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2007

28

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I walked in on my younger stepdaughter topless and in a pair of hot pink barely there underwear earlier tonight. I have been feeling pretty awkward about the whole thing and haven’t really been able to look her in the face because now I officially know exactly what her tits and ass look like. I wa always convinced that this would be a great day in my life, and don’t get me wrong it was pretty amazing and really drove home the fact that I want naked girls around me at all times, but I guess the fact that I’ve known her so long and have watched her grow up just made it all wrong. It’s one of those theory is better than practice things….

I am going to the motherfucking top. Some dude sent me in this video of some dude talking celebrity gossip, and they sourced my site for the pics. Reality is I didn’t take the motherfucking pics but I am happy someone is ripping off this site. It makes me feel special…Watch his clip:


The Sean O’Donnell Show – Some Dude Talkin’ Celeb Gossip
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This Was Emailed To Me – It’s Some Blogger Award. I have 8 Votes. Perez Has 1000. Put Me on the Map
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Beth Ditto Panty Upskirt That Makes her Number 1 Lookin’ Good Sweetheart to Me
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A Little Nerd Sex Video at the GenCon that is Hysterical…
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Who Would You Rather…The Michael Vick Edition
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The Girls of Indy Arrive and Put on Some Kind of Fashion Show…
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Guy Sews His Lips Shut
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Dude Let’s a Car Run over His Arm
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Jennifer Lopez Music Video for You To Remember That She’s not Hot
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Paris Hilton’s Nipple in GQ
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Some hot Weather Girl
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More Elle Macpherson Bikini Pics
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Dirt… Sin and Tires Video
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Hayden Panettiere on Being 18 CNN Parody
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Kanye is Ready To Lose to Justivce in the VMA’s
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Jenna Jameson Tonguing Some Dude
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Britney Spears Swimming in her Underwear
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Hermaphrodite Has Sex With Itself – NSFW
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Indianna Students Cover the Whole Place in Toilet Paper
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Baby Got Back Wal-Mart Prank
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Cameron Diaz’s Legs in Vegas…
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Kim Kardashian’s Tits at Arena Nightclub
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Some Girl Peeing on Some Dude – NSFW
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Hot Chick Georgia Palmas on Stage For a Magic Show
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Britrney Spears in Black at the Supermarket
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Alyssa Milano’s Hairy Fuckin’ Arm
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Horny Dog Fuckin a Doll Video
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Music Can Make Anyone Look Like an Asshole…Even Gangsters…
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Senior Prank Fucks Up Traffic Video
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Hot Penis Costume
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Andy Dick is a Fucking Disaster
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Rumer Willis Bikini Top and Cleavage Picture
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Kimberly Stewart’s Legs got Shopping
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Angelina Jolie Brought to Tears By Some Old Handicapped Woman…Because Angelina Is an Actor and Can Cry on Demand…I call Bullshit
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Some Chick Lauren Pope Posing in Underwear
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People Swimming with Sex Dolls Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Police Woman in Pantyhose Video You’ll Like
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Some Cam Girl Stripping Out of Some Skirt
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Girl In Fishnets Climbing a Step Ladder
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Some Girl Dancing in a Bra and Thong…
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Booty Shake Webcam Tease
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Spring Break Stripping
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Some Hot Belly Webcam Show
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Some Webcam Booty hake Video
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More Dominicana Booty Poppin’
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Video
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Happy 4th of July Video Ass
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Girl Bouncing Her Ass in Video
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Some Girl Dancing Around in Underwear
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Some Asian Girl in Her Underwear Video
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Some Asian Girls Dancing
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Asian Girls Tongue Fucking Each Other’s Mouths VIdeo
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Another Asian Girl KIss
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Teen Girls Kissing Video
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Some Asian Girl Dancing Crazy Video
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Some girl Dancing Around and Showing Her Underwear Video
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Some Girl Shaking Her Ass Video
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Someone Asked Me To Link A Fine Frenzy Tour Dates
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Nikki Cox is Braless and Hard Nippled
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Some Sophia Bush in a Tight Dress at the Teen Choice Awards
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Ultimate Warrior is Fucking Insane
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Belly Flop Video of the Day
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A Whole Lot of Love Parade Pictures You Don’t Wanna Miss
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Tera Patrick Playing Tennis Porn Clip – NSFW
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Ava Ramone is Some Slut Who Gets Naked
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Dad is that you?
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This will get you laid…
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2007

28

Aug

I am – Amy Winehouse Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I realized today that my life is lacking something and that something is a little more Amy Winehouse in a bikini, thank god my dreams were answered, so that I can go on another day like Owen Wilson.

