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2022

16

Mar

Track Ass for Steve of the Day

My friend Steve has a weird Track and Field fetish, I guess he discovered that some sports allow women to be long and lean, with strong legs and ass, and sprinting, jumping and pole vaulting seems to be one of the best ways to get a hot body while still being a athletic star, they don’t all need to look like WNBA stars, or the VENUS sisters…the whole bull dyke one dose of testosterone away from having a dick doesn’t apply to all sports….or female athletes!

Anyway, he made a request that when he finally gets his diagnosis that his vaccine brought out cancer or terminal blood clots, he wants to get some college track stars to sit on his face to choke him out.and I guess that’s as good a way to go as any…assuming the vaccine lets you die, I still think it turns you motherfuckers into zombies.

Posted in:Sports

2022

16

Mar

Jimmy Kimmel Bullies Popular Influencer Bros of the Day

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I don’t give a fuck about Jimmy Kimmel, he’s a disgrace, unimpressive, overpaid and probably not very watched….and overly obsessed with Trump, that it’s fucking weird….but he’s being noticed finally for dissing some popular youtubers….

I also don’t give a fuck about popular youtubers or influencers, like the “Full Send Nelk” crew……but they are the second biggest podcast in the world, maybe they should be taken a little more seriously based on their audience alone….

I am old and out of touch, missed my time to shine, or chose not to shine…and really barely even know what is popular and what isn’t…kinda like Jimmy Kimmel….the most pathetic pile of dog shit around….high paid or not he has to live with himself…

But when I see some bought, corporate owned, piece of shit Disney Puppet like Kimmel, who has done black face, who has objectified women, who has been a dog shit host, who has produced totally unfunny TV, destroying comedy and late night….talk shit on young popular internet personalities, I can only assume he’s threatened by them…or maybe he just HATES trump so much….idiotic.

So old rich guy on TV doesn’t bring the kids on to have a chat, to work out their fake differences, to try to understand where they are coming from, or to mock them to his face like the arrogant twat he is.

Instead, he drags them on his show, without even giving them credit, ALL because they did an interview with TRUMP that go pulled from Youtube because Freedom of Speech is dead, thanks to people like Kimmel and his owners who want to control the narrative…

So when he’s not crying about the shit I’ve seen him cry about, maybe it was BLM, COVID SHOTS, METOO MOVEMENT, the narrative of the moment, the bad actor puppet who you know doesn’t believe in anything he’s saying, becasue he’s just playing a role for a paycheck…..because Disney Pays him a lot to be that…and he’s a fucking sell out….like Disney pays the Kardashians for their influence via HULU….despite the Kardashians being sex workers and basically ANTI the Disney they’ve presented themselves as all these years….he’s crying about influencers…calling them names…to discredit them….when they have more viewers than him…

Seems pretty fucking petty, but I guess these hate anyone outside of their realm, that they haven’t been able to buy or control…so by their standards, they must DESTROY them…

I wonder if you remember when Late Night was actually a little funnier, a little more open minded, a little more intelligent…

You know when old washed up tired pieces of shit hosts weren’t publicly raging against the new generation that are culturally more relevant than them….

It’s all fucking weird man….we live in the TWILIGHT ZONE or some shit.

I guess people sell out, or maybe people get bribed and extorted thanks to questionable things they’ve done on hidden camera…I don’t know..but it’s fucking weird and that motherfucker should apologize to the Youtube Bros….for being an asshole.

This is painful but if you care to see how insane the propaganda is….scroll to 3 minutes where Kimmel hates on shirts with logos and calls the second biggest podcast …small guys from youtube…only 5 times bigger than Kimmel….the laugh track is PAINFUL….and why didn’t they post his answer to the Ukraine “Lie”….this shit is actually terrifying.

The only real Kimmel has views is because Disney pushes it with big fucking budgets…

One of the hosts from the Full Send podcast got 875,000 views on his IG story….there are multiple hosts and their official channel…but just one of the hosts is beyond more relevant and popular than Kimmel…which must hurt Kimmel…..

