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2008

17

Jan

Chanelle Hayes Unfortunately Showing Off Her Ass in a Bikini of the Day

This is Chanelle Hayes in a bikini, she’s some chick from UK Big Brother and she seems to have a track record of being some kind of party slut, which isn’t too surprising because it’s pretty much the life plan her parents gave her after naming her after some kind of tacky stripper or pornstar.

These have been floating around the internet the last couple of days and I kept deciding to not bother posting them, because bitch in the pictures is bloated and seems like she’s been doing enough floating around on her own. It looks like her ass has builtin float-wings you put on your kid so it doesn’t drown because having a kid drown reflects badly on your parenting skills.

Reality is that since I have no idea who she is, it’s possible that she’s pregnant and making fun of a bloated pregnant chick may not be very nice because it’s natures way of ruining a perfectly good vagina but at least it’s less abusive than if I was making fun of a bloated chick for being pregnant, who wasn’t even pregnant at all because that would just be mean.

Reality is she is one of those tight bodied 18 year olds who turns 20 and shit starts drooping in ways she never thought it would when she was a tight bodied 18 year old. It’s one of those life isn’t fair for a young slut situations that happens all the time. That’s why the awkwardly skinny 18 year old virgins are the ones you should be going after because at least by the time they hit 25 they’ll still be tight bodied and won’t have had multiple cocks in them during their pre-mature prime.


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2008

17

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Dresses Up for the Coffee Shop of the Day

I was sitting in a pizza place earlier today and a group of Japanese tourists walked in to order some food. I thought it was weird that 2 of them were white and speaking with a broken Japanese/English accent but that was before I looked down at their feet to see that every single one of them was in fucking slippers. I am not talking UGGS or Man-UGGS, I am talking fucking slippers you get for Christmas from your aunt or some shit that have look like fucking Bear Paws or fucking Garfield on your feet. I was kinda thrown off because despite smelling like I am homeless and looking like I am homeless, I always make a minor effort to put on a pair of fucking shoes when I leave the house, even if the shoes are dirty and have holes in them, there’s just a certain etiquette that we’ve gotta follow as humans.

Here are some pictures of Ashley TIsdale or what looks like a Mexican Ashley Tisdale grabbing some coffee in a pair of ratty sweat pants, boots and a t-shirt. You know that if you were banging this chick, this is the beautiful around the house or casual shit you’d have to see her in and it’s a hell of a lot more disgusting that a silk neglige or panties and a wife-beater….In all honestly, I am surprised these fucking pants are soiled with pizza and period stains, but maybe they are, I just don’t get that VIP angle.


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2008

17

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

A stripper I once knew became a pornstar about a year ago because she thought she’d make more money doing porn that stripping and because she just liked to fuck. She did a few scenes of standard sex and about 10 movies later went a little bit more hardcore. I ran into her randomly the other day and she ran up to me pretending I was her dad who abandoned her as a child and acted all happy to see me. I assume that was the pornstar with daddy issues way to interact with an older man. When I asked her what she was up to she told me she just let 10 dudes piss on her then fuck her for a scene. It’s funny to see the evolution of a girl who once let me grab her tits for 10 dollars and slowly worked her way up through standard sex to anal sex and now to gangbang golden shower shit, all in the course of a year. I know that in the next 2 years she’ll become known and 2 years after that she’ll be a nobody that no one wants to marry, because fucking a slut is a lot different than marrying a slut.

Either way, here are my links:

