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2022

20

Jan

Lana Del Rey Fatty in a Bra of the Day

I never found Lana Del Rey hot, I just saw her as a rich kid who was able to hire the right producer thanks to her dad and together they made some relevant music for the time…some gut wrenching love songs with a pretty original sound at th time…and because of it, bitch went viral…and I think she deserved to go viral, she put together a good thing…

That said, she’s been fat for a while and not in a good way, not that fat is that good, I guess when you’ve made it as a rich kid with a dream thanks to daddy buying you your dream, you can eat ALL the bad foods you want and pull a Brian Wilson and stay in bed for 5 years not bothering to tour because you already did all that…

She is definitely not an Adele story of dropping weight and getting black cock, more of the opposite, but when the bra comes out for the selfie, I’m a lookin’….even when it scares me, looks pregnant, or at least without a WAISTLINE, spilling over her shit….has all the wrong curves in all the wrong places, and the bra’s not even see through to distract me with the bigger sloppier tits…

Boring, but what the fuck did you expect….a good old fashioned FAT SHAMING opportunity, because she has no excuse for being fat…

It is funny because ALL the other celebs are looking great, maybe they get the adrenochrome or the BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS that Lana is being held out on because she’s not playing into their agenda, or she’s not putting out hits…I mean if you look at basically ALL the old timer celebs, from Aguilera to J.Lo…it’s like they’ve been replaced with clones of themselves that are 20 years younger…meanwhile this Upstate NY dream looks like she’s working the DONUT kiosk at Lake George in the summer and not like some MALIBU moody songstress she is…weird but at least it doesn’t stop her from producing SMUT even if it should….

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2022

20

Jan

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I am a firm believer that one of the most important rights of passage a girl can go through in life is flashing her tits, whether from a bus on her way to a Volleyball Tournament or at SPRING BREAK in Daytona Beach….or just outside a bar on a Tuesday….or on the streets of New Orleans on a Titty Flashing Tuesday for the normies…Flashing tits is the most fun, a thrilling experience for everyone involved and that’s not TOXIC MASCULINITY speaking, that’s just some TITS ARE AWESOME SO SHOW EM…

I am from an era of Wet T-Shirt contests, girls with great tits coming out of their shell and realizing they have great tits, this was before the internet when crowd sourcing happened in person and for a $50 dollar prize…instead of this high priced titty flash of OnlyFans by your favorite IG girls…

The good news is that LOTS of girls have internet access and not all can be IG models who think their tits are worth real fucking money…so they flash their tits for the hell of it, for the pure thrill of it and they do it in a TITTY DROP way…you know to make it arty…BUT it’s still the flashing of tits…something girls with tits should partake in to feel good about themselves….

You know uglies with great tits, I know uglies with great tits…I know fatties with great tits, and TITTY drops apply to them…it’s there way of saying FUCK ALL YOU BITCHES…..MY GOOD TITS MATTER….

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2022

20

Jan

Olivia Culpo White Bikini of the Day

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Olivia Culpo may try way too fucking hard….she even faked fucking a Jonas Brother to get her brand name / her name out there for the world to see when she was officially ready to be one of those “I show off my outfits and live an awesome life…watch me ladies….because you’ll never BE me but maybe you’ll buy shit I recommend because you want to be me…and I’ll get rich as shit in the process”…BUT AT LEAST SHE TRIES..

You see, the surgar baby, athlete fucker, primarily NFL athletes but she may have fucked other pros, I don’t keep track of her HYMEN or how blown out it’s shrapnel is…but yeah, the sugar baby knows that the internet is fake, so if you want to do it right, you gotta go EXTRA HARD with the content, the looks, the make-up, the filters, the fillers, the fit body, the sleazy shots for likes and follows, it helps the algorithm…and you know what…I appreciate it because there’s the opposite trend of not being glammed out, looking hot bodied, being half naked, and fucking athletes like an SI Model I guess she’s become….and those people are the genderless blue haired obese miserable fucks….and they aren’t as easy to jerk off to…I know…because I’ve tried….VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE…which I guess is Culpo’s approach to NFL cock…..

