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2022

15

Apr

Jessica Alba on All Fours in a Bikini in Cancun For Spring Break of the Day

Old Timer Jessica Alba, who at one time was the most exciting celebrity to see in a bikini and I don’t even know why, but who has now become one of the first direct to consumer brand running celebrities to pretend she’s some brilliant businessman boss bitch lady boss bullshit…that got all the other useless celebs who were aging out excited about the prospects of exploiting their fans with shit product they don’t need, like Kate Hudson, Gwen Paltrow and basically EVER other celebrity….but hey, what’s she care, she’s a billionaire now…which is far better to these people than millionaires…if you don’t squeeze each and every fan out of their last penny, you haven’t won….VILE HUMANS…

Well, she’s allowed the paparazzi to capture her in a bikini, I guess she’s been working out, or maintaining because she’s not too busy working, running her company, for fitness and looking good.

I can’t ven tell if she looks good from this far away, I man she’s like a fucking blur in a bikini bikini, but she’s got a set of mom tits hanging off her like a set of utters, and she’s in CANCUN like it’s 90s Spring Break, back when ALBA was at her prime……going back to her roots for OLD times, maybe some kind of near 41 midlife crisis… she turns 41 April 28, I googled it, I don’t randomly know people’s birthdays….I’m not an actual fan of these garbage humans, but bikini tits on an old classic….fine.

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2022

15

Apr

Lucy Hale Bikini of the Day

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Lucy Hale is in a bikini like I give a fuck, she’s one of the most boring celebrities around and I don’t understand why they keep giving her work, she’s so fucking boring, I can only assume she has dirt on the head of the CW network who keeps handing her shows, maybe he used to diddle her….but probably not anymore, and not even because she’s too old for hollywood execs to diddle, but because she’s so fucking boring, why would anyone bother.

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2022

15

Apr

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I don’t think they are still pushing the vaccine passports, or the vaccine mandates, I assume that people have caught onto the whole “that’s not how vaccines work” now that they’ve dialled back on the brainwashing signals they’ve been putting out there, so that common sense can start to resurface….for now.

But I do think we should take that vaccine passport energy, and mandate ON/Off Passports, because I like seeing clothed and unclothed in the same day..even if all content on the internet is filtered and doctored….I like knowing how the clothes pull off witchcraft to make a bitch hotter….or how the girl actually looks better unclothed….you know this, you understand this….that is why together we need daily on/offs of all women LAW of the LAND….

How do we start a non profit..ON/OFF LIVES MATTER!

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2022

15

Apr

Dakota Fanning Nipple Pasties of the Day

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I don’t find Dakota Fanning very hot and it’s not even because she’s always creeped me out since she was a little girl touring the movies she was in back. The way they played her up to be this sophisticated adult and had her doing late night talk shows and shit, was just fucking weird…

I guess compared to other child stars she’s grown up alright, since she hasn’t killed herself yet.

I guess she’s still cute enough to continue, which doesn’t happen to all of them….just ask Hailey Joel Osment.

They say this is a sheer gown….I don’t see nips but maybe she’s got GHOSTIES.

Which isn’t the same as getting raped by a ghost….

It’s what they call pale nips….GHOSTIES…

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2022

15

Apr

Dove Cameron Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Dove Cameron’s one of the darkest creepiest energies that Disney has put out to the world.

I don’t know if it is her anti-depressants I assume she’s on, because everyone is on them, it’s part of the pharma fall of society to turn everyone into zombies…..

Or maybe I’m just looking into it way too hard, but whenever I see a pic of her I physically feel uncomfortable in the pit of my stomach, and I never get that way, I mean I’m a desensitized fuck who has posted and seen the most vial shit on the internet and I am normally un-phased by ANYTHING…

Like we’ve got some grown up, super famous ex-Disney Kid who has had a lot of work done, probably under a filter, wearing some showgirl, cowgirl corset doing a selfie with her tits out and alL I see is a demon….

Her tattoo says “Do it for Aphrodite” and she’s got a Snake on her finger, so we’ll assume she’s a mind control slave spat out of the Imagineer’s bunker located under club 33 at the Anaheim location…

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2022

15

Apr

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I call this feminist Friday because of the whole bra burning movement of the 60s that was designed to destroy women and make them think they wanted to be the head of corporations like MEN….

I guess bras represented the constraints or pressures put on them from a patriarchal society….or maybe they just liked the freeing feeling off having their titties free….something I think the patriarchy would be all about…..

I have yet to meet a man who says “Put a bra on bitch, and be the slave you are designed to be”…..but maybe I hang in the wrong circles…

The current feminism, is fake feminism, it’s just an angle that people who have anything they want, where rights are equal, where pay is equal, because it makes for a good excuse for their failings….

