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2007

05

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was at the pharmacy buying my wife some maxipads because she can’t use tampons, they don’t touch the walls of her massive vagina, but you don’t care about that, so I started talking to some 20 year old girl in a mini skirt in the cosmetic section and I asked her to sit on my lap and tell me what she wanted for Christmas….she turned around and called me a pervert so I told her that I’m not the pervert – Santa is and if she hates Santa then she’s not welcome on my lap, because everyone loves him even the Jews.

Speaking of Jews, here are my links:

Watch Topless Girls Playing Wii
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O-Face or Infomercial Face
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Lohan is Working and Dressed Like a Biker Princess
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Helena Bonham Carter’s Boobs
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Cheryl Cole Shows Off Her Side Boob
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Watch This Armless Guitarist Rock Out With His Feet
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Some Photobucket Tits
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Vanessa Hudgens and Her Dog
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Share is the Cougar of the Day
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T-Pain Has No Talent – Watch Him Live….
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Some Nicole Scherzinger’s Booty and Cleavage in a Dress
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Some Girl Named Kayden Kross Naked
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This Guy Gets Caught Sniffing Panties and Gets in Trouble…
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An Old Lady Slaps a Man and Her Punches Her in the Face
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Wrong Beauty Queen Gets Crowned Video
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Lohan is Fucking Heath Ledger Which Means She’s Cheating on her Lame Boyfriend and that Means She’s One Step Closer to Getting Pregnant…
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Cate Blanchett Shows Off Her Baby Bump and I hate that People Call Pregnant Bellies Baby Bumps…
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Tyra Show Us How to Breast Feed Video
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Photobucket Ass
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Some Drunk Dude Rockin’ Out To Britney Spears
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Watch a Three Titted Chick Rub Her Three Tits
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Some Girl Fucking A Cucumber….
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Jordan’s Gay Boyfriend Admits to Having a Crush on Boy George Because He’s Gay
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Watch Some Girl In Very Little Clothing Exercising….
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A Whole Lot of Naked Chicks Together on a Bed….
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Download the Cool Kids Album
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Eva Green’s Nipples and Pubic Hair Poll
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Vacation Photos Gone Good and By Good I Mean NAked
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Some Hot Chick Named Nicole Lenz in a Bikini Lookin’ Hot
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Some Chick Named Paz Vega at some Movie Rock Party
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Some Whore Named Alexis Love Interview
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Ashley Olsen Molested By Selma Blair
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A Natasha Hamilton in Pictures Moment
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Some Girls Ass Implant Went Weird and It’s Pretty Fucking Funny
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Pete Doherty is Cool and Has White Powder All Over His Pants
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New Jennifer Lopez Music Video
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Coffin Cuties 2008 Necrophilia Calenday
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Check Out The Spirit Airlines MILF Sale
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Go Behind the Scenes with Nicole Scherzinger in London
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Cydni Lauper Uses Helium to Sing and You Care Because You’re a ‘Mo
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Music Video With Panties
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Aaron Carter Got in a Fender Bender Exclusive
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Truck Stop Megan Fox in a Rock and Roll T-Shirt to Compensate For Her Boyfriend Being a Fag….
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Find Out What Porn Site Is Best For You….
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No Girlfriend? This Will Help You Get Sex
GO

This is Where You’ll Find People To Have Sex With
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FROM THE FORUM:

More Depeche Mode
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More I feel myself videos
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More Peachez BJ videos
GO

More M.I.A.
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Radiohead – In Rainblow CD2
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More Radiohead – Paranoid Android single
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2007

04

Dec

I am – Gemma Atkinson’s Surfing in a Bikini of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Gemma Atkinson taking some surfing lessons in Autralia this past weekend.

The funny thing about Gemma Atkinson is that bitch is some sort of desired piece of ass in the UK, further proving my theory that the only hot girl in the UK is the fuckin’ Queen, but that’s just because I am turned on by her power and her etiquette since I consider myself a classy mother fucker who is forced to leave in trashy hell with a woman who don’t know what a metal fork is because washing utensils bites into her eating time and she’d use a shovel if she good.

