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2022

14

Feb

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

Support our healthcare workers…buy their nudes…

I guess the PANDEMIC isn’t officially over yet, even if it should be according to me, because I am an expert in PUBLIC HEALTH as you may or may not know….and in being an expert in PUBLIC HEALTH, mainly from licking toilets and being forced to deal with the consequences of getting PUBLIC TOILET created health issues….but yeah, the nurses, still heroes, still producing smut to compensate for not being paid enough, and without the 1940s style nurse uniforms, but rather the orderly scrubs, I have a hard time finding it hot…I just think of bodily functions and bodily fluids and NOT the good kind…

I do like seeing professional hard working people moonlight as sex workers…its funny…and you can jerk off to it…far easier than a typical medical procedure you’d be getting when you see scrubs coming your way, which could be more embarrassing or scary….so keep the smut for the internet…and keep the hospitals for treating the sick and dying…or some shit….

These nurses are wild. It’s as if the pandemic made them crazy in the right way.

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Posted in:NURSES

2022

14

Feb

Stella Hudgens Lingerie of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is Vanessa Hudgens less impressive sister. That’s not to say Vanessa Hudgens is that impressive, which is probably why Stella hates being compared to her as the less successful mooch version, but the execs didn’t want to buy her, but rather wanted to buy her sister…

Like all rich kids with famous siblings, you know they feel like shit about themselves all the time, but pretend they don’t when getting the perks from being the celeb sibling…whether it’s the VIP access to parties, maybe the free trips, maybe it’s access to the JET…you know…not a terrible place to be, famous without doing anything…but people who are in it appreciate nothing…so to her, she’s always in the shadows…which is unfortunate beause she’s the one with the big sloppy natural tits…

Anyway, like all the other whores of her generation, rich or not, influencers or not, brand friendly or not…she’s just so into sex, or porn, or monetizing her slutty content that like all girls she’s capable of producing, thanks to the whole having tits….so she’s launched an ONLYFANS….

I guess she’s trying to build up her audience the easy way, while cashing in on everyone who’s wanted to see her tits, only instead of doing it through leaked nudes like her sister, she’s doing it on her own…

Makes you wonder if she’s a victim of abuse, or maybe she’s just really into being on camera and jerked off to….

With all the OnlyFans girls, they partner up with a management company to do all the dirty work…

So the people paying for images captioned things like for the clickbait..

do you like it when i’m bent over like this?

or

treat me like your doll

or

what’s our safe word?

or

here to please you

You know clickbait to get you to pay to SEE what she’s actually doing….you know she didn’t write that out.

You should also know that if she’s answering your messages, or is sexting you, it isn’t HER, but rather the team of Indians at the call center doing it….IT IS ABOUT THE UPSELLS, the TIPS, that’s where the real suckers show up…

The point is, these whores are whores due to laziness and because they feel good about themselves knowing people will pay to see their tits…even though they are just tits…and the fact that this is normal, accepted, brand friendly behavior…just girls having fun…is why society is fucking falling..

You turn yourself into a product, a sex object, your soul dies, as any retired stripper or whore you know who is still alive…BROKEN people man…doing BROKEN things for money…and I’m all for it….MAKE all these whores official whores…because that’s how I already viewed them based on everything they’ve ever put out to the universe…and I am not mad at the tits…I like the tits…and want to see all the tits I can…

I just find it a weird societal trend of emptiness…and that’s too bad..and the SICK thing in all this is that she probably made 1,000,000 dollars on this shit already, even though she only launched today….for shitty lingerie selfies…

There used to be excitement in seeing this shit, because it wasn’t so gratuitous…now it’s just fucking everywhere….making it boring, but I’m still looking….girls producing smut they think people are hot…when you don’t need to be doing that….is just pretty fucking empty and sad really….I like my nudes to be done out of the goodness of their soul, for romance, as real people….not some bullshit contrived generic DISNEY kid version of a SEXT…seriously…

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Posted in:Stella Hudgens|Stella Hudngens

2022

14

Feb

Supersized Booty Can’t Find Love of the DAy

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I just saw some insane story on some RUPERT MURDOCH owned publication about this “influencer” that can’t find love because people are scared of her booty….which I think totally misses the mark…because dudes are probably scared of the kind of person who would mutilate themselves to look like a giant pile of lumpy shit in an era where ugly girls are able to make themselves look like hot pornstars…without being fucking swamp creatures about it….I mean the fake asses, the injections, all that aren’t hot to me in any way, I can’t stand that look….so if you make it worse, more comical, it misses the fucking mark on boners…not to say that I couldn’t suffocate on this monstrous thing for the story, I just wouldn’t really be that into it…and for whatever reason over the top clown breast implants are far more appealing and comedic and if you’re going to get em, go big… than this gutter ass injections that make a bitch look like Roseanne shat her pants…in the 90s…

This shit has to be a parody, an art project, or just serious dysmorphia, but we do live in a world where dudes cut their dicks off to be hotter chicks than this, so I guess ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE…if you’re mentally disturbed enough….

If you don’t think evil is hard at work, or that the demons are winning, you’re not looking at these lumpy ass that’s been photoshopped properly..

When obese girls take their fat out of their gut and get it injected in their ass like a Kardashian….weird things happen….this ain’t body positivity, she was probably better just being a fat chick, instead of being a fat chick with a clown ass….

The insanity in all this is that she’s got 2 million followers…meaning people are into this shit….what a fucked up world…her name NATASHA CROWN and I don’t think her ass is what intimidates people, but rather what REPULSES them or repulses me because clearly dudes are jerking off to this weirdness.

