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Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day

Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day

Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2008

Apr

Kim Kardashian Gets in a Fight With Her Sister of the Day

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So Kim Kardashian’s sister’s a jealous of her because she’s had a sex tape that made her 5,000,000 dollars and now she can afford to get a Bentley, while they haven’t had any high profile sex tapes released that made them 5,000,000 dollars to afford a Bentley of their own. Watching these spoiled cunts fight about something so fuckin’ obnoxious like a 250,000 dollar car while the rest of the world is struggling to pay our fuckin’ bills. Now I am not jealous about other people’s success even if I know the cunt is fat and useless to the world, because that’s not entirely their fault and more your fault for supporting her career enough to get her in this position to begin with and that’s just another reason why I hate you.

I guess the highlight of the video is when Kim throws a spoiled brat fit and punches at her monster-sized sister, unfortunately her sister didn’t react the way I wanted her too, which would leave Kim an invalid because I think that would be one step closer to the improvement of society, but I guess Kim is her boss and she has to keep it cool to not get fired from Kim’s show, but at least there is a lesson in this video and that is that we can’t always get what we want. I guess these useless trials and tribulations of a useless person is what you all want to see because you want to fuck her and I will never fully understand that but I will take pleasure in watching her get fatter and fatter as she sits on her ass ordering drive thru in her new car emotionally eating herself to death because she’ll find out material goods don’t bring her happiness because she’ll always just be a second rate Paris Hilton and that’s depressing enough for anyone to want to kill themselves.

Here is Kim Kardashian at some beach, not in a bikini, but in a Fat Chick Bikini because she realizes no one wants to see that shit and it’s better if she keeps what those late night ice cream cones did to her…to herself.

Posted in:Fight|Kim Kardashian

2008

Apr

Hulk Hogan Rubbing Lotion on Brooke Hogan of the Day

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These pictures are some awkward fuckin’ pictures of Brooke Hogan being rubbed down by her dad and not of her dad’s new girlfriend who looks like an older version of Brooke Hogan and a younger version of his wife. It’s been joked that he is dating an older version of his daughter because he has some kind of sick incestuous fantasy he’s got, like the first porn I saw called “Sharon” that was an incest porn from the 70s where the dad said classic lines like “this is the shit that made you going back in you” and “you sure didn’t learn how to suck dick from your mother” or “I’m going to come in your ass cuz I don’t want no bastard babies running around the house” but to be fair to Hulk, he’s a piece of trash and this is what pieces of trash pussy looks like.

I think he’s just knows how to tan properly and it’s his kind of right of passage to his daughter, you know showing her the right way to get ‘er done before he dies. It’s like seeing a butcher teach his kid how to cut meat or a farmer teaching his kid how to tend the fields, in some kind of passing the torch over to the next generation and its not sexual like the time he jerked off to watching her changing from the crack in her door or the time he accidentally walked in on her in the shower, despite having 4 other bathrooms in the house, or the time he took her virginity so she’d know how to do it proper. Maybe it’s some in love with yourself shit, where fucking something you made isn’t wrong, it’s masturbation but no matter what this genetic sexual attraction shit is, it makes me uncomfortable.

It’s a lot like the time I saw a kid rubbing his mom down with lotion at some public pool – Watch It

UPDATE – MORE PICS FROM THE INCESTUOUS EVENT

Posted in:Bikini|Brooke Hogan|Hulk Hogan|Lotion

2008

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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So some girl asked to be my intern today and I don’t really know what I do let alone coming up for things for her to do. My first thought was to have her write the site for me – while I drank cocktails and got lap dances all day, but realized I can’t afford that, so instead I asked her for nude pics. She no longer wants to be my intern and I guess I don’t really want a boring girl who doesn’t get naked to be my intern, so it all worked out in the end.

Here are my links:

