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Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day

Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day

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Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day

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2008

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I passed out at 7 pm last night – I guess being a drunken idiot who sits all day takes it’s mother fuckin’ toll, so I’m posting yesterday’s links a little late, but the rule is that’s it’s never too late to have a good time. If you’re wondering why I passed the fuck out last night at 7 pm, I think it could be cancer.

Here are my links, I did them fast, but they are still life changing…

Mother Africa – Naomi Campbell is Looking Good
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Porn Stars in Lingerie Talk Video Games With Cliffy B
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Bump, Bump, Bump is the Name of this Shit..
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Alley Bagett is a Bikini Cowboy
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Keeley Hazell is Queen of the Boobs and is Not Going Away….
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Paris Hilton is a Whore, But Here She is Proving It…
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Slut Gillian Sluts Out in Sydney Harbor
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Some Porn Reviews
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Do a Front Flip and Pretend You’re One of Those Parkour Fags
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Some Chanelle Hayes Orgasm Action
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Live Webcam Sex Is Good Because You Can Tell Them How to Do It….
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Some Model Mom Tries to Live Out Her Model Whore Dreams
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Some Whipped Cream Bikinis
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Karolina Kurkova Photoshoot
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Find Girls to Fuck in Your Hometown….
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Kim Smith is Fine
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Whitney Houston’s Daughter Tried to Stab Her, and Then Girl Herself
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Richie Sambora Wants to Take His Trash to Television
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Gwyneth Paltrow is a Jumpsuit Like A Jailed WHore….
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Christina Aguilera’s Got Some Drunk Tits.
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Lennon’s KIller is Stalking Lohan
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More WWE Whore Porn
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Just Call Me The Assman
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Dennis Rodman Got Arrested
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Karine is a Blonde Hottie
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Football Babes
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Tree Fuck!
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Perfect Ass
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Angelina Jolie Did Heroin Cuz She’s Intense.
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Fun with Tasers
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Nicole Goes Mountain Climbing Naked!
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Row your boat with Lucy Wanderburgova Naked
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Marisa Miller, in Black and White
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Alcohol Fun!!
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Amateur Whoredom of the Day
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Felicia Taylor is Naked
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2008

May

Elisha Cuthbert is Wasted of the Day

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I am a drinker and I get drunk but for some reason I kinda hate drunk girls despite how slutty they get, just because trying to talk to them and manage their craziness becomes too much fuckin’ work, but the thing I like about drunk girls is that they let down their guard and usually are willing to jump on dick in some irrational horny lapse of judgment because the guard is down and they usually don’t use condoms because they are too drunk to be smart about their junk, making the girls you meet in bars usually a lot dirtier than the whores you meet on the street and here’s some Elisha Cuthbert walking out of somewhere totally wasted with some big guy who gives it to her and will probably have to deal with her puking all over his chest after going down on him because the room is spinning and the dick is hitting the back of her throat, but I guess that’s a small price to pay to have some d-list actress who hardly works up on your dick.

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2008

May

Christina Ricci’s Scary Face of the Day

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I don’t know what the fuck Christina Ricci is on, but it reminds me of the days I used to go to dirty raves because some asshole told me that girls on E were horny and it became a bit of a regular thing for me because I had no where else to go at 4 am when wasted. What they didn’t tell me was that these girls who were high on E looked like they were stars in some kind of horror movie and were too busy fidgeting, dancing, sweating and wearing disgustingly ratty clown clothes that I couldn’t take them seriously. I did manage to fuck a few raver chicks after promising to buy them candy despite how dirty I knew it would be because of the 12 hours of dancing in fur put their vaginas through but I am the kind of drunk guy who couldn’t turn down any pussy, especially not in the 90s before I was married because vagina at that time was a hot commodity. It always ended in disaster because they were usually totally fuckin’ insane and I’d manage to try to get the most sex out of them as possible, meaning I’d have to see them outside of the Rave setting and I remember seeing them in their weird raver clothes in broad daylight embarrassed me for doing what I had done….you know the whole purple fat pants with pacifiers around their necks and stuffed toys in hand, like they were fuckin’ 7 years old and it kinda freaked me out and made me hate myself more that I already did.

After I was done with them, I would ignore them and pretend I never met them because it was that raver shit just didn’t fly with me but after years of reflection, I realized that I didn’t disrespect them for being dirty sluts high on drugs but the truth was is that I couldn’t respect them because they had sex with me and that meant they had no standards or self esteem cuz I’d never have sex with anything that looks like me and it made it impossible for us to be friends despite having had shared that magical happy hardcore filled night together.

