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2008

01

May

Mandy Moore’s Dumpy Ass Gets Her Dry Cleaning of the Day

mandy moore ass

I am still drunk from last night and I’m lookin’ at these pictures and all I’m seeing is some pudgy faced slut, who slammed DJ AM for a while, who has probably been working out a little because she’s got the confidence to wear tight pants, but then again, she could just be wrongfully showing off her ass because of all the positive feedback she constantly gets from a group of very well paid assistants who are there to tell her how great she is and from her fans because she’s one of those girls who has a whole lot of obsessive compulsive virgins collectors who think she’s the chosen one.

Truth is, it looks pretty ok to me, but then again I am still drunk and haven’t had sex in a really long fuckin’ time, so I am equally attracted to plastic bag of dry cleaning she’s carrying, but that’s just because I have a thing for dresses that can’t be machine washed or get wet. They are just so high maintenance and classy and remind me of my wife. Not because she’s high maintenance or classy, but because she’s too big for the bathtub and has to wash herself in the winter using this powder, in the summer we just hose the bitch down.

Either way, here’s Mandy Moore’s ass in tight pants.

Posted in:Ass|Mandy Moore

2008

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So some Puerto Rican chick added me to facebook and starts chatting me up on the new Facebook chat shit. I decided that since I had nothing to say and since I normally ask for nudes when I have nothing to say and girls get turned off, that I’d try something new. So I tell her that the big secret behind my site is that I am actually a lesbian and that I think she’s worth hooking up with. She believed me because I guess she doesn’t read my site and then I got her to open up to me about hooking up with girls, about masturbating about what turns her on and then I try convincing her to send me some nudes so we can compare bodies. She doesn’t fall for it. It’s things like this that may not seem like a big deal…but entertain me.

Here are some more things that entertain me and they are in the form of links….many fucking links…..


Winehouse Doens’t Look That Bad When She Showers, And By Not Look That Bad, I Mean She Doesn’t Look Like My Dirty Underwear
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Meet the Girls of Howard Sterns Bowling Beautys
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Kelly Brook is Single and On the Prowl
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Katie Holmes is Being Held Prisoner
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A.J alexander Gallery
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O-Face or The Hills Face?
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Make Your Own Ghost Video
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Leighton Meester Slut Photoshoot
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Pam Anderson Shitty Upskirt
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Girls of Club Planet – Carmen Zavala
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Find Girls to Fuck
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Web Came Sex is Better Than No Sex
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Babies Love Boobs and So Do I
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Krystal is a Sexy Nerd, Which is an Oxymoron, I Know
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Video of Megan Fox’s FHM Shoot
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The Lovely Jennifer Hawkins in Her Lingerie
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Joe Simpson to Pimp His Daughter Once Again
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David Blaine Can Hold His Breath For a Long Time
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Nicole Richie Lost Her Pregnant Tits
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Pam Anderson is a Big Ball of Class at the White House
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Big Boned Amature
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Some Raven Riley Action
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Some WWE Slut is Some Girl on Girl Porn
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Tight, Tight, Ass
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Jiggle It….Slut…..
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Use This to Find Sex
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Rumer Willis Loves Photoshop and is One of People’s Sexiest…Why?
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If Drugs Were Legal…
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The Lovely Lena Slut…
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The Best Porn on the Net
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Coleen Mcloughlin Bikini Pictures
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Hilary Duff on All Fours
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Billy Bob Thorton’s 14 Year Old Son is Dating a 22 Year Old. Way to Go, Peter Pan!!
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Kitties Love the Titties
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Veronika Zemanova’s Still Hot
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Joe Francis is a Business Man Who Create Whores….
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Some Reality TV Star’s Porno Past
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Outtakes From the Hottest Chicks in Metal Photoshoot
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Some Hot Beach Volleyball Bikini Moments
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The Girls in the Argentina Version Dancing WIth the Stars are Hot Sluts in Thongs
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Some Bollywood Chick Named Anu Aggarwal Naked in Some Movie
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The Hottest Flavored Lollipop My Wife’s Been Begging for
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Emo Chick With Her Shirt Off
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Some Chick in Underwear
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Big Breasted Asian With Her Shirt Off
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MY HOME CLIP AMATEUR TEEN DRUNK ACTION:

Some Drunk Girls Acting Like Sluts Gallery
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More Drunk Girls Slutting Out Gallery
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Some Girls Acting Crazy In Their Underwear and Topless
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

30

Apr

Amy Winehouse Buys Some Dude a Burger of the Day

Someone sent me this video the other day of Amy Winehouse getting drive thru. I think she offers to buy him a cheeseburger but I lost interest in watching this shit when I saw her kissing people with food in her mouth and felt like throwing the fuck up. I don’t find Amy Winehouse as disgusting as everyone else, she’s skinny, she’s talented but she’s got some disgusting hygiene issues and a mouth that scares me and that throws off her potential horse-headed hotness. The dreams of coming home and being greeted by this kind of monster don’t really exist for me, but a life with her would be a lot more fun than the life I currently live, even if it would be substantially shorter because I’d probably die of an overdose trying to keep up with this garbage can, because I’d probably have to be really fuckin’ high to get past the smell of rotting meat pouring out of her orifices….a smell I am not unused to, but one I try not to expose myself to nevertheless.

