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2022

13

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

As someone who thinks that nothing is real, especially when it involves celebrities, but it really applies to all news stories, our world history, our understanding of reality and society, total fucking lies…

I can only assume that the Johnny Depp televised court case is spoon feeding retards a total fucking distraction.

My theory is that Amber and Johnny are both in on this, it’s a hired acting job, and it’s end result is to get Johnny back to working, because he makes too much fucking money for these Hollywood motherfuckers who control everything, including Court TV.

My theory is that Johnny Depp’s needed for more Pirates movies for the Mickey Mouse Groomers, and they’re orchestrating this whole thing….

So whether I think Amber Heard is a fucking snake, because she is one, or not…it doesn’t matter….this is just performance art for the simple minds to watch like it’s real…because they think their lives are a movie.

When they are done, Johnny “wins”, he’ll be working again, and more blockbuster hits will follow.

Too much money is made off his back, because he’s just that good….

So don’t fall for any of it, watch it for what it is, a shitty live LARP of courtroom drama.

Fuck these people, they are trash and ruining society…..after already ruining society….but TEAM JOHNNY….I can hop on a bandwagon too you know….even though I’m a little too fat to jump on anything.

Some stepLINKS.

Nina Agdal’s Coconut on the Beach
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Kindly Myers in Mexico in a Bikini
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Lottie Moss in Lingerie
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Emily Ratajkowski in a Thong on a Balcony
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Ashley Roberts See Thru
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Brittney Palmer is Promising Paradise Hot in Night Gown
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OnlyFans Star Had a Sexually Transmitted Allergic Reaction to Nuts!
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Carmella Rose Caught in A Net!
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Prison Wife Confession!
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Judge Gets Confused About Juror Asking To Be Excused For ‘Sugar Daddy’!
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Ten Celebrity Mugshots
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Wild Horse Gets Reunited With His Girlfriend!
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Emperor Penguin Chicks Get Saved By An Unlikely Saviour!
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Ricky Martin, Queen & More getting added to Nat Registry
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Alex Rodriguez and His New Girlfriend Kathryne Padgett Got Some Camera Time During Timberwolves Play-In Game
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Madison Beer in Paris!
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Sophie Mudd Bikini on a Boat
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Gillian Anderson hoped Bill Clinton would call her after ‘intimate’ meeting
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James McAvoy’s in a Photo Diary
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Look at that Snake
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Gabrielle Union Poses in The Pool!
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Funny Band Fails
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Emperor Penguin Chicks Get Saved By An Unlikely Saviour!
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John Hinckley sells out Brooklyn show
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Baker Mayfield Speaks About Being Disrespected by the Browns After the Deshaun Watson Trade
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At Home with Kacey Musgraves!
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Madison Pettis Rocks Floral Lingerie!
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Moving Fail
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Tom Scott’s Realistic AI Humanoid Robot That’ll Do Advertisements For Him!
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How The Romans Constructed Roads Thousands Of Years Ago!
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Kurt Cobains guitar from “Smells Like Teen Spirit” to be sold
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Travis Kelce’s Girlfriend Kayla Nicole Has Thoughts on Cam Newton’s Comments on Women
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On Set With Doja Cat!
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Kiwi The Parrot Talks A Lot!
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Mother Elephant Saves Its Baby Stuck Inside A Tire Swing!
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Two Topless Women Protested Boxer Tom Schwarz’s Latest Fight
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Don’t Built Fires When Drunk!
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East Hamilton Family Is Devastated After A Pizza Guy Steals Their Pet Cat!
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Colorized Footage Of San Francisco Market Street In 1906 4 Days Before Earthquake
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Juliet Ramone’s Flashing
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Funniest Of The Moving Mannequin Pranks!
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Hawk Attacks Chicken, Other Farm Animals Come To Its Rescue!
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Halsey Takes Us Into the Making Of If I Cant Have Love I Want Power!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Zazie Betz Big Cleavage
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Madison Beer Being Hot in Concert
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Mareile Hoppner Cleavage
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Near Tit Slip Dress
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Kaley Cuoco’s Big Cleavage
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Emilia Schule Bra Top Belly Hiding
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Diane Kruger in a Tight Hypnotic Dress
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Jena Dewan’s Photoshoot
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Kacey Musgraves is Hot
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Kim K’s Tits Out for her Clickbait Midlife Crisis
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Elle and Dakota in Miami
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Ambrosio in Tight Shorts
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Camille Cabello Performing
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Rihanna’s Fake Pregnancy in Vogue
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From stepSMUT!!

