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Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day

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2008

May

Lohan’s Got Some Cleavage of the Day

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I was talking to a hot girl while waiting in line at a Toy Store I went to to buy my friend who is having a baby a little gift. I was looking for lingerie and sex toys that come in pediatric sizes, but had no luck because I guess people aren’t into sexual gag gifts when newborns are involved. I guess that’s the same reason why my friend from the who claimed he was a pediatric gynecologist was always broke and out of work , I just thought it was his alcoholism and schizophrenia, but I think what it came down to was no market for his work.

Either way, I was talking to this hot girl about blow jobs while in line to pay for the gift I did end up getting, and the girl I am with gets all flustered and embarrassed and whispers in my ear how I am offending the girl in line in front of me and I decide to look at her and said something along the lines of how she shouldn’t be offended by blow job talk because based on her ass, I can only assume she’s had a bunch of kids and it takes a handful of fuckin’ blowjobs to lead to getting married and knocked up. She just told me I was sick and moved on.

I feel like Lohan’s done her fair share of dick sucking and wouldn’t judge me for talking about the shit because it’s the one thing she genuinely likes doing. Another thing she likes doing is showing off her big tits and I am a fan despite the whole herpes thing.

Posted in:Hot Tits|Lindsay Lohan

2008

May

Josie Maran in an Affordable Bikini of the Day

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I hate Josie Maran. I called her a slut for getting pregnant a while ago and some psycho fan hacked my email and pretty much could have taken down this site about 2.5 years ago. It was the day I realized how there are actually people out there who think that they are in relationships with girls they see on the screen and have intense emotional attachments to these girls because they have nothing else going on in their lives and figured that there was a market to try to piss these people off everyday, so that’s what I set out to do, I am just not very good at it.

But it all started with Josie Maran and her allowing a man to come inside her. Either way, this is her in a bikini and she’s actually not too bad to look at. I guess I partially understand why someone would want to bang her enough to name is rubber vagina he built after her because she’s bounced back from what she did to herself but then again, I am basing it on ghetto pictures taken for a ghetto bikini company that probably paid her ghetto dollars to do this but can probably afford a ghetto graphic designer to photoshop this shit, so I guess this and saying she looks good is about as relevant as posting pics as her career that she hasn’t quite fully made a comeback to despite remaining completely insignificant. I’ll stop now.

Posted in:Bikini|Josie Maran

2008

May

Holly Madison’s Tits are Hipsters in Her All Over Print T-Shirt of the Day

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The one thing that hip hop people, extreme sport people, street wear people and hipsters have in common is the all-over print hoody and now Playboy sluts can be added to the list of assholes who wear these stupid shirts. But they are a bit more interesting to look at because they have big fake tits and hard nipples and their all over print is some truck trailer slut emblem and not something lame like lightning bolts or whatever the fuck these kids are sporting….

I guess the other thing interesting about Playboy sluts who made it to the top and are fuckin’ Hefner is that they realize that they offer little more to the world than a set of tits and can make decent money from them so why the fuck not take what you can get. They look at gold-diggin the same way that an average person sees going to a technical school to get a skill that makes them employable and instead of paying for tuition, they spend their money on breast implants, tacky clothes and hair dye to manipulate their way to the top of the slut ladder staring at the bottom of the stripper pole and working their way up….

I guess I shouldn’t be so quick to judge, since I am sitting here in my underwear in my shitbox apartment, unskilled, uneducated and broke, because if I had a set of tits that weren’t as disgusting to look at as my man tits are, I’d be using them to make my life a little more comfortable too. I don’t know what the point of this post is but I do know that I spent the day drinking and that was pretty irresponsible of me so I’m trying to make it up to you here.

Posted in:Holly Madison|Nipples

2008

May

Pink in a Bikini Top of the Day

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So I was hanging out outside the Maternity store again, not because I thought it would be funny to call the girls walking in sluts as they passed me by, or even give them the eye that I knew what went on in the bedroom to get them into this mess to begin with, but I was there because my wife is fat in the uterus and I like trying to buy shit designed for pregnant girls to hammer the idea in her head that she’s gotta hit the fuckin’ treadmill. I wasn’t actually going to buy her anything because she doesn’t deserve gifts but there was a hot girl who walked in there who I thought needed to be followed in and that’s the line I used to get her to try shit on for me. When I asked when the baby was due, she told me she was there for her sister and thanked me for destroying her self esteem. We really hit it off as she told me to fuck herself and walked away.

