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2007

09

Jul

I am – Pam Anderson Parties in Hooters Uniform of the Day

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I know that Pam Anderson was one of the lucky big breasted sluts who didn’t have to spend her career taking orders at the local hooters. She was one of those big breasted girls who was able to get in Playboy and land roles in shows like Baywatch that gave her celebrity status for having big tits, while most big breasted sluts were forced to work for tips or work the pole to pay off the tit implants but that didn’t stop her from reminding us all that she knows her role in the world.

Reality is that I am posting these pictures because seeing drunk old ladies is a bit of a fetish of mine. Whenever I get to a bar and see them in the corner alone, preying on young dudes with their tits flopping all over the place, I am compelled to watch like shit’s something you’d see on the nature channel. I know that unsuspecting dudes can’t fight off their years of training with men and when a bitch tells you to fuck her it’s pretty hard to say no, especially when you know she’s got a husband at home and a lot of experience and pent up sex drive that will destroy your cock.

I am also posting these because bitch has a pretty controlled cameltoe going down, and this is the kind of girl who you’d expect to see vagina lips hanging out of the bottom of her shorts, and having such a big vagina under control and seemingly normal sized is something worth celebrating. Maybe it’s something that takes years to master and that skill is probably part of the reason she made it to where she has today…

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2007

09

Jul

I am – Paris Hilton’s Retarded Cleavage of the Day

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Paris Hilton has been out of Jail for about a week or something and has already spent time on the beach in Hawaii, she’s gone shopping and she’s been going to acting classes and obviously trying to launch some sort of worthy career we can all laugh at her about. She held off on partying for all this time and has finally gone out to a club over the weekend. The funny thing about her is that she’s got some crazy fucking tit action going on and since I saw her half naked, I know shit’s not real. She’s probably been hanging with Pam Anderson’s magical boyfriend to make this illusion shit happen, or she’s just spent a decent amount of money on some miracle bra and fake tit inserts because this cleavage makes no fucking sense for an A-Cup.

Whenever I see girls do this kind of thing, I get a little pissed off. They are the kind of girl you think are hot and you’re scoring huge with when you get enough courage to roofie them up and drag them out of a club by their hair to bring them home with you, because let’s face it, that’s the only game you really have, your personality doesn’t ever get you that far. Once you get them naked you realize that they are not the woman you thought you were getting with and for the rest of the night all you can think about is the 200 pound fat slut who actually had real tits that you coulda probably got without having to date rape drug them.

Paris Hilton reminds us that things aren’t always what they seem as she pretends to make a difference in the world from her life changing jail experience by going to clubs and getting drunk with a set of big tits that just confuse us as into thinking whether anything out there is really authentic or just some practical joke they are playing on us like life is candid fucking camera….

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2007

09

Jul

I am – Paris Hilton's Retarded Cleavage of the Day

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Paris Hilton has been out of Jail for about a week or something and has already spent time on the beach in Hawaii, she’s gone shopping and she’s been going to acting classes and obviously trying to launch some sort of worthy career we can all laugh at her about. She held off on partying for all this time and has finally gone out to a club over the weekend. The funny thing about her is that she’s got some crazy fucking tit action going on and since I saw her half naked, I know shit’s not real. She’s probably been hanging with Pam Anderson’s magical boyfriend to make this illusion shit happen, or she’s just spent a decent amount of money on some miracle bra and fake tit inserts because this cleavage makes no fucking sense for an A-Cup.

Whenever I see girls do this kind of thing, I get a little pissed off. They are the kind of girl you think are hot and you’re scoring huge with when you get enough courage to roofie them up and drag them out of a club by their hair to bring them home with you, because let’s face it, that’s the only game you really have, your personality doesn’t ever get you that far. Once you get them naked you realize that they are not the woman you thought you were getting with and for the rest of the night all you can think about is the 200 pound fat slut who actually had real tits that you coulda probably got without having to date rape drug them.

Paris Hilton reminds us that things aren’t always what they seem as she pretends to make a difference in the world from her life changing jail experience by going to clubs and getting drunk with a set of big tits that just confuse us as into thinking whether anything out there is really authentic or just some practical joke they are playing on us like life is candid fucking camera….