I don’t know what it is about crackheads that are half naked and wet, because it’s something you can see pretty much any downtown strip, but knowing that Winehouse has boatloads of money makes shit a lot more exciting. Poor addicts are played out.

There’s also something exciting about an emaciated crackhead like the fact that their heads look massively huge and I love horses, they are classy and the fact that her uterus is already hanging halfway out her box, all you gotta do is throw your load at her and hope some sticks, if you’re trying to K-Fed her and that’s a lot easier than those frigid bitches with tight pussies and internal reproductive organs…who probably wear underwear and don’t put out.

I just noticed her top is see through, and crackhead nipples are way cooler than any non-crackhead nipple because all you gotta do is wave 5 dollars in front of their noses to get a piece instead of actually having to talk to a slut…Try to prove me wrong asshole.


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2007

28

Aug

I am – Tera Patrick Showing Off her Tits of the Day

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Since my stepdaughter hasn’t shown up in the last 4 days and has been writing posts from god knows where, I am forced to put up these posts from her gay friend Julien. Now I generally try to stay as far away from fags as I can, not because I am scared they are going to try to fuck me, even the horniest fag won’t hit on me, I just don’t have what it takes and I remember once feeling depressed about that, thinking shit, I must be pretty fucking ugly for a fag not to try to get with me, when fags pretty much fuck anything that walk, but then realized that it’s a good thing..and the reason I stay away from fags is not because of the annoying twang in their voice or annoying light on their feet strut, it is because AIDS is the gay disease and I’ll never forgive them for that….

Since all the blogs with gay writers are making huge money, I am jumping on the bandwagon and hoping the queers out there eventually flock to this site and bring your fag hags with you because that’s when I’ll know that I’ve made it.

Here’s what Julien had to say:

The thing I like about trannies and their boobs is that they know their boob’s aren’t real, they have no problem or hang ups about showing them off. A few years ago I was really good friends with this trannie and she would always wear REALLY low cut shirts and she never wore a bra. After she had a few drinks in her she would go up to guys and start yanking down her shirt and play with her boobs. Because for her, he boobs were nothing more than augmented skin with some silicon stuffed inside. Well this one time she and I were walking down the street and she flashes some guy walking by and this woman runs up to her and starts yelling at her, saying things like “You should have some self-respect� and “You don’t need to show your breasts to get attention�. I thought that was pretty funny because my tranny friend was not passable at all. I mean infants and dogs could tell that she used to be a man. But here was this woman yelling at her about how women need to have respect about their breasts.

Now I don’t really know how this story links to these pics of Tera Patrick. I don’t know who Tera Patrick is. But I’m assuming she some sort of tranny because only a tranny would be showing off her boobs like that.

P.S. I was trying to think of something to write about her dumbass sparkly Hello Kitty necklace, but I couldn’t come up with anything good. So let’s pretend that I wrote something really bitchy. Ok?

Smooch!
Julien


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2007

28

Aug

I am – Hilary Swank Bikini Pics of the Day

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No matter how hot Hilary Swank ever looks all I can ever remember about her is that she played a girl pretending to be a guy in that stupid movie Boys Don’t Cry, and forgot to mention her husband in her Oscar acceptance speech, which is probably why he divorced her. You tell yourself that being attracted to girls that dress up as guys isn’t as gay as just being attracted to guys, which is wrong, but if thats what you need to tell yourself to get through the day, thats fine. Homo.

I freaked out a roomful of people the other night at a party when I said I wouldn’t turn down having sex with a Male to Female tranny, and that the idea of fucking a chick with a dick was actually really appealing to me. The minute a person has a vagina, it turns them into a catty, whiney fuck (and I know this because I have one), and I figured having the dick there avoids that, and the tits add to the overall play factor during sex. But I’m not gay, I’m just Kinky.

I guess I’m pretty lucky. As a women, me being interested in this type of thing makes me “open minded” but when someone like you is into that type of thing, it makes you a fag.

hugs and kisses
Marie-eve Martinez


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2007

28

Aug

I am – Aria Giovanni Lingerie Shoot of the Day

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2 years ago I got this really cushy gig working coat check at one of the large after hours clubs in the Gay Village here in Montreal. The great things about gigs like that is you basically get paid to listen to good music, talk to cool people and get fucked up all night. You also get to know a slew of regular clients which is nice, but you also end up seeing them in all sorts of weird situations, which when you are underage and working in a bar is pretty fucked, you know??

