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2022

19

Apr

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

In an era where able bodied tits are being slaughtered to either become big tits for TikTok views or slaughtered to be genderless tits in what is the weirdest fucking thing I’ve seen happen to the human experience, not that there weren’t a handful of people with dysmorphia cutting off their genitals or tits in attempts to have a better life, something I don’t think many people had all that much of an issue with, because who the fuck cares what a motherfucker does to their own body….but now it’s a trend, the modern day tattoo, that can’t be reversed…putty your shitty GUNS and ROSES tattoo from the 90s Flea Market your friends still laugh at you about…to shame.

I’ve always been into small tits, I like big tits too, I just don’t think small tits are any less feminine than big tits, if anything they are for the most nicer on nicer bodies and framed better…more of the everyday titty, the more manageable titty, you can’t drive the HUMMER titty everyday, sometimes you need your SMART CAR.

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2022

19

Apr

Pia Mia Titty Top of the Day

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Pia Mia Perez is some GUAM born smuggled to the MAINLAND to become famous as they do with girls they farm off shore, only to bring into the mainland to blow the fuck up…..

I was not in her target demographics, so I don’t really know anything about her origin story. I just know she faced a fork in the road where she probably could have been designed to be a pop icon, since it doesn’t really require all that much talent or skillset, it really is about who puts them out there and this one was signed with Disney or working with Disney….but she chose the other angle of getting tits, showing off tits, and being in music videos or featured on songs like some kind of a Nicki Minaj…video vixen, influencer turned ONLY FANS nude vendor….and the sick thing about taking the self starter, entrepreneurial approach of running her own shit, is that they make a shit ton more money that way, which is what it all comes down to for these people, plus part of the strategy is selling nuds…to further maintain the degeneracy of the culture…thank the Kardashians…

This is an instagram outfit by Rihanna’s billionaire brand….so there’s some tit, not quite enough tit, where are the nipples…maybe she left them in GUAM….

I can’t confirm or deny whether she was born a Guam boy…I don’t know if Guam operates like Thailand / Vietnam…but it could…maybe something to be aware of when jerking off to her.

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2022

19

Apr

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants are a thing. A pretty important thing apparently. I risked COVID and left the shit hole I call home yesterday and I saw 3 tight pants on asses of various levels of hot within about 2 seconds and I wasn’t the motherfucker in the tight pants although I am an obese person so all pants are tight on me, just not at the level of tight that these girls are wearing..

I saw two sets of leggings walking one dog, I saw one set of leggings walking up a flight of stairs into a building, I saw another set of leggings sitting on a bench tying her shoe, I saw two sets of leggings on a jog….when I got to the grocery store that banned me for not wearing a mask because I am that guy, you know the balls aren’t big but I’m not a fucking cuck, the balls being small are more a biological thing….not being a cuck is in my spirit…but at the grocery store I saw one legging rubbing the back of a guy, they must have been in love….another legging fresh from the gym and ready to get some healthy snacks…there was a fat cashier in leggings that would have been deemed inappropriate before the world decided telling a woman her outfit is inappropriate, YOU CAN’T CONTROL ME PATRIARCHY….those leggings were fat, like the kind that wear leggings because of the stretch…..

Anyway, lots of leggings, tight pants so tight, so important that we can reduce women down to their tight pants instead of their tits….OH HOW WE HAVE EVOLVED AS A PEOPLE.

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2022

19

Apr

McKayla Maroney Bikini Tits of the Day

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There is an ongoing debate that girls who are victims of abuse, and I mean real abuse, not the bullshit lies that Amber Heard spread to destroy Johnny Depp’s career and existence, in a “If I can’t have you no one can” groupie hustle that we all see through

Yes, I’ve been watching Johnny Depp’s deposition at his trial on Court TV that I am not sure whether it’s scripted or not, the stories seem legit, but the whole fiasco is definitely a clear his name acting job for both parties and you know Heard is taking the L, knowing that she’ll get paid out on this, since destroying Johnny Depp didn’t really advance her career…..once a manipulative opportunistic white trash psycho whore always one…

That said, there is an ongoing debate that girls who are victims of sexual abuse, grow up to have an insatiable sex drive that can fuck you masterfully if you can handle their crazy….