Either way, thanks Christina Ricci and your crackhead face for bringing back those great fuckin’ memories, you bitch.

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2008

May

Alicia Keys Has a Shitty Body of the Day

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A lot of people seem to love Alicia Keys. I always thought it was the girl can sing and that was the extent of it but it turns out that guys actually want to fuck her. Here she is wearing one of the tightest dresses I’ve ever seen her in and her tits look like man breasts, the kind of breasts you find on small breasted fat chick, which is a disorder I’ve never fully grasped because how can you be fat everywhere but your tits because tits are what fat chicks are good for, even if they are disgusting. I am not saying the Alicia Keys is fat though, she thick but has nothing on the fat chicks I’ve got with in my time except for maybe the fact that I don’t find her hot but would still fuck her because i like sex.

Posted in:Alicia Keys|Shitty Body

2008

May

Ellen Pompeo Hard Nipples With No Bra of the Day

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So I am watching Oprah, like I do everyday since I am pretty much a house wife and when the TV works, it’s the only channel I have. I may not have a vagina, but I do have a penis that works a lot like a vagina, a really rank smelling vagina. Either way, Oprah is about Sex in the City and Ugly Sarah Jessica Parker is on bragging about how the show has a committed male fan-base and as the camera scrolls over the audience, the 4 men they show are all wearing pink cowboy shirts and clapping their hands like drag queens with their lips pursed because they are gay. I feel like saying you have a strong male audience is a totally different thing that having a strong gay audience, not because fags aren’t men but because fags fuck men and have more in common with women in things they like doing. I guess Sarah Jessica Parker wouldn’t know since her husband is the biggest fucking queer – he’s all song and dance broadway Broderick so her perception of men is one of having a live in gay who help you pick out your dress, do your hair and make-up and talk to about boys while making you babies. I assume like a bad episode of WIll and Grace but I never watched that shit and I’ve never watched this Sex in the City trash because I think it gives girls a horrible role-model with ideas that being a slut is ok, denouncing their genetic need to have babies and be homemakers to focus on their career and feed their unhappiness with shopping, consumption and sex with randoms, when we all know a woman’s place isn’t in the work force unless that work force is in my house doin’ my motherfuckin’ dishes while giving me head.

Either way, here’s Ellen Pompeo not wearing a bra because shit is represents a patriarchal society and reduces women as sex symbols and they want liberation from that shit. What they don’t realize is that not wearing a bra is a hell of a lot more slutty, especially when your nipples are hard enough to pierce through 2 layers of t-shirts and I can pretty much visualize them naked, not because I want to, but because I have to. At least she counterbalances everything almost decent in these pictures by wearing those stupid fuckin’ pants that makes me feel like I am watching the Harlem Globetrotters or some shit.

As a side note, Kristen Davis just walked onto the set and I’ve already seen her big meaty pussy a month ago in her nude pics that were released and that I had to take off my site from her lawyers and it makes watching her talk more fun because all I see is her massive dark colored labia talking to me about being unhappy when she was 25 and it makes this garbage a little more tolerable.

Posted in:Bra|Ellen Pompeo|Nipples|See Through

2008

May

Jessica Alba’s Shitty Pregnancy See Through of the Day

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I am back and so is Jessica Alba at least that’s what people are saying about these see-through pictures of her. I don’t have the same horny, virgin vision as you, because when I look at this shit I don’t see any fuckin’ nipple, but then again I’ve spent the last 4 years staring at a computer so my eyes work about as well as my non-existant libido.

Despite bitch being knocked up, I know you’d still do her cuz you’re all about the banging a woman who is carrying because the circle of life is such a beautiful thing but not as beautiful as not being able to knock her up since someone’s already been there. It’s one of those get in, get the job done, get out and don’t hear back from the girl again, not that that would happen for you with psycho Alba who used her uterus to trap her boyfriend which is the reason why escort agencies should offer full service from pregnant whores so you can live out your fantasy.

Posted in:Jessica Alba|Nipples|See Through

2008

May

From the Forum of the Day

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I met a pretty influential guy last night who told me that he liked the Forum better than the site and uses it all the time to find good shit. So I am posting some of the highlights from the Forum for the day for you because apparently it’s better than me. I know that isn’t saying much but it should give you something to do while I am getting my rotting shitty mouth fixed by inexperienced dental students. Speaking of students, someone told me Canada changed the age of consent from 14 to 16 so I am going to have to phase out my default 14 is legal line and you’re going have to phase out jerking off to 14 year olds.

