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2022

24

May

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I don’t know who needs to hear this, since you’re a bunch of desperate losers who can’t really get any tit unless they pay for it, so from your nerd perch in whatever fucking basement sleeper cell you call home, covered in anime printouts you’ve cum tributed, like the weirdo you are…..it makes good stick tack and mom hates when you use thumbtacks on the wall…I get it….you probably only like clown sized tits because you live in a fucking fantasy or delusion…

But as it turns out Tiny Tit lives matter….

I know, it’s a crazy concept that despite everything we’ve ever been told about tits, or how many monster tit girls have got rich and famous off tits, or how many views the big titty girls get on reddit, onlyfans, tiktok, youtube, basically all social media platforms because we’re all tit obsessed…..

It’s been fake news, disinformation, the reason we need information police, to set the story straight, that all tits are good tits, and statistically, if you’re a betting man, your tiny tit girls will have hotter bodies, which is a great trade off if you hatee fat chicks like me.

So here’s the tiny tit post to remind you that tiny tits are hot, even if they don’t trigger your inner infant looking to be fed by a tit bigger than your head.

So let’s collective jerk off to this like a bunch of closet case jocks at the circle jerk, to get it out to the collective consciousness that tiny tits are great, so girls with tiny tits don’t blame their tits on not being a TikTok star making millions, force them to blame other things like their lack of skill, talent, or personality….BUT NEVER the tits.

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2022

24

May

Alexis Ren Skinny of the Day

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I don’t know the context of Alexis Ren showing off her ass and body fully nude in a quarter turn so that you don’t actually see her pussy sticking its tongue out at you…..

I guess in this era of internet you don’t need a context, or reason, the nude is just part of the marketing program.

I do know that she’s definitely not rocking enough bush for my liking, because if there isn’t a pillow in the panties that I can curl up into to read a nice book, not that I know how to read, but it’s an aesthetic, then I don’t want it.

BUSH IS LIFE motherfuckers, it’s also on trend, so any of these basic bitches still rocking a bald pussy are just idiots who don’t know what’s up….

I’ll still look at their bald pussies…..but they gotta be fucking showing them in order for me to see them….but instead. they aren’t.

Alexis Ren is probably the first slutty travel and adventure always in a bikini girl to go viral, to put that idea of travel half naked in the heads of many bitches as hot, as interesting, since you don’t have to be interesting for views….the queen bee of bikini travel porn they all look up to, so we’ll assume this Dancing with the Stars who was never an actual star, but who danced like she was, before losing….is setting trends for 4 doors more whores….

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2022

24

May

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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The bikini is the foundation of the internet, without the bikini, I don’t think the internet would exist, and if it did, no one would bother with it for anything besides th free porn and maybe online banking or watching music videos, but none of that social media shit would exist, none of the influencers would exist, no girls from your high school would be producing bikini content from vacation for you to jerk off to, like they are some kind of attention seeking influencer who needs to show off their pilates mom bod….it’d be a dark place.

I don’t know if it is my algorithm from being a tracked individual, facebook just showed me an add about a 1960s Flying Saucer AIRBNB, after I wrote down on a pad of paper 1960s Flying Saucer houses, because I remembered being in one as a kid, maybe it was an actual abduction, and I wanted to research it if I ever got around to it, never mentioning it, never saying it outloud, never googling, or searching it….the fucking thing read my mind..

So yeah, even the most basic camper girls, off grid cabin girls, van life girls, living on a sailboat girls use the most vulgar bikini pics for their Youtube Thumbnail to get the clicks, so even a youtube channel that has nothing to do with bikinis features a hot body in a bikini…

So here’s a bunch of out of context, random chicks, posing and showing off their swimwear, because it’s the heart and soul of the user generated internet content of exhibitionists just trying to get ahead, or get paid, or both.

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2022

24

May

The Bed Trick and Other Videos of the Day

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YOGA MOVES

Yoga Pants

Hot Body Dance

Girl in a Tight Dress

Stupid Dance

Bikini Dance

Dog Hangs..

Bikini Dance

Booty in Tight Pants

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

24

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I keep seeing that monkey pox is from man on man anal sex, which isn’t considerd gay sex, because they are trying to normalize you fucking your bud because no one else is around to fuck, making it not a gay thing, just a functional thing.

Not to mention, anal is the number one form of birth control now that everyone is an anal loving queen, anal on the first date, you don’t even have to negotiate with a bitch for anal like you used to, she’s likely got a butt plug in training her ass to take large objects.

I don’t know if it’s the only way blown out bitches can feel an average sized cock, too many lonely nights on their 14 inch tentacle dildo, stretching themselves out like they are giving birth without the whole birth thing, because making babies is now crazy….when you can just fuck baby sized sex toys while taking it up th ass.

Babies are just so inconvenient to their selfies, their laziness and only work as part of their financial domination life of never leaving their houses…but looking to get passive income.

Then there are the dudes who will fuck anything not because they are gay or bi, but because they like to fuck and no on wants to fuck the, since gay or bi is normal, so increase the odds of getting laid….even if it’s pretty gay.

