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2022

06

May

Amber Heard Snorting on the Stand of the Day

Some say it’s cocaine, others say it’s MDMA, some say it’s Aderall, I saw it’s AIDS medication from being a homo….or maybe it’s black pepper to help her get some actual tears out…you know tricks of the THESPIAN trade…

Maybe it’s dried up and powedered ELON MUSH cum, for that NEUROLINK MRNA LIFEFORCE he keeps pushing because he’s the fucking anti-christ or just an evil narcissistic billionaire who thinks he’s special for being first to a few things….he ain’t brilliant, you groupie fuck society.

Whatever it is, both parties and probably both legal teams are hired by the same producer…..for this bullshit trail…that they are presenting as real…

The only thing real about it is that it’s a real distraction.

They are actors…

Has anyone googled the lawyers and judge to see if they are members of SAG too?

ACTORS…man, they’re job is to deceive, lie and manipulate your emotions, even they aren’t very good at it.

So don’t be team Johnny or Team Amber, hate both those rich, entitled fucks

Here are her nudes.

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2022

06

May

Travel Influencer Travel Video like she’s Rick Steves and Other Videos of the Day

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Bathroom Outfit

Bikini Girl

Stretch!

Short Skirt Dance

Gym Girl…

Big Car Tits

Car Girl

Dancing on the Wall

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2022

06

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Speaking of whores, I spent a solid hour going through escorts of Twitter, since Backpages got shut down and everyone got arrested, I haven’t really looked at hooker listings, but because no one seems to police twitter for the porn and Human trafficking, not even Elon, maybe that’s why he wants to buy that dog shit site, there are countless posts of local and international ladies selling sex and showing off the things their johns buy them, and the vaginas they use to market themselves….making TWITTER a sugar baby meets only fans meets rub and tug meets street whore openly selling all her services fully out in the App and it’s amazing – whores be thriving in the digital age……and no one’s getting arrested for it…there’s a reason it’s the oldest professions, girls just want to be taken care of and will use their vaginas to get the most they can since working sucks…..

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Haley Kalil Has Filed for Divorce From Former NFL Tackle Matt Kalil
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Nicola Peltz Hotness
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Kelly Klein’s Self Portrait Hotness!
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NFL fans blast Michael Thomas for backing Antonio Brown’s Colin Kaepernick claims
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The Moving Beach Chair
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Leila Depina Hits the Beach!
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Ed O’Neill to Play Donald Sterling in FX Series
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The Complete Physics Behind The Fastest Train Ever Built!
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Otters Get Very Excited About Swimming In Their New Pool!
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Cam Sluts!
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2022

05

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Attention Walmart shoppers, go fuck yourself….

It’s like finding out the girl you imported from some third world country after being rooked in by her while at an all inclusive resort in said third world country was born a man….

Not sure whether to be more angry about being lied to when importing a ladyboy unknowingly or that she was pretending to have her period for monthly for the last 4 years you’ve been together….making you wonder if she did that for effect, or if she did that becuase she wanted to take a week of fucking you off every month….that shit hurts feelings man….

I shouldn’t call you man, since you’re cis-gender, which is what “old fashioned” man was, but is now cis-male….the real men, as you probably know, are the women who transitioned to men, who you have to call me, because if you don’t refer to as he/him you’re a transphobe…..a cis-gender transphobe….

Um….some stepLINKS? It’s Cinco de Mayo, go be white in Sobrero at some shitty Mexican restaurant where you appropriate so hard but no one cares, cuz they’re all racists against Mexicans…on Frozen Margs like some fat middle of the suburbs white woman.

Lates.

