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2007

29

May

I am – Mary Kate Olsen Kisses Her Boyfriend of the Day

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I figured that Mary Kate Olsen would have no choice but to date a dude who wears skinny jeans, because guys in skinny jeans aren’t really into chicks, they are more into other skinny things, like girls who look like boys.

I was at a party a while ago and I was the oldest motherfucker there. It happens, especially when the only people who invite me to parties are my stepdaughter’s friends. Anyway, there was a group of guys who were with really skinny looking girls with stupid emo hair and tight girl jeans and a pair of dainty slip on shoes that look like something a 7 year old girl would wear. I thought to myself that everyone wants to be Mick Jagger or someshit, you know like an effeminate look that chicks dig because they think you’re a fucking artist but about 3 hours into the party I came across the group of guys in a 3-way fucking kiss while their girlfriends sat on the sidelines and watched. Now I know that I will never be 100 percent comfortable with gay shit. I always get an uncomfortable feeling when dudes start making out in front of me. I don’t know why, I always thought that it was because I kinda hate it, but fags seem to think it’s because I secretly like it. I can handle the criticism because I have never jerked off to gay porn or fooled around with a dude, however these motherfuckers in skinny jeans had and that to me is enough to prove my theory that Mary Kate’s boyfriend is into young skinny boys and bitch kinda fits that profile….at least this way he doesn’t have to come out to daddy and if he marries in, he’s set for life. The one aspect of K-Fed’s style that is worth biting….

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2007

29

May

I am – Kristen Bell Bikini on the Set of the Day

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This is some girl named Kristen Bell in a bikini on the set of some movie or TV show she is filming and wearing a bikini in. Probably something you’ll all order the DVD of and jerk off to, because that’s the kind of person this site caters to.

I have a confession to make. I wrote a TV show concept and sent it in to a producer last summer. It was called “hollywood sweatshop” and it was pretty much the same concept as the show “On The Lot”. I even mailed a copy of it to myself thinking that the fucker would have been HUGE. The producer told me it was a bad idea that wouldn’t work and I went back to the website like nothing ever happened, but when I saw that this fucking show hit I was blown the fuck away. I coulda been a millionaire just like Mark Burnett, the Reality TV show guy who invented survivor.

Either way, maybe it wasn’t such an original idea, and I am not going to live my life crying about all these great ideas that no one ever buys from me, but end up creating and making tons of money with….I am going to live my life posting pictures of celebrities in bikinis for no money at all. That’s just the way it is…If you are wondering why I am talking about this, I have one channel on TV and that show was it….


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2007

28

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I decided to get more active this summer because my lungs feel like they are filled with mud, so I decided to steal a bike. I couldn’t find one worth stealing but did find an old helmet in the garbage. I figured that if I have the bike helmet and hit up stealing a bike in daylight no one will think I am stealing….I got the idea from my Hipster’s Stealing Bike video. It’s all about lookin’ the part, even if lookin’ the part is rockin’ a helmet even though helmets make you look fucking gayer than DJ AM.

That said, I probably will never go through with it because it is too much effort, but I did go through with my stepLINKS even though no one is coming to the site today. I guess they are with their family and friends, enjoying the time off or some shit…

I don’t have a job, so I just don’t get excited about holidays….now click on my link…