So lookin at her average chubby body and busted face makes me realize that she got her breast implants to try and thin her out, because it is easier than hitting the gym or watching what she eats because that’s too much work for a useless party slut who likes eating sausage, the food not the penis and gets paid to flaunt her useless implants that even I could get if I had enough money, and should save for that shit because it seems like a pretty decent life. Then you could jerk off to me and it’d probably be equally exciting but that’s just cuz I exude sex, and by exude sex I mean smell like dirty pussy because I haven’t showered and spilled chicken soup on myself 4 days ago and it’s starting to smell fishy.

BONUS: Some Possibly Old, Possibly New Pictures of Gemma Atkinson in a Brown Bikini Because You Like Her Big Tits….


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Gemma Atkinson’s Lingerie Photoshoot
Gemma Atkinson’s Cherry Bikini
Gemma Atkinson’s Poolside Bikini Pictures

Posted in:Bikini|Gemma Atkinson|Surfing|Unsorted

2007

04

Dec

I am – Hayden Panettiere’s Showin’ Off Some Leg of the Day

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My day is pretty incomplete if I don’t get to post on Hayden Panettiere. I find myself lookin’ at anything boxy from TVs to Buses to Heavy Machinery to men walking out of the gym and the only thing I think about is Hayden. Here are pictures of her leaving the gym in a pair of shorts, showing off her hot model legs, and by model legs, I mean short and ripped and modeling for midget fetish sites, leading me to believe that the last place this bitch should be walking out of is a fuckin’ gym, because although strong legs are good for bouncing on fat lazy man dick, they aren’t too nice to look at and since you’ll never fuck her, lookin’ at her legs is as close as you’ll probably get.

This post is fuckin’ amateur, but I can’t always be on. I am not a dancing monkey who performs on command, but I’d totally fuck a dancing monkey, but only if I dressed it up in a blonde wig and call it Hayden.


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Hayden Panettiere’s Pickin’ Her Wedgie and Lickin’ Her Hand
Hayden Panettiere Eating Peanut Butter
Hayden Panettiere Buying Thong
Hayden Panettiere’s Upskirt Pictures

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2007

04

Dec

I am – Jennifer Love Hewitt Snackin’ In Her Bikini of the Day

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Here are some more of the Jennifer Love Hewitt pictures that show her snacking. Now I know she made some statement about how girls should love their bodies and shit, but what kind of lesson is she teaching today’s youth who are already battling with obesity, when she sits on the beach like a lazy pig and stuffs her fuckin’ face. I guess the only good thing about these pictures is that she’s covering her fat gut because it shows that she knows she’s got a belly and she’s insecure about that shit, but also because it saves us all from having to look at the shit.

I feel bad for Jennifer Love Hewitt’s love. I don’t think dude knew what he signed up for and is already in too deep. It’s like when you marry the prom queen and after a couple of years and realization that her life is fucking shit and all she does is sit at home watching Soap Operas and emotionally eating, she packs on 50 lbs and isn’t the vagina you thought you’d spend the rest of your life with. Only in Jennifer Love Hewitt’s love case, the shit has already hit the fan and he’s not even locked in, once the security of marriage hits, bitch is going to explode….and he’ll be stuck jerking off to old photoshoots of her from her prime, the girl he thought he was going to end up with and at the rate things are going….so will you.

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Bonus – Some Jennifer Love Hewitt and Her Boyfriend Walking Together….She’s So In Love…He’s Planning an Escape…First Marry the Desperate Fat Chick Without a Prenup, Knock Her Up then Leave Her For The Younger Hotter Mistress and Get Half of her Party of 8 Money…..The Parrott is Just Thrown in There to Help Make His Story of Love for Jennifer Love More Believable….


Related Posts:

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Fat Fucking Ass in a Bikini
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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Fat Ass Grocery Shopping When it Shouldn’t
Jennifer Love Hewitt in a Pretty Hot Photoshoot from Before She Got Fat

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2007

04

Dec

I am – Jessica Alba Hiding from the Camera of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Jessica Alba at the airport hiding from the paparazzi because she doesn’t want them to see her face. I was going to say that there’s nothing worse than when you get with a girl and she’s insecure about shit. Like too shy to pee in the bathroom near you because she’s scared you’ll hear her pee, or if she makes you fuck her in the dark because she doesn’t want you to see the stupid facial expressions she makes or her body jiggle in ways she’s not comfortable with, or when getting dressed or hiding her ass from you by covering it with a towel or a shirt after you’re through with her because if I just slammed her, I got no issues lookin’ at her imperfections, if I just came, the whole world is a brighter and happier place. Not that you’d know anything about that.