Either way, here she is answering her door in her bra because she’s pretty fucking amazing.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Ghetto|Sexy

2008

30

Apr

Mary Kate In A See Through Shirt of the Day

I dated a girl many years ago and we were pretty much living together. We went through the honeymoon phase where we’d fuck all the time, which always amazed and disgusted me that a girl could get that horny for me, but rode it out happily anyway. About 4 or 5 months into the relationship we both started doing drugs pretty heavily and kinda lost track of fucking each other and instead got fucked together. It was good time and we got along pretty good. About 3 months after the whole drug binge started she comes up to me and tells me that she’s pregnant. Without doing the math, I accept it and together we clean up our acts to bring this fucker into the world. I get a job, she quits drinking, smoking and using and then one day about 6 months into the pregnancy, I tell her that I don’t entirely understand how she’s pregnant considering before she told me about the pregnancy we hadn’t fucked in over 4 months and were too busy getting high. That’s when she told me that she had been fuckin’ some other married dude and since I was her boyfriend felt we were in it together. Either way, I went back to the bottle because I was pretty fuckin’ devasted and needed to feel numb again, I dumped her ass despite retardness by not doing the timeline but we still lived together. She went out one night and used hard and the next day I woke up to her screaming in the other room and she was there with a still born baby in the bed hysterical. It was pretty fuckin’ traumatic and if you’re wondering why I am telling you this story, it’s because the baby’s facial expression looked exactly like this Olsen in her see through shirt and it is kinda freaking me the fuck out.

Posted in:Mary-Kate|See Through

2008

30

Apr

From the Forum of the Day

So a deaf dude messages me yesterday telling me he likes my site and I realized that I’ve never made fun of deaf people or told any of my awkward deaf person moments, so I’ll start with this dude who messaged me yesterday. I am socially awkward and when someone messages me when I have nothing to say I just ask for nudes of their girlfriends because I know every dude has nude pics of someone they either fuck around with, married or talk to online and I feel it is my right to get to see all those pictures.

Either way, he told me that he does have pictures of this girl but they have nothing on the night he got paid 400 dollars to shit on a naked lawyer’s chest in a hotel room. Now I don’t know how true that is, but whatever it did got the dude to keep asking me to describe my dick and that’s when I realized that deaf people are gay.

I guess when you can’t hear your wife complain about evrything, you know whining about their headaches, or how tired they are or about how you don’t tell them how pretty they are because you constantly tell them over and over how fat they are and it’s a lot meaner when they can actually make out what you are saying than the grunts of a deaf man….it’s a lot easier to rape them.

Here’s some more interesting shit going on in the forum because I will be the first to admit that I suck today harder than I suck every other day…


————music—————-

Pre-Release Opeth – Watershed
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Testament – Formation Of Damnation
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Goodie Mob – Still Standing
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John Lennon – Walls And Bridges
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Gravity Kills
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P. Diddy – Press Play
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Paul McCartney & Wings – Band on the Run
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Cee-Lo Green and His Perfect Imperfections
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Dinah Washington – Sings the Blues
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TLC – Fanmail
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———–Comedy Albums——————-

Chris Rock – Born Suspect
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Lewis Black – Rules Of Enragement
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Denis Leary Lock N Load
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———-porn————–

Big ASSSS
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Random Nude Chicks
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———-pics————

Open or Closed?
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————-e-books————-

Photoshop Restoration Retouching
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————-video———–

The Accidental Husband
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———–Software————-

NBA Live 2008
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Style XP
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Acrobat Pro 8.1
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Hot Wheels – Beat That!
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Simpsons Hit and RUn
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Posted in:Forum

2008

30

Apr

Fearne Cotton Has a Weak Upskirt for the Environment of the Day

Here’s some Earth Kicking Lesbian in her billy boots, because the Earth Kick’s Ass and she’s ready to take out polluters and people who don’t recycle and haven’t gone Green like the rest of the bandwagon riders. Her name is Fearne Cotton, you’ve probably never heard of her, but she hosts Top of the Pops in the UK a country that you probably couldn’t identify on a map because it is a proven fact that Americans don’t understand maps.

