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2022

01

Mar

Britney Spears Nip Slip of the Day

I know that ladies change as they get older…they are hormonally different, but the OLDER Britney looks like a totally different person as she posts nude on the beach of Hawaii…set to Chris Isaak’s music…to make it all the weirder…

I don’t know why her freedom has turned her into some of the worst nudes ever produced for social media, you’d think her shit would be top notch, you’d also think she’d get on OnlyFans and make a business out of it.

If anything it just makes her look fucking mental and like she needed to be held in captivity….but in a good way because we get to see her naked…in what I would say is not a TOO LITTLE TOO LATE situation…cuz she’s old…but rather just a fucking weird situation….that makes me feel uncomfortable..

You see, I’ve been around mental ladies who get naked, who work as strippers or hookers, who are drunk and unstable and a bar pulling out their pussies…and it’s always made me uncomfortable, at least after I came…when in the moment it’s fun…so here’s to fun.

I will say, seeing a naked Britney is better than a clothed one, so keep up the good work nut job.

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2022

01

Mar

Kate Hudson Short Skirt of the Day

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I have this theory that I totally made up, but have run with for the last 18 years of this site, because Kate Hudson was an “It-Girl” when I started the site, so I’ve built my prejudice or preconceived notions about her….whether they are true or not, who fucking cares..because they entertain me…and since I am the only one on this site…that’s all that matters…

But yeah, my theory is that Kate Hudson was a hollywood rich kid who probably ran around when underage fucking dirty industry dudes until finally getting knocked up by a much older rocker…back when she was 19 or 20….

I don’t know how good the banged out mom pussy is, but it was definitely manipulative enough to make Owen Wilson try to kill himself….maybe she bounced back from that childbirth at a young age or something….SEWED UP the fuck hole…or workedd on her KEGELS…as rich kids don’t really work so hard so they have time to. put into those KEGELS…

Well, she’s a dot com billionaire thanks to her direct to consumer fitness brand that I guess she uses as an excuse to workout, which is probably why her back is more muscular than a crossfit games winner….

Maybe she’s hopping into the whole female body builder competitions thanks to the musculature she’s got….as she nears or passes through menopause…her higher testosterone lets her get her SWOLE on…

I don’t know why she’s in a stripper dress, but I guess this is how all bitches, even the old ones dress…and to the ROMANTIC COMEDY fans of an actress who has played herself in every movie, replacing her aged out mom…..you can jack off to her masculine back..without feeling queer about it.

Menopause is a more socially acceptable gender change procedure…even in this era of everyone being trans…

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2022

01

Mar

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants are one of those “why even wear pants at all”….

Then you realize that walking around pantsless is no a trend yet, even though it should be THE only trend….

We’ll get there as a society, because we still have a level of dystopian hell filled with heathens and degeneracy to go…

Not until people are fucking on every street corner, out in the open for all to see do we realize we are at full societal collapse of debauchery….

That will be when everything goes back to modesty, Christian Values, but until then the devil has more work to do….and you probably like that….

I don’t….

I like when only a small percentage of women were exhibitionist whores, so that I could fantasize about those who weren’t behaving like those who are….

We need modesty to make perv shit hotter, like we need sadness to understand happiness…

There’s a PHILOSOPHY behind this….I am not smart enough to know what it is….

But then again, maybe the TIGHT pants are great, because it gives us something good to look at….until you see the tight pants removed and realize that all the tight pants was selling you was a fucking lie….at least in most cases the ass never lives up to the hype….

They do make shopping at the grocery store and I’d imagine going to the gym more fun…

So keep the TIGHT PANTS on ladies..

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2022

01

Mar

Adriana Lima Cleavage of the Day

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I don’t know if they cloned Adriana Lima, or if she’s been kept in a freezer the last few years but she did not look as good as this her last 5 years as a victoria’s secret model and that was 5 years ago…so DO THE FUCKING MATCH scientist…

IT DOESN’T ADD UP…

Maybe it’s a stand in, maybe it’s photoshop, or maybe it’s her doing her best impression of her old self….using an ADRIANA LIMA AR FILTER ON IG…

IT OOESN’T MAKE SENSE….but it does make dollars…I guess that only makes sense if you say it, because when you write it out…it doesn’t make sense…

IF IT DON’T MAKE CENTS THEN IT DON’t MAKE DOLLARS..

Anyway, if you’re into OLD rich Brazilian lingerie model MOMS in slutty outfits with their tits out, and WHO ISN’T…here you go.

What I like about Lima is that she’s one of the Brazilian models who doesn’t look trans, and I know that if it was up to all the satanists, all the modesl would be trannies, just to fuck with your mind, and in the AIDS IN PORN scandals that took out LARA ROXX, Brazil was the hub of trannies..so ALWAYS be on high alert…when a Brazilian comes at you with her tits..cuz you may be doing “102 Eggs” in Spanish in NO time…

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2022

01

Mar

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Things to Wear to the Beach was once “the ratio”…..but then the Ratio dried up and as enterprising people around here…we adapted…sure you could say that I didn’t adapt to social media where everyone gets there news, which is why this site DOES NOT exist anywhere in the world besides this shitty corner of the internet before the internet censors delete us all..which will happen so take it in..