The opposition say that girls who are victims of abuse are penis hating feminist blue hairs who knit and do lesbian relationships because of the trauma….

I figure, who fucking cares, keep your baggage to your damn self and show us your titties in bikini or otherwise regardless of what you’ve been through, it’s the internet – so CLICKBAIT.

Maroney is a victim of that CREEPY Gymnastics doctor who never should have been, but if you listen to Alex Jones, you’ll have to assume that everyone is a fucking predator towards children, something I’m believing more and more as I see the shit that’s being put out there….human trafficking is real and demonic but that doesn’t mean I can’t look at her bikini tits, gymnastics body and sexualize her as an adult..

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2022

19

Apr

January Jones Cleavage of the Day

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I know that your eyes probably go straight for the tits when looking at these pics of January Jones, that’s basically by design and what she’s clearly hoping for when she oput this weird dress outfit on for a selfie photoshoot for her social media because she’s an attention seeking twat who is rotting out from the inside and I guess the outside too.

I like some big cleavage, hard nipples, even when they aim to the ground too, why the fuck not, I like tits, we all like tits…but the tits aren’t good enough for me to not look at her mid section that looks pretty meaty or the face that looks pretty hard and masculine, just the way a rich guy who knocked her up for a payout would want it to be, in order to keep the pregnancy under wraps.

The point of the story, the tits aren’t good enough to justify her celebrity status, but she seems to think that and we’ll still look. So I guess it’s a win for this narcissist

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2022

19

Apr

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Here’s some pics of girls in swimwear.

I call it “Thing to Wear to the Beach” which isn’t entirely accurate of a title, but it starts with a T and it’s fucking Tuesday, so we have to keep it on LETTER, like how the Kardashians are all named with the letter “K” because they are demon fucks sent from the depths of hell to kill society and culture single handedly……only for SWIMWEAR and not really Kardashian at all….

I like to think that in my youth, I was deprived of bikinis and swimwear…being in Canada there’s snow. That’s not to say other girls weren’t in swimwear or swimming, they are Canadians not mutants, it’s to say that I wasn’t around it so with those feelings of inadequacies, I’ve been pretty fixated on making up for lost time on the internet….

So now that things are out of control and swimwear is everywhere….I’m still that thirsty for bikini teen who will NEVER see enough swimwear, so here’s a round up of random bikini pics of random bitches pulled from the internet….where the bikini lives….as beaches require leaving your damn house.

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2022

19

Apr

Watch Out for the Quarantine Police of the Day

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You’ve probably seen the videos coming out of China around the 0 COVID policy that I’m convinced is a psy-op to keep the normie triple or quad vaccinated people here scared to leave their house.

I’ve seen your heroes like Foochi say shit like “Lockdowns are the best way to use fear and scare people into vaccinations”….so dreamy, what a hero….totally cares about or well being with those vaccines that work so well…just ask your triple vaccinated friends with heart disease they never had, in their triple mask and surgical gloves, unwilling to leave the house because COVID is real…

I generally don’t pay attention to propaganda from the origin country of the virus, their original videos created 2 years of fuckign abuse that I don’t know if we’ll ever recover. I know I’m not the same as I was two years ago after these lockdowns, it was ABUSE, but at least I’m not going to stroke out from experimental gene therapy in 5-10 years thanks to fearing pharma and knowing all the animals in the MRNA trials DIED….LOL….you gotta be crazy…..THEY ARE CRIMINALS.

Anyway, crazy Chinese lockdowns, people are jumping out of buildings, starving, etc etc….whether you buy it or not….

Then there’s videos of them killing dogs, cats and PIGS for COVID….these people are PSYCHOS…but the propaganda works so WATCH OUT!

But this video right here, this one is the one worth watching……best thing out of China since everything you own or purchase since it’s ALL made in China, but you get what I mean.