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2007

09

Jul

I am – Megan Fox isn’t that Hot and is Banging David from 90210 of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Megan Fox at some airport with her lame fucking boyfriend from the other day. The reason I am posting these is because I often think a girl is hot until realizing who they are banging and then I get totally turned the fuck off of them. This bitch is all the rage lately and everyone wants a piece of her and all I can see in this pictures is a half decent girl with shitty fucking tattoos that match her useless boyfriend’s shitty fucking tattoos together making a couple that is not so hot and desirable but wealthy in shitty tattoos.

It seems like girls who all the guys find hot and worth around consistently go out and find the biggest fucking cunt out there as a way to make us all feel like bigger losers than we already are. I remember meeting this girl when I was in my 20s who had everything going for her, a job, money, looks, an education and was probably the best lap dance the city had to fucking offer, but one day while smoking a cigarette outside the club she worked at, I saw her get into the car with some asshole in a tracksuit. At first I thought that dude was just her driver but a month later I saw her at a club with him and a few weeks after that I saw them holding hands walking downtown together and I realized that this bundle of hair gel and muscles and a tattoo that said “Italia # 1” was actually her boyfriend. It made getting a lap dance from her a struggle, because no matter how bad I loved her naked and grinding on me for 10 dollars a song, I couldn’t get over that she was involved with that dude. Eventually, I would only get dances from her out of spite, it was like a “Hate Fuck” but a little more expensive and a little less naked on my part.

Either way, I know that I am not as popular as David from 90210. I know that he’s been banging pretty decent lookin’ bitches since his last role as David on 90210, 10 years ago, but the only reason for that is because girls in their mid 20s grew up wanting his cock and now they are living out that dream while he is a hell of a lot more accessible. Megan Fox was a nobody up until this Transformers shit hit, so hopefully this new role as the hottest bitch in movies of the summer will open her up to some new cock that is a little easier for people like me to stomach. Until then she’s not a hot slut I want to see more of, she’s just wasted pussy on some useless f-lister, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t want to see her get stuffed like a Turkey on Thanksgiving….let’s just hope this Brian Austin Green asshole isn’t giving her acting tips.

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2007

09

Jul

I am – Megan Fox isn't that Hot and is Banging David from 90210 of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Megan Fox at some airport with her lame fucking boyfriend from the other day. The reason I am posting these is because I often think a girl is hot until realizing who they are banging and then I get totally turned the fuck off of them. This bitch is all the rage lately and everyone wants a piece of her and all I can see in this pictures is a half decent girl with shitty fucking tattoos that match her useless boyfriend’s shitty fucking tattoos together making a couple that is not so hot and desirable but wealthy in shitty tattoos.

It seems like girls who all the guys find hot and worth around consistently go out and find the biggest fucking cunt out there as a way to make us all feel like bigger losers than we already are. I remember meeting this girl when I was in my 20s who had everything going for her, a job, money, looks, an education and was probably the best lap dance the city had to fucking offer, but one day while smoking a cigarette outside the club she worked at, I saw her get into the car with some asshole in a tracksuit. At first I thought that dude was just her driver but a month later I saw her at a club with him and a few weeks after that I saw them holding hands walking downtown together and I realized that this bundle of hair gel and muscles and a tattoo that said “Italia # 1” was actually her boyfriend. It made getting a lap dance from her a struggle, because no matter how bad I loved her naked and grinding on me for 10 dollars a song, I couldn’t get over that she was involved with that dude. Eventually, I would only get dances from her out of spite, it was like a “Hate Fuck” but a little more expensive and a little less naked on my part.

Either way, I know that I am not as popular as David from 90210. I know that he’s been banging pretty decent lookin’ bitches since his last role as David on 90210, 10 years ago, but the only reason for that is because girls in their mid 20s grew up wanting his cock and now they are living out that dream while he is a hell of a lot more accessible. Megan Fox was a nobody up until this Transformers shit hit, so hopefully this new role as the hottest bitch in movies of the summer will open her up to some new cock that is a little easier for people like me to stomach. Until then she’s not a hot slut I want to see more of, she’s just wasted pussy on some useless f-lister, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t want to see her get stuffed like a Turkey on Thanksgiving….let’s just hope this Brian Austin Green asshole isn’t giving her acting tips.