That’s when this bull dyke working the cash came up and asked me to leave. I asked her what it was like being amongst all these pregnant chicks all day knowing that she will never have a baby because society doesn’t approve of her having a baby because she’s a lesbian and that’s when she told me that she wasn’t a lesbian but in fact a gay dude named Frank who designs all the clothes in the motherfuckin’ store and that’s the gender confusion I think Pink goes through everyday. You know when a couple of dudes invite her out to the beach to pick up girls cuz they think she’s one of them and she pulls off her t-shirt only to show them her bikini top, making them think she’s playing some kind of practical joke because she’s the one in the group whos a total fuckin’ jokester and they are forced to gang rape out of anger for the lie she fed them and when they find out she has a pussy like that Boys Don’t Cry movie, cuz nothing says I am straight like fuckin’ my homie when I find out my homie has a cunt.

Either way, here she is in a bikini top so take it in as some kind of warning because if she ever comes to your small town lookin’ for friends and beggin’ to jump in on your pickup basketball game or night out at the stripclubs she’s desperate for friends and comes to you, you won’t get caught up in the lie.

Posted in:Bikini|Pink

2008

May

From the Forum of the Day

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The forum is still killing it and when I asked a girl about it she said that unlike all other forums, the guys on it are actually nice to the girls. It’s funny that the site gets slated as a misogynist site that hates on and objectifies women, when in reality all I do is hate on an objectify sluts who are already objectifying themselves and I think that the 5 loyal dudes who are far more interesting than me who rock the forum prove that love can be found on DrunkenStepather.com.

Here’s the latest shit going on there:

——–Music———

Linkin Park – Best of
GO

Of Montreal – Aldhils Arboretum
GO

Tom Petty – Wildflowers
GO

Motley Crue – Shout at the Devil
GO

Blue October – Argue With A Tree
GO

Lita Ford – Greatest Hits Live
GO

Sheryl Crow – Wild Flower
GO

Angie Martinez – Animal House
GO

GTR – King Biscuit
GO

Life is…Too $hort
GO

Batman Begins Soundtrack
GO

Dubstep All Stars Vol.5
GO

Chuck Berry – Definitive Collection
GO

———Porn———

Christina Model Pics
GO

Christina Model Video
GO

Beautiful Tucus
GO

Alison Angel
GO

Random Nakedness
GO

Lovely Jubblies
GO

Hips and Thongs
GO

Random Greatness
GO

———Movies and TV Shows———

Super High Me
GO

The Real Hustle UK(tv show)
GO

———Pics———

Condum Truck…
GO

Hottest Legs (they lead to a great ass too)
GO

———E-books———

5 Factor Fitness
GO

America’s Most Wanted Recipes
GO

———Software———

A123 Mobile Ringtone Converter
GO

Starsky and Hutch
GO

Rubik’s Cube Challenge
GO

Eraser
GO

———Celebs———

Rumor Willis is Beautiful
GO

Posted in:Forum

2008

May

Lily Allen Birthday See Through of the Day

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So it’s Lily Allen’s birthday and she’s wearing some kind of see through dress when she should really be wearing some kind of Mascot Costume because at least that way bitch would look cute. I can only assume that she forgot to wear a bra because she’s so distraught that her baby will never see it’s first birthday because it’s living in a pair of bloody panties she just can’t seem to bring herself to throw out. I guess that’s the harsh reality of smoking and drinking’ while knocked up and a miscarriage is just the small price you have to pay for being an irresponsible joke of an expecting mother.

Either way, here are her nipples that her baby will never get to suckle on for food, because her baby never made it out of her rotten vagina and I’d like to think that he’s not the first one to feel the negative effect of her lady parts. In reality, I think every dude who’s ever fucked her can relate to that miscarriage because as soon as they were done with her and looked into her face and realized what they did, they wanted to die too.