That said, there’s nothing wrong with Jessica Alba’s face and she shouldn’t worry about us making fun of shit unless she has a cold sore in which case I’d have no choice to talk about her herpes but that’s because I’m a legitimate news source.


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Jessica Alba’s Bikini Photoshoot Ass
Jessica Alba in a Blue Bikini
Jessica Alba’s Black Bikini
Jessica Alba’s Nipples in a Bikini

Posted in:Camera|Unsorted

2007

04

Dec

I am – Eve’s Got Some Fuckin’ Cleavage of the Day

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I got some hate mail that I don’t post enough black girls, because apparently some of you people are black or into black chicks an I am for welcoming different ethnicities because drunenstepfather is a worldly organization that doesn’t close it’s doors on anyone, because I can’t. It’s the internet and you can’t tell who’s who or what’s what and that’s why I don’t have enough hot girls reading this shit.

Either way, here are some pictures of Eve’s cleavage because rumor has it that she’s black and not just wearing make-up, even though she probably hopes those shitty tattoos were make up, because now they are there for life. I asked this black dude I know from the building what he thought of Eve’s tits and he told me they were small, so she’s obviously rockin’ a push-up bra, and despite it being misleading as shit, I’ll never bang Eve, so I’m happy lookin’ at her cleavage no matter where shit came from.

I knew a girl who had these massive fuckin’ tits. She told me that she wasn’t always stacked like that and that she had a choice to make when she was in her 20s whether to save up for breast implants or eat junk food and fast food as much as possible, knowing that eventually shit would wind up in her tits. What she didn’t sign up for was the ass and gut that came with her plan, but the 5 dollars a day was still easier to spend than the $5k in one shot. It was strictly a financial decision and she’s still working the strip club and making money offering discount dances, because it turns out dudes like fat chicks when it means saving money. Cuddles.


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Jewel’s Got Weird Cleavage
Carmen Electra’s Crazy Cleavage
Mariah Carey’s Got Cleavage
Britney Spears Crazy Cleavage

Posted in:Black|Eve|Unsorted

2007

04

Dec

I am – Amy Winehouse in a Bra of the Day

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Amy Winehouse was seen at 6 am walking the streets barefoot in her bra lookin’ like she just woke up for an refreshing good night’s sleep and I think she’s lookin’ pretty hot, but I also think a plastic bag of ground beef is hot, that’s just because I live with a wife who is about as sexy as the shit she leaves smeared on our toilet seat, which is actually a lot hotter than it sounds, but still leaves me impotent.

The reality is that I am a monogamous masturbater. That pretty much means that when I used to jerk off I would only do it to the same girl over and over again, like we were in some kind of relationship she never knew about. If I wasn’t impotent, Amy Winehouse would be that girl but that’s just because I have a thing for skinny girls who are down and out and on the verge of death because I know that if she knew someone was jerking off to her, maybe she’d feel a little better about themselves and wouldn’t overdose. I am a hero like that.

Just remember if you see a girl on the street lookin’ like this, don’t run away, she’s already half naked and she’s probably easy pickings so you won’t have to cry to your friends about never getting laid. She’s also probably too busy self destructing to be high maintenance or demanding on you, you know asking why you never call or why you don’t want her meeting your friends. She’d pretty much be a dream girlfriend.


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Amy Winehouse Has Shorts
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Amy Winehouse See Through Bikini
Amy Winehouse and Her Pink Box

Posted in:Disaster|Dying|Unsorted

2007

04

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am pretty much always braindead but I am usually really brain dead when monday’s roll around. I usually have all these stories to talk about but since I’ve been drinking really hard I don’t remember any of them. I was going to talk about midnight molesting girls you get drunk and go home with by fingering them while they are asleep, but I don’t think there’s anything funny about that. Then I was going to talk about how most dudes don’t like lesbian porn but most girls do which makes me wonder whether most dudes need cock to get off and most girls need pussy to get off….then I realized that no one would care so I thought about talking about dudes who ask their girls to have another dude get in on a threesome because they want to watch their girl get slammed by another dude, or maybe secretly hope to accidentally brush against the dude they invite in but then realized you don’t have sex and can’t relate, so instead I’ll just post my links.