Some Girl’s Big Fat Tongue
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Kelly Brook’s Bikini Photoshoot For Memorial Day
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Mischa Barton Hospitalized
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Avril Lavigne Tells the World She’s a Highschool Drop Out
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An Actual Video of US Army in Battle for Memorial Day
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Jesus Protester on Sunset Strip and a Girl Getting Naked Next To Him…Almost Amazing…
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Kim Kardashian and Her Hip Hop Producing Loser Who She’s Banging even Though He’s Paris’ Sloppy Seconds…Sexy
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Havin’ Fun
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Some Maxim Chick Showing Off Her Tits in this Video
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Lohan is Going to Die and I Blame the Lesbian Cock Ronson
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Naked Yoga is Hot When The Right Person Is Doing It…
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Happy Mugshots
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Kissing Video I Don’t Understand
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Weird Paki Party With Strippers
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Lohan’s Dad on Lohan’s Addiction…
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Tweety Bird Popsicle Doesn’t Really Look Like Tweety…
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College Bikini Fight
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Jessica Biel Pumpin Gas
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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The world’s Best Bellyflop
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Fergie Performing With Some Kind of Retardation
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Sienna Miller Topless in Alfie
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Photobucket Lap Dance Party
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Mischa Barton in French Elle Magazine Lookin’ Okay…
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Perverted Baby Video
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Claire Danes Down Shirt Tit Pic
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Britney Spears Heads to the Tanning Salon
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Hipster Pole Dance
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Naked Photobucket Chick. Not Sure How I Keep Finding These
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Paris Hilton Hiding Like Because She’s Got a Fuck Ugly Face…
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Nicole Richie is Pretty Fat for an Anorexic Drug Addict…Maybe She’s Knocked Up, But I Heard Anorexic’s Don’t Get Their Periods
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The Lohan – I Know Who Killed Me Trailer
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Flexible Girl Gallery
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NSFW Sex With a Tribal African Dude – I think this is Staged…
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Svedka Vodka Drops the Lohan Party Sponsorship…Too Bad She Can Afford Her Own Fucking Vodka…
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Gay Activist Gets Punched in the Face
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Losers Fight Over a Girl on Springer
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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On the Street Cleavage Bounce
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Beer Drinking Pig Reminds Me of Me
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Remember the Girls Farting In People’s Mouths on the Street from Fuse TV, This Is Her Prepping for the Fart Video….
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BestWeekEver’s Heidi Montag Bikini Comic
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A Whole Lot Of People Dressed Like Princess Leia Pictures
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NSFW with a Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Who’s Ass Is So Big There is A Rash Where the ASs Chicks Meet…
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Vice Dos and Donts With HIV Chloe Segivny
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Marilyn Manson Taught Justin Timberlake About Pussy
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Use This If You Want to Know What a Vagina Looks Like Firsthand…
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2007

28

May

I am – Jenna Jameson on the Runway in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Jenna Jameson modeling a one-piece bathing suit for some reason I don’t really understand. I know historically, the one piece bathing suit was designed for girls who had no business wearing a bathing suit to begin with, but you know, people have to have fun and just because they don’t look good in a bikini shouldn’t mean that they shouldn’t go swimming, even though I don’t go swimming in public because I think my stomach is pretty fucking offensive, but I guess I am just a girl about things.

That said, the one piece has started making it’s way back into the public because it’s one of those things where you show too much for so long that when you’re a little covered up it leaves things all mysterious and more to the imagination and shit. So I see how this works for girls at the public pool, but for someone like Jenna Jameson, who we’ve all seen in porn, it’s a little too late for the whole leaving anything to the imagination, except for maybe what she smells like, but that’s something you’ll always have to imagine while sitting at home, dick in hand.

That said, does anyone even jerk off to this chick? She doesn’t get me all hot and bothered and I am wondering why she’s such a success doing what she does, which isn’t saying much because I am convinced any girl can become as big as she did in porn, but the girls who are capable of doing it, have too many morals and values and refuse to fuck on camera….

That said, here she is in a one-piece bathing suit. How many times can I used “that said” in a post…I am aiming for a world record. Cuddles.

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2007

28

May

I am – Heather Locklear Learns How to Surf in a Bikini of the Day

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I am pretty fucking sure I have seen these pictures of Heather Locklear learning how to surf in a bikini but I tried scrubbing the site to see if I am repeating myself and I realized that looking through the archives was too much work and that it would be easier for me to just post them. Aren’t you glad I let you in on my thought process instead of just posting the pics and writing some lame joke about her tits, her fat friend used to make her look skinny, her solid body for a 40 year old groupie slut who bangs rockers, but instead I wasted your time.