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2007

09

Jul

I am – Tera Patrick’s huge rack of the day

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My stepdaughter is pretty bored this summer and has taking an interest in what I do, so I decided to let her post here and manage the site when I leave for the cruise my wife won this week. She’s 18. She’s been raised properly by me since she was 12 and if I didn’t think she was good enough to pick up my slack, I wouldn’t let her take this shit over for the few weeks I am gone. So this is her first post.

I have no idea who Tera Patrick is, but apparently she was a special guest at Crobar in Chicago and made an appearance a few nights ago. I’m guessing she is some sort of celebrity, or they wouldn’t have invited her to host anything, anywhere, and judging by the stuffed Hello Kitty doll, her cheap looking dress which was probably really expensive and her gigantic rack, I’m gonna say she’s a porn star.

There was a girl in the fourth grade named Beth who stole my boy friend, cause she had developed faster then all of us, gave blow jobs and had huge tits, while the rest of us just wanted to hold hands and play Pogs. It gave me this great anxiety complex where I was completely disgusted with my own body for a few years after and wore baggy clothes to completely cover it up. Everyone (mostly guys) always told me not to be worried about it, but I have a feeling that if every person they walked by could see the size of their cock and judge it as they wished, they would be changing their tune pretty fucking fast.

I went through a phase about 2 years ago where regardless of how nice they were, I wanted implants, and I was going to get them if it was the last thing I did. I even went as far as to start saving the money from my shitty job I still have at Dairy Queen to get them, looked into doctors, the whole nine yards. Luckily, one doctor I met with wasn’t a money grubbing prick, and instead of showing me lovely after pictures of happy women with their enlarged breasts, he showed me a video of the operation and how the women looked like they had been in a fucking car wreck after. He told me to get fuck out of his office and that was pretty much the end of me wanting implants. I suddenly had a new appreciation for my small, but nice, tits.

I ran into to Beth not long ago, it looked like her ass had finally caught up to those huge tits, and that all those huge tits and blow jobs got her was 2 kids, a welfare check and a black eye I’m presuming she got from which ever guy she is currently sleeping with. Serves you right, bitch. Heres some more pics of Tera Patrick. Her huge tits and blow jobs made her a fortune.

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2007

09

Jul

I am – Tera Patrick's huge rack of the day

Tera Patrick at Crobar

My stepdaughter is pretty bored this summer and has taking an interest in what I do, so I decided to let her post here and manage the site when I leave for the cruise my wife won this week. She’s 18. She’s been raised properly by me since she was 12 and if I didn’t think she was good enough to pick up my slack, I wouldn’t let her take this shit over for the few weeks I am gone. So this is her first post.

I have no idea who Tera Patrick is, but apparently she was a special guest at Crobar in Chicago and made an appearance a few nights ago. I’m guessing she is some sort of celebrity, or they wouldn’t have invited her to host anything, anywhere, and judging by the stuffed Hello Kitty doll, her cheap looking dress which was probably really expensive and her gigantic rack, I’m gonna say she’s a porn star.

There was a girl in the fourth grade named Beth who stole my boy friend, cause she had developed faster then all of us, gave blow jobs and had huge tits, while the rest of us just wanted to hold hands and play Pogs. It gave me this great anxiety complex where I was completely disgusted with my own body for a few years after and wore baggy clothes to completely cover it up. Everyone (mostly guys) always told me not to be worried about it, but I have a feeling that if every person they walked by could see the size of their cock and judge it as they wished, they would be changing their tune pretty fucking fast.