Bella Hadid’s BF Captures the Butt Shot
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Danica Patrick Had Breast Implants Removed
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Caroline Vreeland’s Busty Steak Eating
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NFL Rumors: Titans wanted Aaron Rodgers or Deshaun Watson to be QB1 in Tennessee
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The Angelyne starring Emmy Rossum Movie Gets a New Trailer
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Elizabeth Olsen for Harper’s Bazaar
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Angela Rypien Bikini
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Britney Spears is Naked on Social Media with her Dog
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Some LOLZ
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Janet Jackson Selling a Nice House
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Jet Pack guy Vs Party
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Getting Boston Dynamics Robot to Dance
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Throwback Bourdain at Gordon Ramsay’s Restaurant
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Kourtney Kardashian and Travis are Weird
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A Wild Rumor About the Patriots Trading Jimmy Garoppolo Because He Impregnated the Owner’s Girlfriend Has Surfaced
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Alessandra Ambrosio Still Kills it in a Bikini
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Things You Can’t Argue With
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General Hospital Star’s Wife is Pregnant with Another Man’s baby
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Rescuing Beached Sharks
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FAILS
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Stopping Suspect who Shot a Cop
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Everything Miranda Kerr Wears in a Week
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Tom Brady Admits That the Tuck Rule Game “Might Have Been a Fumble”
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Scarlett Johansson’s Coffee Hotness
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Ed O’Neill to play Donald Sterling
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ESPN tribute to Scott Van Pelt’s Dog
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Timelapse of Not Cutting Hair for a Year
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Odell Beckham Jr, His Girlfriend, and His Publicist Went Viral at Suns Game
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Topless for Fashion and Art
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Camper VS Bridge
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Turning a Ferrero Rocher Box into a Spider House
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Calf Tries Feeding off new Caretaker.
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Model in a Field in her Underwear
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Kristen Stewart in a Dress
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Kate Bosworth is the Hottest
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Jen Connelly at an Event
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Hailey Bieber Midriff
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Blanca Blanco Strut
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Camila Cabello at an Event
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Behati in Jeans
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Emma Brooks at Top Gun Premiere
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Liz Olsen at a Premiere
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Emrata at a Woman Power Event
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Hilary Duff in a Magazine
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Emma Stone at an Event
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Kristen Bell Fitness
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Liz Olsen in a Magazine Shoot
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Mika Schneider is a Model – These are her Skinny Legs
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Olivia Rodrigo – Bike Walker
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From stepSMUT!!

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Cat Girl
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Irresponsible Pandemic Behavior
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7 Acts that Make Yo A Whore
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Fingered at the Casino
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Dildo Grip
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Pussy Eating on the Train
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Nude Photography
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Dildo Girl
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Don’t Click this, But if You Do It Can’t be Real..Right?
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Bitches Be Crazy
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Two Fingers in
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Legendary Babes
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Dildo Hitting the Spot
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Bench Dildo
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In Case You Missed it – Butt Plug for Dessert
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Stupid Human Shit
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Dildo with the Socks On
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18 People Having a Shitty Day
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Face Sitting
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Yasmin in Lingerie
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Oiled Babe
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Ass on the Dildo
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Classic Vintage Looking Nude Shoot
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Filling Her Up
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Pussy Touching
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Dick Sucking Wife
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They Call her the Toy Store
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Porn Dump
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Dildo Sitting
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2022

05

May

Sydney Sweeney Cleavage of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney has a lot of hype, probably because people see tits and not acting, because if they saw acting, they’d know she’s not very good at it, which makes the hype pretty confusing if you were to look past the tits, which I am not recommending you do, but if you look past the tits, see her average at best acting, you’ll know that she’s some kind of clickbait, eye candy, tits because the industry needs stars.

I don’t know how some girl from outside LA just ends up in LA with her big tits underwraps, only to do small parts in big movies and shows out of no where, like someone with connections was placing her…..but when she first got on Euphoria, and I already knew her from a few other shows, she had 200k-400k followers on instagram, fast forward 2-3 years and bitch has 12 million followers, basically a Kardashian….that shit just doesn’t really happen on its own….so I want to know what dicks were sucked, or what genetic altering in the lab was done when they created her 23 years ago and raised her to play this big titty part.

She’s not the HOTTEST, but likely one of the hottest of the young celebs, maybe the only celeb to get famous through the industry the old fashioned way of them manipulating us, rather than being hot tits on instagram, that you know if she was to get famous organically would have been her marketing hook before ever having representation, which is why it is all suspicious.

No girl with tits this big is holding out on showing her tits until getting good acting gigs, her dreams of fame would 100 percent be titty on instagram 100 percent of time hoping someone noticed, not the other way around…..

Why bother being paranoid, just accept the surface, and on the surface, we’ve got awesome titty and that’s enough.

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2022

05

May

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Some dudes like asshole because it’s where the shit that they beg for on their chests comes from….GERMANS….right…

Some dudes like asshole because they pretend that girl’s don’t actually shit, even Amber Heard, who according to court documents shits the bed….but we’ve conditioned ourselves so hard to make a dirty asshole into a sexual orifice that wouldn’t taste the same when licking it if you think about the shit that passes through it multiple times a day because ladies actually shit a lot.

I like the asshole because it’s a sign of seeing about all you can see in a sext, I mean I guess actual fuck videos or dildo videos are the next level of that, but the asshole is that breaking the ice that takes you there and for that reason alone, the thong is the best fucking prop because some of these girls pretend they aren’t showing asshole at all, and anything to make the landing a little softer, to make them feel less slutty while writing things like “I would cum so hard in that ass you’ll be burping it up ACID REFLUX, if only I could still cum, you cock teasing whore….imagine what your dead relatives are thinking of you right now…”….you know impotent sexting, it’s a thing….

So here are some assholes behind thongs.

