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2022

Apr

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I guess the BORAT inspired thong bathing suit is far more interesting when it’s not on some bro trying to make people laugh on Spring Break in the 2010s, because we all know when that was a trend and it was fucking miserable…if I never hear WAHWAHWEEWAH or whatever the fuck people used to say in everyday conversation….it will be too soon…that shit made me want to kill myself…if you wanted to torture me…lock me in a room with a fake moustache and a Borat swimsuit on, maybe bring 4 other dudes dressed the same and “WAHWAHWEEWAH” in my face until I fucking implode….

When a pussy is flopping out of it, it’s more tolerable…

The rest of the bikini/swimsuit pics are just a reminder that the INTERNET is based on bikini pics, social media without bikini pics would probably not be nearly as influential and society destroying….and for some land locked mother fucker who only sees bitches in bikini a few weeks a year at the public pool I get quickly banned from….they still excite me….those LA/Miami/Resort Living people who are used to thonged asses walking around grabbing a coffee and a smoothie every 2 minutes just don’t understand our PLIGHT of perverts forced to turn to the internet to see the bitches in our lives in bikinis…but it’s a plight I’m sure we’ll all survive assuming there are real problems in the world…and if there are…GOOD DISTRACTION!

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2022

Apr

The Booty…and Other Videos of the Day

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Water Girl

Nice Outfit

Hand Stands

In the Lockerroom

Highlights of a Track Star’s Ass

Gym Ass

Look at Me…

Giant Tits

Strong Legs

COW GIRL!

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2022

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You probably all know this, but the the woke are probably 5% of the population, just losers no one ever noticed, with a chip on their shoulder, that have found each other on the internet and managed to get enough of a voice through their whining, only to commit to that voice because they had something to prove and anyone who works hard enough at something will succeed….

Unfortunately, instead of continuing to be ignored, like the losers they are, they got an ego and went harder….so now they’ve dragged 75-80 percent of idiots who don’t have a brain with them….who are otherwise not woke, but feel they have to pretend to be, to appease society and to not get cancelled.

Cancelling people, shut people up, and corporations appeasing to the woke loser, made it seem like that was the way, and now everything became a very uptight, boring, even depressing woke society…all while being the most perverted era because I guess one side of woke is normalizing all the weird nerd fetishes these weird nerd woke people have…

It doesn’t make sense, what ever happened to just minding our own damn business, leaving each other alone, and being decent to each other’s faces, while talking shit behind their back, instead of this weird Junior High School level of sassy sarcasm, read that again, yes, sassy sarcasm (that was my attempt to mimic their speak, I failed, but I did hear a good joke today…what do you call an IT teacher who touches his students….a PDF FILE…great right)…..

In conclusion, the internet ruined humanity, ruined society, ruined your soul and ruined your mind……

But here are some stepLINKS in the morning…. you should click them, since I’m only available on the internet.

Here are some stepLINKS

Rita Ora’s Bikini in the Studio
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Ebanie Bridges Responds to Hater
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Nude model on the Couch
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Dog Takes Out Glass Table
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Rachel Maddow Gets DE-MOTED for Sucking
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Little Kid Enjoys A Slingshot Ride Unphased
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Adorable 89-Year-Old Grandma Sings Grateful Dead From Her Nursing Home!
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Antonio Brown strips on stage in Miami club
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Get Some Eyewear
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Cam Girls are Girls….Who Cam!
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2022

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I may not believe anything I see on the screen, but it’s only because there’s too much technology to turn anything into whatever they want them to be visually with little investment, so if I don’t see it in person it is 99 percent probably fake. You should follow my lead on that one, I’ve been right about everything else so far….

THE TELLER OF TRUTHS…that no one pays attention to because I’m an idiot….and actually don’t know the actual truths…but I do know all the vaccinated, triple vaccinated people I know are on their 1st, 2nd and 3rd bout of COVID, still praising the vaccine for saving them, making it mild enough for them to not die from it…..while the unvaccinated people I know aren’t even getting any COVID at all. SUSPICIOUS….trust the science….

