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2022

09

May

Oana Gregory Bikini of the Day

Oana Gregory is some Disney Kid who was barely famous when working for Disney, basically a barely a Disney Kid but Disney is so big, with so many different content creating verticals that there are a bunch of kids who can call themselves Disney Kids, who barely fucking exist.

She branded herself as the first Disney Kid who was Romanian, since she’s born in Romania, but unlike girls born in America, was able to get into the industry. Maybe she’s harder working, maybe she is just that talented with her broken english, or maybe there’s a conspiracy or two you should look into about human trafficking.

She’s 26 now, so your perverring on her is hardly questionable, especially with a rocking set of tits and Eastern European ass….it looks fucking good….maybe it’s about time to make her more legitimate…but since she’s singed to Bella Thorne’s porn agency, that’s likely not in the cards…but hot botty titty is, and really that’s all people care about these days, just not on this site…..

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2022

09

May

Milf Monday of the Day

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I don’t know if MILF porn trends harder on the Mother’s Day weekend than other times of the year, you know so dudes can revisit their jerking off to mom fetishes after being reminded that they have one, because everyone around them is worshipping their mom in social media posts, totally neglecting that it’s basically mocking those who have lost their moms, with a “I have a mom and she’s awesome and you don’t”….but the social justice warriors and the woke haven’t decided that celebrating moms is wrong yet…

I mean sure they try to get them abortions before they become moms, they try to get them addicted to careers before realizing how fulfilled they are having a family, they try to raise the kids in the school by the state so that the purpose of a mom is obsolete….so I figure soon enough, Mother’s Day will be cancelled for not being inclusive or equitable…but I Don’t think MILF porn, or moms who want to be fucked or jerked off to will stop, because there are people really into that whole maternal thing acting lewd….instead of focusing on raising their kids so they don’t need to be sluts on the internet to feel validated…

I am all for looking at desperation…whether a kid’s been expelled from a pussy or not, I am all for not being so uptight and judgemental about bitches getting naked, because I love it, but I think it’s still fair to be judgemental since this is not normal mom behavior by my standards, but probably normal mom behavior by society’s standards…..

Either way, celebrate moms everyday by jerking off to them…..

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2022

09

May

Aly and AJ Michalka Sisters in Thongs of the Day

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I was never into Disney, I think I saw a handful of their animations as a kid and decided it was evil propaganda because I am just more enlightened than most of you fuckers I guess. This was before knowing that Disney owns all levels of the media and that their manipulating the mind of the youth, who I think shouldn’t be allowed on the internet, on screens, teach em how to be humans before letting them throw it all away as obese slobs on a screen…..

I do remember early in the site the Michalka sisters being the jerk off material for the people who liked Disney for the way they pulled talent, you know the young starlets that play wholesome, despite probably doing vile shit to become that talent, only to grow up as young broken sluts to keep society moving in the wrong direction.

I did posts on the sisters, since they were trending and I don’t know what’s popular or not, in the event you didn’t realize, this site is supposed to make fun of celebrity culture not groupie it like it was ELON MUSK….which is a weird thing to GROUPIE….no one likes nerds, but for some reason when they make billions, people think they are cooler than they actually are….they are still nerds…so stop jerking off to ELON and GATES….and go back to jerking off to the MICHALKA sisters..

The point is, they are slutty hot sisters, now older, but not too old to remember than there is strength in numbers, together stronger than apart, or some shit….because when it comes to sisters, we all want to seem them fuck each other, it’s genetically just masturabtion….ideally on our dicks…and anyone who has fucked a girl with a sister knows, the other sister, even when ugly, is appealing enough to want to fuck, just to see if their pussies match.

So sister fetishes are real, these sisters in thongs are real cuz they know the sister fetish, the ass on the left doesn’t look real, but nothing is real, so we’ll take it.

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2022

09

May

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley’s producing some rockin’ bikini content despite being in her 50s.

There is not guarantee that this isn’t her transgender son with Steve Bing who recently killed himself, rocking an Elizabeth Hurley face filter, or if this is the old SLAG’s actual body, but since it’s the internet and on the screen and not happening in front of us, we’ll just take it with a grain of salt and assume the old lady is just too vain to let herself rot, or to not produce bikini content in all her old age glory so that the fans can keep jacking off to her like 30 years haven’t gone by since we first discovered her turning tricks for Hugh Grant.

Movie magic, rich person vanity, transgenders in Augmented Reality filters or not, we’ll believe this lie, like all lies on TV….we’re conditioned to.

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2022

09

May

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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If you’re not breast feeding, especially on Mother’s Day weekend, which was this past weekend, in the event your mother died and you’ve given up on all aspects of life that surround motherhood because it triggers you of how unfair life is…you aren’t living life to your fullest potential.