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2022

20

Jan

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines are nature’s highlighter…the accessory that never comes off…until you’re locked away in your house for 2 years without any hope of every leaving…but finding comfort in the agoraphobia while you get fatter, lazier, half dead and grow your bush, armpit hair, leg hair and eyebrows out…..

Yes, there are tanlines available for purchase for those people who are agoraphobic, thanks to government mandates, you know to give some sense of normalcy, like going on that beach vacation, or just laying out in the sun like you did before you were scared of air, but I guess that only works for sex workers who take nudes, as the real broken down by the pandemic ain’t taking nudes, they’re just eating their fucking souls away.

The point is that TANLINES represent so much and they are all worth jerking off to while they still exist, because they HAVEN’T turned off the sun yet, but you know your favorite MSN CHAT climate engineer is working at it…

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2022

20

Jan

Katy Perry Brings Insane Propaganda of the Day

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When Katy Perry isn’t showing off her big sloppy tits, that typically match her sloppy body, and her cankles…she’s pretty fucking awful.

There’s not doubt that the fake Christian, turned party girl, sold her soul to the entertainment industry and won at life, at least financially, because she’s one of the biggest stars of the last 20 years, all without having a single good song….CLEARLY the devil was hard at work…

If you were to dig into Katy Perry’s family, you may understand why she is a satanist being used to manipulate the minds of the youth, her great uncle was Charles Schwabb….who owned a company called US Steel….her mothr’s brother was the director of MOMMY DEAREST…so there were no humble beginnings, she’s part of the system….so don’t be DUPED.

Anyway, in typical satanist globalist evil agenda pushing, the bitch made a MASK, the symbol of all this fucking EVIL, because they don’t actually work for anything buy VIRTUE signaling and if anything just make people sick….but yeah, she made a face mask part of her show….and it gives me the fucking creeps…an that is why I had to post it…

Agenda pushers…THAT IS HER FUCKING JOB….all to manipulate the people…FUCKING MONSTERS…

Where the TITS at?!

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2022

20

Jan

Matt Walsh on Dr Phil is LOLz of the Day

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I don’t know that much about Matt Walsh, but I’ve seen his viral videos where he rented an apartment in certain districts so that he could go to the school board meetings and call out the teachers for pushing insane indoctrinating critical race theory and gender issues on innocent children that don’t know better. One would call that a hero.

Then he wrote a kids book that became a best seller in the LGBTQ+LMNOP community, even though it was based on the ridiculousness of transgender.

Thanks to that, he was invited to Dr Phil, which makes me think he may be a controlled oposition psy-op, but I like it…since the system is rigged we take what we can get…

When questioned about “What is a woman”…he gave a very logical answer, where the trans on the panel skirted around the issue, because they don’t even know what womanhood is, that shit is just cosplay bro…or for attention or maybe they really think thy are women…but they aren’t women…and society pandering to them is as crazy as they are…

Now I don’t care if a man wants to live his life as a woman, but that ain’t a woman….I am all for dress and be whoever you want to be…I only care when they say not fucking a trans is transphobic when some of us are actually into chicks and not chicks born with dicks.

All this to say, this guy’s a fucking legend….way too smart for these people to challenge him and it looks like they know it…

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2022

20

Jan

TITTIES Talking Pregnancy in the Worst Way and Other Videos of the Day

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Dying of COVID in Barbados..

CHINA FIREWORKS TRUCK CRASHES..

No Bra on TIkTok

Big Titties and Short Shorts

Squat Girl’s Ass is Excited to Squat

Selfie Next to Corpse

Important Twerk Demo

Tiktok Xmas Outfit Reveal

Thick Thighs

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2022

20

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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In the 80s my favorite song was PRIVATE DANCER by Tina Turner. I didn’t know any better and I would fucking get down to that shit. Not because I connected with being a private dancer, but because I connected with the idea of having my own private dancer, a dancer for money, doing the things I tell them to do…

So in the 90s my stripper addiction started, basically ruined my life and forced me to end up a degenerate 50 year old with a titty blog that makes no money on the internet.

