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2022

15

Feb

Kathy Griffin’s Bare Ass Cancer Porn of the Day

I saved this link over the weekend, it was from People Magazine or some other corporate trash that have reclaimed their place in the world thanks to finally catching up with the internet thanks to their deep pockets…it’s a legacy brand, they had subscribers and magazine sales in the PEAK of the magazine era…so yeah, this isn’t some Kathy Griffin exclusive…and if it was, I would question everything about my life because it would mean Kathy Griffin was using me to get noticed and that’s just way too depressing a concept, even for a miserable piece of shit like funny gal Kathy that I’ve always wondered “how did this bitch get famous”….you know since she’s neither funny, interesting, accessible, or relatable…but rather a fiery redhead who’s body even hates her and wants her dead….yet here she is cancer free and surviving…half a lung lighter….

She’s working on a comeback after doing some vile woke anti-trump shit, because these idiots think it’s cool to be petty children for their simple minded fans…instead of having conversations or debates…turning us into one giant viral meme reality show pile of shit existence that should make you want to go OFF GRID….

I guess using the CANCER card is her angle…BUY TICKETS TO MY SHOW, I ALMOST DIED, BUT SURVIVED…which is far less impressive than dying…not that I am wishing death on her, but you may be wishing death on yourself after jerking off to her gingery 100 year old ass….

For the record, there was a time when people played her up like she was hot, blogs would write about her tits….YOU FUCKING MOOCHES brainwashed by marketing….

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2022

15

Feb

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I know, I miss The Ratio too…

In this era of SCIENCE being bastardized and reduced to a “trust the science” catch all phrase to manipulate weak minds into doing what they are being told to do….gaslit by their owners into thinking that is the democratic process….forgetting that science is about questioning the science never just trusting it….and that whole trust the science was a marketing hook….I liked The Ratio because it was actual science, celebrating hour glass bodies..

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesdays just aren’t that fucking exciting to eme, but I DO IT ANYWAY….because being from Canada means not seeing bikinis basically ever and achieving climax when seeing bikinis…which I am sure people of California, all desensitized by the bikini, would NEVER understand…but maybe they get the same way seeing bitches in SNOWSUITS freezing their asses off…SO HOT.

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2022

15

Feb

McKayla Maroney Got Them Tits On of the Day

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McKayla Maroney is out here doing some erotica for Lingerie becuase girls like romance, or being jerked off to, what do I know….other than that some of these once famous for being Olympians can make more money selling nudes, so why give it away for free like this, unless you don’t need the money, or haven’t decided to go down that route, since there’s no coming back….ONCE YOU GOT SELLING NUDES you never go back, probably because you’re too rich to bother going back, as you live in your villas and only fly private…seriously…some Only Fans girls make 1,000,000 a month…it’s crazy…it’s enough for that “EVERYONE HAS A PRICE”…to get their price….

I know what some of you are thinking, that she was paid off by the Olympic committee after years of abuse from that serious demon predator that I still and will always blame the parents for allowing their kids to get near…the dreams of OLYMPICS blinded them…and based on watching some of the Olympics, that’s pretty lame goal..but I guess with Gymnastics…it’s the pinnacle…

I know wat some of you are thinking, oh those victims of abuse are always the best fucks when they get older because of all the training, to which I say, she may be the best fuck because of her hard work, athleticism and dedication to the sport she’s most interested in.

If anything the people I’ve known who were diddled or raped are the most scared of sex…even with all the experience because it’s not enjoyable to them…

So maybe you should respect this VICTIM as you stare at her tits…you MONSTER….

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2022

15

Feb

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are Titties Too..

I know that goes without saying, but Tiny Tit Lives matters..

Even redneck, half retard dudes I assume are the TARGET MARKET for this cesspool of a site realize that Tiny Tits are hot, we take what they can get….but there are still a handful of people who say girls with small tits look like little boys, only if you want them too…you sick fuck….

Real men don’t give a fuck about the size of the tits, we’re here for the vagina…

I wrote a meme earlier that I didn’t put together properly…

It read:

Girls are like – I only date him if he’s a billionaire

Guys are like – I only date her if she’s got a vagina and isn’t dead, but the last part is negotiable.

You see I can be hip, relevant, youthful in my out of touch posting babes with small tits and endorsing them like they don’t know their small tits are hot…because they do know their small tits are hot….