So I’m not good at adapting to original content production, it takes a lot of work, I am not good at adapting to social media and other tech trends that would have probably put me in a more lucrative position….fucking hookers in private jets, not behind dumpsters to coverup the smell of their dirty cunts….but I adapted to “No more ratios”….by bringing you SWIMWEAR SLUTS…because swimwear is porn to me, at least any time I see a bitch in a bikini, and thanks to FACEBOOK I’ve been able to jack off to so many friends, wives of friends, colleagues, associates, neighbors….VACATION PICS are porn…so I’ll assume some of these girls know people, maybe even you…and for that…it’s PORN too.

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2022

01

Mar

Anja Rubik Nude of the Day

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Anja Rubik is basically a fucking dinosaur in terms of fashion modeling, but thanks to modern technology, she still looks good…there was a time the Polish tall, rich, decent size titty model was doing ALL the fashion nudity in an era that perverts turned to fashion for the titties, even though of us with no business knowing anything about fashion in the first place, just a “We came her for the tits”….back when every lame ass streetwear Kanye West fan didn’t really fuck with high fashion..

WE THE PERVERTS WERE THERE FIRST>….

I’ve been JACKING OFF TO FASHION WEEK SINCE THE LATE 80s motherfuckers..

Anyway, RUBIK, a relic of time long ago, when nudity was high paid or editorial, and not every bitch was pulling out tit for attention, I guess the motivation was the same…show the tits to get paid…but the quality of it went pretty suburban….it was fine dining, now fast food, but sometimes one of the experts crawls out of the life of luxury to remind you what was….THIS IS that time.

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2022

01

Mar

Kaia Gerber Tattooed of the Day

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Nothing like a celebrity daughter who is now a model of her own because she was raised in a morally void environment surrounded by the worst kind of demons who figured “throw her into modelling, that’ll learn her some responsibility”….almost like a farmer or homesteading family having a bunch of kids for chore, you know for survival, on these homesteaders are worth 100s of millions of dollars, have houses all over the place and figure “give her something to do”….

I don’t know if this is her interpretation of Pete Davidson’s AIDS cock, but we’ll assume that it is….

I do know that tattoos disgust me, especially sporadic prison tattoos that make a girl look dirty in the wrong way, like that she needs to be hosed down and not like she needs to be hosed down by your piss…there’s a difference…

She is potentially naked, definitely in panties, is skinny, so whatever, worth lookin’ at a rich kid being exploited…instead of just living at one of their resort like properties off her fucking allowance…it’s an “EARN YOUR KEEP BY SURROUNDING YOURSELF WITH THE WORST PEOPLE DOING THE WORST THING TO PUSH BULLSHIT PRODUCTS AND AGENDAS NO ONE NEEDS”…

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2022

01

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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TINY TITS are wonderful, manageable and delicious…

They are like those fancy foodie plates from the obnoxious restaurants the assholes of the internet go to, you know the pretentious meals that they pretend are so fucking wonderful, when an outsider, an obese fuck who likes the all you can eat buffet looks at in disgust…like how will that slimey ass spoonful of grool satisfy my appetite you queer foodie fucks…ONLY the titty version…which makes it far more enjoyable…

You know, you don’t need big sloppy trough titties to get you through life, sometimes, the small and wonderful ones are more than enough, especially if you like skinny bitches with nice asses…rocking that model body…which I do..

Here are some tiny tits being empowered…or some shit…as you stare at them.

Pervert.

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2022

01

Mar

Titty Window and Other Videos of the Day

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Titty Get Hate from the 40 Year Olds

Body Show

Hard Working Nurses

Let’s Play a Game

Big Booty

Showing off the Skirt

TikTok Titty Dance

Titty On the Phone

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

01

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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With all the propaganda out there, it’s pretty easy to see that the internet has been weaponized. I am sure it’s always been the case, but we’ve been able to survive in our own weir obscure pockets of the internet, but I see those walls caving in pretty quickly…and it’s like watching a family member die…

I may hate the internet, but the internet is why we are here today, so that is why I want to make DrunkenStepfather a church of the internet where we celebrate the purity and the amazingness of our MOTHER INTERNET….before it is fully taken away…in whatever bastardized form they have planned for her…

We must worship what she represented and why we all fell in love with her….so let’s get to the tits…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Britney is Naked and Playing with her Tits at the Beach
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Penelope Cruz is Still hot as Shit
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Chelsea Goalie Kepa Arrizabalaga’s Miss Universe Girlfriend Shows Support for Him After Shootout Loss
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The Drone That Can Go 220 KM/H
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100 Wheel Lego Vehicle to Jerk Off To
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5 Times Singers Get Impressed by Fans Singing
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Romy and Michelle at the SAG Awards to Remind You we Live in a SImulation….who even cared about that movie when it came out…I mean…WEIRD…
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Cam Girls are Hot. I like To Jerk Off On Them…
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