Britney Is Not Pregnant
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The Rachel Bilson GQ Photoshoot Video
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Jessica Rae is the Club Slut of the Day
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Caroline Pierce’s Ass
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New York Sex Tape Isn’t Real She Speaks Out About How Traumatic The Experiencem Was
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Britney Spears Showing Some Side Lip Stickin Out of Her Shorts
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Gwyneth Paltrow is Not Going to Die
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Ashlee Simpson Classes Things Up
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Dude Uses an Electric Dog Collar Because He’s Retarded
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Some Topless Chick on the Metro
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Britney Spears WIll Not Commit Suicide
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Some Bowling Dude Juggles Bowling balls and Takes Out a Kid – Video
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Rihanna Goes Nude for FHM Craziness
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Alana Curry Has the Worst Implants in Hollywood
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Andy Dick Rockin’ Out With Weird Mexican Goth’s
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Pink is a Sad Lesbian Who Is Going To Take On Poetry and Eating Pussy
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Kim Kardashian is Out and About in a Tracksuit
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Some Chick Named Natalie Denning Getting Busy on the Beach With Her Friend…And By Busy I Mean Topless
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Some Pretty Crazy Pictures from Inside Studio 54
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Paula Abdul Meets Her Stalker Video
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Here are The Most Controversial Ads in Fashion History
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Some Topless Beach Stalker Video
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Absolut Citron Ad Looks A Whole Lot Like a Pussy – But You Wouldn’t Know That Because You’ve Never Seen On
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The Dude With the World’s Biggest Penis is Tired of Being Used for His Big Penis
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Some Crazy Guy and His Sex Doll Collection Reminds Me Of You…IF You Won the Lottery
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Some Candice Michelle Secret Nude Pics
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Here are the Top 10 Reasons Clowns Are Scary
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Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio Together
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Some Wasted Dude Passed Out But Still Dances
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Some Vampire Freaks Lookin Slutty
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Some Black Chick Dancing Around in Her Underwear in Some Shitty Music Video
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Lauren Dally is Some Slut in FHM
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Here’s the “Enjoy The Ride” video by Morcheeba!
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Mario Lopez Dancing For Some Shitty Movie He’s in on Oxygen Gayness
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Johnny Fairplay from Survivor Gets More Pussy Than You…And Knocked a Bitch Up
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Some Crazy Black Girls Music Video With Her Rolling Around and Shit…Not In Shit…And Shit…Weirdo
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Some Brown Girl Tit Flash on Camera
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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John Mayer Defends Jessica Simpson on How Texan She Really Is
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Nicole Richie and Paris are Still Feuding Like 2 Spoiled Cunts Because They Are 2 Spoiled Cunts
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Some Funny IKEA Commercial With Some Pretty Funny Parents Getting Busted Doing Some Pretty Funny Things
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Dita Von Teese is Dead…Or the Next Best Thing To It
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Eva Mendes’ Tits in France
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Jillian Grace from Playboy is Knocked Up With David Spade’s Baby
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The Party Boy From Australia Gets Arrested and Faces Porn Charges
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FHM Does a Honey Search and These Girls are Hot
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Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts
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A Reader Made a Fishing Show Pilot That He Thinks You’ll Want to Watch
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Some Pictures from Inside the Paris Wasted Night at LAX
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Stupid guy jumps down 24 stairs and lands on his face
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A Whole Lot of Hot Esquire Magazine Covers
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Here are the 100 Best British Boobs
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Hardcore Porn
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FROM THE FORUM

Fabriclive – Mixed by Spank Rock
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Mazzy Star – So Tonight That I May See
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Chromeo – Fancy Footwork
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Lil Wayne – The Carter II
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Cornelius – Sesuous
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Eminem – eminem show
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Lesbian makeout Session
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Ever masturbated with….? – Sex talk Thread
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Go Team! – Proof of Youth
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Nirvana Thread
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Find Good Porn….
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Seduce Women With Your Smell…
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Find Pussy Tonight
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2008

16

Jan

Karolina Kurkova Rides Bikes of the Day

Supermodels are built like tanks – when they are standing together they look good and proportionate and make us all want to bang them, especially when they are in their lingerie, but when they stand next to normal sized things you see they are scary sized monsters who still look fucking good and make use still want to bang them only with a step ladder and some elevator shoes or some shit.

Either way, here are pics of Karolina Kurkova lookin’ like a man riding a little girls pink Barbie bike that he stole to outrun the cops for getting busted hiding in a place little girls keep their bikes because otherwise that story would have made no sense, because a grown man has no business owning or riding a little girl’s bike no matter how cute he thinks it makes him look. Weirdo.


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2008

16

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Goes Undercover and Not Under Covers of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

Lohan is so sneaky as she shows up to some Driving School bullshit with a wig on so that none of us know it’s her. Unfortunately she didn’t realize that we can spot those tights/leggings from a mile away and all know that the only freckled non-Jew bitch crazy enough to rock a Jewish Outfit of the Day everyday is Lohan.

The inspiring thing about these pictures is not Lohan’s command of acting that makes us believe she isn’t Lohan but the character she’s playing, but it is the whole idea of throwing a wig on your wife to feel like you’re fucking a new chick to add spice to your marriage. I guess the sad thing for you is that you don’t have a wife and your sex doll is one you got on discount and doesn’t have a head, so that the only thing you can do with all those wigs you bought is put them on you and stand in front of the mirror posing because you look so pretty doing it. Fag.


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Posted in:Undercover|Unsorted|Wig

2008

16

Jan

Selita Ebanks Brings Her Bra Out to Fight of the Day

Her name is Selita Ebanks and she’s one of the less popular Victoria’s Secret angels. I’ve never really heard of her but then again my wife doesn’t get the catalog because she’s too damn fat to rock any of their goods and that’s why I hate fucking her.

Here she is hosting some event opening of some Fight Week. I guess some of these Victoria’s Secret models take on shitty jobs hosting parties and opening of events because it helps pay the bills or some shit, and it reminds me of this time I met a hot chick who told me she was a model then a week later rolled through some convention randomly and she was handing out condoms, and a few months later saw the same girl handing out Toilet Paper samples at the Grocery Store because I guess editorial work wasn’t too fruitful, but the convenience of her new job was that if she wanted fruit, she just had to roll a couple aisles over.

Either way, Selita is lookin good in a see through shirt and we can see her bra, something you’d think wouldn’t be too exciting on some bitch who is always in lingerie, but as a pervert, I take what I can get as often as I can get it and rarely get bored, even when shit’s been played the fuck out and she’s not showing nipple or shoving things in her ass on all fours.