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2022

05

May

Jordyn Jones Rides of the Day

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Kalamazoo’s own hero, Jordyn Jones, that dancing reality show child turned grown up whore, who sells pics of her panties through instagram, who is likely going to launch a subscription site where she’ll eventually fuck or at the very least insert dildos up inside herself…when you get a taste of the money through low level sex work, the more hardcore sex work to either maintain or make more money seems like not a big deal…but she hasn’t got there yet, she’s just building up hype and in a pretty great way by doing fun shit half naked like riding the ATV like the farm girl she is, and the farm girl she should push harder than the LA reality star….because farming is fucking cool, LA is reality star shit is not….

Either way, embracing the white trash, duck hunting, and fishing, white trash turned slutty, but not meth head slutty, is good….

She’s probably on some luxury resort in Mexico doing an ATV tour, but to me, this is Kalamazoo, simple life, down at the waterhole, because it makes her more likeable, like her twerk videos do….you know since she dances and dancers are great fucks….farmer dancers are probably great fucks and able to milk your dick like milking the cow if the cow’s utter was baby carrot sized…..right.

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2022

05

May

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drops are one of the most fun games you should play if you are a girl with tits, I mean even if you’re a dude with tits, it’s a party trick you can pull out to get everyone involved in the titty drop, sometimes the best form of manipulating a girl to make her titties drop, is doing it yourself and challenging her, girls aren’t necessarily simple minded or easy to manipulate, since they are the ones doing most of the manipulating, but they are pretty easy to trick into doing things like showing her tits because deep in her soul…..she wants you to see her tits….it’s some animal brain shit.

If you’re not a social person, maybe scared of covid, maybe ugly trolls living in hiding, maybe agoraphobic because it is scary out there..maybe socially awkward with a stale cum stink….that girls are creeped out by….so instigating the titty drop is not in your cards…

You’ll be glad to know that there are a bunch of girls on the internet doing this challenge harder than changing their profile pic from UKRAINE to ABORTION….because deep down they all want you seeing their tits, and probably think they have the best tits, like they think they give the best head, cuz when giving head, they always get complimented, not realizing that every dude thinks any head is the best head at the time he’s getting head…it’s only when getting together with his TOXIC MASCULINE friends to discuss who gives the actual best head through a complex rating system similar to their FANTASY sports tracking….

POINT IS….SHOW ME THE TITTIES!

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2022

05

May

Gigi Hadid Lace Pants of the Day

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Gigi Hadid, who is responsible for Bella Hadid being a top model, has emerged from her obscurity after deciding to quit her bullshit model career that she definitely didn’t deserve, but like her sister, was bought and thanks to a fanbase pushed sales to the brands who paid her, so they were like “whatever, make her a top model, she makes us momey”….but yeah, she stepped away from it for her sister to move in, while she went and bred with a One Direction member who came in her at least once, only to split up recently…..and pull the same stunts all recently dumbed bitches do….gettin’ slutty.

So the young mom, who has been cummed in to fruition, now single, has decided to hit the scene with stripper gear, that’s probably high fashion stripper gear, but still stripper gear, and the fact stripper gear is trendy enough for high fashion to make super expensive versions of it is silly in itself, just buy the stripper gear trick.

Her look is that of a Russian sex worker, but not the kind you dream of from Back Pages or instagram, you know thee hot ones….more like one who was imported, turned out to be crazy, and was released into the wild of a new country, where she found cocaine and sugar daddies to cycle through, but not private jet Sugar Daddies…more the kind that take them to subway or who buys them 400 dollars of Victoria’s Secret to fuck them in.

I don’t find her hot, I do find her creepy, and damaged, and not even because I know her vagina is…..after birthing, they’re never the same….but because she looks rough as fuck to me but what do I know….I’m posting this for the stripper outfits.

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2022

05

May

Dua Lipa Bodysuit of the Day

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I think all celebrities are bullshit, I think anyone who has any views is a fucking puppet slave to the man, but I guess that could just be because as a talentless hack I have no views, and feel like other people who I consider talentless hacks should also have no views, so you know where I’m coming from when I call these people scams.

I don’t believe things go viral organically, I do think that the internet is easy to manipulate when you have some money, and sure, some people may have slipped through the system and made it on their own, but at a certain point they all sell out.

So DUA LIPA who claims to be a plus sized model from the UK….and ALBANIAN REFUGEE from thee 90s war in Bosnia…..just so happened to be a singer, so she launched a youtube like the millions of other girls out there…but her youtube was just that much more substantial that she got a lucrative record deal and now she’s a pop icon, every song viral, tons of money being made…it’s a little convenient.

The good news is that fake or contrived origin story, shitty music, trending lame ass popstar or not, Dua Lipa has titties and wears stripper looking outfits because society is cheap slutty trashy, because you make as much money being low quality and lazy, so why bother trying to do good.

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