I make memes…

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2022

15

Feb

Single on Valentines Day – So Show the Tits and Other TikThots of the Day

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Girl on the Couch

Girls Dancing

Booty Shake for Attention

Laundry Girl

Dancing Girl

Gym Girl

Another Gym Girl

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

15

Feb

Strap on Girl of the Day

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This is a weird fucking fetish…that I definitely don’t connect to on a romantic or spirtual level, but that may look a lot like your VALENTINE’S day because the PROSTATE is a legitimate pleasure zone not reserved to the gays anymore….

I came across this reddit girl while doing my morning rounds like the prison guard of the internet I am….sure I miss a lot of things that go on…but after 20 years of this shit on the site…you gotta expect me to get old, bitter and tired…especially with the shit pay, no benefits, impending retirement with no Pension…

Reddit, despite becoming a PUBLIC COMPANY, is the biggest porn site on the internet, thanks to people using it to promote their onlyfans, and having more success than TWITTER….an already public company…so it makes you wonder why sites like this can’t get ads because we’re porn, yet sites like Reddit get to buy Serena Williams nice gifts thanks to her husband owning the biggest porn site on the internet….

This girl GODDESS NIKKI gets paid by people like you to pose with her strap on, probably humiliate you and tell you how worthless you are, and you make like that CUCK beta shit….

To me it’s just hilarious….and fucking weird…and an even weirder niche…

Posted in:Strap On

2022

15

Feb

Domestic Terrorists have A Dance Off and Other Videos of the Day

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Asmr Gone Nuts

Violent Protestors Giving Cops Dangerous Roses on Valentine’s Day

Why be so Divisive? Low frequency trash indoctrinated by the media.

NAZIS HUGGING POLICE WHILE SINGING THEIR NAZI SONG – THE NATIONAL ANTHEM…

Remember Celebs are Full of Shit..

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

15

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you ever dreamt of moving onto a private island to create a superior race in your image with a harem of hot women with loose morals because it takes a village to raise your army of children in your image….NOW IS THE FUCKING TIME…

You know, society is imploding on itself, from every single angle and it’s fucking weird to witness…

Nothing that a remote HAREM won’t fix…but that may be the early moves of starting a cult, which would be awesome, but is a good way to get yourself BLOWED the FUCK UP…

Either way, an old man’s allowed to dream…like Neil Young’s It’s a Dream now available on Spotify because that CUCK was fucking bullshit….

Here are some stepLINKS…

McKayla Maroney on Valentine’s Day…
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Courtney Stodden Don’t Want NO Short Dick Man…Damn…
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Nude Model PAU Posing
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Rams Safety Taylor Rapp Proposed to His Girlfriend on the Field After Winning the Super Bowl
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Julia Fox Dumps Kanye After His Ad Campaign for his New Album Everyone Fell For
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Zendaya and her Sea Shells
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Karen Gets Pepper Sprayed
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Monster Size Comparison Using 3D Animation!
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Karens in the Wild…
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Amateur Move in the Gym
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2022

14

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Valentine’s Day and if you’re reading this and you aren’t, since no one reads this ever, especially not on Valentine’s Day… you are either some miserable alone fuck, busy getting your fuck on with all the willing and lonely ladies out there who can’t find better options than you, because the actual good options are out with higher quality pussy…which I doubt….or in a relationship pretending to be in love and not annoyed…..

I guess Valentine’s Day is the one day of the year where the single hotties feel compelled to have a girlfriend experience, or feel some intimacy, so they crawl out of the woodwork and put their IUDs to work.

This puts the fatties who think they’re hot because they get laid all the other nights of the year when the hotties can’t be bothered…because it’s not the most romantic day of the year they crave being cummed in…..they mistake dudes willing to fuck them with being desireable…FATTY LOGIC…right…

I figure if it’s a hook-up culture generation of open relationships and fucking everyone because sex is cool…be sex positive bro…they don’t need to bother fucking at all…you know when it’s all available at all times…why fucking bother….something your thirsty ass probably doesn’t understand….

