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2022

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Easter Monday….

If you haven’t eaten some ham because you have convinced yourself that pigs aren’t genetically way too fucking close to humans, so you’re basically a cannibal…then you probably should…..

If you haven’t hid egg shaped vibrators in your ass for everyone to dig through that BUSSY to find….

The did you even EASTER at all?!

Here are some stepLINKS…

EVERYTHING COACHELLA
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Katie Sigmond Went to Coachella with her Booty
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Kendall Jenner’s Topless Tan
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Vanessa Hugens Hot at Coachella in a Bikini an Sheer Dress
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The Wind Plays a Girl in the pool
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Dua Lipa’s Panty Flash Selfie
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Karrueche Tran’s See Through
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Patrick Mahomes and His Wife Hit Up Coachella
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Alexis Ren Hot in the Desert
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Charli XCX in a New Video
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Patrick Beverley’s Girlfriend Mandana Bolourchi Congratulated Him on Getting into the Playoffs
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Suzy Cortez’s Hot and Messy Easter Shoot
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Creepy Easter Round-Up
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Madonna Easters with the Kids
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In Sad News – Ronaldo Announces Death of Baby
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Kids Can Be Evil
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Pat Sajak Asked Vanna White If She Ever Watched Opera in the Buff!
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Sports Hottie of the Day
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Olympic Cyclist Powers A Toaster!
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DJ Khaled Gets On Stage, Gets Booed Off By The Audience!
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Girl Pulls Off Insane Stunts On A Motorcycle!
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Happy Easter from Social Media Star Maddison Fox
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BKFC Knockouts Girls Have Something for Your Monday Blues
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14-Year-Old Kid Runs Incredibly Fast On The Track!
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The Best Chris Farley Entrance Ever!
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Throwback Michael Schumacher Avoiding People on the Track
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Former Police Commissioner Quit Her Job to Become a Full-Time Dominatrix!
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McKayla Maroney Selling Lip Gloss in Her Bikini
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Times When Chickens Totally Owned Eagles!
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Motorcycle with Half a Handlebar Wins
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Woman’s Pet Rats are Like Puppies
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Our Favorite Goalie Mikayla Demaiter is Doing the Most for Easter
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Girl Pulls Off Insane Stunts On A Motorcycle
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MMA Hottie Pearl Gonzalez Dressed Up as a Sexy Rabbit and Ate a Carrot for Easter
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iPhone’s Battery Explodes While In The Process
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Some Artsy Nudes by a Photojournalist
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Fans React to Jimmy Garoppolo Snapping a Pic With a Hooters Girl
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EVERYTHING COACHELLA
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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EVERYTHING COACHELLA
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Bai Ling in a Bikini
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Rumer Willis in Ass Shorts
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Morena Baccarin in a Photoshoot
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Dua Lipa Cleavages
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Diane Kruger Old Legs in a Photoshoot – Still Looking Good
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Simone Ashley in a Photoshoot – WHO?
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Anne Hathaway on a Balcony
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Dove Cameron Looking Nuts on the Streets
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Claudia Jessie in a Photoshoot
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Storm Reid at an Event
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Miley Cyrus in Love in a Titty Dress
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Meadow Walker and her Face Diaper
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Lucy Boynton in a Dress
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Famke Janssen’s on the Streets
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Alison Brie at an Event
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Camilla Forchhammer Christensen in a Photoshoot
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Dua Lipa’s in a Tight Outfit on Stage
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Borat’s Child Prostitute in a Photoshoot
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EVERYTHING COACHELLA
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Lickin the Dildo Clean
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Public Degenerates
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Showing the Vagina
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Amazing Big Boobs
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Titty Jiggle in the Pool
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23 People Having a Shit Day
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Wand Rockin’
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Tits So Big she Needs Bigger Hands
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Booty!
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Stupid Human Shit
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Toying Herself
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She Forgot her Panties
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They Call This Retard Corner
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Psychology of the Double Stuff
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Solving Global Warming
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Big Massive Tits
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Mental Monays
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Slow Dildo Ride
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Hot Ass in the Hot Tub Gets Brought inside to Fuck
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Camping Sluts
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Touchin the Pussy
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Amateur Dick Sucker
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Say it Don’t Spray It
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Apparenlty he Fucked his Friend’s Aunt
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Hot Body Sluts
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How to Get Pink Eye
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Lingerie Dildo Bounce
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Solid Sex Tape Partner
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Near Misses
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Sluts on Bikes
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Perky Tit Dildo Ride
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Mom Banging Like She’s Still in College
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Falling Out of their Top
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Trimmed Bush and a Dildo
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How She Paid for Paris
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Willie Nelson Haired Terrifying Dildo Rider
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2022

