I saw that Louie Anderson died, which wasn’t all that much of a surprise seeing as he was consistently 350 pounds throughout his career of fat jokes, but I did used to watch Life with Louie in the 90s, despite being an adult, because there was a time when I could handle watching animation as an adult, that time is no more…and not because Louie Anderson has died, but because animation is stupid.

I saw that Meatloaf also died, which wasn’t all that much of a surprise either, seeing as he fainted on stage a few years ago and was pretty much fucked up, but I do remember him doing anything for love, but not that….never telling us what the that was, probably there for effect…like there our limits to our love and everyone has a “That”….how deep….I also remember him on the Celebrity Apprentice, which I watched probably every season of thanks to free cable from a previous tenant…

So yeah, I’m going to make their deaths about me and post all my favorite pictures of them and tell you about how I saw Louie Anderson do stand-up (I think)….I don’t remember the people I’ve seen do stand-up because I find stand-up so lame that I just block it out….

But yeah, let’s all use the death of people we don’t know, to make it about ourselves, because their “work” touched us in ways that are AMPLIFIED now that they are dead, in a YOU DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH YOU GOT TIL IT IS GONE…

RIP MOTHERFUCKERS….

I don’t know how we will collectively go on, but I predict A LOT more deaths of famous people over the next 5 years thanks to experiments they were a part of…and I don’t mean in their cloning labs in tunnels in Malibu….OR MAYBE I DO….

Tonight, we should all eat Meatloaf to celebrate that Bat Out of Hell…

Here are some stepLINKS.

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I saw some story about a girl who went viral, with 50 million TikTok views because she drunkenly pulled her IUD out of her Uterus, thinking it was a tampon, because you know, that’s what happens when you’re drunk….and a liar.

I obviously call bullshit on the story, because there is no way someone is that dumb, or that an IUD feels anything like a fucking tampon, but it was enough for her to get 40 millions views….that is all it took.

I guess we live in a society where that’s all it takes to get a book deal, a movie deal, a TV agent, rich as shit, a following…ALL YOUR DREAMS TO COME TRUE is by faking a drunken IUD removal..no wonder no one goes the college or has any goals for themselves, that’s too much effort.

I saw the story on PEOPLE MAGAZINE or some mainstream as fuck apple news feed shit, not on some weird IUD fetish site, you know guys who like IUDs for the creampie experience….it’s more romantic like that…especially with strangers you’d hate to get pregnant…

PEOPLE magazine encouraging readers to pull out their IUDs to go viral and have all their dreams come true…because that’s all it takes to get famous…and HERE is the PROOF…not actually here, I don’t feel like googling and reposting it, even though it would have taken me less time to just do that than to explain it to you…I DON’T ANSWER TO YOU..

It is not a traditional talent, but this is the NEW NORMAL…this is the now…TRADITIONAL means old, moth ball scented and BORING….I mean maybe it’s comedy, or just a troll, some America’s Funniest Video – RIP BOB SAGET – and maybe people have got famous for less…BUT THAT IS REALLY NOT THAT MUCH….

It’s definitaly not the kind that would make a girl in the 1950s brave enough to get on a bus and leave her small town to try and make it in the big city….only to go through a lot of shit, from creepy dudes, to more creepy dudes, forced to prove how bad she wants it with her THROAT…or CUNT, which I guess is their own way of getting to the top with their CUNTS…not quite IUD removal…but still vagina oriented…

Here are some steplinks…they took MORE time than it took the IUD to post a tiktok that made all her dreams come true….because I’m a fucking idiot..it’s part of my appeal.

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