So this shit just gets in the way of sitting on the couch watching TV, being programmed by the sonic warfare streaming platforms that hypnotize us….It gets in the way of being left the fuck alone to live that second life in the metaverse or Red Dead Redemption role playing a post Civil War army regiment…I’m talking to you 75th Battalion…..or it gets in the way of your foot fetish…because the girls on the internet you buy feet pics from pretend to like you…while real girls aren’t just see you as the creep that you are….EVEN ON VALENTINE’S DAY…when you choose loneliness because you can’t be bothered celebrating commercial holidays, not because everyday is full of love, but because everyday is empty and alone…..so it’s better to just pretend love doesn’t exist and jerking off is the best it gets…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Meet Orylan – The Model who Triggered Ben Shapiro
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Abella Danger Does a Valentine’s Day Shoot
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Bella Hadid Hot in Mesh
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Suzy Cortez Accuses Messi’s Wife of Being “Madly Jealous” of Him
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Megan Fox Big Cleavage Top
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Molly Rainford’s Big Cleavage
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Valentine’s Day Starter Pack
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Valentines Day Memes
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Jordyn Jones Posing with Cake
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Paulina Gretzky’s Hot Body
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Dolphin Jumps onto a Boat
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20 Great Life Hacks
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Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz Made Heart Shaped Pizza
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Katherine Webb’s Hot Streak Continues
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Cheater on Who Wants to be a Millionaire!
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How Stunt Actors Pull Off Falls
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Love at First Sight Prank
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Julia Fox Dumps Kanye After his Awesome Rants
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Leighton Meester in a New Movie – Here’s the Trailer
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Before and After Plastic Surgery
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Mini Van Drives over Terrifying Bridge
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Ciara is All Tied Up
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Looking into Barbara Palvin’s Wardrobe
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Rams WR Van Jefferson and His Wife Welcomed a Baby Hours After Winning the Super Bowl
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Diving Off Obstacles
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Inventions That Make Life Easier
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Scares and Fails Compilation
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Dr Dre Put 7 Million Dollars Into Super Bowl Act
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Miranda Kerr at the Superbowl
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Nude Model Maria Kn’s Nude Shoot!
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Playboy Model Gets Off to her Own Pics
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Paige Spiranac Picks the Super Bowl Winner with the Boobs
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Cake Fail
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Kodak Black Gets Shot Outside a Bieber Party
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Looking into NYC RAT Problems
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Phone Snatches in Africa Get Caught
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Ivan Reitman – Dead
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Instagram Models for Valentine’s Day
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Lucia Javorcekova Took a Dip in a See Through Dress
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Escaping a Drive By Shooting
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IG Model on the Tennis Court being Awesome
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Dragons at Work
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The Thong Compilation
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Rachel Bush and Tiana Musarra Teamed Up Again, This Time for the Super Bowl
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Daddario Legs
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Anne Winters in a Hot Shoot
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Sabrina Carpenter Tight Dress
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Selena Gomez on Set
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Nicole Scherzinger BOOBS in a Dress
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Chrishell Stause Big Cleavage
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Emma Roberts Hot on her Birthday
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Zoe Kravitz in Elle Titty
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Lauren Norvelle Photoshoots
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Maddie Ziegler in a Pink Dress
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Euphoria Girls in the Cut
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Frida Aasen in a Photoshoot
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Halle Bailey Cleavage
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Megan Fox Tight Top
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Ashley Greene in a Titty Top
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Ashley Greene Cleavage
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Flexi Puss
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This is What Prostitution Really Looks Like
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Hot Body Naked Chick
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What Happens in Hotels
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Pierced Clits
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Ass Spreader
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CHECK OUT THESE BUTTS
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Hot Busty Cam Girl
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Fingers and Things
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Milf Boob Jiggle
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When Grannies Attack
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Naked Eva is Hot
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Hot Body Reveal
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What the Fuck Japan
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HOLY SHIT TITTY FLASH
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Fingers!
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20 People having a Shitty Day
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Pillow Fucker!
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6 Drinks Into the Night
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Booty Spreading….
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Pussy Pass Denied
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Waterfall Masturbation
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This is a Hot Amateur
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Spread Ass
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Bench Pussy
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Licking the Pussy
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Face Sitting
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Hotty in the Shower
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Big Ass Twerk
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Neona Nude Model
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Dil Do Dil Don’t!
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Car Fucker
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Fitness Pussy!
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2022

14

Feb

Britney Spears Valentine’s Day Dance Show of the Day

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Britney Spears wants you to have a Happy Valentine’s Day motherfuckers…so get to it…and start making love to this video of her because it’s about as good as it gets for you….with COVID coupled with not getting laid before COVID….you can’t take advantage of all the desperados out there because they’re already getting banged out by multiple people on the regular, even the fatties…because the culture doesn’t lack available sex but your LIFE does…and that’s ok…because you can still jack off to Britney like you always have…something never change.

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