18

Apr

Caroline Vreeland Nude of the Day

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I don’t know where this Caroline Vreeland, who for the record is a massive boobed model who was an LA scenster before moving to Canada to make babies, eat Maple Syrup and face the cold for LOVE….which is actually a pretty remarkable story….

I live in Canada and I highly doubt ANY instagram famous, massive titty, to the point where the ridiculous tits could power a an instagram of their own, you know two highly personable tits you’d follow because their so freakishly big, the way you want massive tits to be….GO BIG OR GO HOME….not that she had much say in their size, genetics or dairy and poultry from questionable sources maybe, but probably not by design….

But yeah, girls just don’t leave the comfort of the LA scene, or the Miami scene, to live behind the socialist ice wall that is Canada….if anything they all go the other way and leave Canada for the promise of being immersed with some of the worst and least interesting people in the world, who think they are important, because they are in LA or rich….

When Vreeland first made the move for her Canadian husband, I was convinced as a Canadian that it was just a fling, but clearly he mastered her vagina in ways that would make her weather an 8 months long storm…..MAYBE love is real…..like these monster boobs that we should all SEE a lot more of because when you are built like this, containing them is a crime against them….MAYBE something the tits can sue her for emancipation like angry teens who want their freedom…only tits…and if that ever happens, I have a basement apartment that can house them.

This is a new mom, doing new mom thing, and she’s looking better than she did before being a mom….I still don’t understand how that works but it seems to be a constant thread with these breeders….WHY ARE YOU ALL BETTER AFTER KIDS THAN BEFORE….that goes against EVERYTHING I believe.

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2022

18

Apr

Eva Longoria Bikini Ass of the Day

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I always thought Eva Longoria was A LOT of hype and I didn’t really understand how they managed to take her as far as they did, but people fucking love her, and she’s embraced on an international level, and not just by the Basketball player she once married, but by the people.

I had NO idea that that Desperate Housewives show was such a big fucking deal, because it’s pretty fucking trash, but for whatever reason, it launched this First Generation Mexican to a place where she could have the Mexican Gardeners and now where she was a Mexican Gardener….I mean, I don’t even think she knows how to speak Spanish, but instead is one of those first gen’s who just fully got into American culture that she now runs it with her production company and pile of money.

I do think she looks better than usual in this bikini, fat ass in a good way, because there’s been times in our 15 year relationship with Eva Longoria where she was fat in the wrong way, but when you’re rich and have access, there’s no excuse for a bad fat ass, only good fat asses, she can afford teams of people from trainers, to dieticians, to cosmetic surgery or spa treatments that cost millions for the ass….so next time you see a rich fuck with a shit ass know they’re just being lazy and bold…testing the waters to see how gross they can get before the people turn on them….and in this case, Longoria is skewing on the good side of evil…so we’ll acknowledge that, which doesn’t mean we think she’s good….it just means she’s better than she’s been….

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2022

18

Apr

Elsa Hosk Bikini of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is doing some posing in her bikini and is looking pretty fucking good because she recently ripped her CERVIX apart for her baby, so that the baby would come out alive, which it did.

I don’t know if birthing, or ripped cervixes or would it be cervices are your thing, I would figure you’re more the kind of guy who doesn’t ever make contact with the cervix, for short dicks and lack of women letting you near their vaginas, but maybe when you vigorously masturbate you think about the porn chick you’re watching gt railed as “I’d destroy your cervix, if only I had enough money to hire you to do a porn shoot in my house, despite not having a penis long enough to make contact with your cervix, but maybe I could buy an extender”…you weird angry fuck.