Either way, whatever this promo shoot is for, the message isn’t getting to me because I am too busy trying to see if she’s got a Earth Kicking Lesbian bush under her skirt or maybe I’ll be able to make out the definition of her menstrual cup but what I guess it comes down to is that she’s trying to manipulate us to her cause by using her pussy. That slut.

Her shit may not inspire me to conserve energy, recycle but I will shit in a bucket and use newspaper to wipe my ass to conserve water and trees, but that’s just because I am weird and not because I want to save the world like some self-righteous celebrity who think she’s a super hero that thinks she is important enough to have and use her voice for good because the people…her fans… will listen to her and that’s just another reason why I don’t think the world’s worth saving and I am kinda excited to see if real natural disasters are like they are in WIll Smith movies….

Either way, as long a chick is flashing for her cause, not matter how lame the flash or the cause is, I’m willing to give her a couple minutes of time to give me her pitch because it’s a nice change from those other activists who are all man haters and left their vagina and sexuality behind when they took on this new lifestyle that demands change….

Posted in:Fearne Cotton|Weak Upskirt

2008

30

Apr

Amy Smart is Almost Topless on a Movie Set of the Day

This nipple tape bullshit reminds me of every hipster event I’ve accidentally walked into where girls think it’s not very lesbionic to put electrical tape on their nipples as they wear their mesh shirts. I don’t really fully understand that shit and I don’t really understand how this dude’s job consists of putting tape on a half-famous bitches tits, but it reminds me of the bus boy at the strip club who has to get on stage and shift change to disinfect the shit, only probably less hazardous.

I had this idea of going to the toy store the other day because I figured it would be a good place to be inappropriate. I walked around lookin’ for new mothers to harrass. The best I pulled off yesterday was taking one of those new born baby dolls and going up to the mom and asking her some trivial bullshit question that I knew would have an long drawn out response because new mom’s love talking about themselves as they hang out in their home in their post-partem depression while their husbands stay at at work late banging new pussy. Anyway, as this unsuspecting mom started going off on her rant about formula babies versus breast fed babies I slowly started undressing the doll and touching it inappropriately until she cut the conversation short, didn’t know whether to tell me off, call the authorities or just deal with her own awkwardness and it was funny.

Now I don’t approve of pedophiles and I think it’s some serious sick shit, but I do approve of making people feel ridiculous awkward in seemingly innocent places for a good time using a doll as a prop. I guess I consider creeping out a toy store an accomplishment an accomplishment Amy Smart probably felt when she landed a job that only had one half-assed taped up tit sex scene in it….because covering her nipples seems to be what she’s typecast for. It doesn’t matter – just look at the pics.

Some Tagged Pics Thanks To The Nice People at the Paparazzi Agencies…..Because They Want You To Know Who Owns These Pictures…Kinda Like The Time My Friend Gave Some Slut Herpes So She Would Never Forget Him…Only Not Quite as Nice of a Gesture….

Posted in:Amy Smart|Topless

2008

30

Apr

Brie Larson, Former Child Star Does Internet Viral Video of the Day

Here is a child star named Brie Larson, who could have been Miley Cyrus or Megan Fox but is instead starring in internet viral videos in her panties. It’s one of those one step closer to porn moments on her slow fall into the gutter while trying to cling on to the little amount of fame she got before her 18th birthday and now at 18 is ready to take shit up a notch to get noticed amongst the clutter of other 18 year old hot chicks trying to be famous so that she doesn’t have to go that last step and put a penis in her mouth on camera to get that feeling of fame she’s addicted to and has only had a taste of.

The truth is that I don’t realize how big the internet actually is. I just write this shitty shit I’ve been doing for years while the internet is becoming like cable TV all around me as mainstream media is trying to figure out how to tap into this place, but no matter how mainstream the internet gets, it will always be the place for loser virgins to congregate with like-minded loser virgins. So maybe I underestimate doing online viral’s because I think the internet isn’t a place of opportunity but a place for sexually confused outcast predators but that’s just because I am convinced the internet is just a phase that is not going to stay and because I’m keeping shit real 1996 style and haven’t had the success of bands got signed cuz of myspace, or a handful of writers who made movies about teenage pregnancy because of blogs, or how a handful of sluts got more famous than they actually should be like Tila Tequila, Perez Hilton and Paris Hilton, but I have asked a lot of girls for nude pictures.

Either way, here’s a viral and I normally hate staged viral shit about a girl who gets hired to babysit some mid-20 year old and it’s got a decent joke I can appreciate at the end so check it out.

Here are the screencaps of her in her panties….