So there was this regular club girl that came there all the time with her older, greasy boyfriend, who looked like a slimmer version of Brandon Davis, only with a beard. This chick was an eleven out of ten, for real. Nice implants thats didn’t look too fake, long blonde hair, and a nice tan that didn’t make her look like a Jewish house wife. She was always really nice to me and talked to me alot and over time we got to know each other fairly well, and she would always tip me great at the end of the night.

So this one time I was on my break, and I went to the upstairs bathroom to do a few bumps cause it was always way less busy in that bathroom. The last stall door looked a bit open, so I headed for that one to get some privacy. As I pushed open the door, who I do see, but this chick and her man. The chick is standing on the toilet, with her skirt and panties around her ankles, the guy is down on his knees with a pen in his mouth, and he is blowing what I can only assume is cocaine directly up her ass. Now you have to understand that this was about 2 years ago and I was only beginning my decent into drugs and sexual deviance, and at the time, it scared the shit out of me. I bolted out of the bathroom and went back to work. She came to get her coat at the end of the night and I gave it to her without even looking up. Things were horribly awkward ever ytime I saw her after that, but she seemed to tip me even better, so it was like whatever, you know?

Here’s Aria Giovanni. She looks like the type of gal who would let you blow coke up her ass and then fuck her all night, if you weren’t a fat virgin who still lived at home.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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2007

28

Aug

I am – Danielle Lloyd Bikini Pictures of the Day…

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I don’t know when these were taken, but they seem to be doing the internet rounds today and being the slowest fucking blog to update, I figured I might as well post them. Her name is Danielle Lloyd, she’s pretty much useless unless you sell bikinis, because she is always in fucking bikinis and because I don’t know who she is, but then again I have no idea who anyone is, I also had no idea that Owen Wilson tried to kill himself yesterday, I had no idea that Carmen Electra was white, and I think I started feeling the anxiety of being a total hack, or like that the pressure was on or some shit because I ended up dreaming that I was at some party with all the other bloggers and no one would talk to me, I would just sit there getting wasted and yelling at random people as they passed by while a group of guys in the other room sat and played nintendo and guitar. It was the closest thing I had to a gay dream in years, there were no girls, just blown up laminated posters of some of their most famous posts, like the Jessica Alba bikini ass on all fours picture and shit.

Either way, I am a hack, I am just waking up, this is Danielle Lloyd and I am not a gay blogger, and if I was invited to one of their get-togethers which I wouldn’t be, because they don’t consider me one of them, I wouldn’t go, and if I did go, I’d bring a crackwhore to piss randomly in random placed when I got bored, on demand, ideally a stinky fucking pee on the couch just to scare the virgins a bit.

So the life lesson is that I will not take a night off of drinking and I will keep ripping off other blogs so that they continue hating me…so that I don’t become one of them…


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2007

27

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was out walking today behind what I thought was a really, really fat white women, with those long braid extentions in her hair that the black girls who used to kick my ass in school used to have. They were really long and down to her ass, but also really ratty looking. I started to imagine what her white trash house looked like on the inside, and her 6 snot nosed kids eating Raman noodles on the living floor and kinda felt good about my life for a few minutes.

I was spaced out and didn’t notice her stop and bumped into her, but when I turned around, she was not a she, but was in fact a he, wearing a pair of ninties style Oakleys with a full beard. Now I could tell this guy was no faggot, he just had hair like a faggot, and I can’t figure out why. Nor could I figure out why he would want to sit and have his hair braided for five fucking hours like a Jewish Girl on Vacation either.

So be careful, cause you never know when the lady you’re staring it is going to be a guy. Unless that’s you thing, which wouldn’t surprise me, homo.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