Here’s some action from the Forum:

————music—————-

Testament – The Formation Of Damnation
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Belly – This Hungry Life
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The Black Crowes – Shake Your Money Maker
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Eurythmics – Sweet Dreams
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Belly King
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Of Montreal – Cherry Peel
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Roni Size – In the Mode
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Jane’s Addiction’s Bass player has a band
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Steppenwolf The Millenium Collection
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Ja Rule – Exodus
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MASE – Harlem World
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Michael Buble – Call Me Irresponsible
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Whitesnake – Slide it in
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Autechre – Amber
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John Coltrane – Blue Train
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W.A.S.P
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Loreena McKennitt – An Ancient Muse
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XOXO Leah
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Leah
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Young and Top Heavy
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Young With Huge Tits
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Asssss
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Bush
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A sex Swing that You Would Probably Like
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———-pics————

Elisha Cuthbert
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————-e-books————-

BJ Penn – Mixed Martial Arts Book of Knowledge
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Betty Crocker Stews and Chilies Cookbook
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————-video———–

Mixed Martial Arts instructional Videos
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Titties and Beer
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———–Software————-

CLONE DVD – The Best DVD copy software
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Total Training CS3
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Commandos Behind Enemy Lines
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———–sex talk————

This Girlfriend’s Boyfriend is Ignoring Her
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Posted in:Forum

2008

May

Halle Berry’s Creepy Stalker Cleavage Pictures of the Day

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I am going to the dentist today, but not just any dentist. The student dentist because it is free and a lot more risky than going to an actual dentist and I am all about risk. That’s why I always tried to get hookers to go bareback but they never feel for it, which is kinda weird considering I am the one who should have been concerned about where their pussies have been and not the other way around….

Speaking of bareback sex, here’s Halle Berry’s big pregnant lady tits taken from some creepy paparazzi photographer who likes climbing trees to get his shot because it reminds him of his previous career which wasn’t really a career but more of a hobby he spend as much time as a full time job on before the police intervened and that was stalking his ex girlfriend.

Either way, seeing virgins get excited over pregnant tits is weird to me, because of the whole process of being pregnant and having a ruined body, but I figured I’d post them anyway, since I am in a rush.

Posted in:Halle Berry|Tits

2008

May

Jennifer Tilly’s Big Dumpy Tits of the Day

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Jennifer Tilly Big Tits Cleavage

Jennifer Tilly’s got big tits but the kind of big tits that aren’t spectacular enough for you to ignore that she doesn’t have it going on. I am all for girls who have shit to offer physically, going out of their way to make themselves feel attractive by showing off their fat tits, but that’s just because I like lookin’ at tits busting out of the dress and have the ability to focus on the good and not on the bad. I am not as good at it as my friend who always fucks the nastiest looking sluts and when I ask him why, his answer is always that she had tits “like this”. Maybe I am not man enough to put my penis through hell just to stare at a nasty bitches tits while I fuck her, and prefer just getting her to show them to me in the bar by giving her a little attention and asking politely. Lonely ugly girls always fall for it.

Posted in:Jennifer Tilly|Tits

2008

May

Pink Joggin in the Same Outfit She Wore Last Week of the Day

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I had a very short lived altercation with a homo a couple of nights ago. He was the kind of homo who was flaming, who was borderline a chick and who was ridiculous and unnecessarily catty. He was making obnoxious, rude and hurtful comments to passer-bys and I decided to step in a put him in the place because it was annoying me. It was clear that no one has put him in his place since he was molested at 13 when his uncle went a little too far one night after drinking too much, throwing the fag into some sort of scared, violated and silent phase a broken down molested kid goes through and his family didn’t bother doing anything about it because they liked that his annoying 13 year old brat mouth was shut the fuck up. Either way, time heals, and he found his obnoxious voice but a little more bitter because of the damage of his uncle forcing himself on him but has forgotten what it’s like to be a scared, violated, broken down.

I basically told him that if he didn’t shut up I would kill him and repeated it a few times and it made me think that gender lines are blurred now and if I actually beat up a little homo who identifies with 14 year old girls more than he does with the rest of society, who weighs 110 lbs because he’s jacked on coke and likes the way he looks in size 25 jeans, it would be like beating up a chick and I’ve been raised to think that is wrong. I guess anytime my wife pisses me off I should just go Gay Bash but then again there are a lot of Lesbians who are stronger and tougher than me, so maybe I’ll just start fights with them on purpose by randomly punching them in the face to end up wrestling on the floor like I was 15 and it was the only way I could get girls to give me boners.

Either way, here’s tough Pink training on the beach in the same outfit she wore last week and her nipples are hard so I figured you’d like that.