BLAME MEN FOR ALL OUR PROBLEMS…..because we’re feminists and it can’t be US….

So now we’ve got a group of women trying to prove themselves, being self involved narcissism, being taken away from their maternal instinct coded into them, and they are reducing themselves to their tits as some kind of empowerment issue, that just lets the men they pretend oppress them the opportunity to see tits.

So kill the family unit, kill women off, but bring us the tits they reduce themselves to, so we get to see tits….in some weird fucking cop out that doesn’t make women happy….but does make women hate men….because blaming the patriarchy is better than taking responsibility for themselves…but hey, at least we get tits!

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2022

15

Apr

Halle Bailey Ass of the Day

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I don’t know how common the name Halle is, but I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume that this Halle Bailey child actor was name after Halle Berry, you know her parents real CINEPHILES….

She’s 22 now, so her family moved her and her sister to LA when she was 12 to get famous the way they were destined to be…and guess who they got hired by…GUESS….you get one GUESS….MICKEY FUCKING MOUSE…obviously…

Which would probably explain why she’s doing her best version of a piece of garbage Kardashian, the family that destroyed the collective consciousness of the youth with their vapid and disgusting perverted ugly ladies jacked up to be some genetically modified version of porn chicks…..

Because Mickey Mouse has made a fat investment into the Kardashian IP, they’re on their app, a flagship brand like Star Wars and Marvel….because they aren’t even trying to hide their evil plan to help room the world….

She was also signed to Beyonce’s record label, which really just solidifies all you really need to know about the young starlet, but hey, at least she does butt shot selfies like a local girl with a dream of being the next big on OnlyFans because work and school suck.

They are right about something, we are in need of a reset.

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2022

15

Apr

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I don’t consider myself a Panty Fetishist, like I’d never buy panties off some nasty panty vendor on Reddit, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t sell panties to perverts if I knew how to market things on the internet, which based on this site alone, I don’t.

So if I was a panty vendor on the internet, all dripping canned tuna juice on stick-glue skid marks, I’d definitely diversify the panty offering…..are you a THONG GUY, are you a FULL BACK PANTY GUY, are you a BOY SHORT GUY, are you a little kid tighty whitie guy, so I could put you on the list I’d send to the FBI for further investigation…..I knew a guy who would buy his girl’s little boy superman underwear….and well….it was weird.

So despite not being a panty fetishist, I do like panty pics on girls trying to cocktease and market themselves to me, because it’s aspirational, it’s not the full mean on a platter or buffet table, it’s a taste leaving me wanting more….which is why MODESTY is the HOTTESTY….one you’re spreading ass and shoving monster dildo up in it you’ve pretty much gone as far as you can…where do you go from there….while panty pics can keep a loser strung along for fucking YEARS…..

WHEN WILL WE SEE THE PUSSY?! WHEN….MAYBE THIS TIME….MAYBE IF I SEND HER MORE MONEY…..

You know…ladies be smart, dial it back girls…It’s EASTER SUNDAY…let’s keep it PG PANTY.

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2022

15

Apr

Alexandra Stan Still Hot of the Day

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Mr. Saxobeat singer Alexandra Stan is some Romanian Gypsy you can’t call a Gypsy because you know there are whiner Romanians out there who are so overly offended by that “racism”…even though no one thinks they are actually gypsies living in caravans, reading fortunes and ripping a motherfucker up…BUT IT HURTS……LISTEN TO MY FEELINGS…in a society of victims, they just all jump on board to cry collectively because they don’t have real problems, even though we’re basically on the cusp of the END of times where the COMMUNIST BLOCK of the 50s-80s has NOTHING on what we’re about to be exposed to in this TECHNOCRAZY tracking, policing, and FREEDOM THEIVING…

BUT sure, let’s cry about your gender, pronouns, grooming kids, your mental health, stereotypes around your culture…YOU ARE ALL NUTS…

Speaking of nuts, wouldn’t you like to nut on this Alexandra Stan, shit….she’s 32 and looks amazing for a middle aged set of tits….they just do it right in Eastern Europe, maybe the ugly babushka’s all died off in the bread lines…WHO KNOWS….EUGENICS…who cares, Mr. Saxobeat’s doing it right…

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2022

15

Apr

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Hey Survivalists, it’s Good Friday….eat FISH or the NETS you catch fish in….preferably on a woman, but we know how difficult that is for you pathetic ass, even in an era of every woman being a whore, so I guess you could just throw them in the corner, jerk off on them, and eat your seed off them, get your lifeforce back in you, as you do….SICK CUM EATING FUCK.

Here are girls in Fishnets.

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