As it turns out, everyone lives in a daze and hops on the latest trend, in some kind of self involved boring dream world,….

SNAP out of it you hypnotized fucks….

But first..CLICK SOME LINKS..

Sofia Vergara Went With Blue Hair in a Bikini for Selfie
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Chantel Jeffries Looks Back At It in Bikini
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Paige VanZant Gives Her Bikini a Tug at an Outdoor Shower
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Brie Larson Showing Some Skin…
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Aly Michalka Braless in a White T-Shirt
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Lily Rose Depp for Chanel!
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Sydney Sweeney Suits Up!
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John Daly Hanging Out With Hooters Girls at Augusta
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Tennessee Titans HC Mike Vrabel responds to talk surrounding A.J. Brown trade
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Jennifer Lopez’s green engagement ring
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Kristen Stewart Nip Slip at the 2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party
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Amber Heard hopes she and Johnny Depp ‘move on’ after defamation trial
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7 Basic Things You Won’t Believe Science Can’t Explain
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Fascinating Photos!
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Chill Mode Activated
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Nicola Peltz and Brooklyn Beckham Tie the Knot
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Addison Rae’s Booty on The Beach!
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Christen Harper at the Beach With Sports Illustrated Swimsuit
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Beautiful Friendship Between A Cheetah Cub And A Puppy!
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Tiptoe, The 175-Pound Tortoise!
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Elon Musk decides against buying into Twitter
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This is Important Issues
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Iskra Lawrence is Red Hot in Her Lingerie
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Yo Ventura is Feeling Blue!
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Danica Patrick Celebrated Her 40th Birthday in Red
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Taking A Peek Inside Apple’s $5 Billion Headquarters!
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Jack White marries at Detroit concert
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Elephant Greets
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Kim Kardashian’s Late Night Snack!
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Faith Schroder Shows Off!
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Raiderette Kelly is Missing Sundays
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Why Stetson Cowboy Hats Are Priced So High!
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Slap Prank On People
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TikToker Reveals Tests She Makes Men Pass in Order to Date Her!
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Diana Delivers the Topless
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Lane Kiffin Snapped a Prom Picture With All of the Young Ladies From His Neighborhood
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Cat Breaks Into The Baby’s Room And Plays With The Mobile!
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Looking At The Strange But Cool Isochronous Curve!
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Bear vs Lambo
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TikToker Khloe Knowles Reminds Everyone How Important Sunglasses Are!
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A Cowboys Cheerleader Got Married and the Squad Put on a Show at the Reception
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Lamborghini Seen Crashing At 200MPH At TX2K22 Drag Race!
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Amazing Street Marionette Performance Of Freddy Mercury!
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Girls in Summer Dresses
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Busty Rugby Streaker Gets Taken Down Hard by Security, Boyfriend Then Breaks Up With Her
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The MythBusters Checks Out A Chinese Crispy Popped Rice Cooker!
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Riding A Bicycle With Crazy Airless Tires!
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If Gronk Plays Again, It Will Be for the Buccaneers
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Warby Parker Has Your Eyes Covered!
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Cam Sluts Support Cam Sluts!
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Paris Hilton at an Event
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Zoey Deutch at an Event
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Lily Mo Sheen in a Push-Up Bra and a Dress
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Megan Fox at an Event
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Kara Del Toro’s Cleavage at an Event
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Christina Aguilera’s Cleavage at an Event
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Brie Larson at an Event
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Emma Brooks at an Event
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Larsen Thompson Big Cleavage at an Event
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Lily James Legs
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Lily Collins at an Event
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Selena Gomez in a Pink Outfit
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Halle Bailey in a Skimpy Dress
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Heidi Klum in a Tight Dress
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Camille Kostek at an Event
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Kristen Stewart in Vogue Japan
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Sydeny Sweeny at an Event
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Kat Godfrey in a Skimpy Outfit
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From stepSMUT!!