Posted in:Brie Larson|Panties

2008

30

Apr

Paula Abdul Is A Nut Case of the Day

I was lucky enough to watch American Idol last night and it was pretty legendary. The show was broken down into 2 songs to be sung by each asshole trying to be famous and the judges did commentary half way through which means after 1 song and at the end after they sang both songs. When the commenting time came around the first time, that is after the first round of songs, Paula commented on both songs when the assholes who are trying to be famous only sang one song each.

This explanation is already confusing me, this video works about half the time, see it for yourself, because this is a whole lot of crazy. I am thinking the chances of Paula Abdul being a useless drunk is a lot more likely than her being a fucking bitch who can see into the future. I have come across the show every once in a while and Paula can barely formulate a sentence and now she can’t even figure out what’s going on in front of her. It obvious that her shitty positive words she leaves this singers with is written contrived bullshit and that she’s trying to read off a script that won’t stop moving on the paper because of the mix of meds and booze.

She is a fucking mess and I don’t understand why she is on TV. It’s embarrassing and I have better motor skills than this bitch, in fact I do everything better drunk than sober and even wrote a letter to my mayor about how I should be allowed to drink and drive with some kind of pardon because when I am sober I am too fucking shaky to hold the fuckin’ steering wheel straight and I am way more at risk of killing someone, they never answered me and it’s not a big deal cuz I don’t have a car or a valid license, I just had a lot of time on my hand to write a stupid letter.

Either way, here’s Paula crazy and I am running off 3 hours a sleep so this is going to be a fun day but not as fun the day I spent watching girls suntan in the park because it’s the closest thing to a beach I can find around this shitbox of a city.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I could tell you a long drawn out story about how I went to a BMW dealership to fuck with the car salesman by telling him I was an internet millionaire and showed up wearing a pair of stained, ripped jeans in two mismatched shoes and a shirt covered in brown stains that I am convinced are from my wife wiping her ass with it because she’s lazy and in all fairness it was white before she got her hands on it so it’s an honest mistake….but I’d be lying…about the BMW part…

Here are my links and if you’re wondering the above pic is of a reader’s wife in the kitchen with her pants off….everyone thank him for sharing.


Haylie Duff Should Put a Paper Bag Over Her Freaky Horse Head and Let me Bang Her Cuz I am Lonely…Hold Me….
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Her Name is Chilina and Here is Her Gallery and Video
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The New Batman Trailer…Where Heath Ledger Has a Drug Overdose…
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Keeley Hazell is the Queen of Boobs…At Least That’s This Link is Called
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Kim Walsh Side Boob Action
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THE HOTTEST WOMEN OF MEXICO
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Some Montreal Party Sluts in Action…See If You Can Spot Me in These Pics…DrunkenStepfather Version of Where’s Waldo….
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Car Shows Are Stupid, But At Least There’s Sluts to Make It Interesting
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Make a Finger Print and Fool a Security System
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Watch Web Cam Whores
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Cheerleader Daydream
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Use This To Find Sex, Because Sex is Fun
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Ready For Bed
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Mila Kunis Cover Shoot Video Because She’s One of My Favorites Right Now…
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Kristen Cavallari is Looking Good Enough to Fuck
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Pam Anderson Is Offically Now Allowed to Spread Her Hep C Across the Nation
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Gary Dourdan Knows How to Party!!
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Emily Rossum Looks Inoocent and Bangable
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Some Hot Britney Spears Action
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Amateur Shots of the Day
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The Greatest Kid Ever
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I’m Not Sure Where Hungry Is, But This Chick Is From There and She is Naked
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Some Old Hilary Duff Upskirt
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Some Bikini Wrestling
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Use this to Find Girls to Fuck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Crack Whore Clit Pierce
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The Hills Sluts Are in Rolling Stone
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Pure Class
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Rinaldo in a Tranny Hooker Scandal
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A Gallery of Hot Asses
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me….Which Isn’t Saying Much….
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Topless Talk Show Video
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Cat Deeley is a Slut
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Aria Giovanni Polka Dots
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Tom Cruise Banged Cher, Which Isn’t Surprising Since She is a Man and the Gay Icon…Kinda Like a Christina Getting the Chance to Fuck Jesus
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And Now, Some More Keeley Hazel
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Megan Fox Underpants
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Mischa Barton Looks Good for Once
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Some Celeb Sluts do Some Bikini Photoshoot
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Some Hot Chick Flashing in Some Staged But Hot Pics
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Some People Call Me Creepy, But I’ve Never Made My Own Dildo Cam..But You Can…With This Guide….Weirdo
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Top 10 Celebrity Drug Moments….
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Some Not Safe For Work Brazilian Travel CompanyAd Offers Good Times….
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SOME MORE SLUTS……..

Some Naked 18 Year Old Chick Named Valery in the Bathroom
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Some Hot Drunk Sluts Naked and Crazy Gallery
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