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2022

06

Jun

Elizabeth Hurley Jubilee of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley is celebrating her native land of England along with the rest of the commonwealth, because they are happy that the Queen has been Queen for 70 years, it’s an achievement assuming the Queen is still alive and not some Augmented Reality. An instagram filter, used to fuck with the fans because they don’t want to be breaking any hearts….

I may not understand that appreciation of the Royal Family, their colonialism, or sponsorship of corporations to take over North America, I may find it a dated tradition that doesn’t really benefit any of us except maybe for Megan Markle….Hi Megan.

But this isn’t about the queen, their partnering up with corporations to steal land from the natives….

This is about Liz Hurley, old as shit and still looking good in a bikini, which makes no sense to me, but it doesn’t need to makes sense to me, even if she’s also augmented reality or an instagram filter, I can support that lie, you know because she’s still hot in a bikini at her old as shit age. It’s impressive, but probably doesn’t smell as good as it looks.

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2022

06

Jun

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Since the world is filled with a bunch of weak little bitches, it’s only natural that girls, who make up the other half of the population, at least according to me, because I don’t get caught up in the choose your own gender adventure bullshit that everyone else seems to love to support because they are too bored to realize they ain’t got time for that shit. When you’re busy, you don’t even know what gender you are, what gender you want to be, you’re just tired and trying not to die.

Anyway, half of the population are little bitches, weak, soft, lazy….and the other half are girls who get naked to make money off those little weak, soft, lazy bitches, and for that reason, breast feeding or lactation is exciting.

I don’t mind seeing the natural function of a tit in action, or some blown out moms trying to redeem themselves or maintain some sex appeal with some parlour tricks like using their tits…

I just don’t like that they can hormonally alter men to breast feed / lactate, making me approach each of these tits with some discretion since nothing is sacred, not even breast feeding.

Either way, good way to start the week for the weak.

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2022

06

Jun

We’ve got Another Personality Girl and Other Videos of the Day

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3 Cowgirls

Girl and her Bikini Top

Hooters Girl.

Yoga in a Dress

Big Tits Trying on a Shirt

Dueling Whores

Whore in thee Underwear Dance

Hot Bikini Outfit

Outfit Reveal

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2022

06

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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In this weirdly gay world, where incel type dudes are now bi-sexual in a way to increase their chances in getting their dick sucked, while still not getting their dick sucked, not even on Pride month…..

In one of those proving you’re not gay from the pesticides like all the animals in part of the industrial chemical poisoning of the world, it’s in all our food….by doing gay shit, which I guess has always been the jock approach to gay “I’ll fuck you up the ass to prove how straight I am”….”let’s jerk off together to lesbian porn to prove how not gay we are”…..”let’s compare boners to see how not gay we are”….

It’s a weird world, we’re doomed but luckily, it is June 6, 2022, which is basically 666, so see what happens and while waiting we got you stepLINKS…

Kylie Jenner’s Thirst Trap from the Lake
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Vanessa Hudgens Hosted an Awards Show
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Tyler Herro’s Baby Momma Katya Elise Henry Posts Message About Being Cheated On
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Cara Delevingne Wears Nipple Pasties for Pride!
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Looking At The Insides Of A Crazy Square Watermelon From Japan!
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Reactions Of Pets To The Movie Lion King
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People From African Tribes Try Pizza For The First Time
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They Are Doing a Scrubs Revival No One Asked For
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If You Like Cam Girls, Support Cam Girls!
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2022

03

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the weekend, get out there and fuck. Girls are bigger whores than ever, all into getting fucked for the sake of being woke, sex positive, open minded…not a SEX shamer….do it for feminism….

At least that’s the vibe I get on the internet….

But I figure, at a certain point, you’ll become a fetish because they’ll have gone through every other possible fetish around, your time will come….you will get fucked….

So here are some stepLINKS to get you in the mood to go out there and fuck.

Just don’t fuck vaccinated bitches as your dick may fall off..unless that’s your new fetish….

But yeah, weekend, go fuck, let the stepLINKS be the foreplay.