Some Quake Projectile Dysfunction Joke for the Video Game Geeks
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Mike Rowe Gets Caught Being Dirty in a Motel
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These Pics of Miley Cyrus and Her Dad Are Really Fucking Creepy
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Liz Hurley Excellent Cleavage
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Pam Anderson Looks Pregnant Even Though Her Ute is Dried Up
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Lacy Turner Panty Hose Upskirt
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Foreign Hot Tub Wrestling
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These New York Club Sluts Won’t Talk to You Either
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Build a 10$ Wifi Antenna and Mooch of Your Neighbors
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Keeley Hazell’s New Slutty Music Video
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The Future of Miley Cyrus
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Some Fake Miley Cyrus Tit Pic
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The Guys From Zoo York Did Some Funny Shit with Roaches, So Here It Is
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Fantasy Outfits, Because Make Believe is Better Than Your Life
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Use This to Get Sex, Because I Know You Are Too Much of a Pussy to Ask For Help
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Web Cam Excitement, Because Virtual Pussy is Better Than None At All
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Some Pics of Denise Richarsds Whoring It Up
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Halle Berry is Lookin Busty After Ruining Her Vagina with That Baby
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Some Slut Promotes Environmentalism With Her Tits
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Who Would Win in a Fight Between Heidi Klum and Iman
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Class. Elegance. Sophistication
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Find Girls to Fuck NOW!
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I Want to Bang Minka Kelly and You Should To
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Anna Faris Lookin Good At Some Event They Don’t Let People Like Me Into
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Amateur Shots of the Day
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A Bunch of Celebrity Sluts at Coachella
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Robyn Hangs Out in Some Black Latex
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Some Golden State Warrior Girl’s Slutty Video and Ass
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Some Tila Tequila Look-a-like Gets Fucked by a Strap On
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Some Hot Chick Freaking the Fuck Out Cause She Hates Reptiles
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When All Else Fails…There’s Always Porn Sluts…
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Asian Hobo Sex
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People Never Learn, I Swear to God
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Kimbo Stewart Short Dress at Coachella This Weekend
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Jordan is Ugly and So is Her STD
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A Good Mac/PC Spoof That Has a Hot Slut Instead of Boring Dudes
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Mindy Vega Pretends to Be a Lifeguard
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The Bimbo Bride
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Check The Rest of the Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair Shoot. I Think The One With Her Dad is the Craziest
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Carmen Electra is Engaged
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Some Christian Rock Concert Chaos Because Even God Hates Shitty Music
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5 Questions With Some University Hottie
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Top 10 Boob Massage Videos
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Some Ridiculous Booty Shake VIdeo
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This Girl Will Fuck You For Net Neutrality
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The Girlicious Music Video Is As Shitty As Their Band
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Some Crazy Booty Shake Video
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Some Girls Showing Off Their Asses
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Her Name is Carina and She’s Naked on a Boat
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A Young Blond Girl Named Kimberly in Some Photoshoot
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Rhianna Rocks a Bikini
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Angie Everhart is a Drunk Driving Cougar
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You Know All Those People Who Think Religious People Are Freaks?
Well They are all 100% Fucking Right.
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Now THAT’s a Drive By
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Paris Hilton Talks About Herself
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Singapore Airlines Cabins Are Nicer Than My Apartment
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl in a Sheer Top
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Some Big Breasted Blond Chick
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Some Chick in Stripper Gear
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Wheel Chair Fetish
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2008

Apr

Sarah Silverman at the 19th Annual GLAAD Media Awards of the Day

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I wasn’t too surprised to see these pictures of Sarah Silverman at the Gay Awards, but I was expecting Kimmel to be there too, because you’d have to be gay to stick your dick into this bitch, but then again I guess what he does isn’t really considered media, it’s more of a late night informercial than a talk show. He probably pays ABC to give him that time slot because there’s no way they’re paying for his shit. He’s just another Ron Popeil, only difference is that Popeil has more talent, which isn’t saying much but it’s saying something.

Posted in:Gay|Sarah Silverman

2008

Apr

Miley Cyrus Topless in Vanity Fair Scandal of the Day

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So Annie Leibovitz is a pedophile and takes sexually suggestive pictures of 15 year old girls for the sake of art, the same excuse every other pedophile uses, but the good news is that Annie Leibovitz is one of those pedophile’s society accepts and awards because their creative vision has nothing to do with their sexual disorders and dysfunctions, like Roman Polansky who is an Academy Award winning pedophile.

At least that what the Spin Doctors (not the band), over at Disney are saying by making the world think MIley was manipulated into getting topless. I guess they don’t want to look like the pedophiles that they are, you know luring little kids to sit on the laps of cartoon like mascots in a amusement park designed to be a magical place for kids while producing brain washing movies and TV shows that have sexual subliminal messages that little kids get addicted to while pretty much owning the girls who star in said shows by paying them insane amounts of money to keep their mouths shut about the seedy shit that goes on behind the scenes. You know the whole use the tool to reach the youth and money make while telling them that a whole lot of girls would kill to be in their position so if they know what’s good for them stick this in your mouth and be sure to stick your finger in my ass while doing that, sweetie, but don’t tell anyone cuz I’ll ruin you, bullshit. Money, Fame, Disney and Vanity Fair are all equally fucked up, but what it all comes down to is Miley Cyrus is a total fuckin’ slut, 15 or not and she probably demanded to be shot topless, and now they are just passing the blame cuz Disney is a wholesome money making machine that made something like a billion dollars off this show and getting any bad press or losing any loyal fans over this will make reaching next year’s billion dollar objective harder and this topless shit doesn’t represent wholesome or some Christian Conservative bullshit that is all part of what makes the USA a total fucking lie. You know the whole we’re so good and wholesome on the surface, meanwhile so corrupt behind the scenes as we’re pumping blow and dicks into our 15 year old actors. We’re the fuckin’ Magical Kingdom fun for the whole family.