Posted in:BIG MONSTER

2022

14

Feb

Elizabeth Hurley Underboob of the Day

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I thought that Elizabeth Hurley had fully thrown in the towel on existing in public, maybe they retired her host body and everything we’ve seen of her was from the archives, some backlog catalog, or maybe it was CGI…her son in a bikini using an ELIZABETH HURLEY filter…the tech exists, I can get AR filters made for under $5k which may be more than I can afford for a DrunkenStepfather filter, that turns your face into a herpes ridden mouth from all the dirty pussy you’ve eaten, not quite the badge of honor Michael Douglas has from eating dirty pussy, because you know his dirty pussy was hot passed around pussy, while my dirty pussy was just sad….

As it turns out, she was in a Christmas movie and still looked good, which was weird, but makes me believe she’s real…which is a hard thing to do in this era of everything feeling very fake because humans are all medicated non humans now…

It is possible that her host body was replaced with her younger clone body that she’s been growing in Steve Bing’s storage locker…and this is the new old her…because it doesn’t make scientific sense….WOMEN ARE SUPPOSED TO ROT….but this tits are still round and hardly granny-like and I find that all VERY SUSPICIOUS..

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Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley|Elizabeth Hurley

2022

14

Feb

Milf Monday of the Day

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I always like to shit on MILFS because I think moms should be moms, the kids need their moms, and not sexual beings on the fucking internet posting nudes for money or attention…it’s like grow up woman, you have kids now, save the sex for once a month with your husband who you raise your kids with because that’s the Christian way….instead of looking like some stripper trying to pay the bills after not having enough money or the health to get an abortion…

Just because ladies have phones with cameras doesn’t mean they need to post their nudes online to try to monetize…save it for the dudes you sext, why mass market that shit….

Is it because they are aging and have a shorter window of opportunity, or more of a THROW in the towel on decency because they are sexual beings about to expire….I don’t know…

But the reality is, I should focus on what’s imporant, and that is that they’ve all been CREAMPIED..at least once…BAD LADIES!

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Posted in:Milf

2022

14

Feb

Bjorks Daughter Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Bjork has a 19 year old daughter named Ísadóra Bjarkardóttir Barney and she’s doing shameless titty content for Social media, because that’s what all peopl of her generation do…no matter how rich and connected they are….maybe she’s just bored in Iceland, not interested in Volcanos, Hot Springs and eating reindeer…so her escapism is people who will pay attention to her because of who her mom is….that doesn’t make it any less weird.

In this era of social media whores, it’s pretty funny to see so many of these celebrity kids, who are already rich, who could achieve any level of greatness that they want, just strip down and slutty selfie for the social media feed, to try to get themselves famous, so that they can get even richer….it’s weird to me..

I know what you’re thinking, that BJORK is just some weirdo freakshow who has weird 1990s now in their 40s and 50s fanbase, but she had hits in a time when they got paid well for hits….so her girl can get out there and show the tits…

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Posted in:Bjork

2022

14

Feb

Charlize Theron has a Message for Your Slave of the Day

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This is just a reminder that all celebrities are piece of shit liars who are easily bought, thanks to be terribly insecure and in need of being “relevant”….always chasing that fame game…

I met a Hollywood producer once, it wasn’t to give me a movie deal, since after 18 years of writing a site and getting no movie deals, it’s safe to assume there will never be a movie deal had….not that that is my objective, but I’m just explaining that the movie producer was just a random encounter at a bar…and he told me the Charlize Theron origin story, after she had already done playboy, was desperate for work and about to be sent back to South Africa because she was broke….she ended up being spotted at a bank, dude took a meeting with her, she basically said she’d do anything to get into a movie, to get paid…and the rest is history….I don’t know what that everything was…but I am sure souls were sold, dicks were sucked and bitch ended up eventually winning an Oscar…meaning she’s not some moral high ground person you should listen to. Just a psychopath amongst other psychopaths trying to get ahead…

And if you don’t like it, she’ll kill you like you were her abusive dad and make her mom take the blame…so she can go on with being rich and famous…

ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ARE DEMONS…..ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ARE TRASH….let celebrity culture die harder than it already has….and now that Charlize is some old, big, boxy, broad who looks like she could wrestle lions back home and win…WE CANNOT BE HYPNOTIZED by her propaganda…

GARBAGE anti-human celebrity….of the MOTHERFUCKING Day.

DEMONS….and MASKS don’t work….TRUST THE SCIENCE…since it says NONE of the lockdown measures or mandates work…ASK your vaccinated self how many of you got COVID this winter thanks to flawed PCR tests…because IT IS ALL A LIE…..

Let’s get back to living normal and hating each other in person.

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

14

Feb

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I am not necessarily convinced that all the vaccinated pussy will dry up and end up sterilized….because I’ve been seeing vaccinated ladies making their vaccinated demon babies…which I guess is a bigger conspiracy than the whole being sterilized thing….I just know at least 10 girls who got the shots and had fucked up periods….and I also know that this is some evil demonic shit….world war 3 end of times shit…love will always beat hate motherfuckers…ESPECIALLY ON VALENTINE’S Day…the day of fucking sad girls….real hero moves…you know put their vaccinated wombs to test and see if they can get knocked up…make it a research project…have some demon babies of your own…

The point of the story is….breast milk may be a dying thing, so TAKE IT ALL IN and DRINK it all UP….sine you wont be seeing it from your POD, unless it’s a scene in a NETFLIX movie….ALL THEY WILL LET YOU SEE.

Motherfuckers.