I do know that birthing didn’t really stop her model and athlete muscle memory from happening, unless these are photoshopped, becasue she’s as good as she was and that makes no sense….but I’m sure she didn’t use a Ukrainian baby factory of surrogats that I read about in the news…and that she did infact give birth because out of all the VS models, she’s one I don’t think is a tranny trying to trick us as a trap or a pass.

Point of the story, Elsa Hosk is being expensive in her Ketchup and Mustard bikini, the hot dog bun you’d want to slide your hot dog in because she’s wonderful and that’s how we honor wonderful ladies. That and cum tributes. Which I still don’t understand but unfortunately know they happen.

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2022

18

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFS aren’t all blown out pussies with a lot of baggage and trauma from being left to fend for themselves when that American Dream of picket fence, family, suburbs, that was sold to them fell apart thanks to the husband downloading TINDER….for SEX…because she got old, fat, tired and annoying in part because she stopped fucking him with her old blown out pussy….

Some MILFS still have some pride, take care of themselves and look good doing it, but that’s all based on how rich the husband is normally…or what their jobs are…..because if they’re a working model they’ll look good as a Mom, if they work at Walmart cash, they probably won’t, unless they moonlight as strippers.

Point being, I don’t think MILFS are the same as they were when I knew MILFs, all desperate for attention while hating themselves and their bodies, because these MILFS seem to have embraced motherhood enough to try to make you cum, not that you cumming is a sign of embracing motherhood….but it’s definitely a sign of them not being disgusted by themselves, even if they should be…you know DOING MOM SHIT…not softcore PORN shit….

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2022

18

Apr

Sophie Mudd and Daisy Keech Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know shit about shit, but I do know that Sophie Mudd was a bit titty girl who did all the share for shares with the other sluts on instagram to get a huge following, because men are simple and when you have big tits that works…

She ended up getting serious, trying to have a legit career as a who the fuck knows, but she wasn’t exploiting her tits despite them being massive and designed to take her to the top of the food chain, sometimes people turn their back on their true calling because they just don’t want to believe.

That all changed with OnlyFans, when girls started making 1,000,000 a month, because everyone has a price..

Daisy Keech on the other hand was known for her ass, was huge on TikTok and could have really gone anywhere with what she was doing, but instead of pulling their reins back on sexual content to become a TikTok dancer, she said fuck it, got some tits and launched an OnlyFans, you know direct line to the cash.

Together, they are posing in bikinis, maybe an ad for their fan accounts, maybe a the intro scene to their sex tape, I don’t know, but the boobs are big….REAL vs fake.and the content is slutty enough to remind us how silly our culture has become….we’ve always had Glmour models with their tits out, now everyone is a Glamour model with their tits out, but we can jerk off to it…so maybe that’s the whole point….

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2022

18

Apr

Alison Brie Scary of the Day

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When I think of Alison Brie, which I don’t, but I know that some people do, they think she’s the hottest 40 something in Hollywood…

This is some spooky or slutty Easter Bunny pics, I’m not quite sure if they are a take on the scary Easter Bunny memes that circulate this time of year, or if this is a take on the slutty Easter Bunny nudes that bitches pushing their OnlyFans produce, but that they were producing before OnlyFans, but now that they can make a million a year with OnlyFans, it makes sense.

So yeah, when I think of Alison Brie, whether she’s in Easter Lingerie or not, I wonder if she’s every been double stuffed by her husband and his brother James, I figure, Hollywood kids who grew up in the industry are weird and into that thing, if anything, it probably wouldn’t be the first time they cum in a bitch at the same time….different hole….however, some girls take two dicks in their pussy at the same time…so maybe it’s same hole.

All this to say, Easter Themed Horror Movie Style Smut is a good thing…..whether it involves INCESTUOUS tag teams or not.

