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2007

19

Oct

I am – Hilary Duff’s Ass at the Latin Music Awards of the Day

What can’t this girl do? She’s acting and she’s singing and running her stupid business and making all kind of money at least she knows that showing off her ass and panties while performing is good for business and leads to a lot more money that she probably doesn’t need, but who cares, because you get to jerk off to her.

We all like sluts and the only thing better than banging a slut is banging a slut with a boyfriend because a single slut could be out trying to live the empowered woman Sex in the City lifestyle and meaningless sex makes her feel like she’s got it going on, but a slut with a boyfriend, isn’t supposed to be a slut because she’s supposed to be hooked to her boyfriend, and making her break that code, proves that she’s got no self-control and under the bullshit lie that is her relationship is really a slut and making that happen is even more exciting than seeing a girl flashing her junk.

Point of all this is to say, that it’s nice to see that Hilary Duff showing the world that despite being cursed with a busted up horse face you can still make it, because she’s like the Phantom of the Opera and all it took was a slutty dress and a pair of black underwear to make it happen.

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2007

19

Oct

I am – Hilary Duff's Ass at the Latin Music Awards of the Day

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What can’t this girl do? She’s acting and she’s singing and running her stupid business and making all kind of money at least she knows that showing off her ass and panties while performing is good for business and leads to a lot more money that she probably doesn’t need, but who cares, because you get to jerk off to her.

We all like sluts and the only thing better than banging a slut is banging a slut with a boyfriend because a single slut could be out trying to live the empowered woman Sex in the City lifestyle and meaningless sex makes her feel like she’s got it going on, but a slut with a boyfriend, isn’t supposed to be a slut because she’s supposed to be hooked to her boyfriend, and making her break that code, proves that she’s got no self-control and under the bullshit lie that is her relationship is really a slut and making that happen is even more exciting than seeing a girl flashing her junk.

Point of all this is to say, that it’s nice to see that Hilary Duff showing the world that despite being cursed with a busted up horse face you can still make it, because she’s like the Phantom of the Opera and all it took was a slutty dress and a pair of black underwear to make it happen.

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2007

19

Oct

I am – Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Tit of the Day

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I love Lohan and I love her tits. I am not sure why, because I don’t find her that hot, but for some reason I decided to stalk her years ago and since then have wanted to K-Fed her. It probably won’t ever happen, because I am lazy and she’s pretty much untouchable but it’s a good idea in theory.

The good news is that she has no standards either and is dating some fat snowboarding cunt that no one’s ever heard of who was left his fiance to starfuck Lohan, without realizing that Lohan will be onto the next dick as soon as it falls inside her unprotected. Leaving him alone, heart broken and HIV Positive.

I found his fiance that he left for Lohan and tried to convince her to work with me on destroying this couple, because I have personal interest in seeing this never amount to anything. This is what I wrote her:

i run drunkenstepfather.com. I’ve been stalking lohan for years and I am capable of ruining lives through my site. We could do some SERIOUS damage if you’re up for it…it will be funny.

Let me know because I would totally marry you or be your rebound if it mean good publicity and let’s face it, it’s not like you’re getting married to anyone else anytime soon. Think about it.

With Love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

She never answered back.

Check Out The Fiance’s Myspace

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2007

19

Oct

I am – Lindsay Lohan's Hot Tit of the Day

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I love Lohan and I love her tits. I am not sure why, because I don’t find her that hot, but for some reason I decided to stalk her years ago and since then have wanted to K-Fed her. It probably won’t ever happen, because I am lazy and she’s pretty much untouchable but it’s a good idea in theory.

The good news is that she has no standards either and is dating some fat snowboarding cunt that no one’s ever heard of who was left his fiance to starfuck Lohan, without realizing that Lohan will be onto the next dick as soon as it falls inside her unprotected. Leaving him alone, heart broken and HIV Positive.

I found his fiance that he left for Lohan and tried to convince her to work with me on destroying this couple, because I have personal interest in seeing this never amount to anything. This is what I wrote her:

i run drunkenstepfather.com. I’ve been stalking lohan for years and I am capable of ruining lives through my site. We could do some SERIOUS damage if you’re up for it…it will be funny.

Let me know because I would totally marry you or be your rebound if it mean good publicity and let’s face it, it’s not like you’re getting married to anyone else anytime soon. Think about it.

With Love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

She never answered back.

Check Out The Fiance’s Myspace

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2007

19

Oct

I am – Katherine Heigl Pickin’ Her Ass of the Day

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I told a girl over the internet that I loved her and wanted her to get me pregnant so that I could get her abortion. She never answered me back and it broke my heart that such genius statements get overlooked by people. It makes it hard to get to the top when people just discount that shit, without actually considering the poetic beauty of the shit I say, but I guess it doesn’t really matter. What does matter is that Katherine Heigl is picking her wedgie or scratching her badly wiped ass because it’s starting to burn, itch and make her feel uncomfortable.

When I was growing up, I knew a girl who constantly scratched her snatch. I never really understood, because we were in High School, but every change bitch got she’d be going at her crotch like shit was on fire and she had to put it out. She wasn’t very popular with the other boys, but I was committed to finding the source of the problem, I am a humanitarian like that. One night after drinking a bit too much, I started giving her attention she never got before and getting her pants off was about as challenging as taking off my own pants, I almost regretted it when I saw her greenish/yellow stained panties and smelled death, but then I came and forgot about it and decided to keep her around for the next couple of years.