Speaking of wasting time, I didn’t leave my shitty apartment all weekend. I was convinced that staying in was the way to healthy living because everytime I do end up leaving, I end up getting drunk.

I did go on a walk through the park and it was some park festival and they had shitty Bar Mitzvah DJs playing shitty pop music while kids ate hamburgers and roasted Marshmallows with lesbian looking scout councilors because you know any adult in Scouts is either a lesbian, child molester, loser with no friends or purpose but an aptitude in survival, or overbearing parents that want to watch over their kids every fucking second of the day.

That said, I got sprayed by some kid’s watergun and it made me mad. This has been an amazing fucking story. Part of me wants to apologize for running off on such useless shit, but then my rational side reminds me that I hate you, that this is my website, and that I can write about picking my asshole to see if I can smell last night’s dinner after digestion on it and you can’t say much about it.

Heather Locklear may be hot, but she’s getting old making her like last night’s dinner rather than tonight’s dinner, if you know what I mean…if you don’t it means she’s already been digested, but I haven’t shit her out yet, because I still have a little more lovin’ to give in me, but she’s old news and not as exciting as tonight’s dinner that I am already hungry for because I only eat one meal a day but still manage to keep getting fatter.

Ok. Enough of this.

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2007

28

May

I am – Sienna Miller’s Nipples on the Set of her Movie of the Day

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Here are some Sienna Miller pictures from the set of her new movie that I am too lazy to look up because I just woke up and it’s already almost 1 and that’s pretty fucking lazy of me.

Speaking of lazy, I’ve been having this issue all week where I get some kind of flashback of what I think is a memory of mine that I want to write about and by the time it comes to writing it down I completely forget everything about it. I don’t remember what it is about or who it involves or why I was so into sharing it with the world and by world I mean you. So while I try to re-group and you try to recover for your drinking binge for your fallen soldiers and your soldiers who fought for your freedom and risked their lives for your freedom and died for your freedom….

I just don’t fully grasp this whole fighting for freedom concept, I know it is what the USA is built on, but part of me just thinks it’s a marketing ploy to keep you all hungry, patriotic and ready to kill anyone who stands in your way. I do know that a lot of other countries who don’t brag about their freedom are a lot more free the the USA, so to me it’s a lot like overcompensation, tell them what we want them to hear and repetition, like if you tell them they are free enough they will believe it. My wife used to do that with me constantly. She’d tell me how amazing our marriage was, over and fucking over again, until eventually I started to believe that the hell I was living wasn’t as great as so made me believe mainly because bitch broke my penis.

I don’t mean to shit on your country. I’ve lived in the USA. I like the USA. I like Americans. You are American. I was just making an observation on this glorious memorial day. I hope it doesn’t offend you as much as I know it probably will, because it’s a day off work, a time to celebrate, even Sienna Miller’s tits came out to play today…That’s gotta mean something…

Point of the story is that I have no idea what I am talking about, I am just talking, it happens.

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2007

28

May

I am – Sienna Miller's Nipples on the Set of her Movie of the Day

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Here are some Sienna Miller pictures from the set of her new movie that I am too lazy to look up because I just woke up and it’s already almost 1 and that’s pretty fucking lazy of me.

Speaking of lazy, I’ve been having this issue all week where I get some kind of flashback of what I think is a memory of mine that I want to write about and by the time it comes to writing it down I completely forget everything about it. I don’t remember what it is about or who it involves or why I was so into sharing it with the world and by world I mean you. So while I try to re-group and you try to recover for your drinking binge for your fallen soldiers and your soldiers who fought for your freedom and risked their lives for your freedom and died for your freedom….

I just don’t fully grasp this whole fighting for freedom concept, I know it is what the USA is built on, but part of me just thinks it’s a marketing ploy to keep you all hungry, patriotic and ready to kill anyone who stands in your way. I do know that a lot of other countries who don’t brag about their freedom are a lot more free the the USA, so to me it’s a lot like overcompensation, tell them what we want them to hear and repetition, like if you tell them they are free enough they will believe it. My wife used to do that with me constantly. She’d tell me how amazing our marriage was, over and fucking over again, until eventually I started to believe that the hell I was living wasn’t as great as so made me believe mainly because bitch broke my penis.