I went through a phase about 2 years ago where regardless of how nice they were, I wanted implants, and I was going to get them if it was the last thing I did. I even went as far as to start saving the money from my shitty job I still have at Dairy Queen to get them, looked into doctors, the whole nine yards. Luckily, one doctor I met with wasn’t a money grubbing prick, and instead of showing me lovely after pictures of happy women with their enlarged breasts, he showed me a video of the operation and how the women looked like they had been in a fucking car wreck after. He told me to get fuck out of his office and that was pretty much the end of me wanting implants. I suddenly had a new appreciation for my small, but nice, tits.

I ran into to Beth not long ago, it looked like her ass had finally caught up to those huge tits, and that all those huge tits and blow jobs got her was 2 kids, a welfare check and a black eye I’m presuming she got from which ever guy she is currently sleeping with. Serves you right, bitch. Heres some more pics of Tera Patrick. Her huge tits and blow jobs made her a fortune.

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2007

08

Jul

I am – Jazzy Pants Dance of the Day

I was watching some dude dancing in the street with his girl the other night when I was walking by. I thought it was a little embarrassing or weird to ask your girl for a dance when there was no music and a lot of pedestrian traffic. It was like they didn’t give a fuck about us and their overly happy world was one giant fucking dance floor, letting us all how much better their lives are than ours and not letting us forget that the whole world isn’t our dance floor, we have places to go that we don’t want to go and we’re not prancing our way there and we have people we have to go with who can barely fucking get out of bed, let alone dance. It was kinda like a skinny kid sitting on a bench outside the gym eating box of donuts next to a fat guy who just walked out of the gym because he doesn’t want a heart attack and is trying to make the right choices in life.

Either way, I don’t even know how to dance and if I did, I’d save it for broadway and international dancing success, maybe a role in Stomp the Yard 3 or Dirty Dancing – Gutter Slut Nights. I wouldn’t waste my talent on the street.

This is a video of some dude dancing on the street in NYC, he’s not the same guy I saw because I live in Montreal, but he’s fucking awesome and his dance doesn’t piss me off in a “I’m so in love” kinda way, it screams I do shit alone and I don’t give a fuck, that’s why I wear me some Jazzy Pants.

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2007

07

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So I end up at a bar yesterday after a cop tries to give me a ticket for walking across the street on a green light but while the little hand was flashing and the place is fucking stupid. It’s an outdoor thing and I just want to get a couple of drinks in me to deal with the stress of being out in public. I get to the place and there’s a table next to me of some dude who thinks he’s a male model and a comedian bouncing around like and idiot, pulling down his pants, taking off his shirt and 3 girls buy into his shit and sit with him. As time goes on, dude starts smackin their asses, pulling up their shirts and making out with them. I figure that shit never happens to you so I’d tell you about it. At the other end of the bar there’s an older couple who are probably on vacation. They are about my age, probably have kids and they are making out harder than I’ve seen in a while. Dude slides his hand up his wife’s skirt and starts finger bangin her in in front of everyone in broad daylight and it was amazing. It wasn’t the first time I’ve seen that before, it’s not like I’ve never seen people fucking in a club, but shit was a married couple broad daylight at about 4 in the afternoon and that’s why I am posting my stepLINKS now…

Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest Video
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Even Aliens Love the Planet Earth As Rihanna Performs for some Earth Concert in a Tight Space Suit….
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Stream the Live Earth Concert Here
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Alessandra Ambrosio Cleaning Her Car in a Bikini
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1970 Tennis Promo Flyer With Ass
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Throwback Female Masturbation Lesson from the 70s
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Drunk Bride Video Cuz It’s Funny
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They Say This is a Video of John Legend Getting a Boner on Stage Hump Dancing a Fan…I am no penis expert and Can’t Tell
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Some Throwback Marilyn Monroe Singing In a Movie Clip Cuz You Like Jerking Off To Women from the 50s
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Laura Leighton Flashes Her Ass and Gives the Finger
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More Alessandra Ambrosio Cleaning her Car
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Paris Hilton Loves Every Second of her Fame
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Sienna Miller Does Some Fashion Shoot With God’s People
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Eva Mendes Bikini Pictures
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Adriana Lima Video Shooting Victoria Secret Swimsuit Catalog
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Some Girl Learning How To Drive Video
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Psycho Woman Goes Off on Cops
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Behind the Scenes With Some Massive Breasted Girl
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The Evolution of Donatella Versace
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A Ladder Wedgie TO Remind You of Highschool
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Liz Hurley Gets Her Leg Humped
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Harry Potter Likes Slamming Groupies Even Though They Only Want Him Cuz He’s Famous
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UCLA Student Got Stuck With Paris Hilton’s Old Cell Number
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Madonna To Cameo on The Simpsons
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Timeline of TV Censorship
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Weird Apple in Ass Insertion Video – Don’t Watch This
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Kimberly Stewart Went Shopping with Lohan’s Ex Boyfriend…It’s Always a Pretty Huge Dis when the Person You Love Starts Dating a Fucking Loser…Poor Lohan,
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Some Chick Talking About Her Boobs on Cam
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Some Chick Named Janet Chica Caliente Bikini Photoshoot Video
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Guess the Celebrity Calves
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Some Chick Named Kyla Pratt Rockin’ a See Through Shirt and Showin off Nipple
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Eva Longoria Wedding Pictures
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Behind the Scenes with Keeley Hazell During a Nude Photoshoot
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Some Chick Named Amy Reid Posing for You
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A 10 and 12 Year Old Girl Kidnapped the Neighbors Baby and Did a Bad Job
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Hot Asian Cam Girl Video
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Britney Disses Her Mom in Her Will
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Sparing People in the Park Stalked By Some Singing Weirdos….turning it into Mortal Kombat
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My Favorite Vanessa Paradis Song Becuse She’s Funny
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Wild Man Eats a Dead Sheep for Discovery Channel
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Asian Charlie Horse Punch
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Old Liz Hurley Sex Scene
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Paula Abdul Talks About Sex With Simon
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Crazy Chick Fight on the Street
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Jessica Simpson Out With Dane Cook
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Nicole Richie is Having a Boy
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Some Woman Drag Racer
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Some Dude Bangs His Gf on Video, Uploads it and Emails Me Askin To Make Him Famous….
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Sienna Miller See Through Dress from the Other Day
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Victoria Silvstedt tried to Sue Me, Here She is in Some Slutty Photoshoot
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More Michelle Marsh Dressed Fucking Slutty Pictures
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Clay Aiken Singing a Medley- Like Baby Got’s Back because he like Ass Play, But He Makes Up For it With the most Flaming Performance of Like a Virgin I’ve Seen I’ve Ever Seen…..and it goes on…and on….Watch it. Hysterical.
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Ugly Photobucket Girl Showing Off Her Sexy Poses and Ugly Face
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More of the Ugly Photobucket Girl Showing off
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Girls Naked Asses on Flickr But You Have to Log In
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Some Funny Porn Clip With “Construction Worker Chicks” – NSFW
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Daft Punk Dancing Girl
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Some Photobucket Tit Action
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Some Chick Named Seren Gibson Wet and Wild and Topless for Zoo
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Weird Harry Potter Retard Porn Clip To Freak You The Fuck Out
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Some dude’s Photobucket Ass Collection
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Naked Chicks for Girls Gone Wild
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Weird Asian School Girl Fantasy Video
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Some Saturday Fisting Action – Safe for My Work…
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This Will Help You Get Pussy
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2007

06

Jul

I am – Shitty Jenny McCarthy Upskirt of the Day

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I don’t think it’s considered an upskirt when the bitch in question is wearing some kind of bikini bottoms under her stupid dress but I will post it anyway because having no standards means it’s good enough for me.

That attitude translates nicely into my everyday life. I run a website that no one reads, before doing that I worked in jobs that lead to no where good. Before marrying my bottom of the barrel fat wife, I spent time with a variety of girls who were pretty fucking close to the bottom in both looks, addiction and where they were in life. The ones who were decent looking would cry while banging or run out screaming that they couldn’t believe what they just did and never accept that the did what they did. If I saw them on the street they’d cross over the other side.

So basically, these shitty Jenny McCarthy upskirt pics are just par for the course as they say in golf or wherever they use that stupid expression.

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