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2022

18

Apr

Wet Rita Ora of the Day

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Here’s some Rita Ora doing a little tribute to summer with her slutty swimsuits that I’ll assume are from last summer.

The popstar who never was, but who I guess is still trying to be by pulling any tactic she can to get noticed. It’s worked out nicely for her and because she was introduced to us via Rob Kardashian’s dick and a lucrative record deal with Jay Z before social media was really a thing, her shamelessness gets to remain “marketing” and not cries for attention even if we know it is a cry for attention.

Anyway, she lives in LA and works in Australia, so I’m not too sure what this bitch is saying about being ready for summer. She’s in a pool, which like so many pools in LA, can be SWAM in in Middle of January.

I think she’s shaming people like us Canadians, who are under an ICE WALL 9 months a year…

Now I know how fat chicks feel when they see a skinny chick in an AD.

Unrealistic WEATHER expectations….or some shit…

In other news, she adopted a dog, I love dogs, so I like her more than I did before seeing she got a dog…..DOGS are EVERYTHING and EVERYTHING is DOG.

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Now her tits and ass, that you didn’t know she had, but that she clearly wants you to know she had, so long as it is filtered through underwater photography.

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2022

18

Apr

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I realize why no one reads this site. I am a contrarian, I didn’t know that about myself, but I just go fully against whatever I am told in the news.

When Medical Workers were heroes, I was going on about how they aren’t heroes, how they don’t deserve parades because they are just doing their job…but I did discover that there’s a whole fetish around medical workers, or scrubs, which I find fucking strange.

Unless you’re a horny retard with childhood cancer as a pubescent tween being taken care of by some stripper looking bitch who presses her big tits on you when transporting you into your wheel chair, BONER GIVER or an old as shit pervert who hasn’t been with a woman, or hasn’t interacted with a nice lady in a long time, but who is seemingly helping you while you’re near death, even though she’s being paid to be there…..then I don’t get it….

I mean maybe if you’re a bored in your marriage doctor an some nurse wants you to take her under your wing, or just take her in the supply room….since nurses are the sex workers of the medical system, and these pics are the proof….

But to anyone who hates hospitals, viruses if germ theory is real, BACTERIA and the way scrubs make an ass look, then nurses gone wild, even the hotties are just gross, but since they are the sex workers of the medical industry, I guess along with Pharmaceutical sales girls, they’re always super slutty in their company cars and short skirts, seducing doctors to prescribe harder…and the medical industry is trending due to pandemics…then I guess I gotta post them, and it’s not that bad, since you can’t smell the human waste and disease on them, even if you know it’s there….THE POWER of the internet…AM I RIGHT.

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2022

18

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I still think Breast Feeding in public is some kind of exhibitionism by girls who want you to see their tits pulled out in public when they are doing their god given task of feeding their child…something that may pump endorphines through them to make them enjoy the experience so much they want to share….or maybe they just want to take advantage of the window of opportunity of having engorged tits….If you’re gonna pull a tit out in public, it might as well be at its fullest…

They just disguise it as some sort of activism, because they can’t say their pussies get wet when perverts like me are staring at them feeding their child the way nature intended because my brain acts like a censor and I can pixelated the kid out of the tit….I thank scrambled porn for that skill….so that I can focus on the tit….

YOU MUST INTELLECTUALIZE all slutty behavior, not that feeding kids is slutty, it’s natural, which is why I think they must be doing it for slutty reasons, if they feel they need to justify it….like when your wife asks you why you took an hour long shower…knowing perfectly well what you were up to….when you do a whole song and dance about how you’ve had a rough day. We’re onto you, masturbator.

Anyway, in recent newsworthy breast feeding stories on the local level, I learned that Canada has breast feeding in their CHARTER OF RIGHTS, and sure COVID shat on the CHARTER OF RIGHTS, but LEGALLY, they can’t discriminate against a pregnant or breast feeding woman for pulling her tit out….so all this activism is so dumb, IT IS ALREADY LAW and no one, especially NO dude cares….we LIKE tits pulled out in public, EVEN the gross ones for GROSS reasons like BREEDING.

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