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Using the big Dildo
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Big Monster Boobs
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Hot Tits on this Reddit Amateur
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The Craziest Boobs at the Mall
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Licking the Pee off the Source
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Working the Golf Stroke
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A Dildo in her Ass
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22 People having Shit Days
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Bald Pussy and a Titty Jiggle
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Does Shooting Your First Sex Tape in Black and White Make it ARt
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What in the world of SPANKING
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Vintage 90s Style Playboy Shoot with Bush
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She’s got a Rocking Shirt
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MILF!
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Girl Sucking Other Girl Tit
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TITTY FUCKED
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Weird Dildo for this Girl
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Gripping the Dildo
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Slimer
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Thigh Highs
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Fuck the Books
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Dildo Chair – The Bouncy Castle for PErverts
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Dildo in the ass Time
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She was Dared to Do This
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Another Dildo in the Wall of Ass
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Beach Blowjob
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Momma Told me to Find a Woman with a Fuck Machine
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2022

13

Apr

Stella Hudgens Titty Grab of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is doing her less accomplished sister complex right and she’s got and always had the tits for it.

I’m sure I’ve always documented Stella Hudgens as the less impressive, left in the dark, but living the celebrity life thanks to her sister’s super Disney Stardom, so she goes to the parties, gets in the VIP, gets free gear, even gets to be a low level influencer, but when always in the shadow, you can never be satisfied….you can only mooch so long before going totally rogue and making as much noise as you can around yourself.

In the pervert era of porn being accepted, or selling nudes you’d take for strangers on a dating app, so you might as well monetize it, it’s jumping into sex work.

The nice thing about that is that after the initial excitement from her fans, who are her sister’s fans that spilled over, when the initial money / hype dies down, there’s only one way to go….MORE ROGUE…

So starting an OnlyFans was like “oh shit’ to her and her people, but maintaining one becomes inserting toys in her ass.

We’re not there yet, but we’ll get there, especially when she’s charging 50 dollars a month for her shitty sexts…..I mean, they should teach courses in how to make solid jerk off material that pays, I can be one of the teachers.

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2022

13

Apr

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but one of my childhood dreams was milking women to sell their breast milk to body builders for the HGH, so I guess I’ve always had a thing for fitness…despite being a fat fuck.

You know, one of those spectators who has gone to the gym, even volunteered at the gym, but it was really only to see the women working out in their slutty outfits, because since the 70s, workout gear’s been hot.

I’ve been kicked out of at least one gym for accidentally mistaking the women’s lockerroom for the men’s lockerroom after being told by a female friend from the gym that they actually got naked in there, information too overwhelming for me to not react to in a “they’ll never know I walked in here on purpose, no one is that bold”….but after the third time being caught doing it…I was removed from the facility, but I will still hold those good times, those memories of old ladies prepping for swim class close to my heart. I am sure at least one of them liked the attention.

So you may not want to be fit, or healthy, or in shape….whether it adds quality or length to your life or not….but that doesn’t mean you can’t be in and around fitness, so that you can stare at hot fit chicks, knowing they are better than the fatties.

These are some girls who feel fit, look fit, are fit, showing off….and I like to post this weekly as a reminder to get out there and creep on girls doing fitness, they’ll probably like it because of their higher testosterone and happiness someone’s noticing their hard work….but don’t take my word for it, everyone’s pretty uptight now and it may get you arrested.