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Easter Colors for the Double Stuff
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5 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Jiggle Tits Fuck
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Slutty Garden Girls
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Deep
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Bath Time Girls
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Butt Plug In
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70s Porn – The Raped Incel
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Big Titty Jiggle in the Fuck
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Rubbing the BOOBS
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Butt Plug Insertion
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Mash Up Weirdness
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Pretty Busty
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Getting Rid of Butt Plugs
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30 People Having a Shitty Day!
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Hot Short Skirt in the Store!
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Skinny Puffy Nips
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Clear Dildos
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30 People Having a Shit Day
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Cherry and Tommy Fuck
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That’s a Fuck Toy
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Lesbian PHotoshoot
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Sucking Pussy off the Cock
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Vintage Porn Doctor
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Video Game Sex
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Hot Chick on the Dildo
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Asshole Wink
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Tinder Date POV
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Brenda Naked
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Butt Plug Insertion
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Amateur Dick Sucker
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Hard Nips
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Dildo Rockin’
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Some Amateur with Hot Tits
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Solo Sensuality With Tasha Gamin
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Pussy Spreader
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The Ass on this Girl
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Mental Mondays!
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Nude Playboy Girl Khlo Terae!
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Face Sitter
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2022

Apr

Kim Kardashian Pussy of the Day

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Kim Kardashian’s posted her pussy in what are supposed to be sheer tights for her scam direct to consumer billion dollar brand, that’s probably not much of a scam compared to the other made in china shit out there, but it’s Kardashian, so we might as well hate on it for all they’ve done to us in their rise to personal gain!

These are supposed to be SHEER tights and you see herself CATCH herself in the act…..what a clickbait generating MEME of a human.

I believe she is trying to rank up from WITCH to PRIESTESS in the Church of Satan, based on how damaging she’s been in pop culture, that you could argue she was just in the right place at right time to profit off how fucked we were as a society, so her sex tape, show and everything she’s done since has just been a product of that, rather than by design….I just don’t think the family is impressive enough to have become this interesting unless it was by design….like her body….which has been designed by some kind of surgeon who injected her to look like his favorite muppet….a look you’d be scared of but that the people have decided is the “Hot look”….and you’ve got droves of women being their best Kardashian…

Along with dumbing down society, making girls destroy themselves, pushing materialism, monetization, selling your pussy for money….I like to think she’s the villain handler who has destroyed Kanye West at his core, but he may have been destroyed long before her….I just prefer blaming her for it….

The fact that I think anything of Kim Kardashian is exactly what I am talking about, we’re in a spell of shit that we can’t escape…

Logically WHO cares about these people, how much money they have or what they have to say about ANYTHING.

In practice, EVERYONE seems to care…..

Now that she’s owned or partnered with Disney, with is just more fuel for the conspiracy….she’s clearly never going to go away but rather continue to be the leader and visual representation of the fall of society…

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2022

Apr

Selena Gomez Dance of the Day

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I have a hard time believing that Selena Gomez is this happy, but I’ll still watch her awkwardly do some Salsa dancing to remind you that she’s got some kind of latin roots, I mean her last name is GOMEZ people…

I do think that we should all go through life with the same level of enthusiasm to show everyone how much bigger her tits miraculously got on their own….reminding them to not let the shit in the world, like Kidney Transplants due to lupus get in the way of remembering they are rich as shit, famous as shit, and the world is their fucking oyster….

Unfortunately, I’m not into the dancing on the internet, I find it really awkward and weird and I am actually amazed that so many young people have got rich and famous because of embarrassingly awkward dancing….but I’m an out of touch old guy who only like his dancing at strip clubs and night clubs….assuming they are no longer “banned”….because during covid, they banned dancing in Canada, like Footloose, but without Kevin Bacon’s angelic dancing feet sent from heaven or from the Groomers at Disney, either way, I don’t trust her, but will watch her dance slutty like she’s still Bieber’s back-up dancer, dancing on his underage dick, while she was of age….SEX OFFENDER or SEX OFFENDED….I guess we’ll never know.

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2022

Apr

Demi Lovato They Them Hot Tub of the Day

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Them some titties in the hot tub…

They some crackhead/opiate addict tits surviving the brain damage from an overdose because NO ONE cancelled her for it….