Then there are the tranny fuckers who don’t think fucking a trans wth balls intact is gay because of the tit, long hair and makeup….

So if monkey pox was real…which I doubt it is….but you’ll still get vaccinated for it, we’re all doomed because we all do man on man sex without even knowing it cuz we are all a bunch of degenerates destroyed by porno….a bunch of faggots the whole gang of us.

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2022

23

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I always wonder what the best etiquette is when you come across a woman in leggings, bike shorts or even better, the wrestling outfits that I saw three girls in over the weekend….and they realize you’re staring at their full cunt….do you acknowledge the ccunt “well hello there”……a little “Fancy Meeting your here”….before looking at the host body in the eyes…or do you look away like you’re not looking at the cunt when caught staring at the cunt…I little “I wasn’t doing anything, I was just gazing in that direction”…arms behind your back…whistling….

Or do you grab it….

Why am I asking you?

Don’t get your Monkey Pox….and die…like a MEN WHO HAVE SEX WITH MEN….since MONKEY POX is apparently the GAY DISEASE for now….since everyone’s a bi sexual looking for sex with anyone at any given time, ratio improves when you take anything you can get….in a society designed to celebrate men who have sex with men….it can be confusing out there for a motherfucker…nothing Monkey Pox won’t fix…

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2022

23

May

Megan Fox Ass and Titties of the Day

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I saw some shitty paparazzi pics of Megan Fox at the Kourtney Kardashian satanic wedding, because I guess her handler Machine Gun Kelly, who I’ll assume she’s forced to date in order to get a second wind at her career after being blacklisted, becasue that dude’s the fucking worst…..

So despite being a deadbeat mom in her 40s chosing her pussy’s happiness instead of being a mom who pretends she’s in her 30s, is acting like she’s a 20 year old Suicide girl in the early 2000s posing with her skimpy shorts and mom ass out….in a bikini top with her mom tits out…and she creeps me out.

I don’t see a Megan Fox that was, I see that Neck gives her all away, and not because of the Adam’s Apple, but because she’s old and expired…and she creeps me out.

Send her back to David 90210’s house, because this midlife crisi is fucking strange.

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2022

23

May

Florence Pugh Bikini Ass of the Day

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Florence Pugh is a huge actress, possibly an Oscar Nominated actress, I am too lazy to google, but definitely top of the food chain actress, not just because she’s got a 50 year old Zach Braff handling her young labia, but because she gets constant high paid work…

So whether you think she’s hot, or some weird ass bulky midget who worked as Hayden Pannetiere body double before making a go of it on her own, she’s in Europe, being toplss and European, with some chick who is also topless, that I originally thought was Zach Braff, but he’s likely behind the camera, you know because he’s a director, directing his threesome with the chick who looks like him later that night…

It’s an ass being clenched in a skimpy bikini with a peach emoji so you know she’s holding her shit in….and like most midgets, there’s not much of a ratio here, but they can’t all be perfect…not even when they are hand picked by the guy from SCRUBS.

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2022

23

May

Madison Beer Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Madison Beer is another one of these children with stage parents who allowed them to get on the YOUTUBE so that all their dreams of celebrity could come true, so that they could be the female Bieber, who was also a kid put on Youtube before being that biggest popstar in the world…so the preteen hit the youtube to sing her cover songs at her mom’s request and likely got rich as shit doing it…only to sign a record deal and only release her first album this past year that I guess she’s touring….but no one cares because she’s just some fucking exploited youtube trash….that only had followers back then because perverts of youtube like watching underage girls do song and dance..its’ fucking creepy, but obviously never policed because the people at the top of the food chain are creepy too and probably watching that shit too, that’s how they found her to sign her.

Anyway, in her lessons in getting famous enough to get millions of dollars and a record deal, she’s learned that her big tits are more important than her shitty song and dance, so that’s why she’s bringing them in this content…marketing the only way she knows how in an era that doesn’t care about talent but that does care about its.

I’m all for it. I may hate celebrity, the process, the output of what they put out, but I’m fine with the tits…

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2022

23

May

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I guess with the impending new Pandemic that they didn’t even try to brand as something scary, but instead as something cartoon-like, MOKEY POX, where the K is SILENT, one of the better memes, I mean besides all the pictures of Planet of the Apes monkey hybrids with the caption reading “me after a year of Monkey Pox after refusing to get vaccinated”…either way, good fodder…

It’s one of those silly lab made viruses that no medical workers have ever heard of, but now they’re going to hear nothing but that shit, assuming that it actually goes viral officially and they get to run with it…..but for now it’s low level, barely contagious, targeting gays, and easy to recover…but that won’t stop vaccine mandates, or forced quarantines or all the other fun stuff they love to TROLL us with.

The good news is that the MEDICAL WORKERS will be used again as heroes, which means the medical worker sluts who moonlight as MEDICAL WORKERS for an angle for the OnlyFans will keep on producing nudes, now that they’ll be kept in for another round of making the people who own the vaccines richer as shit….for that other massive transfer of wealth.

I still find getting naked in a hospital fucking gross, but if it’s in picture, you won’t get MRSA cock.

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