Selena Gomez Shares Her Top Pics From CVS!
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Miss BumBum Suzy Cortez Says Shakira’s Longtime Partner Gerard Pique Slid into Her DMs
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Cara Delevingne Wears Nipple Pasties for Pride!
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Things You Don’t Want Showing Up on your Public Amazon Wishlist
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Selena Gomez in a Tight Shirt
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Maika Monroe Pokies
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IG Model Allie Rae is Back and She’s Got Something for the Haters!
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Former D1 Soccer Player Jessica Vincent is Worth a Look
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Cindy Mello Hangs By the Pool!
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Aaron Rodgers reveals that he’s contemplating retirement
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Inside the Piano
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Crazy Kid Fan Dancing At A Volleyball Game!
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The first trailer for BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD DO THE UNIVERSE is here!
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Friends Ruining Friend’s Goodtime
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Elvis is Cracking Down on Elvis Weddings in Vegas…Everyone Want’s their Pay!
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Man Invites Dying Neighbor to Move in
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Maisie William’s Guide to Punk Makeup!
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Model Jena Sims and Golfer Brooks Koepka are Tying the Knot this Weekend
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Cami Romero is a Babe on a Motorbike in a Bikini
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DVD Logo Hits the Corner in the Stadium
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Animal Rights Protesters Enters Timberwolves Court, Get Caught!
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Most Amazing NHL Player-Fan Interactions!
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BKFC Knockouts Girls on the Cover of Fitness Gurls
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Hot TikTok Star Isabella Fonte – Braless
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Big Explosion
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Cute Baby Rabbit And Husky Puppy Play Together
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Doja Cat Drops Vegas
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Campbell Pitcher’s Dad Wears Baby Mask During NCAA Knoxville Regional
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Sniffer Dog at the Airport
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Young Man Finds Out He’s Short On Cash For A Guitar, Woman Pays For Him!
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David Carr Says That Davante Adams Has Been Trying to Get Traded to the Raiders for Five Years
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Laetitia Casta Still Hot
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Vanessa Hudgens on the Rd Carpt for MTV
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Model Ophelie in a Bikini
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Madison Beer on the Streets
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Kristen Stewart on the Red Carpet
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Lea Seydoux Red Carpet
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Hailey Bieber Slutty in a Dress with Hard Nips
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Chastain in a Yellow Dress with Short Hair
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Khloe Kardashian in a Latex Dress
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Conor Leslie Tight Top
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Emma Roberts in Jeans
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Emrata Face is Somthing Else
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Dua Lipa in a Tight Outfit on Stage
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Karen Fukuhara GQ Mag
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Olvia Holt in Black and White
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Sydney Chandler in a Photoshoot
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Anne Hathaway Driving
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Eiza Gonzalez Takes Mamoa Dick
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From stepSMUT!!

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Big Clit Get Lit!
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Sorry About the Mess
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G Cup
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Hot Amateur
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Butt Plugs
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The Caught Compilation
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Lara Croft Tits
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23 People Having Shit Day
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Double Penetrated
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Lesbian Sauna
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Pussy Passed Denied
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Finger in the Ass
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Crackhead Shit
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Strawberry Shotcake
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Naked Ariel the Hot Model
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Hottie Toy in Ass
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Fights
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Pillow Fucker
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Nude Model
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Vibe Drips
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Weird Smoking Pussy Show
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Stella the Lesbian
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Boat Ass Getting Docked
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Lorna Morgan BIG tits
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Hard Ride
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Hot Yulia Gets Naked
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Public Ass Flasher
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Slutty Mom
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Riv Jones Big Tits
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Nude model Lola
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Big Dildo Rider
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2022 TikTok Hardcore Porn
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Booties
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Toy in Ass
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Morning Sex in the Kitchen
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Hard Bounce
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Amateur Fuck
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Booty Jiggles
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2022

03

Jun

I’d still fuck Madonna of the Day

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She’s Madonna…

I’ve done’ worse….

Dramatically worse….

I don’t care how mangled, beat up, ROTTEN MEAT, disgusting she probably is outside of the instagram filters…

She’s Madonna…

I don’t care that she’s some Satanic princess sent here to destroy generations of women…

I just hope she’s wearing depends….geriatric is one thing, but geriatric feces is another.

