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2024

12

Jul

Maja Krag is the Instagram Of The Day

Maja Krag is some 29 year old Danish Model…who may remind some of you how much you like the breakfast pastry and how long it has been since you’ve had one, but to me, she reminds me of tits.

She’s actually a semi-legitimate model who has done bikini and lingerie campaigns over the course of her career….

However, with the way social media has gone, it’s hard to determine who is the legitimate model and who is the shameless instagram model fighting for eyeballs in some self produced content..

I guess the best way to determine who the legitimate one is, would be the one driving the Lamborghini is the one who is not signed to an agency, but rather pays an agency to sext with her fans on whatever exclusive content site they are part of.

Point of the story, I like the underdog, which in this era is the signed model who has worked for real campaigns, because that stamp of approval process makes them more worthy of having their tits stared at, rather than the tits of some girl with an iphone showing her tits…

Ultimately, it comes down to the tits, and they’re all the same kind of whore, just on two planes in this timeline…

Now, get me a goddamn Danish….the service in this basement apartment is shit.

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2024

11

Jul

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2024

11

Jul

Ozempic Katy Perry Attempts Sad Brand Relaunch with her Tits of the Day

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Katy Perry has been offending me with her low quality music and performances for the last 2 decades.

I have never understood why people are her fans, but they were just so sold on her bullshit….which gave her this sense of importance and confidence because she was rewarded so well despite being shit.

She decided it was time to relaunch her tour because Taylor Swift did so well with hers, and now she’s convinced she’s got what it takes to have a go at a billion dollar tour.

I think the world has caught onto the fact that she sucks, that she’s not compelling and even her hardcore fans have snapped out of it….

She’s still got the tits though, which is why we are here, but the hope is this tour FAILS hard and she realizes her scam was a one hit wonder that lasted way too fucking long and she should just be happy with that.

She’s trying fucking hard to make this work….so that’s why I hope it fails even harder…despite how many BOT comments she has BOUGHT to make us think people like it…

There is NO WAY anyone can like her music, especially this outdated trash and not outdated in a good way…it’s just terrible…

But it’s a decent ad for Ozempic…but always a fat cankle fuck to me…she’s in her 40s and. a mom this is not age appropriate…or Halloween…get it together scumbag..

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2024

11

Jul

BOOTY OF THE DAY

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2024

11

Jul

Sharon Stone’s Viral Ass Paiting of the Day

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Sharon Stone’s a 70 year old monster who you only really know because in the early 90s she showed her cunt to the world in a pretty big movie, back when showing your cunt meant somehting….the full no panty leg uncrossing that made a fucking career…

She’s clearly been a whore prior to that whole 1992 Basic Instinct thing, since at the time she was probably in her 40s, it takes time to get cast in these kinds of groundbreaking mainstream movies showing cunt….

The reason she’s going viral today, or yesterday, is because she’s painting a pretty shit painting, but these rich people think they can master all artforms, not that art exists and it’s just a concept, but some art is clearly far fucking worse or more comical than other art….and she’s doing it with her ass out in a swimsuit….with no top…

So the mainstream media, like US weekly and People think it’s just so fun, empowering, boss bitch, SLAY and the fuck knows…

They’re also talking about how she lost 18 million dollars in savings in 2001, which is insane to think about, spreading her cunt in a mainstream movie led to her amassing 18 million tax free dollars despite all her spending and celebrity living…that’s absurd…

Not as absurd as thinking a 70 year old topless chick with a 70 year old ass is important news….it’s actually pretty gross…

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2024

11

Jul

Sydney Sweeney’s Tits Bring her Host Body to Europe of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney probably likes to think she’s an important actor, but that’s just because her tits don’t have an ego and let her think she’s the star so that she keeps bringing them around. The last thing they’d want is for her to resent them and realize her entire existence is solely based on them, leading her to chopping them off and going trans as some girls do…..there are plenty of hot tits that have been slaughtered in the LQBTQ conquest….