I know I do too many links…but they are all worth clicking and you have nothing better to do….so click ’em…..

Mario Lopez’s Gf in a BIkini
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Katherine Heigl Kissing Her Boyfriend and Complaining About the Movie Knocked Up Being Shit
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Jessica Simpson Goes on a Date With Tony Romo Pictures
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Lauren Conrad Does the Cover of Shape Magazine Bikini Action
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Dude From Kuwait Eats a Live Lizard
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2 Hot Girls on the Beach Giving a Blowjob
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Good Charlotte Grabbing Nicole Richie’s Belly Lettin Us All Know He Did It…
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Fergie in Leather Pants To Match Her Leather Face
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Paris Hilton and Britney Spears Partying Together and Comparing Vaginas
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Are These Tits Real or Fake?
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Girls on Spring Break Showing Off Their String Bikinis Video
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Girls Dyking Out on a Piano
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Ashley Tisdale Admits She Got a New Nose Because of a Deviated Septum…Predicted by Me Last Week
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Some Guy Catches His Wife Cheating and Doesn’t Take it Too Well
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Some Chick Comedian Talking About Masturbating
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How About Some Freaky Japanese Gameshow Action With Bush
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The Rest of Kristen Bell In Complex
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The Lovele Mistresses Calendar Party Video
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Watch the Spice Girls Perform Video
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Kathy Ireland is the Washed Up Bikini Model of the Day
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Carmen Electra Whores Up a Christmas Benefit Concert With Her Tits
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Guess the Celebrity Body Part
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Some Hot Girl Getting Naked on Camera
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This Video is Called Spew Bag….
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Some Chick Named Silvina Luna Topless and Big Breasted on the Beach
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Watch a Fish Blowjob Because You’re Fucking Strange
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Montel WIlliams Threatens To Blow You Up
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Some Retarded Huge Tits in the Bath
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Tara Reid in Pink in Australia Lookin’ Crazy
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Some Wreck of an America Idol Addict Offered the Cops a Blow Job To Get Out of Her Situation
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Some Hot Lohan Airbrushed Photoshoot Pics
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Tara Reid at Some Hooker Ball in Australia
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Isabeli Fontana’s Lingerie Spread Because You Like Lingerie
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Some Tricked Out Station Wagon’s Sound System
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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I am Hooked on this Kid Sister feat Kanye West – Pro Nails Tune. The Video Just Hit – Watch It
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Check Out This Hysterical Terry Richardson Exhibit in Hong Kong…You Have To Click The Hypebeast Link To See It Uncensored….Cuz Street Wear Gone Erect Penis is Strange….
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The Discount Wax Figures You’d Still Jerk Of To
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Watch This Give Us Your Voice Contest Submission Because You’re into Showtunes
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Some Heather Mills Pussy Pictures from When She Had Both Legs….
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Some Chick Named Seren Gibson Topless Photoshoot Video
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Watch This Fire Breathing Midget
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Ali G/ Borat’s Real Life Girlfriend in Her Panties
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Hot Beyonce Cleavage Pictures
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More Christina Aguilera Naked and Pregnant Pictures for Marie Claire Magazine
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Antiquiet Interviews The Dude From Queens of the Stone Age
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Check Out What Homie is Wearing in these Topless Beach Pics
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This Clip from Scare Tactics is Fucking Funny and That You’ve Probably Seen….
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Topless American Apparel Ad From France
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The Hottest Coffee in Vegas – Served By Girls in Lingerie
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Find Out What Porn Site Is Best For You….
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No Girlfriend? This Will Help You Get Sex
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This is Where You’ll Find People To Have Sex With
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FROM THE FORUM

