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2008

28

May

Pete Wentz Continues His Joke of the Day

America’s favorite emo queen Wentz is at his stupidity again. This time he is trying to fuck with the public by pretending to use his bagel as a cell phone. I think he’d be more effective at throwing us all off if he put out a sex tape with Ashlee Simpson proving to the world that he actually has a dick. This little man, or so he claims, annoys the fuck out of me because he’s a fuckin’ fake. The only time I find this kind of thing funny is when it involves drunk crazy homeless people who actually think the phonebooth is an outhouse. This dude thinks he’s more important than he is and his energy as a celebrity would be better spent killing himself.

Posted in:Asshole|Pete Wentz

2008

28

May

Maria Sharapova and Her Anal Sex Faces of the Day

The only reason I watch female professional sports is when the girls in them are worth fucking. For the most part girl athletes are more masculine than I am, which isn’t saying much because I struggle taking out the garbage, but seeing their rippling muscles is too homo for me. There are a few female pro-athletes I’d like to watch have sex and Sharapova is one of them. Lookin’ at her in action, with the anguish and struggle in her facial expression makes me thing of one thing and one thing only and that one thing is her taking it up the ass. Enjoy.

Posted in:Anal Sex|Maria Sharapova|Tennis

2008

28

May

Jessica Simpson’s New Country Single of the Day

Country Music is the biggest thing in America, so if you are an aspiring singer, you should consider pulling the Carrie Underwood because you will make a hell of a lot more money showing off your fake hick accent for dude’s in pick-up trucks and you’ll have a long lasting career because country listeners are loyal. The problem with doing Pop is that you ride the top if you’re lucky then you quickly fade away when someone cooler or hotter or younger comes along. When you’re up against a whole lot of ugly chicks and lame dudes in tight jeans, it’s pretty easy to carve out your niche.

Either way, heres Jessica Simpson’s new song called Come on Over and for some reason all I can think about is seeing a horse cum all over her. Beastiality isn’t how, but when you’re all alone herding sheep in the mountains for 3 months and trusty ol’ Bucky is the only other thing you’ve got around and you’ve drank too much Whiskey, these things tend happen.

Posted in:Country Single|Jessica Simpson

2008

28

May

Angie Everhart See Through Shirt of the Day

I was asked to remove the Vanessa Hudgens nude pictures that hit last year because they are her personal pics and belong to her, I don’t want a lawsuit so I took them down, but I do like having fun with lawyers/legal aids who email me because I don’t think they have any idea what they are dealing with. This was my response to their BORING formal email and legal letters that basically told me to take the shit down or go to court lawbreakin’ man.

OMG – I totally LOVE Vanessa Hudgens. Does she know my website exists? Did she specifically ask you to go after me? Please say yes! That’s amazing!!! I can die happy now and if I do, I will request they play one of the High School Musical songs at my funeral to honor this GLORIOUS day.

Out of curiosity, If you were to pursue legal action against me – would that mean I’d get to meet Vanessa Hudgens in court in person, and would we get the chance to see her in various states of undress to prove these images are in-fact her?! That would be awesome, a dream come true.

Truth is, I am a huge fan and have removed the images but would love an autographed photo of her if you can get around to it, preferably the photo you are asking me to remove from my site, I figure it’s only fair since I masturbated to it so many times!!!

PS – John I know this is you playing a sick trick on me because you know how much I love Vanessa Hudgens, you out did yourself with the fake legal documents and fake email though, it looks really legit, I believed it for a second. You totally got me, you bastard. I wonder what else you have up your cooky sleeve you prankster.

With Love,
Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

Either way, I guess none of that bullshit really matters and it’s probably not as funny as I thought it was, so I am going to post Angie Everhart in a see through shirt because seeing old timer model nipples not be as exciting as getting lawyers letters from Vanessa Hudgens trying to do damage control for being a slut, but they are better than nothing.

Posted in:Angie Everhart|Nipple|See Through

2008

27

May

stepLINKS of the Day

My wife wants to do something romantic tonight, I guess jerking off on her panties wasn’t enough for her, so it looks like I am stuck since it is our anniversary, but while I am gone drinking myself silly to ensure I don’t get a fuckin’ boner for this bitch, because despite crying impotent, the magic still happens sometimes, you can click on these links – since it’s the best shit that happened on the internet today. True Story.