Jimmy Kimmel, big budget and all gets 4,000 likes…

Embarrassing, out of touch, joke thieving Kimmel is irrelevant garbage, but we already knew that….the biggest thing he’s done in years is offend a young group of popular online stars…which probably give Kimmel a boner as hard as his Trump Jokes….jealous maybe, or trying to manipulate the TRUTH like all these fucking Satanists.

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2022

16

Mar

Song of the Day

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I am not American, but I stand behind this video, it should be the number trending song on TikTok but clearly TikTok idiots have no fucking idea what’s going on…

Although, I did see this slutty TikTok girl explaining Inflation and Ukraine and Russia to me, because you know, in all her slutty half naked dancing for views, she’s learned a lot about world issues, even though she probably couldn’t even point out CANADA on a map….THESE PEOPLE JUST AREN’T SMART…

But when you see all this war shit in other countries being celebrated by people who are rich and detached from the everyday man, when that money could go to USE at home, it is TAX PAYER MONEY….you have to think their theatrics are a bad comedy show…and ultimately…you need to think LOCAL….and in that case…PUT AMERICA FIRST..

How so many people cry about UKRAINE when people are dying of Opiates, are struggling with inflation and we haven’t even scratched the surface of how bad it could potentially get…

They’ve fucked with all of us the last 2 years, with insane regulations, that have destroyed our freedoms, free speech, etc.

You gotta want to PUT AMERICA FIRST, and if you don’t, you’ve been fucking brainwashed along the way….or you’re a rich, detached cunt too.

Posted in:Music

2022

16

Mar

Stretches and Other Videos of the Day

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Tight Dress

Beach Shit

Is she human or is she cartoon

TikTok Mash-Up of Unimpressive Sluts

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

16

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Ukrainian work program and refugee programs are popping up everywhere thanks to this war that they are trying to make you all excited about, since it profits the war mongerers and it requires the support of the people to proberly profit, I guess…..I don’t know anything about wars other than that they are a huge scam..

Anyway, they are asking people to donate to Ukraine at the grocery store, the drug store, everywhere…it’s out of control…and now they are campaigning for Ukrainian civilians, even the UNVACCINATED HEATHENS WITH THEIR SWINE BLOOD to come to Canada or the USA to live freely thanks to war… when we don’t even let Canadians or Americans immigrate to each other’s countries without tons of paperwork and lawyer fees and vaccines when we are practically the same…but whatever.

So with this new program to bring in refugee Eastern Europeans….I’m here trying to import a dozen hot 22-25 year old models to live and work in my basement apartment, they can be interns for the site, content creators, or maids / sex slaves….and together our harem will be profitable..we will build our own only fans…because some of them will be coders…hot coders who will make all my dreams come true…maybe we can even get government subsidies to pay for this sex work….

This is the best business idea I’ve ever had and I didn’t even have to go to business school for it….so if you or someone you know is a Ukrainian, Russian, or really any hot 22 year old model with a dream, willing to do whatever it takes to get a fresh start in NORTH AMERICA, we’ve got an unpaid internship with ROOM and BOARD for you, assuming you don’t mind sleeping on my face…in black mound filled basements…it’s better than war…SMOTHERING ME WITH YOUR VAGINAS as part of the job description….

If they want, they can #MeToo me down the line, I’m ok with saying “yeah, I made them fuck my face for Freedom, small price to pay motherfuckers”….because I am already cancelled and barely as creepy as the perverts who pretend they aren’t perverts in actual positions of power…..and I’m just doing it to save their lives man…a HERO with a mouth full of refugee TRIM.

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Galya Anis in Hot Lingerie!
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Girls with Rats vs Boys with Rats
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2022

15

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the IDES of March….so exciting! I wonder what ritualistic weirdo occult sacrifice the Satanics who control our minds aree up to today! Only time will tell..but I feel like this is one of their magical dates….