I don’t mean to shit on your country. I’ve lived in the USA. I like the USA. I like Americans. You are American. I was just making an observation on this glorious memorial day. I hope it doesn’t offend you as much as I know it probably will, because it’s a day off work, a time to celebrate, even Sienna Miller’s tits came out to play today…That’s gotta mean something…

Point of the story is that I have no idea what I am talking about, I am just talking, it happens.

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2007

27

May

I am – Lohan Arrested For Drinking and Driving And Possession of Cocaine of the Day

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So the day has come that Lohan finally got busted for her underage partying antics. I was really convinced that she was just doing this shit to fuck with the media, but in being an immature, irresponsible and insane young girl with too much time on her hands and too much money in her pocket, the reckless cry for help ended in a drunk car accident that she left the scene of, but forgot to take her cocaine with her only to get arrested at the hospital and now she will be facing jail time, even though I am pretty sure it won’t actually come to that because she is famous. Part of me thinks this was staged because her and Paris are on a constant trying to one-up the other….

See if I had an accident while drunk I’d do a few things…the first would be ditching my drugs in the closest sewer. The second would be to take as many allergy pills or prescribed pills as I could and I’d hide out with lots of water and wait until the alcohol wore off before making my way to the hospital where I know I’d get caught.

See Lohan had the chance to go hide out for a few hours before going to the hospital where she was caught, she had time to get rid of her drugs and she had time to take some prescription pills that would allow for her to have a case against being under the influence. I know 10 people who have refused to blow the breathalizer and blamed allergy meds for the accident and shit held up in court. She didn’t do any of that, so that means she staged all this because it gets her more media coverage than Paris….

It is probably going to have detrimental affects on her budding acting career, it’s safe to say she won’t be one of those actors with longevity. She’s on some self-destructive path that makes me think this is what she wants. Maybe she’s tired of all the attention and this is the only way to get out of the job. I remember when I worked at the factory, I would break as many rules as possible to get fired, because I couldn’t bring myself to quitting because I needed the money and I knew quitting was bad for making money, but getting fired meant it wasn’t my fault.

Lohan has enough money to retire and it’s too bad that she is too fucked up and self-absorbed to bother doing something good for society instead of all this shit. I guess no one really cares about a bitch who donates her time and money to sick kid charities or AIDS Charities, people are way more into scandals…..

Either way, I am glad that she didn’t run anyone over, I am glad she didn’t James Dean herself and I am glad she still hasn’t had an fatal overdose because I still want to see video of her giving a blowjob and taking it up the ass.

These pictures are of her leaving whatever bar she was partying at the night of the incident. By the look of it, she looks fucking wrecked…I’ve been driven by people who were probably more fucked than this girl and I have driven while more fucked than this girl and I never got caught. That doesn’t make it ok, so Don’t Drink and Drive.

I am – Not the News So Follow These Links for the Story….

x17 Insider Story of the Event and Police Statement and the Lesbian Cock is Involved
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x17 Incident Overview with Pictures
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x17 Incident Overview with Timeline and Video
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Splashnews Video of the Event
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TMZ Lohan Busted With Coke
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TMZ Lohan Arrested with a DUI
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2007

25

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am sick. My home vodka remedy didn’t work as well as I thought it would. I woke up feeling like a champ, but have slowly been sliding deeper and deeper into the fucking gutter as the day goes on. I guess I was still drunk when I woke up. I still haven’t smoked a cigar in 4 days and that depresses me but my lungs hate me and won’t let me do it.

What doesn’t depress me is all the amazing links I’ve found today and the hope of getting better with lots of sleep over the weekend…so click on them…enjoy the holiday weekend…send me pics and emails and stuff because no one ever emails me and when the internet is my only social activity and no one emails me while I am on it socializing, it kinda makes me feel like a loser…

I have a blog – so I guess that makes me a loser. Click on my fucking links. Asshole.