Candy Girl Sluts
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Princess Fergie’s Daughter is a Fat Cow in a Bikini
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Nicole Graves is Hot, Tanned and Too Good For You
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Jessica Biel Wears a State of the Art Anti-Hot Cloaking Device
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Tara Reid Shows Off Her ASs Cheek, Because She is Pure Class
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Ninja Babes in Space Episode 4
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Japanese Hotties Strip Down For Lingerie Contest
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Top 10 Boob Punch Videos
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Hilary Duff Has Some Fatty Tits
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Christina Milian is Lookin’ Good
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Lisa Angeline Photoshoot Video Set to Some Gay Ass Song That You Should Probably Mute
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If She’s Having Sex with You, She’s Probabaly Faking, But Find OUt Here For Sure
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Slut Passes Out At American Gladiators Audition
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Don’t Listen To You Mother, It’s Still Sex If It’s on a Web Cam. Kind Of
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Miss Howard TV Slutty Contest Video
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Brooke Hogan Involved in Car Accident but Doesn’t Almost Kill Somone Like Her Fuck Up of a Brother
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Sharon Stone Thinks the China Eathquake Which Killed Too Many Innocent People to Count Was Karma, Because She is an Idiot
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Seriously, What The FUCK is Wrong With Katie Holmes, Can Somebody Get to the Bottom of This?
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Some Hollywood Sluts At Some Aids Baby Benefit
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Some Lame Celebrity Impersonator’s Cuz You Like That Shit
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Here Are Some Hot Topless Beach Babes
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Find Girls To Fuck and Give Your Real Doll A Break
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Teenaged Bubble Bath, Anyone?
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Lohan to Have Lezzie Wedding at Dollywood Theme Park?
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Zenia Slowly Strips Down
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Yet Another Homemade Stripper Pole Accident
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Water Bottle Up the Snatch
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Kobe Bryant Jumps Over a Pool of Snakes
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Buckeey Sex Tape: Flavor Of Love Girl Shay Buckeey Johnson’s Sex Tape
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The Dude From Gossip Girl Pisses in His Hair
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Kim Kardashian Brings Her Big Ass to the Hamptons
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Living With Lohan Episode 1:
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Leah Miller from Much Music Skinny Dipping Clip Showing Off her Fake Tits
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Some Really Graphic Bloody Kill Bill Poster in Australia
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179 pictures of the Honeybees, the cheerleaders for the New Orleans Hornets
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CATCH!!! VIDEO….
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What Did Donald Trump Say To Jenna Jameson?
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Michael Lohan is a Awesome
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West Coast Sluts
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Party Girl Flash Time
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Classic Prank Ends in Faceplant
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I Don’t Know Who Roxanna Palett is But I Think I Am into Fucking Her
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More Marisa Miller Pics, In Case You’re Not Sick of Her Already
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Big Brother UK Uncensored
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PORN MINUTE OF THE DAY:

Some Japanese Porn
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Some Pictures of a Naked Chick Getting Caned
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A Couple of Girls Flashing Their Naked Bodies in the Snow
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Some Hidden Cameral Pictures of Chicks Topless
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A Nude Beach Gallery With Some Hot Sluts
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Some Nasty Chick Showing Her Pussy in Public
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Some Pictures of Everyday Chicks on the Beach
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Big Naked Tits Tease
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Some Dude’s Revenge on His Ex
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A Girl and Her Spread Out Ass
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BONUS – SOME VEGAS CLUB SLUTS


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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

27

May

Pete Wentz is Cunt of the Day

I realize why Pete Wentz married Ashlee Simpson, it’s because she’s the only one stupid enough to find his sense of humor and broken artist act charming and believable enough to have sex with and he had to do whatever the fuck he could to lock that shit down for fear of spending the rest of his life alone because he knows that the rest of the world knows he’s full of shit.

So dude’s decides to make a funny little mask out of a paper plate pretending to be selling ad space on his face because he feels like a walking billboard because people are all looking at him and thinks it’s funny to play off on that with this stupidity, in some sort of high school musical performance art project.

What dude doesn’t seem to realize that the only reason people give a fuck about him is because he’s some record label’s marketing tool to reach 14 year old girls, and in reality is a walking billboard for them in hopes of selling records because he sold his useless crying emotional and sexually confused soul to the devil when he got into this business so his bullshit comedic attempt doesn’t really translate very well.

He isn’t some misunderstood artist, he is just a tool being used, and paid accordingly by the bigger corporation that owns him. So as he tries to be punk rock about things, and while his cunt wife giggles because she thinks he’s being so crazy and that this whole thing is so fucking funny and wild, since she’s a fuckin’ sheltered idiot with no talent and has no idea what the fuck is going on, the rest of the world just shakes their head in disappointment and wait for the day that we read about a newlywed couple involved in a murder-suicide.

