at least a month, or we could use her as a tent.

What I am saying is that there is freedom in finding a fat lady on diability to pay your bills….and it’s a great accessory for the apocalypse because you know bitch can’t keep up.

Yes….I am still convinced the apocalypse is coming….and I’ve done nothing about it…and I’m OK with that because cockroaches always survive.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Josie Canseco’s Summer Wardrobe
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Emrata Takes Off Her Clothes
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Romanian Tennis Player Susanna Giovanardi Enjoying Sweet Dreams in Capri
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Bella Hadid had a Nip Slip
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Hi-Res Hilary Duff Strategically Nude for a Magazine
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In Store Flip Fail
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Joan Collins lifts lid on frosty relationship with Dynasty co-star Linda Evans
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Camel Eats a Bitch’s Hair
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Kylie Jenner’s Bikini Vacation
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Kyrie Irving Shares His Thoughts on Those With an OnlyFans Account During a Livestream
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Deshaun Watson suspension may not come until 2023
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7 Signs You’re old
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Some Videos You’ll Like
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Amazing Softball Play
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Crafty Construction Workers Taking Their Job To The Next Level
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Always Wash the Crawfish
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Your New Doctor Who
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Why are Hasselblad’s So Expensive
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Shay Mitchell’s Hot Baby Bump
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Paulina Gretzky’s Hot Canadian Tuxedo
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Snack Time with Alexis Ren
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One Wheel Scooter Nut Job
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Hawk Trying To Hunt A Rabbit Gets Destroyed By A Deer!
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Avatar New Trailer
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You Can Stay at Moulin Rouge for $1 a Night
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Airplane Drops Water on People
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Claudine the Hot Maple Leaf’s Fan
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Jessie J Gets Sexy on the Gram
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Hot girl Gets CONSUMED by the Earth
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Chet Hanks is Unapologetic
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Compilation of bad Drivers
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Sommer Ray’s Post Workout Body
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Tayla Paige Billington Put the Gloves On!
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Exploding Tire
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20 Moments in Figur Skating
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Nicole Scherzinger is Pretty in Pink
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100,000 Domino Take Down
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Hot Liya in Leopard Print
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The Tallest Dog on Earth
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Two Francesca’s In their Thongs
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Berlin Model in Fetish Gear!
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Mississippi Sues Brett Favre
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Dua Lipa Does Vogue
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Browns RB Nick Chubb Squats an Insane 675 Pounds
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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Shakira At the Beach
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Lucy Hale in Leggings Leaving Pilates
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Ambrosio in Leggings and a Sports Bra Being Old and Fit
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Katy Perry Cleavage Lady
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Camila Cabello in a Photoshoot
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Maddie Ziegler in a Photoshoot
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Xenia Some Crazy Name in Short Skirt
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Olivia Culpo in a One Piece
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Josie Canseco for a Brand
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Lindsey Vonn Ski Lgs
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Eugenie Bouchard’s Long Skinny Tennis Legs
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Simon Biles Booty
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Big Butt Plugs
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The Most Natural Ass at the Beach
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6 Acts that MAKE YOU A WHORE
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Big Boob Flash!
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Hot Body Big Titty Reddit Amateur
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Helping Hand
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25 People Having a Shitty Day
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Dildo with the Socks On
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Taco Tuesday!
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Oklahoma Slut Wife
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Big Tits Body Flash
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Scooby Doo Strip
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Mesh Outfit Girl
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Ashlyn Peaks Morning Routine is Slutty
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Shirt WAY WAY WAY TOO SHIRT – SERIOUSLY – DO NOT CLICK
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Cute Kitchen Ass
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A BUNCH OF BOOTY
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Ass Spreader
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Pierced Nips
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Public Pussy Flash
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Slutty Shoppers
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Pussy Reveal
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DO YOU LIKE TO CREEP
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Fingers with the Butt Plug in
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Holly Joan Hart
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Squirts
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Blue Door Natalia Naked
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Outdoor Piss
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Amateur Babe VS the Dick
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Panty Sniffer
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Girl Sitting on Dildo in Other Girl
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Headless Pussy Touch
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Unacceptable Devices
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Shower Girl
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41 Mom of Two
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Innie Pussy
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2022

10

May

Shakira’s At the Beach of the Day

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When I first saw the link to Shakira at the beach, I forgot that it was 2022 and that she’s no longer the Shakira you once jerked off to when she was singing about her breasts being small and humble, or when she was twerking on Wyclef’s dick because she was South American and doing the booty shake before white girl Miley from the backwoods of the Ozarks came barreling in on her Donkey with her Disney money to bastardize it and turn the dance into the latest TikTok craze, years before TikTok existed.

The point is, her breasts are still small and humble, she’s a mom of a bunch of kids, her sideburns are a little too “Saloon Owner” in the old west for me, I think they call them Lamb Chops….but the fact she’s in shorts and not giving us a taste of her meaty mom cunt in a Brazilian Bikini, even if she’s 100, but instead opting for the fat lesbian mom who burns easily at the waterpark look…..

BUT it is still Shakira at the beach motherfuckers….so it’s something.

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2022

10

May

Faith Schroder Bikini of the Day

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Remember when teen heart throb Ricky Schroeder was cancelled for supporting the other teen heart throb Kyle Rittenhouse for trying to protect his town, only for him to be let off the hook from killing two creepy white criminals pretending to care about BLM, or whatever the fuck they were protesting, while trying to kill him……

Throughout it all, I was willing to stare at his daughter’s half naked, bikini clad tits, you know, since she’s an LA rich kid influencer and being half naked is how they behave….it’s organic to their actual California life, and not shameless attention seeking at all.

The reason being, I don’t cancel people or their kids, or their work, over the shit they do….unless it’s woke shit….but they cancel me or did decades ago….I don’t exist..

I actually wish I was an AI autoposting script, I bet the jokes would be better written.

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