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2007

03

May

I am – Day Dreamin’ of Spiderman 3 of the Day

I think I hate Spiderman. I was never into comics, cuz I liked vagina. I was never into comic book movies because I liked vagina. I have been forced to watch shit like Superman, Batman and even Spiderman at times I was trying to get vagina, but I never made the choice to see one of these movies on my own, it was always to please someone else who had a vagina. I have been seeing the major promo kick for this movie all over the place with premieres in China and other places around the world, I know that the studio is trying to make this a huge blockbuster smash, and it probably will be one, because there are a lot of virgins who like comics out there and thanks to them, their 10 dollars will line the pockets of asshole movie producers that will never give me a stepfather movie but will instead make shit like Spiderman 4. I will just never end and I blame you….

Whenever I get stressed out thinking about these people making more of these movies, I like to slip into a day dream of what life would be like, if Spiderman worked the streets of my city, dancing and panhandling by day and ridding the world of crime at night by drinking himself into the gutter he’ll crawl out of the next day to go back to the streets and dance some more, using his Spidey Suit to keep him warm on those cold winter nights at the homeless shelter. Here’s the video.

The real Spiderman 3 hits theatres on Friday.

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2007

03

May

I am – Day Dreamin' of Spiderman 3 of the Day

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I think I hate Spiderman. I was never into comics, cuz I liked vagina. I was never into comic book movies because I liked vagina. I have been forced to watch shit like Superman, Batman and even Spiderman at times I was trying to get vagina, but I never made the choice to see one of these movies on my own, it was always to please someone else who had a vagina. I have been seeing the major promo kick for this movie all over the place with premieres in China and other places around the world, I know that the studio is trying to make this a huge blockbuster smash, and it probably will be one, because there are a lot of virgins who like comics out there and thanks to them, their 10 dollars will line the pockets of asshole movie producers that will never give me a stepfather movie but will instead make shit like Spiderman 4. I will just never end and I blame you….

Whenever I get stressed out thinking about these people making more of these movies, I like to slip into a day dream of what life would be like, if Spiderman worked the streets of my city, dancing and panhandling by day and ridding the world of crime at night by drinking himself into the gutter he’ll crawl out of the next day to go back to the streets and dance some more, using his Spidey Suit to keep him warm on those cold winter nights at the homeless shelter. Here’s the video.

The real Spiderman 3 hits theatres on Friday.

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2007

03

May

I am – Lohan Partying at Some Event in her Bra of the Day

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Thanks to facebook groups, I realized that the event everyone was freaking out about Lohan being in her bra and cocaine being found in the VIP room at the Twin Palms Estate last weekend was organized by a club I can’t get into because I don’t wash. To see the pictures I am talking about CLICK THIS LINK.

These pictures of Lohan were put up in their group today and I figured I’d post them because I didn’t see them anywhere else. The event was called Music Loves Fashion and Steve Aoki and some dude named DJ Skeet Skeet were DJing. From the pics Paris Hilton and Lohan were both getting down and dirty, but that’s to be expected because they are party sluts….

I used to go to clubs and get drunk and be an asshole to people I knew. Maybe it was because they were landing hot girls and I was getting kicked out for passing out on the bathroom floor, but in my drunken stupor, I used to go around and tell girls my friends were trying to sleep with that my friend had Aids, they would get pissed off at me, but still go home with them, but would make them wear a condom

The next day I’d get the call saying how much of an asshole I was for fucking up their chances to have raw dog sex and I’d just say that I am a modern day superman because any bitch who goes home with a guy you tell her has AIDS is probably not the kind of girl you want to end up fucking without a condom….

Point of the story is that I save fucking lives and here are pics of Lohan destroying hers….I guess I coulda gone with the whole Paris and Lohan being the kind of girl you would end up baggin without a condom only to beat yourself up the next day for doing it and getting tested monthly for the next 3 years because of it, but I guess that woulda been too obvious for me to do…

PS – Since every blogger steals exclusive pics, I figured I’d watermark it my way, with a solid cumshot on every fuckin’ pic….admit it’s amazing.

Bonus Picture – Lohan at Coachella With Her Lesbian Lover via thecobrasnake

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2007

02

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was walking by the local Subway and saw this skinny fucking bitch eating a 12 inch sandwich and thought to myself that I must have a pretty fucking slow metabolism because if I don’t even eat a 12 inch sandwich. Maybe I am a pussy who eats like a girl is supposed to eat. Maybe it’s more of a financial decision for me, because Subway, despite being fucking disgusting, costs money I don’t have, so getting anything there is like going all out for me. Either way, I still look like Jarred, before the Subway diet changed his life, so the fact that I have a bitch’s appetite really doesn’t upset me all that much. What would upset me is if I was the motherfucker taking her on a date, and she ordered that shit, I’d have to tell her to slow the fuck down on the food and call her a fat whore, even if bitch looked like the meth addicts I once bagged….

