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2007

05

Mar

I am – Kirsten Dunst Bikini Pics of the Day

Here are some Kirsten Dunst Bikini pics from Hawaii.

I had a dream about cheese last night. I never dream about anything and I don’t think I have ever had a dream about cheese before. I am talking about all the luxurious cheeses you see in the movies not the Kraft Singles shit I am used to. I have a feeling it was my clairvoyant ways, I saw a bright luxurious future where I could afford big blocks of expensive cheeses. On a side note, there were a lot of girls in their panties running around my cheese platter, I think I just wrote an Art Film.

Speakin’ of girls in panties, here are some of the Kirsten Dunst bikini pics…There are other ones out there, but they are tagged by some faggot blogger and I don’t want AIDS….I hear it’s a gay disease.

Speakin’ of AIDS, Kirsten’s skinny and floppy body made me think of Ethiopia. On a side note, the fact that she has friends isn’t so surprising, if I knew someone famous I’d ride their coat tails to the beach, although I probably look better in a bikini.

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2007

05

Mar

I am – Shitty Christina Ricci Topless From Black Snake Moan Clips of the Day

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Here are some Christina Ricci in Black Snake Moan Videos. I haven’t seen the movie, but will, I have a thing for naked white girls chained down by old black dudes in some southern shanty of a home. These are really shitty quality, but shitty quality is what I do. The TV I found in the garbage makes everything I watch look like scrambled porn, why would I change my standards for this shitty website. Asshole.

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2007

05

Mar

I am – Sarah Michelle Gellar Lonely Hot Tub Party of the Day

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I am not really down on the website at all, I am just tired of seeing the same fucking thing on websites and trying to be the first motherfucker to post the shit on the internet. It’s tedious and I am not really into being first on anything, I am more into sleeping. That said, I passed out yesterday night at nine, that usually doesn’t happen, I think it had something to do with the bottle of wine I drank to kill the hangover. I dreamt about at least 10 really amazing concepts to write about, you know stories that I remembered and shit that happened that I haven’t written about, but now I have forgotten them, because that’s what sleeping does. People say you should sleep with a notebook by your bed, but I am not really into beds, my wife takes up the whole fucking thing, and sleeping on the floor reminds me of when I used to sleep on park benches….I like to call those the good years….

Speaking of Good years, here’s some pics of Sarah Michelle Geller at some hot tub party solo, I guess that’s what happens when you let yourself go, no motherfucker wants to soak in a tub with your tubby ass. I’d still do it, but that’s because I never get to rock the hot tub and ever since I saw that viral video of some slut shitting herself in the hot tub, I wanted to do it too. I feel like a kid who just watched jackass and is trying to light his motherfucking self on fire while stapling his balls to the table…that’s the end of this post.

Bonus – Here is Sarah Michelle Gellar Blowing A Kiss Goodbye to Her Sex Appeal

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2007

05

Mar

I am – Christina Aguilera’s See-Through Dress of the Day

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It was the Jewish Halloween this weekend, the reason I know is because I only have Jewish girls on my facebook. The reason I only have Jewish girls on my facebook is because I think only Jewish girls use facebook. It’s a site made by a Jewish dude for Jewish people that has all the Jewish support because dude’s Jewish and Jewish people like all things Jewish. I was going to say that it’s a lot like the Jewish deli down the street from me where Jewish people go to buy Jewish Kanish, but the dude who bought that Jewish store from the Jewish people isn’t even Jewish, he is brown and Jewish people don’t really like buying Jewish food off brown people, but as Jewish people become more socio-economically stable, as doctors and lawyers and budding champions of business and leaders of the entertainment industry, their dreams of opening shitty deli’s become dreams of expensive cars, big houses, and 150,000 dollar bar mitzvah’s for their kids….the dreams of opening shitty deli’s goes to the new age immigrants, like south east asians and people from India.

Point of this post is that Christina Aguilera jumped on the Jewish train, but not the kind that took them to the concentration camps back in the 40s, even though she dresses like she’s from the 40’s in all her videos…but she did jump on a Jewish rich kid with a record label and big Jewish dick to satisfy her trashy mexican ass…train and here she is advertising that she has an amazing body that I’d turn Jewish just to get inside too. That means get the top of my dick cut off for her. I am that committed.