The question is, can I sue Tina Turner for this stripper addiction that ruined my life….I mean I could have been anything, a doctor, a lawyer, a captain of industry, but instead, I was in strip clubs drunk until all hours of the night, spending my minimum wage paychecks on 2 dollar all you can eat buffets and by putting dollars in my mouth to lay on stage and have a girl pluck it out of my mouth with her ass…if I was lucky….

Any lawyers out there want to take on this case? Let’s go.

Here are some morning links for the morons.

Rob Lowe’s Wife Taught Gwyneth Paltrow How to Suck Dick
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Olivia Culpo Brings the Bikini SMUT
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Anya is a Nude Model Inspired by Old Cinema
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Salma Hayek Scubas
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Compilation of Near Death Experiences Caught on Tape
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Shaq Using Normal Sized Things
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Dustin Hoffman Selling 1949 Buick from Rainman – Could Be Worth 250k!
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Donkey Thinks it is a Dog
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Disturbing Diving Edit
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Amazon’s Trailer for Lord of the Rings Series
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Cam Girls Give Boners – Get Boners If You….
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2022

19

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Escalator pussy going up……COMING DOWN….

I guess when you have a tiny dick but a want to have a gay for pay only fans, the only real option is to transition and get some tits, otherwise you’ll get shamed for your small dick, mocked, ridiculed, you will be rudolf the red nose reindeer, not allowed to join any reindeer games, you will be sticks and stones can break your bones by small dick humiliation can really hurt you…..

But when you put on a dress you become a girl with a big dick, not a man with a micro dick, it’s about perspective, being happy with what you have and framing it as a glass half full win, not a burden that eats your soul.

Plus you can become a sugar baby and who doesn’t want that! Especially in this era of everyone being a lazy child who needs to be taken care of….