I did not breast feed this past weekend, I didn’t even see slutty exhibitionist moms in the park breast feeding to get a cheap thrill and some male attention like when they used to wear low cut shirts to the clubs, before choosing the mom life.

But luckily, we celebrate motherhood on a weekly basis here, because strong mothers make for strong people in an era where everyone is a gay retard…and we celebrate motherhood by posting breast milk lactation porn, showing you the real purpose and sorcery the woman’s breast has to offer…if you’re into that kind of thing, which I’m not, but I am into tit being pulled out by people who feel like they need to show tit to feel alive, while doing it under the guise that they are doing it to keep their babies alive….I’m onto you.

Either way, celebrate mom’s everyday by jerking off to them.

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2022

09

May

Beer Opener – No Try it with Your Vagina and Other Videos of the Day

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Gym Ass

Putting A Lot of Trust in a Bikini Top

Doing the Splits

Bike Shorts Ass

Tighten that Dress Up

Hey there Braless

Bikini at the Pool

Bikini Reveal

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2022

09

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It was Mother’s Day so I hope you cummed in a bitch and I hope that bitch you cummed in wasn’t your mother…save that for valentines day…..I mean now that she’s likely well into menopause, maybe even already in a home for dementia since this isn’t a site for the 20 year olds, they don’t understand it…so maybe you don’t have to save it for Valentine’s Day anymore…it’s not like you can get her pregnant and have some retard incest baby…

Either way, celebrate mom’s everyday by jerking off to them or in them…depending on your access.

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2022

06

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the weekend. Do something.

It’s mother’s day this weekend, go out there and find some miserable drunk middle manager lonely feminist and make some mothers for next year’s mother’s day.

Do something and make it count.

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2022

06

May

Bella Hadid Nip Slip of the Day

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Bella Hadid may be some overrated muppet with pretty hard, even transgender features…an instagram model thanks to her family money, her sister’s career being bought, high sales conversions on her social media feed, or at least high enough to pretend she’s a model, because I have eyes and I know a model when I see one, I don’t need to be told incessantly that something is a model until accepting it…

I realize, posing for a camera makes anyone a fucking model so there’s no real baseline, but you know what I mean…they say she’s a super model to keep the lie going….and I don’t buy it.

I do know that she brought a classic nip slip, even though we’ve all seen her tits, it’s still a classic nip slip, even if she’s an attention seeking imposter, it’s still a classic nipple slip and we can’t let them take that away from us, even though they’ve taken everything else with their MIND CONTROL tactics.

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2022

06

May

Demi Lovatos Going to Put This in their TheyHole of the Day

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Demi Lovato, now a They, Alien Communicator because she suffered mental illness from a life of being sold off and sexualized by a disgusting industry that has led to perverts like me posting her bullshit like I fucking care or like if fucking. matters, not that I believe in Mental Illness when it comes to famous people, it is just a great excuse for victimhood and something no one contests but instead feel sorry for and cry about together in some fucking group therapy sessions they can afford because they are overpaid trash, while people with real mental illness are over here thinking that every van that drives by is about to abduct them for writing “conspiracy theories” on the internet….

What I am sayin is there is actual crazy and there is Disney Kid rich brat who gets away with everything because she’s surrounded by yes men that make money off her, and we all know what category she falls into.

She’s posing with sex toys, now that sex toys are normalized, everyone MASTURBATE, except maybe the 10,000 dollar sex doll you’re dating, that’s still weird…but a little vibe to help a girl cum, in an era of chronic masturbating perverts isn’t all that edgy, but for a Disney Kid to be pushing it, you can figure out exactly what agenda these monsters are pushing onto your kids.

The funny thing is that it took her becoming “TRANS” or a NON BINARY THEY to start putting out slutty content with her tits out….

Not that I like Demi Lovato, she’s serious last week’s kitchen garbage trash….but if she has to exist, and she does exist, too much invested in her and not just Valderamma semen, but other semen too….too many fans…to not let. her run with this low level NORMIE dabbling in BDSM for some instant gratification or a “tickle” from an orgasm to release her depleted dopamine to make her feel better about herself….and for those of us who have been jerking off 10 times a day for the last 40 years…it’s hardly that exciting to see bitches trying to act empowered or like they are revolutionaries because they have vibrators..it’s like they haven’t met any 40 year old housewives from Ohio who have had all the sex toys for the last hundred fucking years….

It’s sad when perv shit goes DISNEY and all the FUN gets sucked out of it for a man who has made PERV shit his only interest his entire existence….and not to get ahead doing it, if anything, it backfired and prevented me from making real money with a website that had a lot of traffic between 2004-2010…all these fucks coming out of the woodwork trying to monetize our pervert existence and succeeding….FUCKERS.

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