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2024

06

Jun

Brooks Nader Ass in a Dress of the Day

Brooks Nader is a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model who unlike the other Swimsuit models decided to date an ad sales guy instead of a professional athlete, which I guess she’s realized was a stupid fucking decision since she’s top level SI SWIM model, even getting the cover at one point in time.

The reality is that she may have been with the ad sales guy for strategic purposes because he was the ad sales guy for Sports Illustrated, plus having the ability to sell ads on the Sports Illustrated Swim during it’s shittier years as a career, meant that he could game the fuck out people as sales guys do….you know, masters of manipulation that innocent models have no defense against because they don’t realize they are as hot as they are and they respond well to being treated like they are not…

So maybe the covers are because of the SI Swimsuit exec, maybe it was to build the profile before the divorce that leads her to pro athletes to breed with….but either way she’s currently going through a divorce, but went to Miami with her bare ass out and that’s always a good way to get on with your life after a divorce….asshole first….just ready to get it filled….likely getting it filled after one too many Margaritas at the after party…

30 year old divorcees are whores especially when their profession is being whores! FUN.

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2024

06

Jun

Peach is the OnlyFans Babe of the Day

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Her name is PEACH is quite the PEACH…because she does full fucking porn on her social media / OnlyFans, I’m talking girl on girl, dick sucks with other girls and solo, solo, full length videos, anal…

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She’s a real pornographer and self producer….and I may not be the kind of guy who has the budget to support ONLYFANS MODELS and I am not sure I would ever pay for that kind of thing with all the free porn out there…

However I have hired hookers for dick sucks and I have paid for lap dances, so it’s not so much that I am against the hustle, just that it doesn’t get me what I want out of it….but for people who do want to jerk off to porn, it’s probably best to go direct to the source…

Her name is PEACH is the source.

So I am all for any half nakedness…full nakedness…self produced porn, amateur porn, hot bitches, ugly bitches, anything with a biological vagina bitches taking advantage of this cash grab on the internet being bad..

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2024

06

Jun

Salma Hayek Bikini Tits of the Day

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There’s an episode of the Golden Girls where Blanche realizes what she looks like to a spectator looking up at her from above….and how her sex must be in the laid down position from then on because it pulls everything back where gravity has turned on them with the standard 50 year old woman rot…

So Hayek, who really wasn’t very hot in her youth but who was marketed to us as if she was, is still producing jerk off material to the fans like an OF model holding onto the dream, but rich enough to do it for free or charity as hand outs, because her billionare husband clearly likes dudes jerking off to her and order her to do this kind of thing, because that’s the reason he bought her.

With her laying back, tits to her chin, one piece suit hiding the old lady gut….she’s doing alright…

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2024

06

Jun

Kelsey is the Instagram Of The Day

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Florida’s got a lot of hot bodied half naked bikini girls that you’d be happy to look at in their half nakedness….or full nakedness if you’re desperate enough to buy their exclusive content.

It’s like the state is a hub for hot bikini bitches, which makes sense because the hot weather and beachs…

I only notice hot chicks and block out all the 300 pounders all footless from diabetes on their motorized scooter in Florida trash Walmart.

So here’s Kelsey, some Florida chick who is half naked on instagram….

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

05

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am at the age where hot mothers and hot daughters exist and together they walk down the road together in their modern fashions of the times with their asses out in tight pants, seeing the contour of the vagina that made the other vagina I am staring at at the same time….

I don’t mean this in a creepy hiding outside the park kind of way, I’m talking 25 year old girls who dress slutty who have moms who also dress slutty and with the modern fitness, cosmetic procedures and slutty outfits….they look good too….

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2024

05

Jun

Brie Larson Half Naked in the Sauna of the Day

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Brie Larson doing a detox in the sauna half naked and not actually naked because she’s a fucking fraud and doesn’t understand how saunas work….you’re supposed to be naked and getting sodomized by gays with aids…but maybe that’s just my sauna experience.