I guess the best way to beat lockdowns is for everyone to say “No thanks”…..and go about life as normal…but no one seems to do that…..I know there’s finally a MASS AWAKENING happening, thank god for that, but we’re not there, but even Jack from TWITTER is calling out CNN….weird alternate universe.

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2022

19

Apr

Can You Taste the Salt Prank of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that TikTok has found the ultimate in challenges for the world we live in..

The “If you shake a salt shaker on your tongue, you can actually taste the salt”….TRY IT OUT….

I figure since we’re a bunch of dick-suckers as a culture, this one will speak to your souls, assuming that you haven’t already pulled this prank on your mom or on your granny or on strangers at the grocery store…ideally using your dick instead of an invisible salt shaker you know to make it more pleasurable.

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2022

19

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There’s so much exciting news going on, from Johnny Depp’s psy-op designed to make him hireable for the next Pirates movie, so they’re sacrificing Amber Heard and positioning her as a woman who lies about being abused for attention. It happens, it may have happened to you. I know at least a dozen guys with psycho girlfriend’s or wives who have accused them of rape or abuse because it suited their psycho needs and you KNEW that there was no way dude did either of those things because he’s the biggest CUCK you now who would end up with a chick like that….

Then there’s the judge finally dropping the illegal mask mandates on flights, not that it really affects us here in Canada, because if you’re not vaccinated, you still aren’t allowed to travel, since the powers that be are fucking psychos…..just about as psycho as the blue haired obese genderless freaks that want to teach your kids about sex on TikTok and in schools….you know the ones that girl who runs LIBS OF TIKTOK, one of the best accounts exposing these nut jobs by JUST POSTING their own videos…..well the Washington Post reporter who cried about DOXXING people, DOXXED her, since the internet’s not allowed to be the internet, separate to REAL life, where people can do things for fun anonymously…..as it turns out, the account owner is an orthodox Jewish girl with reasonable Judo Christian Values…IMAGINE THAT….and they are posturing her as hate speech, because they are NUTS and have no sense of humor and can’t laugh at their damn self….

Anyway, the DOXXER is some freak named Taylor Lorenz who I’m sure is so proud of her “scoop” exposing a fucking hero, calling her a right ring conspiracy theorist who fuels all the right wing pundits with her reposting of TikToks….is this really fucking news? I’m sure she’s fucking proud of her “journalism”. Freak.

This is the lady, with clown filter, crying about DOXXING, while getting famous for DOXXING….these people are FUCKING nuts and have zero self awareness in their virtue signaling…

But back to the masks on planes, you know there’s a bunch of outrage on TWITTER about it, people so mad and not willing to travel, because posting their unfounded hypochondria is supposed to be the benchmark of normal….like catering to a triple vaccinated co-worker who won’t come to work because of COVID….at a certain point you’re fucking crazy and should be fired for being crazy….

In reality, when the airlines announced, happily that MASKS are optional….the actual people on the PLANES went nuts…..because stop forcing us to wear disgusting things that don’t work on our damn faces you monsters…..and EVERYONE agrees, except a small percentage of woke and miserable people that society has decided is the baseline we need to cater to even if they are mental….when society doesn’t feel that way or look that way at all….Twitter is not real life…but ELON’s probably trying to take over real life too….

If you want to wear one, wear one, but it shouldn’t be forced or give you license to scream at me for not wearing a mask because I’m not a pussy and figure my immune system’s gonna kill me regardless…

Too many people are brainless NPCs, it’s at the point of silly…

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Genie Bouchard Turned Heads at Coachella
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Hot Sienna Miller Takes Us Through Her Wardrobe!
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Topless Model Under the Orange Light
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Marshawn Lynch purchases stake in NHL side alongside rapper Macklemore
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Jason Momoa with star in Minecraft movie
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Using A Compass To Draw Many Sketches On One Sheet!
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Why People Snore
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The Price Is Right Show Awards The Biggest Winner In Daytime History!
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Man Gets Out Of His Car To Give A Random Stranger His Umbrella!
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2022

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Easter Monday….