They just blew it off as “mental health”….and “Poor Demi Lovato”…let’s get her back to baby sitting our kids with her shit music and celebrity, because it would be wrong to kick em while they are down, even though when they are down, they are still far higher up than the rest of us idiots..so it’s ALWAYS kicking up.

There were no consequences for her behavior, if anything she just got to remind everyone how bi-polar she is, and then hop on some gender politics, knowing that being a THEY who wears a bikini top, possibly mocking the whole THEY thing, but no one can challenge her going by THEY because that would be TRANSPHOBIC…and profit off it…as she does….because she’s an industry puppet, built and designed by the good grooming people at Disney getting the most out of their investment thanks to owning hollywood….and basically all of the media.

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2022

Apr

Ashley Tisdale Ugy Watch Bikini Edition of the Day

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Ashley the Body, not the Face, because the face is pretty mangled, must be in her 40s by now. I remember early on in the Disney High School Musical hype that was totally just marketing based and not quality based because that shit was TERRIBLE…but I remember back then being emailed by one of her high school friends who was like “Tisdale’s in her 30s bro”….and I never validated because I really didn’t give a shit and I also didn’t have access to count the rings on her vagina lips like they were a felled tree.

The point of the story is that I used to do an ASHLEY TISDALE UGLY WATCH to warn the people who get sucked in by the marketers that she’s not actually hot, they are telling you that she’s hot, but maybe by 40 she will be seen as hot, because she worked out, had a fit body, and muscle memory could help carry her into the age where faces don’t matter as they are all haggard or bloated….but bodies are everything….

In this bikini pic, the small hipped, no longer mini implants because she had them removed, even though they didn’t really make a difference for her when she had them, and it looks like she could be pregnant again, like Britney Spears..unless those are just abs? Bloat? Constipation? Food Allergy? Weird angles?

Either way, it’s some thirst trapping, attention seeking, probably watching Vanessa Hudgens prosper as a slut of instagram, and trying to get in on that, and I guess it could be worse…but it could also be better, I mean the only person to mirror selfie and not let us see the fucking ass and the front at the same time….her closet mirror set up could have brought us something far better…maybe a little crawl around on all fours or something.

Either way, TISDALE’s making a comeback for you to come, just not to her back.

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2022

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFs are the physical representation of what happens to a woman after she gives birth but still wants to be seen as a sex object, you know the slutty kind of cum receptacle, and not the cum receptacle that changes diapers, picks up kids from school, makes hamburger helper, or whatever it is that moms do.

MILFs are the “I’m still hot despite my age, weathered patina, blown out mom pussy”…who know that being moms is a liability, even if it’s the most important thing they’ve done, and actually pretty convenient to non committal dudes who they just want to use for sex and not bring home to the kids…

They used to come in insecure, unsure of themselves, knowing that people are scared of MILFs for the whole having kids things, but now they come in knowing that they know how to fuck so good they’ve done it to completion, plus a lot have been in longterm relationships so they’ve dabbled in some freakier shit they are willing to bust out on the first encounter, like eating ass.

The fact is, they are still chicks, younger than me, I’m grandpappi aged, so kids or not, if they pussy is still in the right place and the once milky, now dry tits are still hanging out, I figure fair game….especially when looking at their free internet nudes, far less involvement than actually trying to fuck em.

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2022

Apr

Anya Taylor Joy Upskirt of the Day

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I don’t know why, but I do not trust this Anya Taylor Joy actress. She kind of cameo out of nowhere in the movie WITCH, which was really OVER hyped and totally under delivered about some witch in the pioneer times eating children, or some origin of satanism in America documentary, I’m not really sure what the point of it was, it just wasn’t very scary…..

I find it pretty suspicious that she managed to just make it in America, but apparently her dad is some British banker who has received some prestigious British awards like the “Order of the British Empire”.

I also find it pretty suspicious that she was raised in Argentina until she was 6…but why bother looking too into it, not everything is a middle earth Alien from Antarctica conspiracy, maybe some things just happen organically, not by design, like this trying to look up her skirt to see if she’s got a dick.

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