Dove Cameron is some Disney Kid that I have decided was created in one of their labs in Florida, that they’re probably going to have to answer for, but I could always be wrong, it’s just that if I was the biggest brand in entertainment that basically owns a chunk of every aspect of the media, I’d probably be creating my own celebrities in a bunker somewhere so that they stay focused on the task at hand, sure I may give them a solid origin story, or even a fake family for a handful of years that they identify as their parents, but I would definitely kill off the parents at a certain point so that her only protector is “the company”….

Maybe I watch too many movies, but she’s definitely gives off creepy and dark vibes…good cleavage though.

Her caption for this was “Tired and Happy”….after a baby shower…she used a baby and a shower emoji so I dug deep into my investigative journalism skills….

At least it wasn’t some cryptic poetry about how she wishes she was dead, or how she cuts herself, so we can focus on her tits, while still being creeped out by her, I don’t feel bad for her, not that I would if she was posting her tits and stories about self harm or depression, I don’t get caught up in the actual person behind the tits, but it’s still better when her darkness is my perception and not weird shit she says.

That said, corset tops do good things to tits….Some middle ages, French Revolution, Royal prostitute marie antoinette shit..

I am amazed I still bother with the big cleavage pics in an era of throat fucking selfies for Family Christmas Cards…but I keep things old school, outdated and pure.

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