Here are some stepLINKS…click em…

Heidi Klum has Named Her Boobs
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Pornstar Abella Danger is Court Side
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Lindsey Pelas Dresses Up
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Kelly Gale’s Bikini Body is Wild
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Olivia Culpo’s Bikini Nip Slip
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Divers Doing 69
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Avril Lavigne Addresses Clone Rumors
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Essence Tatiana Working it for Rihanna’s Lingerie
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RGill and his Wife Do Couple’s Workouts
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Random Funny Internet Moments
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Some “Oops Just Lost My Job” Moments in the NFL
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Amazon releases trailer for Lord of the Rings series
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25 Funny License Plates
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Man Suffers Identity Crisis After Jiu-Jitsu Trained Girlfriend Chokes Him Out
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Tom Holland Lookin’ Ripped
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Bella Hadid Parties
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Odell Beckham Jr Tests for Performance Enhancement Drugs
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Amanda Cerny in Nothing But Roses
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The Best of Jalal’s Pranks
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Airplanes Going Haywire
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Amy Schumer is sharing her lipo results for a reason
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Check Out this Techie
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It’s Hump day – So Here are girls Not Wearing Bras
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Nick Kyrgios’s New GF is an IG Model
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IG Model Alyssa Lynch Takes a Dip and is Busty
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Insane BASE Jumpers Go City Night Jumping!
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Woman Dates 6 Dudes Based on Their Bodies
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Awkward Conversations on Escalators
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French Actor Can’t Ski – Dies at 37
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In the Right Place for a New Car
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Joy Corrigan in a Hot Cut Out Dress
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Jenna Berman Isn’t Sleeping on Herself
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Rihanna Kills it in Lingerie
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Man Has the Longest Train Trestle in his Backyard
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Bringing Plants to Life on Camera
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Feel Good Movie – Deaf Man’s Neighbor Learns Sign Language For Him
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Slip and Slide
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Jaguars LB Lerentee McCray Arrested Following a High Speed Chase
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Deebo Samuels Of The 49ers Has An Incredible Interview With Young Reporter
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Uber Eats Driver Finds His E-Bike Thief
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Crazy Haircuts
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IG Model Lindsey Blake Risks Frostbite for the Shot
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Cowboys Fan Destroys TV During Wild Card Loss to the 49ers
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Jen Aniston Ripped Bicepts has an Upskirt
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Maude Apatow in a Tight Dress on TV for her Dad to Jack Off To…
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Kendall Jenner in a SLutty Enough Photoshoot
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Emeraude Toubia Seems to have big Tits
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Julia Fox in Leather Pants
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Julia Fox in Another Pair of Leather Pants
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Chloe Bennet Street Walking
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Masie Smith in Leggigns…
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Olivia Culpo’s Workout Gear at the Airport
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Leonie Brill German Actress in a Bra…
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Ana de Armas Ass in Pants
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Lily Rose Depp POSSIBLY SEXTING
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Larsa Pippen Bikinis
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Olivia Culpo Bikinis
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Brooks Nader Bikini
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Rita Ora Out to Lunch
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Bella Hadid and Sluts
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Josie Canseco Legs
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Celebrity Masturbating – Abigail Spencer….
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Hot Reddit Amateur – Cunt Cake
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The Dildo Pull
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Amateur Films Herself Pussy Playing
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Sydney Sweeney’s Euphoria Sex Scene
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Two Heads are Better than One
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Take Me To the Dildo Races
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2 Buds on a Hooker
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Hot Bitch Hot Body Tits Out
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Some Crazy Memes
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ITCHY BUTTHOLE
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GF Can’t Take 3 Minutes of Anal
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Playbopy Cybergirl Naked
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Milf and her Toy
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Online Strips
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Gabbie Carter’s Big TIts in a Sheer Top
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They Call Her the Living Sex Doll
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Butthole Spreads
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First Timer Makes a Dude Bust Nut
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Jennifer Nexus’ Nude Shoot
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SQUAT ON THE FACE
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Some Girl Named Murrrrrrka Using a Dildo
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Cam Shows are Fun
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Busty Blonde Rookie
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Karen Foster’s Vintage Nude Shoot
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Plucking her Pussy like a Bass
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Whitney and Dupree Fuck in Photos
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Some Chick Posing Nude
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Creampie Contest
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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT – Shoplifting with her Pussy
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All Girls Should Show Off Their Tattoos Like This
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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT – Creaming up the Ass
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Butt Plug Upskirt
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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT – Unacceptable Masturbation Devices
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XMAS IS FOREVER
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TOMMY TWO TOYS
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She Loves to Garden – She Loves She Loves to Garden
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2022

19

Jan

Jordyn Jones Slutty Selfies of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is some white trash who was sold to the reality TV industry at a young age, a far too young age, an age you’d question the parents about pushing their kid into the reality TV scene as it is borderline abuse.

When parent’s Jon Benet their kids, not necessarily KILL them or COVER up their death, assuming Jon Benet is even real, I saw some investigative journalist dug into all the pageants she won…and they didn’t actually exist…SUSPICIOUS…

But yeah, when parents bite the fucking bait, bring their kid into the dark and evil entertainment, they may end up selling half nudes on the internet when they turn 21…which is EXACTLY when Jordyn Jones is up to…

She’s got a HUGE amount of followers, probably a lot of creepers, but I bet she’s getting paid and when your soul was already sold for you at a discounted price when you were 10, you’ve got limited options.

I am just surprised she hasn’t taken her dance body to the PORNOS yet…it’s a generational thing and her generation fucking love porno more than that old grandpa run hollywood shit…but yeah…she should bite the bullet, or the cock and jump right in…I mean to be a dancer means there’s fitness, there’s stamina, there’s a connection to body, there’s an ability to ride a dick with rhythm and grace….seems like a waste to not use that but at least she is dipping a toe in….which you know means that she’ll get there someday and it’s better than being sold off to your cousins back home in Michigan for meth…or opiates…this is Hollywood motherfuckers…SO GLAMOROUS..AND FANCY!!!

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