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2007

19

Oct

I am – Katherine Heigl Pickin' Her Ass of the Day

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I told a girl over the internet that I loved her and wanted her to get me pregnant so that I could get her abortion. She never answered me back and it broke my heart that such genius statements get overlooked by people. It makes it hard to get to the top when people just discount that shit, without actually considering the poetic beauty of the shit I say, but I guess it doesn’t really matter. What does matter is that Katherine Heigl is picking her wedgie or scratching her badly wiped ass because it’s starting to burn, itch and make her feel uncomfortable.

When I was growing up, I knew a girl who constantly scratched her snatch. I never really understood, because we were in High School, but every change bitch got she’d be going at her crotch like shit was on fire and she had to put it out. She wasn’t very popular with the other boys, but I was committed to finding the source of the problem, I am a humanitarian like that. One night after drinking a bit too much, I started giving her attention she never got before and getting her pants off was about as challenging as taking off my own pants, I almost regretted it when I saw her greenish/yellow stained panties and smelled death, but then I came and forgot about it and decided to keep her around for the next couple of years.

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2007

19

Oct

I am – Elle Macpherson’s See Through Top of the Day

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I hate girls with short stubby legs and I don’t know why. I never really had standards in my life and I was never a leg man in but every time I go out and see these long torso bitches with these thick short legs they instantly turn into dudes so that I don’t even notice them anymore. It even happens when they are ridiculously hot, I just can’t stomach the thought of them aging into this fat short legged dumpy ass bitches. I guess it’s because long thin legs, usually leads to a nice tight ass, and a nice tight ass leads to a nice tight vagina and a nice tight vagina leads to a nice stomach and at that point tits just don’t matter. It’s all built from the ground up.

Elle Macpherson may be older and not as hot as she was in the 80s, but if you were the dude who was banging her in the 80s and you knew she’d end up looking like this 20 years later, you probably wouldn’t have let her dump you ass for someone with more money, you probably would have kidnapped her and kept her in a cage so that she never ran away, but you’re weird because just knowing I slammed Elle Macpherson in her prime would lead me to a life of only fucking hotter girls than her, she set the bar and the good thing being is a guy is that there is always someone younger and fresher and stupid enough to sit on your dick and by your dick I mean someone with enough game to land Elle Macpherson not someone who lives in a basement apartment and works at a post office by day and a professional RPG player by night….if you know what I mean, which you probably do….all too well.

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2007

19

Oct

I am – Elle Macpherson's See Through Top of the Day

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I hate girls with short stubby legs and I don’t know why. I never really had standards in my life and I was never a leg man in but every time I go out and see these long torso bitches with these thick short legs they instantly turn into dudes so that I don’t even notice them anymore. It even happens when they are ridiculously hot, I just can’t stomach the thought of them aging into this fat short legged dumpy ass bitches. I guess it’s because long thin legs, usually leads to a nice tight ass, and a nice tight ass leads to a nice tight vagina and a nice tight vagina leads to a nice stomach and at that point tits just don’t matter. It’s all built from the ground up.

Elle Macpherson may be older and not as hot as she was in the 80s, but if you were the dude who was banging her in the 80s and you knew she’d end up looking like this 20 years later, you probably wouldn’t have let her dump you ass for someone with more money, you probably would have kidnapped her and kept her in a cage so that she never ran away, but you’re weird because just knowing I slammed Elle Macpherson in her prime would lead me to a life of only fucking hotter girls than her, she set the bar and the good thing being is a guy is that there is always someone younger and fresher and stupid enough to sit on your dick and by your dick I mean someone with enough game to land Elle Macpherson not someone who lives in a basement apartment and works at a post office by day and a professional RPG player by night….if you know what I mean, which you probably do….all too well.

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2007

19

Oct

I am – Britney Spears Ass Cleavage of the Day

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The thing I like about Britney is that she proves that people love trainwrecks. She’s done everything in her power to make the world hate her or feel sorry for her, or laugh at her, or want to fuck her and she’s still got the number one song out there, so no matter what you say about her being a bad mother or drug addict or crazy, none of that really matters because she’s famous and successful and that shit goes a lot farther than being a good parent.

The other thing I like about Britney is that she’s a fat chick I want to bend over and smell like we’re a couple of dogs in the dog park. I just have a thing for trying to figure out what she ate for dinner the night before.

The thing I don’t like about Britney is that she’s untouchable. She’s one of those celebrities who you will never be able to seduce, not because she isn’t a desperate stupid girl that would probably be impressed with by a shiny new quarter, but because K-Fed has damaged her and from this point on it’ll be impossible to be the next K-Fed, which is too bad because it was kind of a retirement dream of mine.

She prove that so much can change in a person from the age of 16 to 25 and she’s pretty much doing everything we all hoped she would do, like showing off her tits and pussy and rockin’ jeans that don’t fit because she’s living the dream that she’s still a size small. Unfortunately it’s about 10 years too late, but I usually take what I can get.

Here she is with some ass cleavage.

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2007

19

Oct

I am – Adriana Lima and Airport Security of the Day

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So Adriana Lima is like you and me, except she’s good looking, gets paid to be good looking, and travels the world to make obscene amounts of money, but she still gets searched by security, proving that all that other shit just doesn’t matter, because what it comes down to is that she’s not some fantasy, she still takes shits, and she’s probably just as annoying as your last girlfriend, but not because she’s in the fifth grade, but because she’s probably only got a fifth grade education, before being poached by a modeling agency and taken to the top. That was a fucking long sentence and I guess nothing I say really matters, but what does matter is that if I was the security card, I’d definitely demand a full cavity search, with my dick, because you can never trust those South Americans, they are always up to cocaine smuggling and being lady boys.

Here she is at Airport security, making dude’s shitty 10 dollar an hour job all worth it.