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2007

05

Mar

I am – Christina Aguilera's See-Through Dress of the Day

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It was the Jewish Halloween this weekend, the reason I know is because I only have Jewish girls on my facebook. The reason I only have Jewish girls on my facebook is because I think only Jewish girls use facebook. It’s a site made by a Jewish dude for Jewish people that has all the Jewish support because dude’s Jewish and Jewish people like all things Jewish. I was going to say that it’s a lot like the Jewish deli down the street from me where Jewish people go to buy Jewish Kanish, but the dude who bought that Jewish store from the Jewish people isn’t even Jewish, he is brown and Jewish people don’t really like buying Jewish food off brown people, but as Jewish people become more socio-economically stable, as doctors and lawyers and budding champions of business and leaders of the entertainment industry, their dreams of opening shitty deli’s become dreams of expensive cars, big houses, and 150,000 dollar bar mitzvah’s for their kids….the dreams of opening shitty deli’s goes to the new age immigrants, like south east asians and people from India.

Point of this post is that Christina Aguilera jumped on the Jewish train, but not the kind that took them to the concentration camps back in the 40s, even though she dresses like she’s from the 40’s in all her videos…but she did jump on a Jewish rich kid with a record label and big Jewish dick to satisfy her trashy mexican ass…train and here she is advertising that she has an amazing body that I’d turn Jewish just to get inside too. That means get the top of my dick cut off for her. I am that committed.

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2007

05

Mar

I am – Katherine Heigl Bikini Top Photo Shoot of the Day

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I have a new found love for seeing pictures of people taking pictures of other people. I went to a party a while ago and was watching some fag get girls in compromising pictures and thought to myself that it was fucking hot and that it brought my internet voyeur ways to my real life with a lot less consequences than when I used to climb up women’s fire escapes to watch them shower.

I only did it a few times and I barely got caught. In my mind being a peeping tom was a good way to meet women, you know, they start showering all naked and wet and notice some dude watching them in the window, get turned on at the thought of turning on some dude and invite him in for a bang to make her fantasy come full circle.

I thought of myself as a modern day santa claus, you know making sexual christmas miracles come true for bitches by fulfilling their dirty fantasies the don’t want to admit they have. Unfortunately, not all aspects of life are like a porno movie and most girls don’t automatically start masturbating when they know they are being watched by me, most of them scream and call the police…at which point I run away as fast as I can, which isn’t very fast at all. I have asthma.

But I was at a bar this weekend and a girl started showing me pictures of her box covered in cum, of her box with a vial of GHB in it and of her ass getting an tab of MDMA getting shoved in it. I feel like she’s the kind of girl who would have let me climb up her fire escape and watch her shower, masturbate, and fuck, provided she didn’t know me. Point of all this is to say, they do exist and I wasn’t wrong in testing out my theory. That’s the story I am sticking to…..

I guess I should write something about Katherine Heigl, considering this post is set to pictures of her at some photo shoot on a boat. How can I post pics of her and not drop anything about her. I am fucking up the blogging formula….but this bitch is fucking up the whole concept of posing on a boat for a photo shoot. the kind of on boat pictures I like are of bitches in string bikinis with captions like “REAR ADMIRAL” or “TOP HEAVY” or “TIGHT KNOT”. You know the kind of posters they sold in music stores in the 80s when posters still existed. Heigl’s got big tits but she looks sloppy in thee pics. Dumpy ass, thick thighs and not enough tit action. Let’s cut the class and make this something worth shoving objects in my ass for in hopes of a prostate induced orgasm. Cuddles…

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2007

04

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I got wasted last night. It started out with red wine at my amputee friend’s house, we finished off about 3 shitty bottles before heading out to some ratty bar with a big breasted barmaid who coulda been a man. I met some cam girl I recognized from about 5 years ago who didn’t appreciate my harassing emails back when I did it on a smaller scale, because before starting this site I perfected my craft by one-on-one harassment that no one liked. Now I do it big scale and people still don’t like it, but I still introduced myself and she claims she remembered the creepy shit I used to send her, she also claims that she found it really funny at the time…I guess I was so funny that she had to block my IP address and threaten me with lawsuits….

Then I went to a hipster party and I was fucking wasted because the tranny with huge boobs gave me too much vodka at the bar, if that’s possible. That hipster scene is all about being gay, it’s like look how gay a gay can gay and their only validity is to have their pictures taken while trying to out gay each other. You’d think it’d be a good place for dirty pics of naked chicks in the bathroom, but I have no skills at getting girls naked. I am hung over, my wife is fucking driving me crazy and I haven’t put on my pants yet…

Here are my links for the day….