I feel like I really missed out on jerking off to colleagues on ZOOM over the last 2 years…

I’ve been a solo worker, in what isn’t actually work, because I don’t do anything “Business” when it comes to the site…..

I prefer being left alone and not talking to people….

But if I did work, if I did choose to be that kind of slave, rather than a slave to my damn self posting to a blog, I’d 100 percent be the guy jerking off to my colleagues on ZOOM..

If you can’t put it in their pee hole, you might as well visualize it while they’re on video on your phone like a cam girl….

I also feel like I missed out on the “vaccine sex and now you have aids” thing….I know there’s still time to get VACCINE SPIKE PROTEINS through unprotected sex…but my dick’s too small for that kind of thing and I prefer staring at the wall….I guess I’ll always be an outsider on the fringe….spike protein aids-less and forever alone…assuming you don’t count my fat wife as a person, even though she weighs as much as 2.5 people….

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Hannah Leiner Bikinis
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Candice Swanepoel’s Showing Off her Swimwear!
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Madison Beer’s Big Cleavage Selfie!
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Nicole Scherzinger’s in a Tight White Top
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Katya Elise Henry’s Showing Skin!
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Jordyn Jones in the Bikini Looking Amazing
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Model Can’t See Her Toes After Latest Boob Job
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Inside a Russian Oligarch’s Yacht
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Colin Farrell’s Short Shorts!
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UFC Fighter Stops Gunman
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Original Titanic Footage Colorized
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3 Friends Trapped in the Flooded Elevator
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Little Kid Complaining About Not Having a Girlfriend
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20 Solid Glamour Shots
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Water Spout Hits the Beach
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Olivia Culpo’s Sister Sophia Cheering On her Boyfriend’s New Contract!
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Real Estate Model in a Sheer Bathing Suit!
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Kiernan Shipka’s Swimming with Sharks
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Anna Delvey’s Call Your Daddy Podcast Drops Tomorrow
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Woman and her Dog do an Amazing Dance
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The Creepiest Chiropractor on Youtube
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Drunks Slipping!
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Hot Chicks who Fish
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Sydney Sweeney Shares her Firsts
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The Grammy’s Performer Line Up!
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Compilation of the 25 Worst Motorsport Crashes of 2021
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State Trooper Almost Gets Hit
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Nature is Wonderful…
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Aaron Rodgers’ New Deal is Just a Two Year Extension, Not Four Years for $200 Million
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It’s Spring Break
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Crash on Live Local News
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The Cavinder Twins Are Entering the Transfer Portal
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Kristen Stewart’s Lesbian Wife has Legs
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Elle Fanning at some Event
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Madelyn CLine in Tight Jeans
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Sharna Burgess Ready to Drop
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Lily Rose Depp on Set in a Dress
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Katie Holmes on the Streets
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Titty Hypnosis
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No Thank You
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A Bunch of Booty
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Makes You Wonder About Society
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18 People Having Shittier Day Than You
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Booty Model’s Got her Pussy Out
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Rub Rub Drip
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22 More People Having a Shitty Day
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10 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Riding the Dildo with her Socks On
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Dick Sucker
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Red Hoodie’s Titty Reveal
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Hot Nude in a Cheesy Shoot
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Not A Real Dick
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2022

15

Mar

Madonna Panties of the Day

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Dude…

Somethings just don’t really need to be discussed, a picture paints 1000 words or whatever the expression is…..

Madonna being over the top, a parody of an influencer, with so much duct tape or fillers HOLDING her broken down Satanic body…..is just fucking disturbing….

Clearly, she’s a fucking Satanist, who sold her soul to the devil, and now they are experimenting or fucking with us in the weirdest way.