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Cameron Diaz is a slut
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Jake Gyllenhaall is possibly a homo. I am shocked. SHOCKED!
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The Mammory Memory Game
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Are these Bitches Fake or Slutty?
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WWE’s Brooke Posing for FHM
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Some Chick Drag Racer Building a Car Video – It’s Pretty Much Porn….
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Who Would You Rather?
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Sluts in their Underwear and Thongs Posing Video
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Idiot lets a scorpion sting him on the nuts
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More Ghetto Girls Posing in Practically Nothing Video
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Pete Doherty is Fucking Cool and Here’s an Interview With Him
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Watch This Dudes Answer To Miss South Carolina’s Answer
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Mel B’s into Chicks…Here’s the Pic
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A little sexy “Something About Chuck” Marketing Strategy….
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Some on the Phone Fingering Scene from Some Movie Called Eroism
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Drunk Goth’s Drinking Jack Daniels The Right Way…Through Her Pussy
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Couple of Sluts Named Amber Nichole and Denise Penula Learn How to Lap Dance on Each Other
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Great Air Sex Video/ Documentary
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Alena Seredova is Topless On the Beach
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Hot Import Nights Hit Up Orlando….Which Means Girls Modeling in Lingerie..
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Some Anna Nicole Smith Outtakes from a Movie Unable to Recite her Lines…
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Kate Hudson and Dax Make Out in the Grocery Store While Own Wilson Tries to Kill Himself…
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Ed the Sock and Will Sasso Because Will Sasso Hates Me….
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How to: Make you friend think he got rejected from College
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Mel B was a lesbo. She probabaly still is…I heard Eddie Murphey has a Hot Cunt….
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Some Blonde Masturbating
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Britney Spears is a child abuser. I dont know if abuser is even a word tho
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Jessica Cirio Photoshoot Video
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Mmmmm snails are fucking sexy…video
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Lily Allen kinda pokies
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Tiger Woods makes fun of Charles Barkley, even tho Charles Barkley could beat the shit out of him
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Britney drives like a maniac. Of course, she IS a maniac, so thats not really surprising
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Some video of a slut you should watch, cause you don’t get any in real life
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Some hot chick standing next to Jelly..I mean KELLY Clarkson
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Celebrities and their spawn or STDs – depending who you’re talking to….
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DMX likes to abuse dogs too
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Owen Wilson is a cry baby that is starved for attention and Suicidal
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Megan Fox pics to whack off to
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Some fast car neither you nor I can afford
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Angelina jolie = More of a MILF then anyone
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Jessica Simpson wears tight clothes
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I had no idea Sharon Stone had 3 adopted sons, all this time I thought she was a single Couger
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Nick Hogan almost killed himself in a car accident
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Wentworth Miller is a Homo. Is everyon fucking gay these days? Seriously
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One more reason Oprah is a fucking bitch
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Jennifer Ellison…In Lingerie…Again
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Big Brother 8 update for the loser reality TV fans out there
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Horny Goat breaks up turtle love
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Hayden Panettiere gossip
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Lauren Conrad at the Teen Choice Awards
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Paris Hilton and Kid Rock hang out
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Emily De Raven like whoa!
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Don Johnson is old
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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are mad at something again
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Even Jesus can’t save Michael Vick. I mean the guy from the bible, not that fat asshole who owns this site
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Porn Blooper
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Kim Kardishian and some interviewer acting like Kim is a big deal
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Jessica Simpson in a Tight Tank Top With Hot fucking Tit Action
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The Rest of the Teen Choice Pics that We Missed…
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Lohan is Still Fucking Sexy Pictures from a Photoshoot
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Hot Teens Naked and Posing…
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People Doing Shots of Tequila Out of Some Girls Snatch
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Dude’s Build Some Insane Slip and Slide
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Some Bondage Video With Lizards…Weird
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A Couple Girls Flashing their Boxes in Public
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Use This Spray to Get Laid …Without it You are Hopeless
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2007

27

Aug

I am – Elle Macpherson Surfing of the Day

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It seems like surfing is the new thing for middle-aged celebrities to learn. I am going to admit that I have always wanted to be a surfer because they get all the bitches and are living the dream, unfortunately I don’t know how to swim, I am drunk too often, and I am too fat for any surfboard to support my weight – but I still like to believe that one day I’ll be living the dream….

Here are some pictures of a SLAMMIN’ Elle Macpherson in a bikini that someone sent in to me. She was one of the original bikini models who opened my eyes to bikini models and I remember spending endless nights curled up to my Sports Illustrated 1988 or 89 video where here nipples were exposed numerous times…..

I came across this story I wrote a while ago and figured I’d post it because I don’t think I have yet and since it’s a true story, you need to read it….

I knew this gay kid who was from a gay family. He had a brother and he had a father and he never really spoke of his mother, but it is safe to say that she is either dead or fucked off on them. They grew up in a good part of town and they had a nice house and a good female influence in the shape of a 250 pound aunt who was the biggest leather wearing dyke in the county. His dad was a fag, his brother was a fag and he was a fag but he was in the closet, his dad was in the closet and his brother was in the closet. They were all in the fucking closet for fear of being judged, disowned or whatever because the dad played the front of the homophobe while doing dudes in his spare time.

The family had an unfortunate experience of finding out that each other were into the cock when they all accidentally ended up at the Gay Sauna on the same night and one brother happened to be on the receiving end of the Glory hole and another brother ended up on the left side glory hole and his dad ended up on the right side of the glory hole and dude ended up servicing each of them to completion unknowingly until the meet at greet in the hot tub where the dad decided that it was time for a sit down and talk about him being a faggot and the faggot way of life.