So thanks to Sweeney’s tits, she has a lucrative career, she’s in high demand, she even started her own production company….with that success she can go to important places like Europe with her tits in two, not realizing that this is her tits’ vacation and she’s just a plus 1.

On her trip she did some underwater stunts, she’s a Florida girl now, some behind boat stuff, she’s a Florida girl now…..some cliff jumping….and despite being more than just tits….she’s really only interesting due to the tits…and she knows it.

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2024

11

Jul

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines are a fetish, my fetish…

It makes me think that a girl has actually been in the sun, or that she’s lathered herself up in chemicals like some kind of science experiment….

It reminds me of days gone by when people weren’t scared of the sun….

It shows me body parts that I’m not supposed to be seeing because the SUN wasn’t even allowed to see them…BUT HERE I AM SEEING THEM…

They frame a bitch out, adding highlights and lowlights that give them some optical illusion of more shape….

I know you love them too.

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2024

11

Jul

Big Titty Britney Spears Pulling Down her Shorts in a Hostage Dance Video of the Day

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As you know, I believe the conspiracy that Britney is dead, this is old content, or this is a replacement Britney, because she has the thick neck but everything else about her doesn’t quite feel the same.

You know when you run into the hot bitch from high school 40 years later, she’s old, haggard, fat, destroyed, sad, failed, depressed, a drug addict, regretting all her life choices but weirdly suddenly willing to fuck you….well, you know that person is the same person, even though they totally look different….because you just fucking know…

When it comes to Britney, it’s like is this even human, or AI, what are they trying to game us with…..

So at a certain point you have to accept that her team is trolling us, that this is all some weird joke and that these dance videos are mocking us….

Britney Spears was bred to be a song and dancer, she made a career as the world’s top pop star, she has been trained by the best and could arguably be considered the best of her generation, even of all time, despite what Madonna wants to believe.

Britney’s instagram dances are that of a drugged up aunty at the family picnic after one too many glasses of punch….

It feels like we’re in a bar on a campground by the lake where white trash Sally throws down uncomfortably reverting to her stripper years after she ate a bad hot dog on the fourth of July…..

It’s weird but I love it.

That could just be because K-Fedding Britney has been a fetish for such a long time that I’ll forever hope she reaches out and our love can blossom the way it should. I love crazy bitches, body doubles, AI or not..

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2024

11

Jul

Michal Idan is the Instagram Of The Day

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Nothing like jerking off to a chick named Michael…

It’s not like it’s not hard enough in this era of face injections, face filters and other insanity that allows the girls out there to look tranny and the tranny to look girl…throw in some gender beding names to drive that shit home…

I don’t think many people have been duped by trannies in my immediate circle, if anything they’ve been the weirdos who seek them out….but I am sure the whole online dating game is more like the crying game now that these psychos literally believe they are women and expect you to accept their penis and being a vagina despite being int vagina….you BIGOT…

Hot tits though…

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

11

Jul

Joey King Titty Marketing of the Day

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I am not going to say that Joey King is some hideous-faced monster that is being packaged as a hot chick, but I will say that the teen star turned serious actor because the industry had too much invested in her and she had too much of an audience to turn their back on, was never really seen as the hot chick actress in the movies she was in.

I only found out about her in the GYPSY ROSE BLANCHARD series she found her husband on and that she was nominated for a Golden Globe on, like it was a set up right of passage for her to elevate to mainstream adult movie roles….and she was not hot in that….

But then all of a sudden, they put the pig in lipstick (figuratively) since she’s not that ugly, tightened her up and hired a celebrity blogger as a stylist who decided with 20 years of experience in these kinds of things, knowing first hand that TITS GET HITS and that since she has tits, she should get the hits…..

So here we are…starting at Joey King’s tits with no choice but to package her as some kind of “hot celeb” even if we don’t really want to because that’s how marketing mind melds work and oftentimes it starts with the tits…it happens in everyday life too, I can introduce you to many men who have done things they’d never want to do, or never admit they did, or have deep regrets over because they were mesmerized by the tit…

So here’s that Joey King tit on some promotional tour because girl is in a lot of movies.

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