Posted in:Lily Allen|Nipples

2008

May

Bai Ling’s Nipple on Crank That Soulja Boy of the Day

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Shit, I just posted that I don’t give a fuck about the Crank 2 movie that Amy Smart is in, but I had no idea that shit was as high profile of a film as it is, and now that I know that Bai Ling is also in it, I am going have to backtrack and say that there is no way I will miss this cinematic work of genius. The truth is that I missed the first Crank movie but based on historical movies, it must have been fuckin’ amazing to warrant a sequel.

Seeing Bai Ling’s nipple may be boring to some of you, because bitch has been in Playboy and it seems her tit falls out of her shirt every time she leaves her house but what you aren’t acknowledging is that she’s this enigma of a person. I have no idea where she’s from, what she does and it looks like she has no idea where she is or how she got there either but yet she always manages to be there and like most Chinese chicks looks like she’s 12 despite being in her 60s and having post pregnancy cow utter nipples. I guess none of that matters, but what does matter is that this bitch is Crankin’ That for Crank 2 and this could really be her breakout role and by breakout I mean the only one she’s been casted for.

Posted in:Bai Ling|Nipple

2008

May

Amy Smart’s Nipple and Ass on the Set of Her Shitty Movie of the Day

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I wish I card about seeing a nobody acturess in her booty short underwear and having her tit fall out of her shirt on the set of some shitty movie, but the truth is that I am not 14, my computer has access to tons of porn and for as little as 5 dollars a day, I can see stripper tit or convince local sluts to re-enact this shit for me in exchange for some booze. I don’t give a fuck about Amy Smart and she could be getting fucked up the ass and cum farting all over a dude’s face and I still wouldn’t give a fuck about Amy Smart, but you like her and that’s enough reason for me to post this.

Posted in:Amy Smart|Nipple

2008

May

Madonna Can’t Sing and Play Guitar of the Day

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Someone sent me this video of Madonna playing one of her shitty songs, but as someone who constantly re-invents herself she’s doing it with a guitar. I am not sure what happens about 1 minute 50 into the video but it seems like she either forgot the words or the back-up vocal track was off. I’d like to say that Madonna can’t multi-task and struggles with singing while playing, but I like to think that it’s actually a combination of not being able to sing and not being able to play the guitar and both are happening at the same time. It’s like the time I decided to tour old folks homes in North America as a dancing juggling mexican, I couldn’t do either but figured they’d be an easy crowd to please and the truth is that I was just doin’ it for the pussy. Yes….I have no idea what I am talking about.

Posted in:Madonna|Singing

2008

May

Miley Cyrus Spinning The Story of the Day

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I was talking to some girls the other night over a few too many drinks about the Miley Cyrus topless in Vanity Fair and I was arguing that shit wasn’t even a big deal, she had a sheet on and it looked like she was wearing a tube top. The girls were pretty aggressive about how she’s just a little girl and shouldn’t be seen in that light. I told them that her personal pics in her bra and shit were a lot more sexually charged than the Vanity Fair shit and they said that all 15 year old girls take slutty pics of themselves, it’s just part of growing up and it’s completely different that doing a sexual spread in a magazine, and I got to thinkin’ that those girls were probably right and I am just some one of the perverts who sees girls in erotic settings and think it’s normal because I am convinced that everyone’s a fuckin’ slut.

Either way, Disney is spinning their spin doctor wheels and trying to bring the Miley Cyrus image back to a wholesome one. Here are some Miley Pictures from yesterday, where she actually dressed like a 15 year old girl and hung out with Disney characters and signed autographs for “fans” Disney hired at a talent agency to make this photoshoot look more real and to make the public forget she’s a whore. What it does come down to is that she is just a little girl and you shouldn’t be talking about fuckin’ her, but as a double threat, she’s also a total fuckin’ slut and there is no way she hasn’t already sucked dick.

Either way, here are the lame Disney pics because I like watching the propaganda machine’s manipulative wheels in motion.

Posted in:Disney Spin|Miley Cyrus