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2022

31

Mar

Josie Canseco Lingerie of the Day

When you’re raised by a Hooters waitress with a budget, you know one smart enough to use her hooters, or her hooters outfit, to get a pro athlete to cum in her hard enough for it to stick…

It was an era before social media, when athletes had to go to Hooters to find pussy to fuck, especially when playing in places with ugly women, they’d know that Hooters did the casting work for them…..you know, on the road pussy that you’d hope to not knock-up but when rich and a man, it’s a who cares if it happens….just pay them off, or fly them to LA to save them while you just fuck other bitches on the road…make them the main one, knowing there are other ones, but happy to not waitress for slimey dudes…..

But yeah, when you’re raised by a Hooters waitress who bagged a rich guy, you can use that with your high budget thanks to dad being a rich guy, and I guess pull off the same tactics, just at a different level, and for that reason alone, we’ve been graced with our favorite Cuban Sandwich….Josie….doing random underwear pics for social media for you and her fans and her dad’s fans to jack off to…

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2022

31

Mar

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Asshole Behind Thong is not such a revolutionary concept, but in the era of not leaving your house because you are lazy, so you just sext strangers and demand nudes from them, instead of trying to meet random people in real life, which could be a brilliant social experiment in an era of hooking up off apps replacing the meeting randomly…but yeah, in the sext era, you want to see a girls asshole, to know you got all of her on your icloud, NO HOLES LEFT BEHIND, and some strangers are shy about a straight up asshole pic…you know it is the orifice that units us, but some assholes are dark, hemorrhoided, a blown out disaster….and people are self conscious about it…..but throw in a thong, and it’s just a panty shot, you can’t even see the pussy…so it is the gateway orifice to more aggressive nudes, or at least a way to see the asshole…

So the flaw in the THONG design is a win for us…

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2022

31

Mar

Padma Lakshmi Bikini of the Day

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Padma is some old as shit sugar baby who probably doesn’t identify as a sugar baby, because she’s done a few things to make a name for herself over the years of her ladder climbng..

Back in the day, you had to be something special to get in the same room as the billionaires, so you know that as a lady who fucked billionaires, she definitely thought of herself as their equal, or clever, hell, she may not have even saw herself as a billionaire fucker for the money, but a billionaire fucker because that’s just who she knew….no one likes to admit they are replaceable bodies….even Anna Nicole Smith probably thought her billionaire arrangement was of love and not of her being with a billionaire….whatever they need to tell themselves to sleep at night…

But yeah, she still looks alright in a bikini, I guess she’d have to….and I clearly remember the story of her fucking one 80 year old billionaire who was dying, while fucking another billionaire at the same time, only to get pregnant with the second billionaire, and telling the first billionaire it was his, so that the kid would get the inheritance of the first billionaire and the second billionare…and that clever scheme probably made her think her pussy was made of GOLD….

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2022

31

Mar

Kim Kardashian Stiff of the Day

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Is this Kim Kardashian or some AI version that she’s built in her basement lab where they built Bruce Jenner’s Pussy?

I guess it’s impossible to tell, but it’s safe to assume it is JUST AS FAKE..

This pig bitch and all the evil shit she’s done to society as a whole, because they were first to the social media game, or because people are just far dumber than I’ve expected the to be, and every time I hear Kardashian news, I am shocked they still exist, maybe even more popular than ever, Disney just gave them each a million dollars an episode or more to keep their legacy going, a reminder that Disney is fucking evil, dead and that you should NEVER let them near your kids as they indoctrinate them with their evil smut…

This pig bitch is just one publicity stunt, one bullshit hustle after the other, and she hasn’t elevated the general vibe of society, she’s helped NAIL the coffin shot, which is probably why she looks like a dead fucking human, or non human, in her weird shameless, bitch is in her 40s and producing this trash LIE.

I am not a fan of anything she’s done, even the sex tape was overhyped publicity stunt that didn’t deserve the credit it got for them becoming a multi-billion dollar machine..

I can go on with my Kardashian distain, but you don’t need that, you can instead look at her crotch to see if this model of ROBO TRASH has balls, or just a old lady gunt…

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2022

31

Mar

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drop’s are one of the better things that the female hive mind has brought us….girls with big tits pulling their tops up so their heavy tits drop…brilliant content.

I mean I can’t really think of other female hive mind trends that are as good as the titty drop but that could be because I am distracted by all these big titties being dropped…for the sake of “fun ways to show tits”….knowing that if you got the tits, you should use the tits for good not evil….

Other female hive mind trends that could be seen as contenders would include bikini wax, which I hate…because I love bush…getting naked on the internet for empowerment or feminism…..fighting for equality by participating in HOOK-UP culture like a hooker, who works for free….but the titty drop, it’s just a good old fashioned time…a parlour trick, a stunt…my kind of PARKOUR….something that could end up being a GAMESHOW in the near future since society is fucking destroyed and LIVE TITTY DROPS would be a near future concept to get viewers…which is weird to see all the mainstream follow the porn lead….of TITS get hits…..for someone who has been left out of all BIG money conversations for being called a PORN site, even when I had a shit ton of TRAFFIC….but it’s not about me…it’s about TITTY.

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2022

31

Mar

Kara Del Toro Titty Top of the Day

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Kara Del Toro is one of the early sluts of social media who branded herself a BLOGGER, which always offended me, as a BLOGGER, it’s like these motherfuckers just APPROPRIATED my fucking existence and made millions of dollars selling skinny tea and running other branded campaigns, all without actually OWNING a blog….TRIGGERED….us bloggers get NO respect, but don’t really deserve respect, it’s a pretty lazy self involved art form that’s idiotic, humiliating and for teen girls of the early 2000s.

