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2022

18

Feb

Victoria Beckham Fitness of the Day

Here’s some old as shit, probably a billionaire thanks to her husband, the Spice Girls, her rich dad….I am not her accountant…I am just a fan of how skinny she has maintained herself all these years even if her husband, who at one point in time was the world’s most desirable man, was cheating on her at least once in their marriage…marriage is boring, it’s built for cheating, all part of the fun and the design and really…if you fucked Posh SPICE at her prime, it’s all downhill and the whole peak of your sex fades from that day forward…so let the dude stick his dick in other pussy…it’s only fair…and that applies to all wives…we can love you, be your family, but we are wired to want to cum in younger hotter versions of you even if you look hot for your age…duh.

Anyway, this is how she maintains her fitness, which is impressive, since I thought she was an anorexic with no muscle mass…just skin, bones and some breast implants…the way NATURE intended.

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2022

18

Feb

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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As democracy is basically dying in Canada, in what I’ll assume there is no coming back from, because peaceful protestors are being treated like rioters all because they go against the covid narrative or the powers that be…that hasn’t made sense of 2 years..it’s a crazy historical moment, I’ve been watching this babes’ livestream. . Her name is Charlotte and I’m hoping they DOXX her so I can write her love letters in jail….

I’m posting full back, granny or mom panties, maybe you’d call it period panties because some bitches don’t wear panties unless they have their period when they do they look like this…

I don’t discriminate against panties, because I am a pervert not an equity loving woke person, because I believe there is good an bad versions of everything, it’s ok that some things are better than other things, richer than others, better looking than others, less fat than others….

I do think that this is a real taste of relationships…for the lonely virgins out there now that humans don’t interact, but do have HIV, how’s that work…I guess we’ll figure it out..

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2022

18

Feb

Barbie Ferreira Bikini of the Day

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Nothing hotter than seeing a pasty fat girl in a skimpy bikini thanks to inclusivity…showing off her pale skin that’s rarely seen the sun get scorched as she floats her day away…face down ass up (see below picture)….

This reminds me of every All Inclusive resort album I’ve jerked off to on Facebook over the years…or some FLORIDA vacationers who normally wear their T-Shirt, zinc on their noses, glasses and sun hats…you know the type..it happens at the water park too…

Anyway, this fat ass is the fat girl on Euphoria who played a CAM GIRL in the first season, I hate the Euphoria show because I find it low fucking rent, written by some Hollywood rich kid’s castle, likely from posts he read on reddit because he’s got no idea what’s actually up…no matter how popular the tits and ass filled show is with the young people…it’s dark energy, that doesn’t bring the spirit of the generation up, but maybe keeping them down is part of the process….everyone godless, drug addicted, medicated, empty pieces of shit…whining in their narcissism…something all these narcissists can subscribe to…

Anyway, BIG ASS LITTLE BIKINI….weird.

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2022

18

Feb

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets are the drug store’s answers to helping women keep themselves sexy….I guess along with VAGISIL for the stench and ENEMAS for the ANAL….DUCT TAPE and plan b for the post-coitus “don’t leave your mark”…and I worked in a drug store for at least 2 years as a stock boy and that was the WORST experience on my existence…but if I had known I was around so much sexy around because I was too busy feeling sorry for myself for life ending up in a uniform stocking shelves…

Fishnets aren’t just for fishes, but it is for things that if they are left out in the sun long enough, may smell fishy…..but I do watch all those documentaries on the trash in the ocean, you know seeing turtles and dolphins getting killed in the fishnets that industrialized fisherman end throwing back into the ocean….

These aren’t those kinds fishnets….but you can jerk off to these ones too..

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2022

18

Feb

Ashley Greene Bikini Tits of the Day

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Ashley Greene’s out here with her bikini top….because I guess when you matter for a few minutes, you have a taste of it, like when a rabid animal gets a taste for blood, they are just never the same, and I wouldn’t be surprised if this one had the taste of blood, not just because she’s in the Twilight Series and they are vampires….it’s the only real work she’s ever got, that she’s milked for all these years since….because it’s the difference between her being a someone and a middle aged slag craving attention…

I remember when she was dating a Jonas brother, pretending that they didn’t fuck, while knowing the only reason she existed was becasue she fucked, otherwise she’d be working at Hooters in Orlando or some shit, she’s from florida…

I guess the liar is trying to get some more hype around herself, I saw three paparazzi sets with her in the last few days…like she wasn’t fucking invisible…and she’s got some tits, and tits are fun…even when you know they’ve done some shit to get on this boat…even when you know they are old, expired milk filled….YOGURT.

