I went to get a sandwich today with my friend, and it was great but I got really full you know, like to full in some ways. The thing about me is I have a really weak gag reflex (but only when it comes to gross shit, not for head or anything). As I’m walking down the street we turn the corner and theres this bum throing up on a wall, but this was some serious vomit. I don’t think I have ever seen this much vomit come out of a person, and trust me, I have seen a lot of people puking in my 18 years.
So right away, I’m all “I’m gonna hurl, I’m gonna hurl!� and my friend is all “Nono, don’t do it!� and I started dry heavy really bad about ten feet passed where this dude was still puking. Now also remember that this is on a busy city street, Thursday afternoon at 3, so there’s loads of people walking by, watching me dry heaving and wondering what’s up and then looking passed me to see this bum loosing his insides on the wall of the pizza place. It was truly a Kodak moment.
Here’s the links, click them and I’ll give you a kiss.
Meat or Malady?
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How To: Rig a coin operated machine and never pay for laundry again
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More of the mess that is Britney Spears
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Tom Cruise is a Nazi
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Could somebody shit this fucking bitch up please?
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Pretty cool stunt with a Mini
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Paris Hilton has great choice in men
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Your mom is a slut
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Academic Honesty. This one is good.
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Pam Anderson soaking wet, and wearing white
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Half naked Shay Laren
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Danielle Lloyd will do anything for money
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Guys Wake friend up with a punch in the nuts
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Posh’s legs are pretty nasty
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Video of MiMi Rogers nude
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Ali Larter showing off her legs
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Quinton Jackson dry humps his interviewer
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Some aerobics instructor lets one rip on the air
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Amy Winehouse is one classy broad
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Nick Nolte is a drunk bastard, but he shared a table with me once at a restaurant, so he’s cool with me
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Plug your ears: Michael Bolton and Nicolette Sheriden duet on the way
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K-Fed is getting a job
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Content .vs. Commerce, assholes.
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Not too sure who Michael Bay is, but apparently, he sucks
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Plastic surgery fun with Tara Reid
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Jessica White models for Victoria’s Secret
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Catherine Zeta-Jones is way too hot for that old dude she is married to
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Review of Courtney Love’s show at the Roxy
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Katherine McPhee’s temporary tattoos
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Angelina Jolie is amazing and fuck you if you don’t like her
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Dude surfing a tsunami wave. Amazing!!
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The Internet: Reposted
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One shirtless bum beats the piss out of another
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Carlsberg and Mentos
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Some chick from Nebraska with a nice rack
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Jessica Alba wears stupid shoes
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Photo of the Day
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Tragedy caught on film
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Hilary Duff is into Leather
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Christina Aguilera is nice I think
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Dita Von Tease likes porn. I am shocked. SHOCKED
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Shay Lauren, like whoa!
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Rihanna should be a model instead
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Mischa Barton – “I’m different�
Us – “No, you’re not…�
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Daryl Hannah looking hefty
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Simpson’s pissed off the pagans
[nelson] Ha Ha [nelson]
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God damn Lohan is an idiot
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Find that special someone by stalking them on the internet first
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Use this, and your friends will finally stop teasing you for being a virgin, I promise.
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