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2022

13

Apr

Faith Schroder See Through of the Day

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Faith Schroder is that dude Ricky Schroder’s hot daughter doing some sort of influencer haul, because I guess that’s what all the girls aspire to be, and the tragedy in the whole thing is not that Ricky Schroder is her father, that’s actually pretty fucking hilarious and something I am sure I would tell everyone if Ricky Scrhoder was my father, not just because he was a hero who defended Rittenhouse when the mainstream media decided he was a racist, only to be freed, but that was pretty cool of him, I mean it’s not like he had a career to worry about, he’s done made his money long ago….

In this haul, Faith brings a little cocktease, with a few slutty stripper miami outfits that she CAN’T wear because TikTok will ban her, those COMMUNISTS, totally into ruining the minds of an entire society, getting them distracted and dancing stupid for views, so that they can be their very own celebrities, but won’t let a daughter of a celebrity pose in a thong or a sheer dress….I told you they are bad news BECAUSE they are fun killers….HOWEVER every TikTok I’ve ever seen has been about tits, so I think Faith is just being modest like a good little Christian girl raised in the closest thing we have to hell….LA.

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2022

13

Apr

Katharine McPhee Bikini of the Day

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Katharine McPhee the old folks home worker who I assume doesn’t do any of the dirty work, you know changing the diapers and administering whatever kinds of gross medication he needs to slow down his rich man rot, he’s likely got a team for that.

But I guess, based on her having a baby with the 80 year old this past year, she does the other kind of dirty work, like managing the Harem, or actually letting him fuck her while she tells him how big his cock is, as it struggles to get hard from being 80 fucking years old, there’s meds for that.

Unless she’s just a sick pervert who thinks old guys are hot, maybe it’s some daddy issues where she loves being loved and touched by someone her dad’s age….I don’t now her…I just know her body bounced back solid, I guess when you’re a sugar baby, whether you can sing or not, that’s the most important part of your job, so that you don’t end up losing out on the lifestyle, but with kid, I guess she won’t lose out on that lifestyle, it’s one of those sugar baby gets knocked up by rich guy situations, where even when they tell her that the baby is retarded and probably better aborted, she says “NO FUCKING WAY, THAT IS MY MEAL TICKET”….it happens….

The point of this wasn’t to think about her weird old man sex, but to say, damn, McPhee’s got a body and she knows it, here it is….clap your hands…or some other old folks home games she’s probably well versed in, since that’s her lifestyle…

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2022

13

Apr

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I am sure the corporate governments that are allowing weed to be legal are too busy doing harder drugs to realize how much of a joke weed actually is, so they are thinking it will just make everyone lobotomized and dumb, when really it’s opening their third eye and letting them communicate inter-dimensionally or at least with their own spiritual side. Stoners are enlightened…not pass the joint you hog…

We all know that the fact that it was made illegal is just a crime against humanity, a sign of how evil companies threatened by the good plant control governments and use fear to get the support of the people, which sounds familiar to the people I know who have had COVID for a few days, realizing their fear was totally unjustified and that the lockdown of society was mental.

I guess it’s a tactic used to herd the HIVE MIND lemmings…but if you or someone you know have smoked weed, you’ll know it’s the lightest weight, keep yourself relaxed, barely a drug, with health benefits so great they’ve even seen it cure cancer…..BETTER BAN THAT SHIT….hilarious..

These girls use the weed as a prop to show you they’re cool, hip, with it, or lazy slobs who don’t leave their house, so they sell nudes instead, and that works for me.

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2022

13

Apr

Kiernan Shipka Tits of the Day

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I don’t know when sharp jawed Kiernan Shipka turned middle aged, but I am sure some of you’d like to chop up your dick with that jaw….

What in the secret SANTA tits is going on here.