Obviously, we’d all still fuck her provided the opportunity arose, but since it will likely not arise, we can look at her with confusion, disgust and with a reminder of just how fucking weird the world is, filled with this manipulated, non-human content, that plays tricks on our damn brains…

I believe she’s in her 60s, assuming she’s not a vampire and 600 years old, which she might as well be based on her VAGINA MILEAGE alone…

It definitely should inspire you to start working at an old folks home, knowing all those diaper wearing, shit themselves from all the anal, slutty bitches who were raised by Madonna will soon be residents you get to eat out….even though it’s gross, but when is elderly pussy not gross, probably better with some CLOWN MAKE UP on like it’s Halloween…or Madonna…

Either way, this shit is fucking creepy….so it must be demonic.

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Posted in:Madonna|Madonna

2022

15

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Weiner and Tits of the Day

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Amazonian Ireland Baldwin and her embarrassing David Bowie tattoo, hidden amongst other shitty tattoos, to give you that whole “Poor Little Rich Girl” storyline, that has had her in Rehab at least twice, because mental health is real, when you’re rich enough to have nothing else to do with yourself than feel sorry for yourself, normals have to fucking work…while these assholes…from Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Bella Thorne, Lohan, Britney and the far less impressive…Ireland Baldwin cry mental health issues….not realizing the rest of us don’t have time for that pussy ass shit…

Anyway, the big girl, who is doing topless content on her instagram, because she’s got big tits, knows that her dad is in the news, most recently for blaming the dead girl who was shot on set, apparently by him, for being shot….instead of blaming the other reasons she was shot….assuming it’s a real story and she was really shot….so this is a good strategy.

I’d prefer her hoping on OnlyFans, put the toplessness to work, but I guess when you’ve got a trust fund, it’s hard to justify being a sex worker, or really bothering with all that work, when you can just feel sorry for yourself and post your nudes for the world to see, becasue likes and follows make you feel loved, something people gravitate towards when their dad’s are too narcissistic to have shown them love…and not in a PERVERT way, in a DAD way.

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2022

15

Mar

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Without tight pants, the grocery store boners would be more soft….because with tight pants being normalized. part of the hive mind trends, we’ve got ladies of all sizes rocking them, getting their pussies eaten by them, all while we get to sit on the sidelines and watch, in what is far more interesting than any sporting event, because it makes menial tasks or errands far more erotic…

You cannot leave the house without seeing an ass in leggings, they are the comfortable sweatpant that meant you had given up on life, reimagined in a porno generation…..

Some of you may even work with tight pant wearers, I see them in coffee shops, restaurants even banks and grocery stores…and I don’t really know how you do it….because the pants so tight, that whole second skin thing, gives a lot of information on what is under those pants…giving you some visuals that make the lunch meat you’re fucking in the deli aisle far hotter, thus quicker to finish, reducing your chances of being caught…

Tight pants are the key to your public masturbating with inanimate grocery store items….without getting caught…and remember….cold cuts are less offensive than the chicken skin….PRO TIPS.

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2022

15

Mar

Ashley Benson Slutty of the Day

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Woah Ashley Benson…

Just when you forgot about the typically dumpy, only famous from being on one hit show, the actor version of a one hit wonder, who has a huge social media following, because of that hit show…..

She comes out with a half naked selfie, in lingerie and mesh, in a “Felt Cute Might Delete Later” thirst trap for likes and follows because apparently girls like being jerked off to.

The only conclusion that I can come up with from all the slutty selfies out there is that girls like to be jerked off to…and I guess that works out well for us.

Clearly, she’s been either starving herself, railing amphetamines, working out, or eating the pussy so hard she’s now dying of AIDS<, because I thought she was fatter....but she's no longer a full fledged lesbian, she did that for the acronym she can drop in meetings when they decide to only cast or hire woke people who compartmentalize themselves in some sexuality box... The world is weird...could you imagine Hollywood of Yesteryear doing slutty selfies, I'd be all over Bea Arthurs....or Angela Lansburry....Murder, She Wrote....more like Murder, my face with them titties Bed knobs and Broomsticks...momma. [gallery columns="2" size="medium" ids="831639,831642"] JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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