She needs to do a detox or jump on health and wellness trends because the actress looks like she’s in her late 50s….when she is apparently not….is it sun damage, a vegan diet….or is she just haggard from all the dick sucks it took to win the Oscar that got her into the high paid position she is in which makes no sense other than Hollywood needs vagina for nerds to connect with and it can’t be too good that it is not believable.

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2024

05

Jun

Katy Perry is Slutting Out of the Day

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Katy Perry is going through a mid-life crisis because she’s about 50 fucking years old….

It’s one of those old lady who has wrongfully had the attention of the masses through marketing and brainwashing….believing the hype and that it was deserved when most people who aren’t plugged into the matrix know that she was never much more than shitty song and dance, cheesy concept stage shows and a set of tits…

Sure, her bank accounts and good management may make her feel like she’s worthy but at her core she must know that she fucking sucks…

Anyway, like all old ladies holding onto a dream, or trying to maintain hype they once had, she’s managed to OZMPIC or starve herself out, maybe hit the gym with that new testosterone her body has found through menopause….allowing her to show her ass in short shorts that are hardly age appropriate…since she’s old…hardly hot since it is Katy Perry….but thanks to whatever she’s been doing to herself through modern science is looking better than when she was at her prime which doesn’t make sense but that’s the world we live in and in her defence, she was pretty fucking clunky at her prime..

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2024

05

Jun

Lily Rose Depp’s Topless Ass Picture of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp may not be the most important child of a celebrity out there, but children of celebrities are a fetish to some people, like me, because I find them this interesting hybrid human who is raised by the shittiest fucking people, with a lot of money, access, fame, fans, built in audience, celebrity….ya know perfect breeding ground for a fucking mental case, identity crisis, rich kid….it’s the level up from typical rich kid because they have that self important aspect added to their insane lives…

So yeah, Lily Rose Depp, daughter of Johnny, pretty hot and getting naked in her acting jobs and model jobs, because she’s half French from France and those people embrace that kind of naked joe to vivre thing, and luckily so do we….because a naked or near naked Lily Rose wanting attention is far more fun for masturbating to celebrity daughters….even when they are lesbians like Lily Rose Depp…since I don’t believe in lesbianism, it’s fake and just a fetish that’s good for business for someone trying to find ways to be more interesting because of the whole being the kid of a celebrity….

I am into this…

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2024

05

Jun

Stella Maxwell Artsy Titties of the Day

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Stella Maxwell was the hipster model from a different generation who for whatever reason decided to transition from being this shaved head androgynous lesbian freak with uneven tits to be the hot chick working for Victoria’s Secret.

She is the opposite of what’s going on in this generation, where the hot chicks are lobbing off their tits to get those wonky tits, shaving the head, dying it blue, doing that whole wrong kind of transitioning thing that the media has brainwashed them to do.

She has been the lesbian or the vagina that experimental celebrities have licked over her time at the top of the food chain because she seduced the a-listers being in the scene, tricking them into experimenting like she was Bill Cosby, winning them over like they were the casting couch at Victoria’s Secret, which means her lesbianism is about as strategic as most lesbianism but profitable.

She’s got her tits out in some photoshoot she set up in Venezuela since she’s traveling internationally and making the most of it becasue they’re all exhibitionists…

Posted in:Stella Maxwell

2024

05

Jun

Peyton Roi List Sexy Sauna Cum Shot Face of the Day

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I don’t know what girls are thinking when they do that pouty tits out shot from above picture, but I assume they are trying to break the fourth wall and make you feel like you’re about to bust on her face, because it’s the porn generation and this is how our brain is wired.

I also don’t know who Peyton Roi List is, because there are two celebrity bitches named Peyton List and that’s fucking nuts since it’s not that common of a first or last name, clearly the cloning lab had some issues with their paperwork when they released these industry girls decades apart.

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