I never knew she had, but I also didn’t watch Mad Men, or really anything she’s ever been in, and I barely even know who Keirnan Shipka is, but clearly January Jones got to her on set of Mad Men when being her on set show mom, teaching her how things work in the world, when her own parents were probably out spending her money, I mean why else would you be a stage parent…..but to exploit your child for your own personal gain and ego….far better to manage your kid making millions in Hollywood than work at Walmart or some shit, just as Britney’s dad.

Are they real, are they fake, are the a silicon breast plate you can buy on Amazon to simulate tits, is it a push up bra, is it a photoshop edit….I guess we’ll never know, or really care, because Shipka’s really not that important even with the tits.

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2022

13

Apr

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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In an era where everything is fake, I cannot confirm or deny whether this pussy wedgies are organic and natural pussy wedgies, you know the traditional kind of pussy lips so fat and hungry they eat their way through pants so tight, or if they are some kind of silicon insert that dudes tuck their dicks in to look like the perfect cameltoe they always wanted, or to further make their lady costume more believable than the time I dressed as Marilyn Monroe for Halloween, where I used actual balloons for tits, you know step that cross dressing up so good that they call you a TRAP…

What I do know is that girls are showing alot more cameltoe, it’s a trend, maybe their passive aggressive way to say “REAL PUSSY OVER HERE”…and we must CELEBRATE that because no matter how weird society goes with their wokeness, some of us hold onto the morals and values that are important to us, like not jerking off to dudes who have hacked and hormonally made themselves chicks, so committed to their performance that they carry tampons around in their purse for idiots like you to nor realize that asshole you’re eating used to fart on balls and not as a sexual fetish but because the balls used to hang there before the whole castration!

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2022

13

Apr

Lourdes Leon Tit of the Day

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Lourdes Leon is one of Madonna’s children who I assume she actually birthed and didn’t smuggle from you some South American cloning lab, but then again, Madonna is a self professed priestess in the illuminati who has paid her dues, so ANYTHING is possible…since she doesn’t even look like her mom, but I guess only freakish clown instagram filters look like her mom.

Lourdes Leon, thanks being one of Madonna’s children has fame without trying, money without working, a lifestyle people dream of, not that I’d dream of being Madonna’s child, but if I was, I’d request being re-inserted in her womb every once in a while just to get close to that familiar leathery smell……

So what people slave for and never achieve, she’s got, and it gives her time to post important selfies with her big tits on her big bod, in a small bikini top, becaue if you’ve been on social media in the last year you’ll know, that’s what’s important in this vapid and disgusting wasteland we call the internet…which is unfortunately now “real life” because everyone’s addicted to the shit and distracted by the shit.

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2022

13

Apr

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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The things I do for inclusivity, or to call out inclusivity, because it’s just a fucking fact that not all people are created equally, and sure, we all have the ability to do what others do, but it doesn’t mean we’re nearly as good at it.

So when I see fat girls doing nude shit, like they were hot chicks, because they may feel hot, I don’t need to brainwash my damn self to be all woke and inclusive and say “well, she’s putting in a good effort, so that alone makes her hot enough or qualified to do this”….instead I go “this bitch is crazy, if I was that fat, I’d focus on things I’m good at….sitting, eating more calories than I burn, maybe baking at 3 am when a sugar craving comes in, failing at athleticism, succeeding at reading books and getting sun burns through my t-shirt at the water park, you knwo fat girl things”….

That doesn’t mean fat girls don’t deserve to be fucked by dudes horny enough to fuck em, it doesn’t even mean fat girls shouldn’t do their nude posing in what I consider satire….it just means, not everyone is created equally…..even amongst the hot chicks, some have btter tits, asses, faces, pussies than the other.

We don’t all need to be invited to the birthday party freaks.

So yeah, don’t call me a fat shamer, I fucking celebrate naked fatties weekly around here…..because somewhere out thre a guy raised by a GILBERT GRAPE mom only knows how to cum to fat chicks…I do it for him.

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