Either way, the forum was a bit of a bust, but that’s okay, I’ll keep it up anyway. I figure it will become a great place for spammers to destroy…. Here are my links….For the record, this is the best link dump on the internet according to me, tell your friends….

Britney Spears in Her First Concert in a Long Time Dressed Like a Slut and I am Lovin’ It…
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Katie Holmes Getting Sexy on Set with Someone Who Isn’t Tom Cruise
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Lilly Allen Smoking on her Way to the Gym
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Fergie Out in Mom Jeans
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Kirsten Dunst’s Foot Fungus
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Hayden Panettiere Out in Short Shorts with her Brother
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Some More Taylor Cole – Hot Surfer Pics
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Carmen Electra Body Painted and Hot in Epic Movie
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Peanut Butter and Jelly Boogie – Video of 2 Girls Dancing
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Playboy Centerfold Busted on Cocaine Trafficking Charges…
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Photobucket Tit Licking’
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More High School Musical Bikini Pics
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Alessia Marcuzzi Nip Slip On TV
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Some Girl Gets Camera Phone Pic of Some Dude Who Exposed Himself to Her on the Subway like a Pervert…
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This is a Chocolate Asshole
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A Little Waist Watcher Porn Coverage
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50 Cent is Selling his Connecticut Home that has 52 Rooms and Some of Those Rooms are Fucking Weird….
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Breakdancing Around The World Video
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This Video Is Called WTF
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Amazing Dinosaur Prehistoric Video
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Lohan Plans on Going Crazy on her 21st Birthday in July
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Photobucket Foot Fetish Pics
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Gisele Has a New Employer Already
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Victoria Beckham Rockin’ a Hot Red Dress
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Petra Nemcova Lookin’ Awkward the the Spider Man 3 Premiere
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Ricky Martin is Gay on the Beach
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Pitt – Jolie Family Arrive in Prague
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Angelina Jolie Gives Some Dude a Lap Dance
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Amazing Waterbed Prank
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Shitty Beatboxer Trying Out for Some Show…
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Beautiful Agony is Pretty Fucking Hot
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Afghan Army Training Video
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A Whole Lot of Night Club Portraits
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Adriana Lima at the NYC Premiere of Spiderman 3
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Dimetre’s Girl in her Bra
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Some Slut’s Photobucket I think I’ve Already Linked
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Weird Topless Painted Up Freak
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Photobucket Upskirt
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Some Crazy Girl FIght
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Dude Dancing like a Queen at a Sports Game
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Samantha Hot Body on Photobucket
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Blake from American Idol Beat Boxes Through a Bon Jovi Song, I Fuckin’ Hate Beat Boxing Because it’s Gay so I hate to admit that he killed it….but I think he killed it….
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Bathroom Dance Show/Strip/Whatever the Fuck This Is….
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Check out Barbara Streisand’s Big Ol’ Titties
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Sex on the Beach Video – NSFW
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Lesson in Gynecology Video is My New Porn
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Night Vision Sex Tape – NSFW
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You need sex and I need money – This will achieve Both Those Things – Thanks
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2007

02

May

I am – Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Bikini Pics of the Day

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These pictures aren’t much of a surprise, this girl is a total fucking whore who likes to get attention by getting naked in public. I don’t really know any girls like this and if I did, I’d probably hang out with her everyday even after it got fucking old because I can never really get bored of seeing the same drunken bitch flashing her cunt to the world.

The positive thing about this girl is that she’s pretty fucking authentic. She takes her slutty club girl way to the beach with her by rocking a bikini that is way too small for her and I guess it would be pretty homo of me to dis her for that. I think she should just keep doing what she’s doing, despite how predictable it is because it can never really get that boring….

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2007

02

May

I am – Anastacia on the Beach of the Day

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So it looks like Anastacia has been bitten by the big black cock and is dating one that fucks her fat blonde ass proper. I probably could have predicted this if I knew who the slut was, because she’s blonde and has a fat ass and blonde girls with fat asses love big black cock and big black cock seems to love blonde girls with fat asses too…

I went outside today, which was something I generally don’t do, but as soon as I opened a door there was some IRC action going down in my lobby. I know the concept of me having a lobby seems pretty luxurious, but it’s not the fucking Hilton here, my lobby consists of some broken mailboxes and a garbage can. Either way, these two fuckers were fully tounging the fuck out of each other’s throats and when I walked down the stairs they acted like I was some sick fuck who just walked into the bedroom on them. I told them that it was a nice show but next time I want more genital action and they just ran off. I assume they were teenagers skipping school, my morning IRC action was black chick on white dude, so it really has nothing to do with this Fat Ass Blonde/ Big Black Cock theory, but I’ll still post them here pictures. Cuddles.

