I am planning on doing somet 1920’s themed things, I haven’t figured out what those things will be, but I watched the whole season of Carnivale, I love vintage porn/eroticism/burlesque and I like Agent Provocateur lingerie. There’s nothing funny about my fetish, other than the fact that when I was a kid I used to jerk off to pics of my grandmother and my mother in vintage style lingerie. To most, jerking off to your mom or your grandmother is wrong, but whatever dude, I am mexican, I call it limited fucking resources.

I came across this Christina Aguilera video made to look like vintage erotica, and bitch looks hot. I have no idea if this is a music video because my computer is on mute, but I have watched in 3 times. I am in love.

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I am not sure if this song is any good. I watched the video on mute. I am at the library and I don’t have headphones. If you are wondering why I am at the library, it’s because I am reading medical journals, this motherfucker is going to be a doctor one day, well maybe not, but I like looking at technical drawings of genitals. That’s not the point, the point is that this band may or may not be very good, but their video has stripper lookin’ bitches dancing around all topless and on the pole and shit. The rumor is they were casted from Myspace, which is obviously the best place to find sluts craving attention and I support am okay with giving the girls in this video because they show nipple. I also support any band who has a video with girls in their underwear/naked, because I am a pervert, so I thought I’d share it with you, since you are probably a pervert too. Enjoy.

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Remember Lisa Loeb, I do. It was the mid-’90s and I was doing what I always did, rockin’ out to Nirvana and other grunge bands, until a cute little girl in glasses enters the scene with her guitar. She changed all of our lives, we went from fucking bitches with tattoos to ones with glasses overnight, at least I did, and it wasn’t by choice, my girlfriend got knocked up, with what I thought was my baby, until he came out retarded. I told the bitch there was no way I can create a retard baby and showed her and her butterfly tattooed ass the door. I guess the whole point of the story is that only sluts wore thongs in the mid -’90s, I bet money Lisa was granny panty all the way, cuz that’s just the image she portrayed, a wholesome girl who was a minx int he bedroom. Either way, she’s in a thong now, so let all your childhood memories, expell all over your belly (if you get off on shitty images of a bitch in glasses, that is.) Yeah, it’s still 5 am. I need sleep. Cuddles. Oh and for the record, these are from her new reality TV show. Some Jesus-evangalist shit is on TV right now that’s the shit where they try to convert insomniacs, cuz we are too cloudy brained to make rational decisions…well I am not gonna let them.

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Some guys like women who look like women, other guys like women with a bit of manliness to them. I am not implying that the guys who like butch’s are fags, I think hangin with a little dainty girl is cute, but I can also see how it gets fucking annoying. So I guess chillin with a bitch who is built like a bus, who likes to wrestle, who’s got a clit the size of a grown man’s thumb and who has a little hair on her chest isn’t the end of the world. After seeing these pics of Ryan Starr at the lingerie bowl, an American idol candidate, I realize that there is a third kind of man, and that is the kind who likes women who look like women from the neck down, and by women from the neck down, I mean a tranny from Brazil, those fuckers always throw me off, but walk like gorillas and have busted up faces. I guess Ryan Starr is to women, what American Idol is to the music industry. It’s 5 am, time to sleep. If there are typos, remember this is the drunkenstepfather, even with the new look.

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