If you haven’t eaten some ham because you have convinced yourself that pigs aren’t genetically way too fucking close to humans, so you’re basically a cannibal…then you probably should…..

If you haven’t hid egg shaped vibrators in your ass for everyone to dig through that BUSSY to find….

The did you even EASTER at all?!

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EVERYTHING COACHELLA
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Katie Sigmond Went to Coachella with her Booty
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Kendall Jenner’s Topless Tan
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Vanessa Hugens Hot at Coachella in a Bikini an Sheer Dress
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The Wind Plays a Girl in the pool
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Dua Lipa’s Panty Flash Selfie
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Karrueche Tran’s See Through
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Patrick Mahomes and His Wife Hit Up Coachella
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Alexis Ren Hot in the Desert
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Charli XCX in a New Video
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Patrick Beverley’s Girlfriend Mandana Bolourchi Congratulated Him on Getting into the Playoffs
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Suzy Cortez’s Hot and Messy Easter Shoot
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Creepy Easter Round-Up
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Madonna Easters with the Kids
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In Sad News – Ronaldo Announces Death of Baby
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Kids Can Be Evil
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Pat Sajak Asked Vanna White If She Ever Watched Opera in the Buff!
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Sports Hottie of the Day
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Olympic Cyclist Powers A Toaster!
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DJ Khaled Gets On Stage, Gets Booed Off By The Audience!
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Girl Pulls Off Insane Stunts On A Motorcycle!
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Happy Easter from Social Media Star Maddison Fox
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BKFC Knockouts Girls Have Something for Your Monday Blues
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14-Year-Old Kid Runs Incredibly Fast On The Track!
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The Best Chris Farley Entrance Ever!
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Throwback Michael Schumacher Avoiding People on the Track
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Former Police Commissioner Quit Her Job to Become a Full-Time Dominatrix!
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McKayla Maroney Selling Lip Gloss in Her Bikini
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Times When Chickens Totally Owned Eagles!
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Motorcycle with Half a Handlebar Wins
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Woman’s Pet Rats are Like Puppies
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Our Favorite Goalie Mikayla Demaiter is Doing the Most for Easter
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Girl Pulls Off Insane Stunts On A Motorcycle
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MMA Hottie Pearl Gonzalez Dressed Up as a Sexy Rabbit and Ate a Carrot for Easter
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iPhone’s Battery Explodes While In The Process
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Some Artsy Nudes by a Photojournalist
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Fans React to Jimmy Garoppolo Snapping a Pic With a Hooters Girl
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Bai Ling in a Bikini
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Morena Baccarin in a Photoshoot
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Diane Kruger Old Legs in a Photoshoot – Still Looking Good
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Simone Ashley in a Photoshoot – WHO?
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Dove Cameron Looking Nuts on the Streets
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Claudia Jessie in a Photoshoot
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Storm Reid at an Event
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Miley Cyrus in Love in a Titty Dress
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Meadow Walker and her Face Diaper
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Lucy Boynton in a Dress
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Famke Janssen’s on the Streets
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Alison Brie at an Event
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Camilla Forchhammer Christensen in a Photoshoot
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Borat’s Child Prostitute in a Photoshoot
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Public Degenerates
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Titty Jiggle in the Pool
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23 People Having a Shit Day
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Wand Rockin’
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Tits So Big she Needs Bigger Hands
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Stupid Human Shit
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Toying Herself
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She Forgot her Panties
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They Call This Retard Corner
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Psychology of the Double Stuff
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Solving Global Warming
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Mental Monays
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Slow Dildo Ride
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Hot Ass in the Hot Tub Gets Brought inside to Fuck
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Camping Sluts
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Touchin the Pussy
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Apparenlty he Fucked his Friend’s Aunt
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How to Get Pink Eye
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Sluts on Bikes
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Mom Banging Like She’s Still in College
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How She Paid for Paris
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