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2007

02

May

I am – Sienna Miller’s Nip Slip of the Day

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I was going to post the whole Britney Topless in the Garden pictures but got a cease and desist warning before I even had a chance to finishing writing my post. Apparently some con artist piece of shit blogger who ripped off my URL name from me when we used to work together on this site and he saw how to easy it was to get assholes to check out your site and is making crazy bank off his site even though he writes like a piece of shit virgin who has never seen a vagina in person, not even at a strip club because he’s scared of those kinds of places, bought the rights to the pictures.

I don’t like lawsuits but I do like Sienna Miller and here she is rockin’ a shitty nipslip and stickin’ her ass out like she’s a baboon in heat.

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2007

02

May

I am – Sienna Miller's Nip Slip of the Day

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I was going to post the whole Britney Topless in the Garden pictures but got a cease and desist warning before I even had a chance to finishing writing my post. Apparently some con artist piece of shit blogger who ripped off my URL name from me when we used to work together on this site and he saw how to easy it was to get assholes to check out your site and is making crazy bank off his site even though he writes like a piece of shit virgin who has never seen a vagina in person, not even at a strip club because he’s scared of those kinds of places, bought the rights to the pictures.

I don’t like lawsuits but I do like Sienna Miller and here she is rockin’ a shitty nipslip and stickin’ her ass out like she’s a baboon in heat.

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2007

02

May

I am – Kimmy Stewart Getting Dressed Like a Clown at Coachella of the Day

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The problem with strip clubs is that the girls who are there with their boyfriends or husbands, usually there for the first time are a lot fucking hotter than any of the strippers who are up on stage. The last time I was at a strip club there was a pretty hot blonde chick who looked like she just got out of bed, in sweatpants and shoes that looked like slippers, like her and her boyfriend were in the middle of banging before he stopped her because it wasn’t working for him and that he had to run to the strippers to get inspired with new tits or some shit. But year, that half asleep looking girl was substantially hotter than any of the strippers and I ended up spending my whole night staring at her, until the boyfriend came up to me and told me to fuck off. Luckily they had some Larry King playing on one of the TV screens that was supposed to be for porn and my girl Oprah was on because Oprah is my porn and strippers are just a waste of fucking space when they’re ugly….

Either way, here are pictures of Kimmy Stewart at Coachella dressed way too over the top for me to understand what the fuck is going on. Is she a clown or doing a drag show because I have seen Halloween costumes with less fucking intensity. The fag with the penis haircut and valet vest is almost prettier to look at, which doesn’t make me gay, it just means that Kimbo is that fucking ugly because that dude is a total cunt and from my experience, just cuz bitch wears a bikini top, doesn’t mean bitch is a bitch…if you know what I mean.. Cuddles….

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2007

02

May

I am – Jessica Biel Plays With Her Dogs of the Day

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Life is repetitive. Most people have shitty jobs you have to go to and on the way to your shitty jobs you stop at the same shitty coffee shop for a shitty coffee where the same coffee shop chick gives you your coffee and smiles while asking how they are by name, because you go their too fucking often. Then you get to the job and do the same shitty tasks you’ve done for the last 3 shitty years you’ve been working at the fucking company that doesn’t even remember your name and if they do it’s because you’re the bitch at the office who does the photocopies for them, and management never wants to piss off the company bitch…Lunch is at the same 4 places that are around the office for the same meals you have each fucking week, sometimes you feel experimental and order the fish of the day, but that’s just because part of you is hoping it’s rancid and will kill you so that you don’t have to ever step foot in their ever again….Then you go back to the office to go through the same tasks you’ve done over and over and sometimes you stay late to finish them off and make yourself look good so that the next raise day your boss will really notice how important you are to the inner workings of the organization…then you head home exhausted to watch tv alone and eat a frozen dinner, or maybe you are married and have a girlfriend you go home to hang out with or fight with or bitch at about how shitty your day was, you watch the same shows, or maybe a movie you rented then pass out for it all to happen again tomorrow. Nothing to look forward to, except maybe a vacation you’ll never be able to afford because you have to plan a wedding with your chick or else she’s going to leave you and the thought of going through this hell life alone scares you more than ditching a trip….

Thank god the repetitive hell that is my life isn’t as bad as yours, being poor and unemployed gives me the luxury of wondering the street aimlessly, but I guess maintaining this site is repeptitive sometimes because these are pictures of Jessica Biel and her dogs, again and it feels like I see this shit ever fucking day and I talk about how those dogs have eaten her used tampons out of the garbage, her dirty panties out of the hamper, licked her used vibrator she forgot to put away, seen her shit, piss and throw up. These dogs have see her fuck and get fucked and get experimental while she fucks…they have seen her run around her house naked…..but for some reason I kinda like this kind of repetitiveness, if I could I’d totally get a boner now. How’s that make you feel pervert?

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