I guess I am just pissed because every time I lure 15 year olds into my photo studio I have to make them promise no to tell anyone about the topless pictures that I have to keep locked away in a safe. I am just kidding, I don’t have topless pictures of my 15 year old stepdaughter or any 15 year old, despite popular belief based on the name of the site by people who judge books by their covers, I am not into young girls, I prefer sex addicted 30 year old sluts to experimenting teens. The only thing I say that could be confused for liking young girls is that I wish I was 15 this generation, just because when I was 15 I was getting shit pussy cuz all the hot pussy was too prude to lick my asshole at teenage parties, and the only reason I know this shit is cuz of an Oprah episode, so she’s the real smut peddler.

The truth is that I just watched that Ellen Page movie called Hard Candy where she plays a 14 year old boy and cuts off some internet predator photographer pedophile’s dick last night after finding his kiddie porn stashed away in a safe. I would have thought she’d just be happy someone was giving her some attention, but no she has to go out and cut dicks, I heard she wrote that part in for herself because she’s a penis hating lesbian.

The funniest thing about the whole thing is that she’s not even topless, she’s just fuckin’ ugly. They are making a big deal out of nothing by focusing their energy on the wrong fucking issue and should be spending their time trying to get her some cosmetic dental surgery.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Topless

2008

Apr

Julia Louis Dreyfus Leaves a Beauty Salon of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Julia Louis Dreyfus leaving a beauty salon. Bitch needs more of a miracle worker than a hairstylist to make her look worth fucking. These pictures would make more sense if the Beauty Salon changed their name to Scamming Old Fat Cunts into Paying a Ton of Money in Hopes of Lookin’ good enough for cock and she knows it, that’s why she carries her kid around with her like some kind of trophy that tells the world that someone’s actually came inside her about ten years ago at least once.

Posted in:Beauty Salon|Julia Louis Dreyfus

2008

Apr

Pheobe Price Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Phoebe Price is a whole lot of nothing, and by nothing I mean cellulite. She’s always bringing her freckled pasty body out to events and now she’s showing it off in a bikini. Sure no guy in his right mind would get up in this sack of shit but at least she’s got her dog, because he can’t report her to the authorities when she tries to shove him into her womb head first.

Speaking of sack of shit, I was in an immigrant taxi when wasted this weekend and dude stank of fuckin’ spicy armpit. I was wasted and gagging in the backseat and my only salvation was to stick my head between my legs and fart my drunken farts. Sure it wasn’t my proudest moment as I sat there smelling my own fart as to not throw up to his fat Taxi Driver stench, it was a defense mechanism that was a much more enjoyable that lookin’ at these pictures. I guess to be fair to Phoebe Price, I kinda like smelling ass…even if it’s my own.

Posted in:Bikini|Phoebe Price

2008

Apr

Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Nothing says classy like a bitch with a Playboy tattoo who’s only claim to fame is being in Playboy. It’s like she got that shit back when she was a worthless stripper and the guys at Playboy felt obligated to give her a spread because they were so flattered that she was enough of a slut to brand herself with their company logo. Thank god they don’t do that for every tacky party slut who has a Playboy tattoo because I know that hot girls rarely get that shit, it’s more like every single tacky fat party slut who thinks she’s got it going on because one asshole was drunk enough to tell her she looked good enough for Playboy to get a blowjob and she took her new found self esteem to the tattoo parlor to remember that day forever…..

Either way, here’s Shauna Sand in a bikini.

Posted in:Bikini|Shauna Sand

2008

Apr

Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Here’s some pictures of Brooke Hogan with her manly boyfriend out in a bikini when he should be the one in the bikini. She’s been forced to tan outside since her parents are having a bitter custody battle over their tanning beds. At least she’s been able to emotionally eat her way through this whole mess….