I’ve spent enough time in old folks home looking for dementia bitches to stick my dick in to know how quickly that shit goes shout!

She’s Madonna….allegedly….I’m not sure this thing is even humnan….but I’d still fuck it.

Posted in:Madonna

2022

03

Jun

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…

If as a society, at last in Canada, but even in the USA, since you can’t technical enter the USA without the poison COVID shots that have been proven to not work, they’ve enforced this draconian, tyrannical, evil, oppressive pressure on the people to follow their order…your health and wellness is not your choice, or your choice in health and wellness may feel like your choice, but we’re forcing you into it….

I’d like to see the same energy applied to the on/off….mandate all employees with tits and pussy to do this to keep their job….so we can jerk off better to them.

I hate seeing a clothed woman knowing I’ll never know what she looks like naked, it’s evil, it’s sinsiter, it’s dark…it’s so old school.

These are modern times, force women to do it, they already do it, we just need more of them doing it daily, and they’ll all love doing it once they do it, they just need that pressure from above.

I should get into politics, this is my only policy, but I feel we can go far with it and build of it….

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2022

03

Jun

Kristen Stewart Braless of the Day

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I don’t find Kristen Stewart a compelling star. I thought she was some product of incest poor chick who was sold to the industry because she geographically lived in and around LA and it was easy for her creepy dad to sell her off to some random producer he met at the grocery store, a bitch has got to eat motherfuckers.

I never understood her celebrity, she’s a boing, emotionless, barely hot actress, so either she’s got dirt on important people who did terrible things to her or in front of her, or she’s actually one of their own with famous, connected family….because there’s gotta be something about her that justifies her “a-list” attitude….

Sure, Twilight was huge, but is that enough to keep this bitch working, or is there are more sinister side to the story…..

The weirdest thing about her, at least for me, is that despite being a lipstick lesbian, which is a lesbian that doesn’t look like a biker, bus driver, cafeteria lady, or man…..even though I don’t believe lesbianism is a real ailment, not even in priDEMONth….

But yeah, the weirdest thing about her, even when she’s dating/fucking seemingly hot chicks, she’s still fucking boring to me….and even if I think lesbianism is fake, anti-climatic, masturbatory, even narcissistic….like “girl wants pussy praised by other girl, because she thinks she’s top pussy”….I can still happily watch girls fuck girls…yet Kristen Stewart doesn’t make me want to watch her sex tapes if there were sex tapes an she’s not even hideous….so explain that….can a girl be so boring that even when hot enough to be famous is not someone I want to see fuck….I can’t explain that…it is inexplicable…my own kind of X-Files…..

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2022

03

Jun

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Feminism was a political movement to take women out of the house, to destroy the family unit, to tax women to line the pockets of the people who funded the feminist movement and it’s been one of the biggest lies, or scams, towards women, their happiness, their purpose, their lives….yet you still have girls getting railed by random men 5 nights a week, thinking it’s a feminist act….or hating on men, even though women were seen as the queen of the house, something a man would throw his life into supporting, back when this feminism thing happened…..it was propaganda, and people feel for it….

These girls aren’t feminists, but if you ask any girl if she’s a feminist, they’ll probably say yes…they just didn’t post braless content for feminism, I put that spin on it, because I am fake news….

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2022

03

Jun

Doja Cat Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know who Doja Cat is, but she’s some trending popstar from the internet, which means she’s probably not all that impressive, but one of those weak and desperate fame at a level the execs like, because they know that she’s not going to stray from their orders or rules, because her maintaining her fame is critical.

Apparently, she got famous for wearing a cow bikini, saying “bitch I’m a cow, moo”….turned into a song that I assume went big on TikTok, as it does, and now she’s famous.

To all the struggling artists out there trying to figure it out, you just need to be someone that can be bought with little to no talent or creativity, because the audience is so fucking empty, they don’t even need real music, just retard sounds to keep their retard heads boppin’.

It’s a fucking disgrace but I’ll look at her in her bikini trying to be comedic, in her bikini, to make it seem like she’s not being some clickbait trash that she clearly is….and all I gotta say is where’s the asshole at girl…..at least make something about you interesting….asshole always helps achieve that.

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