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2022

18

Feb

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Feminists once burned their bras for some bullshit reason, that I guess involved being taken seriously by men, so that that they could climb the exciting corporate ladder and live a meaningless life of corporate achievements so that they can retire after years of stress on a pile of fucking money……

In recent times, girls decided to take the bras off, because bras are for old ladies, and they may pretend it’s for feminism, like not shaving their armpits, in a don’t sexualize me logic….

Only to basically use that to show their full fucking tit, without a bra getting in the fucking way, so it works for me…

If this is how feminism works, I figure it’s worth jerking off to or at least staring at.

I don’t see how this de-sexualizes, or I guess allows them to control their sexualization, because I get to see hard nips…but I don’t fucking argue the removal of a restrictive barrier between TIT and T-Shirt…

I don’t think this is activism, it’s more a trend, because girls like you looking at their tits, or at least making money off their tits…and that’s a worthy fucking cause.

Call me a Philathropist as I stare at this shit.

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2022

18

Feb

Mom and Daughter Dance Off and Other TikThots of the Day

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TikTok One Piece

Gym Body

Dumb Dance

Big Bikini Bobs

Just a Couple of Girls Dancing Slutty

Part 2

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2022

18

Feb

Canada Now and Other Videos of the Day

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This is the Freedom Fighters who Took Canada into Martial Law last night….

This is the Martial Law taking place in Canada right now….against peaceful protestors….because of Martial Law…..

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2022

18

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I saw some story about an ex-cop using the “stand my ground” law against a dude who paid stalked his 15 year old TikTok daughter who sells pics of her face to her fans…CREEPY stage parent shit…

Now I am a big believer in the “stand my ground” law, and it’s just another reason why Florida is fucking awesome, along with fake tits, being able to kill a motherfucker coming after you or your family…amazing…in Canada, you get charged with murder if you shoot someone as they rape your wife after breaking in….not after a night of CUCK…

So yeah, this stalker bought her phone number from her friends, found her house, showed up….

But the real issue is why the fuck are parents allowing their kids on the internet, it’s a DEMONIC fucking place…

Are they the modern day stage parents, who see bitches like Addison Rae making 100,000,000 dollars being clunky and awkward and they want some of that….instead of saying “what until you turn 18″….

I get the whole kids taking dance classes and wanting to dance forever, as a career…but monetizing your kids dancing on the internet to creepers is a little different….

It’s closer to stripper dancing than ballet dancing in the nutcracker at the Christmas parade….

Keep the kids off the fucking internet motherfuckers….NOTHING good comes from that shit…

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2022

17

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t think I can watch tv or movies anymore…

I normally turn my brain off, or think of other shit while mindlessly being indoctrinated by the mind numbing hypnosis of the tv, TELL A VISION…..TELL A VISION……

I understand the concept of acting and how lame it is, but for some reason I had a psychological break watching 1883, the Yellowstone origin story….the main character is a little dramatic, but seems to have hot tits in all her slutty 1880s independent woman glory….she’s already fucked 2 dudes…how empowering….one of them was a Native….RACY…

Anyway, the show corny as shit, all deep and dramatic but I buy into it and visually it’s great….I also love the 1880s, the western passage, the Gold Rush era and always have been….it’s a a more authentic and FREE time…and I love fucking horses…

I mean I love horses…NOT FUCKING THEM….

Anyways, we barely got to see her tit when she was bathing after sex with and for whatever reason, maybe it was autism…or alcohol…or pharmaceuticals in the water….I cracked….I broke out of the story, the acting and realized the people I was watching were dressed up in costumes, playing make belief with each other, getting paid really well for it, and taking each other playing make belief seriously…

I imagined a group of people at a party doing the same thing….and I think people would be more “why are you pretending we are 1880s caravan heading west, it’s so silly”…than the COSPLAY gamer shit they do…..all acting like they are really in the era….or like they are really real people….and I’ll never come back from that…..no more TV….to indoctrinate me…I’m DONE…because acting is gay as shit…

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