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2008

16

Jan

Tara Reid is a Drunken Mess of the Day

You can take the slut out of the party, usually by carrying her drunken ass out in a way that if she pukes none of it splashes on your new shoes, but you can’t take the party out of the slut. I know that made absolutely no sense, but what I am getting at is that Tara Reid is a lot like Paris Hilton in the sense that they are both around 30 years old, but still party like they are 18 year olds at a frat party during homecoming week.

There’s nothing really wrong with making a life out of getting fucked and fucked up, it actually turns me on, because girls who get their lives together and work the corporate gig to save up for the down payment on the condo and the one vacation they go on with all their girlfriends during Christmas vacation and the occassional slip up where they want to feel like they are young again and hit up some lame old lady bar all while pretending they weren’t taking 2 dicks at the same time in the coat check room after drinking 27 shots 5 years earlier kinda bore the fuck out of me.

I am all for having a good time with people who don’t know what the fuck is going on because they’re too fucking wasted and without booze I would have never bagged most of the girls I’ve bagged. So here are some pics of Tara Reid living the dream.


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Posted in:Messy|Unsorted

2008

16

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Pregnant Ass is Still Ashamed of the Day

Jessica Alba is ashamed because she knows what she did was wrong and if you don’t know what I am talking about it’s pretty fucking simple. She was involved with this dude Cash Warren, they broke up, he went off to do whatever he does and she ran after him. Being a dude, he fell for the break-up sex, thinking she was on her Birth Control pill or using a condom bitch didn’t poke a hole into and she miraculously got pregnant. Being the good guy he is, he decided it was his duty to walk her through this and try to be together again, despite knowing she did something crazy to lock him in….so it’s just a matter of time before Alba is a single mother working 2 jobs, bringing home random men in hopes of finding a father figure and someone to do the “man jobs” around the house and cuddle her lonely, needy ass at night….

Then again, I could be wrong because I did totally fabricated this story in my paranoid head, but I think it’s the truth and that’s all that matters to me…..


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Posted in:Shame|Unsorted

2008

16

Jan

Britney Spears Buys a Pregnancy Test of the Day because She’s Crazy of the Day


I haven’t been following the Britney Spears story at all because I honestly don’t give a fuck. I am too self absorbed and I find the shit pretty fucking boring because it’s got nothin to do with me. I don’t really care that she’s completely insane or that she’s lost her kids and has been skipping court dates. I guess it’s sad that she’s probably goin to end up killing herself or institutionalized and that someone like her isn’t really safe to have on the streets and that her life is so fucking chaotic and intense when it could have been so relaxed and retired by 23 because she fucked the wrong dude who took her for a ride and ruined her making it like a scene from a really bad movie, all while I sit at my computer in my soiled underwear eating a muffin.

Either way, I heard she’s banging a paparazzi and I am jealous of him, because I’d want to be on the front lines of this shit but that’s just because I think my life is dull and I think it’d be fun. I always had a thing for vulnerable girls, they are easy to win over and K-Fed again and it seems like homie may have already hooked that up, because she was seen out buying a pregnancy test.

I like the way she thinks, if the motherfuckers won’t let her have her babies, she’ll just make herself some more.They can’t stop her tattered womb from doing what it’s supposed to do and that’s the kind of ambition you need to become a success. You don’t take no for an answer, you keep going back to the studio til you find that hit, even if it means fucking an immigrant with a camera to make it happen.

It reminds me of the time girl refused to go on a date with me, so I just climbed her fire escape, crawled into her room and stole all her dirty panties…because let’s face it, that’s all I really wanted her for…and I just wouldn’t take no for an answer….so in a Lot of ways I am like Britney Spears and that’s pretty exciting. Want to see me dance?

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2008

16

Jan

Rachel Bilson in a Bikini for GQ of the Day


Rachel Bilson is just one of those girl you’d see in the club and totally want to slip the date rape drug into her drink. She’s small and that makes it easier to pull her out by her hair without anyone asking any questions. Once getting her into the cab, you’d just tell the cabby how she just had one too many Tequila shots and that as her longtime friend you want to make sure she gets home safe so that some creepy dude doesn’t get her home and have his way with her, totally tricking him into thinking that you’re not that creepy dude taking her home to have your way with her and possibly even tricking him into giving you a free ride because you’re just that nice and more crafty that a group of grandmas at a church bazaar.

Rachel Bilson does things to me that not many other girls do. She makes me a bad boy. She’s like the girl the rapist said was wearing too short of a skirt and that’s what made him do it. The proof of that is that she made me watch a Zach Braff whiney Jew movie just to see her in one sex scene that lasted a minutre and she also made me watch a whole couple seasons of the OC in one sitting when I was at a friend’s house and the OC marathon was on and I had drank one or two too many cocktails.

The point of all this is to say that I am not a date rapist or any kind of rapist for that matter, but Rachel Bilson could have the power to change that, she’s the kind of girl who makes me want to try new things and explore new worlds but since the the chances of me being in the same room as her are pretty much slim to none, and since I am a pretty sexy middle-aged fat married dude that she’d totally want a piece of and since you can’t rape the willing, this post shouldn’t lead you to calling the police.

It should however lead you to be happy, because GQ has got Rachel Bilson doing some pretty magical half naked things and that’s a good way to start your day. Cuddles.


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