I guess the good news is that at least they have found each other and the funny thing is that if someone was to email his “douchebag.com” email, he’d only get to keep about 10% of the profits after running it by his management, label and PR team because this motherfucker is already owned as he is out promoting clothing companies, future record releases and closet-case sexual confusion. I hate this 5 foot 4 insecure piece of shit and what he doesn’t know is that he’s not making a joke, he is a fucking joke and his wife is fuckin’ ugly.

Posted in:Cunt|Pete Wentz

2008

27

May

Hilary Clinton Appeals to Party Sluts of the Day

Hilary Clinton is out having a beer with the locals in Puerto Rico and she does a little dance and shit makes the news like she’s doing something a Presidential candidate shouldn’t do. It’s like all you conservative motherfuckers don’t want the face of your country kickin’ back and having a beer and a good time because they are supposed to be serious commanders in chief and not a scene from a bad wedding video where the groom’s mother drinks too much because she’s sad to see her little baby have a new woman in his life because it means he won’t need her anymore and for the last 25 years of her life her little baby needed her are became a core of her existence and now a lonely future lies ahead of her as she acts as the second woman in command forcing her to deal with the whole aging process, lack of purpose and the obvious impending death because her job is now done. I guess it’s kind of appropriate, because as Clinton holds onto this race as hard as she can, she’s not going to win and her job is pretty much done because it seems like the only person who wants to see tits in charge is me, but that’s just because I am a pervert and I like being able to jerk off to the person who calls the shot, it’s a whole authority fetish and George Bush just doesn’t have hot enough tits for me. If I had my way, only hot party sluts would be allowed to run for office because that way elections could be based on who wins the wet t-shirt contest and that would probably good in bringing the country together, since most of us appreciate a hot wet t-shirt contest. Let’s hope that’s the route Clinton takes as she scrambles to pull this failed venture off.

Posted in:Hilary Clinton|Party Slut

2008

27

May

Amy Winehouse Shows Off Her Underwear of the Day

For a crackwhore Amy Winehouse keeps her panties in better condition that any white underwear I’ve ever owned. So while people are shitting on her for being ghetto, disgusting and insane, her pussy isn’t shitting on her pearly white underwear. They are as beautiful as the glistening white of a fresh winter snowfall as I sit by the fire a write my memoirs….the only scary thing about these pictures is whatever the fuck she’s got caged up inside these cleaner than any white underwear I’ve seen, despite how wrecked she is motherfuckers. I just can’t get over how good these panties look, I would have been expecting black fingerprints from when she scratched her unwashed and itchy yeast infection, but instead she’s breaking down stereotypes and it’s fascinating to me.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Panties|Upskirt

2008

27

May

Michelle Trachtenberg Takes Herself Too Seriously of the Day

So I have this dude I don’t know on Facebook and I am pretty sure it’s safe to say that I won’t have this dude on my Facebook much longer because I took his pictures and put them up here, but I pretty much had no choice because they were too funny to ignore.

I don’t know much about this dude, other than the fact that he is friends with Lydia Hearst and Michelle Trachtenberg and they were recently at a birthday party, where he decided to wipe out all of Michelle Trachtenberg’s face in all of the pics of her.

It’s like this bitch thinks she’s so fucking important that when a dude takes pics of her, she makes dude promise not to do anything with them, I am wondering if it’s for fear of ruining her career because going out for dinner and having a cocktail while your bra is exposed is really fuckin’ scandalous when you are boring as fuck.

We get it, she has creepy fans and she doesn’t like to be out in the limelight, but we kinda realized that a long time ago when she couldn’t land much work after her stint on Buffy, making her barely relevant to the world now, but for some reason I guess she likes to think she is more important than she is and is hoping that by telling people they can’t upload her pics that maybe they’ll start believing her propaganda too, and treat her like she’s special. It’s like the time I told this chick repeatedly how small my penis was until she demanded to see it because she didn’t believe any penis could be that small, but I made a believer out of her pretty fast.

I don’t know who the fuck Michelle Trachtenberg thinks she is, some kind of Princess Diana Royal Family or some shit, but in case she didn’t get the memo, Princess Diana is dead.

Posted in:Michelle Trachtenberg|Serious

2008

27

May

Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Mario Lopez that no one gives a fuck getting some titty in his face from what looks like some Russian import that any of us could convince to show us their tits all for promises of a life in America…The land of opportunity.

A Russian friend of mine invited me to a Russian Restaurant for lunch but I slept in. I was looking forward to the soaked steamed leather boot and rationed bread and cardboard toilet paper, but instead I am here posting pictures of some Russian slut and I can only god is teasing me with for missing out on a free meal.

Posted in:Karina Smirnoff|Mario Lopez