More Suicide Girls
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UGK – Underground Kingz Limited Edition
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More – The Who
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FC Kahuna
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Chemical Bors. – American EP
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Red Hot Chili Peppers – Desecration Smile
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Untrue- Burial
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A Bunch More Fatboy Slim
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Groove Armada – Best Of
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Linkin Park Jay-Z collision Course
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Some Mya album
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The Firm – The Album
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More Nickelback
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Some Depeche Mode
GO

One of the wierdest things ever
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Taylor – Some Slut’s pics
GO

More I feel Myself Vids
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Pre-Rlease Too Short – Get Off the Stage
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Amature girl vids
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More Depeche Mode
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what’s your favorite way to finish? – SEX POLL
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Been to the Zoo Lately?
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The Police – Synchronicity
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Alkaline Trio Discography
GO

At the Drive-In Discography
GO

AFI thread
GO

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2007

03

Dec

I am – Tara Reid Bikini Pictures from Australia of the Day

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If you’re wondering why I am so slow moving today, it’s because there’s a huge snowstorm here and the roads are fuckin’ shit. Traffic everywhere and it put a damper on me walking my half naked fat body from my bed to the chair I sit on all day. I’m a pussy like that.

Speaking of vagina, here are some pictures of Tara Reid in a bikini, and it can only assumed that her pussy smells like whiskey and that is a huge turn on for me. Tara Reid is one of those drunks who can keep shit together, because her job isn’t really a job, since she hasn’t worked in a long time, when the rest of us with real jobs always end up getting caught wasted and then fired, not that I have a real job, but a boy’s allowed to pretend, this is the Internet. That doesn’t mean I respect her for holding it together but she’s kinda like a hero to drunk people everywhere.

I am into Tara Reid because I think she looks good compared all the drunken chicks I’ve come across. I like skinny blonde chicks who are drunk, but that’s just because a common theme in my sex life was that I could only fuck fat drunk girls with slopy tits, so she’d be a step up. Her fake tits aren’t as offensive as the ones I can afford to grab at the strip club, making her a potential candidate for my K-Fed retirement plan, because anyone who can afford to travel the world with a purse handler and spend her days in bikinis can afford to support me but that’s because I’m pretty cheap.

I have no idea why she’s wearing 2 different bikinis, but I can only assume it’s because she shit herself. It happens.


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Tara Reid is Swimming With Dolphins
Tara Reid in a BIkini Top
Tara Reid is a Drunken College Girl 10 Years Later
Tara Reid’s Wonky Implant Nipple

Posted in:Australia|Unsorted

2007

03

Dec

I am – An Olsen at Whole Foods of the Day

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Here is a picture of Ashley Olsen at Whole Foods in LA this weekend. If you’re wondering why I am posting it, it’s because it was emailed in and I like to encourage everyone to send me pictures and this is what happens when you do. I think she looks pretty hot and I’d let her grocery shop for me anyday, but I think she’d probably come home with all kinds of lesbian shit when all I really like eating is cookies.

I went to the grocery store this weekend, because I had no where else to go and it was saturday night, I was drunk and figured any chicks shopping on a Saturday night was one looking for dick. So I saw some hot chick reading some US Weekly celebrity bullshit and was like “that’s my target” because if all else failed I could tell her I have a celebrity site that no one reads and she’ll be less nervous about some creepy drunk dude talking to her.

So she left the magazine stand and made her way to the fruit section. She was buying apples so I decided to put a bag of carrots in my pants so she’d think I had a boner and walked up to her and said that I am the creepy guy in the grocery store who preys on girls shopping alone. When she looked at me with disgust I asked her if she liked apples and how badly I’d love to watch her eat an apple, trying to keep my creep on, but then some dude who looked like he just left the gym who was buying lettuce 10 feet away came in to save the day.

He basically asked if I had a problem and that I needed to fuck off or he’d have to take care of me. Knowing that I had dug my hole pretty deep and that I needed to stop when I was ahead I relocated. Bitch thought dude was a hero and they ended up leaving the store together, so in a lot of ways I am a fuckin’ matchmaker and hope I get invited to the wedding so I can make a speech about how I introduced them.

If you want to read the story from the dude who took the picture – GO


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Ashley Olsen’s See Through Skirt
Ashley Olsen at Some Girl Named Nora’s Birthday
Mary Kate Olsen’s See Through Shirt
Mary Kate Olsen on Weeds

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