Anyway, instagram blogger became “Influencer” because AVON LADY or WHORE wasn’t as catchy…or superfluous….GIVE THEM SOME INSANE TITLE to make them seem more important than they are for posting slutty bikini pics daily for views….something I appreciate, but don’t think deserves a title like “influencer”….as if they are influential and not bottom feeding clickbait producers…but whatever….no hate for Kara Del Toro, her hustle o her big tits…we NEED these people to jerk off to…or at least to get us in the mood to jerk off to hotter versions….it all HELPS…SHOWING THAT SKIN.

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2022

31

Mar

Charli XCX Bloody Bikini of the Day

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In the last few months, I’ve made a few posts about Charli XCX, who was a popstar from the UK who had a record deal that clearly paid well, maybe she had a few hit songs that I don’t know about, since I hate pop music, obviously, but as far as I’m concerned she was a nightclub act, not a stadium act, and her tours were likely mall tours, or night club tours, which still pay, but aren’t stadium acts…

Then COVID hit, she sold her house in the UK, bought a 30 million dollar house in LA and I was like “shit, maybe she had a lot of cypto”….

Then her marketing material of the new album came out, all satanic symbolism, so I knew she had offically sold her soul to the industry, and was ready for the big pay days….

Her music videos were satanic, her photoshoots in all the mags that didn’t give a shit about her before were satanic, she even got a NETFLIX special, when no one gave a shit about her….so you know, the system is rigged, and they chose her….

Now she’s in more bikini pics covered in blood, maybe be old, BTS from her satanic music videos, or just something she does for fun now that she’s in the scene officially….

I don’t think it’s actually human blood, but it’s symbolism, and it’s weird…

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2022

31

Mar

Billie Eilish Taking a Shit on Social Media of the Day

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Big girl, overhyped girl, Billie Eilish, a now Oscar winning top of the charts scam, was called out for being the worst dressed at the Oscars, where she won a fucking Oscar, because her acting parents clearly sold her kids off to the right people at the right time, creating this “enigma”…..and I’m here wondering just how big her shits are…I’m assuming REAL BIG….

I’ve been sent this video called the Death of The Movie Star about 1 or 2 times, I don’t have many friends, so that is A LOT of times for a reclusive who avoids all human contact.

I didn’t watch it, but I can assume what was said in it, and that is that these people are all such fame hungry, trying to be seen or talked about losers, who are working as hard to go viral as any influencer, trying to be some kind of World Star Hip Hop video, instead of just being a hot famous chick who is treated like royalty, that the paparazzi have to rent helicopters to capture her in a bikini on vacation in Mexico, instead of it being part of their low hanging fruit content strategy….

Could you imagine stars of the past posting pics of them in the bathroom, on the toilet, for anything but an ART project or fashion editorial because I can’t….they were once dignified in public, we thought they didn’t even shit, yet here they are broadcasting it…..in some trash behind the scenes, now it’s a fucked up free for all from hell and it’s pretty disgusting to watch it unfold….

Either way, toilet fetishists, here’s a fatty popstar on the toilet like the vile trash she is.

Welcome to hell.

Her caption:

i HAVENT had enough of my shit. i am shitting right now.

Vile.

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2022

31

Mar

Celebrating her Abortion Weirdness of the Day

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I wonder if this lady realizes that she’s totally been indoctrinated by the evil baby sacrificing agenda that calls everyone else a fucking racist, when they’ve brain washed a black lady into not just bragging about her abortion, but doing a sick tiktok dance for her abortion…that will kill a black life…

Before realizing how insane abortions actually are, I would laugh about it being the best form of contraception and people would be shocked and appalled.

I would think the people, normally Christians who were protesting abortions were the sickos, before realigning myself and realizing, they’re just trying to save lives, when watching girls take their kids to slaughter.

Now that the rest of the world thinks abortions are the best form of contraception, because the morals and values of our society have totally fucking decayed, I’m over here debating standing out of abortion clinics with those Christians, because killing babies is fucking Satanic…

People need to really find god or some shit, because this is demonic and makes me uncomfortable to watch..

This is from LIBS OF TIKTOK who do a good job documenting woke generation insanity….

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2022

31

Mar

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I am still a believer that the TANLINE is a product of hot bitches going outside, being active, or being diva cunts by the hotel pool drinking too many cocktails as they sugar baby….

I have not accepted that everything is fake as shit and that it’s likely a TAN LINE filter from the internet, assuming that exists, it should exist, you know maybe I should get it made and become a dot com billionaire off the laziness and sluttiness of ladies of the internt….ONLYFANS SHOULD HAVE BEEN MY BABY…it’s not like I didn’t visualize that business model the last 20 years..it’s just that you weren’t there to help me do it.

Anyway, I have no accepted that everything is fake and shit, I’m a romantic like that, living vicariously through opportunistic pussy going to tropical places and having a good time..

When really it’s just fake, or sprayed on with a stencil if they are the kind of people who leave the house..and smearing and staining a bitch with feces or chemicals has never been my thing….

But the TANLINES do still highlight the GOOD parts that you’re not supposed to see, it’s just that when it’s a selfie, they kinda want you to see it, so again, nothing special, just a cheapened water down version of a GOOD thing.

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