Lohan in Party Action With Cory Kennedy and other Hipster Trash
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Luna’s Hot Ass and titties….
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Amazing Kellie Pickler Video – Made me Laugh
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Some Girl Shaving
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Mistress, the bondage kind – Photoshoot
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Girls in a Wedgie Fight
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Interview with a Squeegee Kid that Makes me Laugh.
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Mullet Action…Cuz Mullets Aren’t Played Out At All
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Pete Doherty is Fucking Cool and Fucks Super Models
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Something Called the Perfect Husband Video
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Crazy Ski Jump
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Party Nip Slip…
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Inside Anna Nicole’s Funeral
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Hot Celebrity Thonged Ass
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Drunk Dude on the Luggage Belt in the Airport
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Hooters Girl VIdeo
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Creepy Picture of the Day
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Cam Girl VIdeo
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Video of Some Girl Trying to Be Funny….
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Weird Asian Kiss and Crotch Shot Video
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Tits and Ass Party Video
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Creepy Stump Video
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Carli Banks Bikini Beach Action
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Another Stump Video For You
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Naked Stump Action VIdeo
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Weird Naked Blog Where The Girl Who Writes It Posts Naked Pics of Herself
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Weird Lastnightsparty Video With Lastnightsparty Sleaze
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Spring Break String Bikini Dog Walk
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Cobrsnake does Kiddy Porn
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Parisian Public Nudity
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Elizabeth Hurley Got Married – Now Look at Her Tits
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Flickr NIpple Licking…
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Teddybears Have A New Video (from 2 weeks ago)
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Some Pakistani Chick is a Vivid Contract Girl
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Antonella Barba SInging Celine Dion
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Victoria SIlvstedt in her Lingerie cuz She’s a Cunt.
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Kid Caught Singing Gnarls Barkley Funny Video
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Jared Leto Got Beat Up
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You are a Virgin. Change That.
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2007

03

Mar

I am – Some Dude’s Ex of the Day

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Here are some pics some dude got his ex gf to take in her lingerie, he emailed them into me to brighten up my dad and they did. I have no moral issue with posting these personal pics, cuz she’s in costume and posing, she wanted them to be seen, otherwise they’d be of her tits while she was sleeping or some shit.

This is what he emailed me

This is because it sounds like you need a pick-me-up, and what better way to do that than pictures of ex-girlfriendsâ€¦well, I guess a bottle of Jack and a couple of Thai hookers would work tooâ€¦but the thing is you asked for these a long time ago, and I finally broke up with the emotionally unstable lady last week. Hereâ€™s a teaser. Oh, and Iâ€™m the haggard guy with the eyes that looked like I got jumped by a bunch of homeless winosâ€¦guess hot chicks find that attractive. Whatever happened to â€œDate a Stripperâ€? that might have been the only think Iâ€™ve ever looked forward too in my entire lifeâ€¦oh, and gangbanging an amputeeâ€™d Paris Hilton, just the legs though, that way she couldnâ€™t run away when I start up my famous Cleveland Steamer Machine.

Always a Fan,

Mr. Chris
www.nunchucksandducks.com

I guess all I can say, I just made you famous bitch, and look forward to your other pics. Cuddles.

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2007

03

Mar

I am – Some Dude's Ex of the Day

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Here are some pics some dude got his ex gf to take in her lingerie, he emailed them into me to brighten up my dad and they did. I have no moral issue with posting these personal pics, cuz she’s in costume and posing, she wanted them to be seen, otherwise they’d be of her tits while she was sleeping or some shit.

This is what he emailed me

This is because it sounds like you need a pick-me-up, and what better way to do that than pictures of ex-girlfriends…well, I guess a bottle of Jack and a couple of Thai hookers would work too…but the thing is you asked for these a long time ago, and I finally broke up with the emotionally unstable lady last week. Here’s a teaser. Oh, and I’m the haggard guy with the eyes that looked like I got jumped by a bunch of homeless winos…guess hot chicks find that attractive. Whatever happened to “Date a Stripper” that might have been the only think I’ve ever looked forward too in my entire life…oh, and gangbanging an amputee’d Paris Hilton, just the legs though, that way she couldn’t run away when I start up my famous Cleveland Steamer Machine.

Always a Fan,

Mr. Chris
www.nunchucksandducks.com

I guess all I can say, I just made you famous bitch, and look forward to your other pics. Cuddles.

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2007

02

Mar

I am – Jessica Biel’s See Through Shirt of the Day

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Everyone loves Jessica Biel, even though her shoulders are bigger than your dads, that is if you have a dad, I always took you as more of a guy who was from a single parent home and that’s why your mom still does your laundry for you and you’re thirty. Why go out there and find a new woman to marry when mommy is all the wife you can handle and he doesn’t give you a hard time when she catches you watching porn in your basement bedroom apartment she set up for you.

I know I am pretty repetitive with this shit, but I guess it’s a lot like your daily life, everyday the same thing over and over and over…but at least there is always food on the table.

These paparazzi pieces of shit are insane with their flashbulbs that make shirts transparent, I am not complaining it makes for good business, if this was actually a business, a man is allowed to dream, just like you are allowed to pretend you are cuppin’ these titties in your firm typing grip hand…CUDDLES.

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