Trendmill Talks to Hipster Sarah Morrison and Her Hard Nipples…
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Amazing Sex on a London Rooftop Voyeurism…
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Some Israel Make Love Not Terror Commercial…
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Paris Hilton Has a New Pussy
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Some Bikini Pictures for Summer
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Beyonce Bikini Action
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Drunk Girl Flashing on the Streets of Russia
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Petra Nemcova’s Breast Falls Out of her Dress –
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Photobucket Ass
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Nicole Kidman Nude in Fur
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Cute College Girl of the Week – Clarice
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Jessica Simpson Sock Fetish Pictures
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Top 10 Killer Hotties
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Dude Takes a Shit in the Middel of a Busy Street
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Girl’s Tits Get Exposed on a Show Called Cheaters
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Katee Holmes, The Girl Who Wants to Lose Her Virginity in a Porn Website is Launched…
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Bar Refaeli in Cannes Lookin Pretty Fucking Hot
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Father Daughter Purity Ball
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Become a Knight
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The Hot Get Out Girls Go Crazy and Do Body Shots
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Brad and Angelina Make Out in a Car in Cannes…
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Britney’s Cousin and Sidekick Was Avril Lavigne’s Sidekick First…
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70s Porn Clip of the Day
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Some Katherine Heigl Tit Pics
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Webcam Star Hannah Shaking Her Ass Video
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Dude Goes on a Paintball Rampage After Getting Caught Cheating
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Some Vintage Caught in the Act Video
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Old Kate Hudson Hot Abs Pics
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Rosie Quits The VIew – Who Cares?
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Another Air Sex Video
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Some Nerdy Girl Shows Off Her Big Boobs
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Brooke Burke in Razor Magazine
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Hot Chicks with Douche Bags
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Poopy Dildo – NSFW
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Ultra Gay Misshapes Party Promoter Hipster Trash on Video
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Trump Calls Hasselbeck the Dumbest Person on TV
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Danielle Lloyd Ass Flash
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2 Crazy Chicks Beat a Guy with a Piece of Wood VIdeo
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Whole Lot of Kim Kardashian
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Carmen Electra Does a Sexy Dance for a Dummy
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Some Hot Plastic Surgery Pics…
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Cumshot of the Year NSFW
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Shrek Sex Tape is a Waste of Time – Don’t Watch It
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Joanna Krupa Does 2008 FHM Calendar
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Upcoming Nude Scenes in Movies For You
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Celebrity Foot Fetish Video
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Some Nude Chick for Maxim Named Seren
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Some Hispanic Girl Lets Men Grab Her TIts
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Weird Japanese Human Animation Thing
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Diving For Crack Video
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Cam Girls Shower Together
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Some Hot Vacation Pics
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Kylie Minogue’s Sexy Dance
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Ladies of the Pen
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Use This To Get Laid….
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2007

25

May

I am – Gia Allemand In Maxim of the Day

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Her name is Gia Allemand and she’s pretty fucking hot. I had never heard of her before but I did get this email:

These are exclusive photos of Yankees pitcher (soon to be former pitcher because he’s having Tommy John surgery today) Carl Pavano’s ex-girlfriend. The guy is essentially a $40 million bust, but anyway, he cheated on her and she dumped him, so look what he’s missing out on:

Since she looked fucking hot in the pics, and since it’s your stupid American long weekend, I decided to post them, because baseball is the most American think I can think of to seduce you assholes into coming back to this site…

I always fucking hated the sport, I played little league but was benched and there was even some dyke on the team who got more game time than me because it was the late 70s, early 80s and they were trying to go co-ed with that shit. It really didn’t do much for my self esteem is probably part of the reason I never took to sports…

But even later in life, I’d be forced to watch a game here and there and it was fucking torture, almost like the torture you should get knowing you will never bang this chick….

To see these exclusive Gia Allemand videos and photoshoot photos
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