So the point of the story is that the gay kid I knew sucked off his dad and his brother in one sitting, one night, a series of unfortunate events and that story is more fucked up that these pictures of Elle Macpherson could turn any man straight…..


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2007

27

Aug

I am – Nicole Richie’s Pregnant Tits and Gut of the Day

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Some dude called me a homo and a whiner today because I called him a cocksucker and I realize that I do whine and complain alot and I am okay with that. I emailed some big entertainment company asking them to advertise on my site, they were nice enough to respond to me and send me a rejection directly, usually my emails go unanswered and are just lost forever.

Since I knew the email was hitting his inbox, I took the opportunity to send him an email expressing my opinion. It may not be funny or interesting but I am posting it anyway….

Do you not want to work with me because there is some barely there nudity on my site? It is not a porn site, it is mainstream entertainment site that aims for readers that 21 and older. I figure that if you’re over 21 I sure as hell hope you’ve seen tits before, otherwise you should probably just jump or maybe go gay or something, because let’s face it being a virgin isn’t cool and never will be, no matter what the asexuals at your University are telling you. I think I saw my first set of tits when I was 11…..and I am not talking on my mother, I am talking on a real live girl and it only cost me $5.

Either way, I understand you have to protect your company and your crazy bible fucking audience, it’s just the way of America. It’s more outdated than any other country, but it’s playing things safe and I respect safe, it’s the reason I’ve never tried heroin. I guess the land of the free is really the land of the heavily conservative and scared to push boundaries and you spend your resources discussing whether a congressman is really a republican because in 1990 he was videotaped with supporting pro-choice when a real republican is pro-life….because I can only assume they’ve never knocked up a bitch they didn’t want to get married to because otherwise they’d know that killing a fetus is more exciting than being stuck with a fat whore you had a one night stand with when drunk….because a life of misery is a life not worth living….

If ever you change your mind and want to work with me, I am pretty cheap, at least that’s what my wife always says, but that’s only because I hate her and use her credit card to buy her Christmas gifts. Cuddles.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Speaking of Abortion, Here are some pics of Nicole Richie and her new tits and baby stomach. I am surprised she didn’t have an abortion and I am sure she’s had her fair share of them in the past…Let’s just hope her drug addiction and eating disorder doesn’t turn this kid into some kind of flipper baby….even if it’s the only way anyone can put up with her bullshit….


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2007

27

Aug

I am – Nicole Richie's Pregnant Tits and Gut of the Day

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Some dude called me a homo and a whiner today because I called him a cocksucker and I realize that I do whine and complain alot and I am okay with that. I emailed some big entertainment company asking them to advertise on my site, they were nice enough to respond to me and send me a rejection directly, usually my emails go unanswered and are just lost forever.

Since I knew the email was hitting his inbox, I took the opportunity to send him an email expressing my opinion. It may not be funny or interesting but I am posting it anyway….

Do you not want to work with me because there is some barely there nudity on my site? It is not a porn site, it is mainstream entertainment site that aims for readers that 21 and older. I figure that if you’re over 21 I sure as hell hope you’ve seen tits before, otherwise you should probably just jump or maybe go gay or something, because let’s face it being a virgin isn’t cool and never will be, no matter what the asexuals at your University are telling you. I think I saw my first set of tits when I was 11…..and I am not talking on my mother, I am talking on a real live girl and it only cost me $5.

Either way, I understand you have to protect your company and your crazy bible fucking audience, it’s just the way of America. It’s more outdated than any other country, but it’s playing things safe and I respect safe, it’s the reason I’ve never tried heroin. I guess the land of the free is really the land of the heavily conservative and scared to push boundaries and you spend your resources discussing whether a congressman is really a republican because in 1990 he was videotaped with supporting pro-choice when a real republican is pro-life….because I can only assume they’ve never knocked up a bitch they didn’t want to get married to because otherwise they’d know that killing a fetus is more exciting than being stuck with a fat whore you had a one night stand with when drunk….because a life of misery is a life not worth living….

If ever you change your mind and want to work with me, I am pretty cheap, at least that’s what my wife always says, but that’s only because I hate her and use her credit card to buy her Christmas gifts. Cuddles.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Speaking of Abortion, Here are some pics of Nicole Richie and her new tits and baby stomach. I am surprised she didn’t have an abortion and I am sure she’s had her fair share of them in the past…Let’s just hope her drug addiction and eating disorder doesn’t turn this kid into some kind of flipper baby….even if it’s the only way anyone can put up with her bullshit….


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