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2022

19

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Escalator pussy going up……COMING DOWN….

I guess when you have a tiny dick but a want to have a gay for pay only fans, the only real option is to transition and get some tits, otherwise you’ll get shamed for your small dick, mocked, ridiculed, you will be rudolf the red nose reindeer, not allowed to join any reindeer games, you will be sticks and stones can break your bones by small dick humiliation can really hurt you…..

But when you put on a dress you become a girl with a big dick, not a man with a micro dick, it’s about perspective, being happy with what you have and framing it as a glass half full win, not a burden that eats your soul.

Plus you can become a sugar baby and who doesn’t want that! Especially in this era of everyone being a lazy child who needs to be taken care of….

Here are some stepLINKS…click em…

Heidi Klum has Named Her Boobs
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Pornstar Abella Danger is Court Side
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Lindsey Pelas Dresses Up
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Kelly Gale’s Bikini Body is Wild
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Olivia Culpo’s Bikini Nip Slip
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Divers Doing 69
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Avril Lavigne Addresses Clone Rumors
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Essence Tatiana Working it for Rihanna’s Lingerie
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RGill and his Wife Do Couple’s Workouts
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Random Funny Internet Moments
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Some “Oops Just Lost My Job” Moments in the NFL
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Amazon releases trailer for Lord of the Rings series
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25 Funny License Plates
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Man Suffers Identity Crisis After Jiu-Jitsu Trained Girlfriend Chokes Him Out
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Tom Holland Lookin’ Ripped
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Bella Hadid Parties
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Odell Beckham Jr Tests for Performance Enhancement Drugs
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Amanda Cerny in Nothing But Roses
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The Best of Jalal’s Pranks
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Airplanes Going Haywire
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Amy Schumer is sharing her lipo results for a reason
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Check Out this Techie
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It’s Hump day – So Here are girls Not Wearing Bras
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Nick Kyrgios’s New GF is an IG Model
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IG Model Alyssa Lynch Takes a Dip and is Busty
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Insane BASE Jumpers Go City Night Jumping!
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Woman Dates 6 Dudes Based on Their Bodies
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Awkward Conversations on Escalators
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French Actor Can’t Ski – Dies at 37
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In the Right Place for a New Car
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Joy Corrigan in a Hot Cut Out Dress
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Jenna Berman Isn’t Sleeping on Herself
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Rihanna Kills it in Lingerie
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Man Has the Longest Train Trestle in his Backyard
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Bringing Plants to Life on Camera
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Feel Good Movie – Deaf Man’s Neighbor Learns Sign Language For Him
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Slip and Slide
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Jaguars LB Lerentee McCray Arrested Following a High Speed Chase
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Deebo Samuels Of The 49ers Has An Incredible Interview With Young Reporter
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Uber Eats Driver Finds His E-Bike Thief
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Crazy Haircuts
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IG Model Lindsey Blake Risks Frostbite for the Shot
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Cowboys Fan Destroys TV During Wild Card Loss to the 49ers
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Jen Aniston Ripped Bicepts has an Upskirt
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Maude Apatow in a Tight Dress on TV for her Dad to Jack Off To…
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Kendall Jenner in a SLutty Enough Photoshoot
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Emeraude Toubia Seems to have big Tits
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Julia Fox in Leather Pants
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Julia Fox in Another Pair of Leather Pants
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Chloe Bennet Street Walking
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Masie Smith in Leggigns…
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Olivia Culpo’s Workout Gear at the Airport
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Leonie Brill German Actress in a Bra…
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Ana de Armas Ass in Pants
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Lily Rose Depp POSSIBLY SEXTING
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Larsa Pippen Bikinis
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Olivia Culpo Bikinis
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Brooks Nader Bikini
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Rita Ora Out to Lunch
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Bella Hadid and Sluts
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Josie Canseco Legs
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Celebrity Masturbating – Abigail Spencer….
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Hot Reddit Amateur – Cunt Cake
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The Dildo Pull
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Amateur Films Herself Pussy Playing
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Sydney Sweeney’s Euphoria Sex Scene
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Two Heads are Better than One
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Take Me To the Dildo Races
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2 Buds on a Hooker
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Hot Bitch Hot Body Tits Out
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Some Crazy Memes
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ITCHY BUTTHOLE
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GF Can’t Take 3 Minutes of Anal
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Playbopy Cybergirl Naked
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Milf and her Toy
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Online Strips
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Gabbie Carter’s Big TIts in a Sheer Top
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They Call Her the Living Sex Doll
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Butthole Spreads
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First Timer Makes a Dude Bust Nut
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Jennifer Nexus’ Nude Shoot
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SQUAT ON THE FACE
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Some Girl Named Murrrrrrka Using a Dildo
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Cam Shows are Fun
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Busty Blonde Rookie
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Karen Foster’s Vintage Nude Shoot
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Plucking her Pussy like a Bass
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Whitney and Dupree Fuck in Photos
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Some Chick Posing Nude
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Creampie Contest
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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT – Shoplifting with her Pussy
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All Girls Should Show Off Their Tattoos Like This
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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT – Creaming up the Ass
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Butt Plug Upskirt
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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT – Unacceptable Masturbation Devices
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XMAS IS FOREVER
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TOMMY TWO TOYS
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She Loves to Garden – She Loves She Loves to Garden
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2022

19

Jan

Jordyn Jones Slutty Selfies of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is some white trash who was sold to the reality TV industry at a young age, a far too young age, an age you’d question the parents about pushing their kid into the reality TV scene as it is borderline abuse.

When parent’s Jon Benet their kids, not necessarily KILL them or COVER up their death, assuming Jon Benet is even real, I saw some investigative journalist dug into all the pageants she won…and they didn’t actually exist…SUSPICIOUS…

But yeah, when parents bite the fucking bait, bring their kid into the dark and evil entertainment, they may end up selling half nudes on the internet when they turn 21…which is EXACTLY when Jordyn Jones is up to…

She’s got a HUGE amount of followers, probably a lot of creepers, but I bet she’s getting paid and when your soul was already sold for you at a discounted price when you were 10, you’ve got limited options.

I am just surprised she hasn’t taken her dance body to the PORNOS yet…it’s a generational thing and her generation fucking love porno more than that old grandpa run hollywood shit…but yeah…she should bite the bullet, or the cock and jump right in…I mean to be a dancer means there’s fitness, there’s stamina, there’s a connection to body, there’s an ability to ride a dick with rhythm and grace….seems like a waste to not use that but at least she is dipping a toe in….which you know means that she’ll get there someday and it’s better than being sold off to your cousins back home in Michigan for meth…or opiates…this is Hollywood motherfuckers…SO GLAMOROUS..AND FANCY!!!

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2022

19

Jan

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Normalizing obesity, calling it fitness….that’s the era we are currently in…because if you label it fitness despite it being fat…then it no longer is fat even though it is still fucking fat…

I know there are stories about how fitness leads to a healthy and better life, but those people who used to push that propaganda don’t factor in that living a long healthy life isn’t everyone’s dream…some of us like to sit, rot and die after too much shitty fast food and lack of exercise…

The whole fat people being fit, although absurd, is pretty inclusive….and makes people feel good…so where’s the harm in that…they’re going to die from being fat anyway…let them live in delusions of laziness…

I laugh when I see fatties whine about unattainable body image in the media…dumbos… unattainable bodies are attainable if people choose to work at it and try, only in a society of victims, lazy victims, why would they ever try…when they can still be fitness influencers getting brand deals from fitness brands all without ever breaking a sweat….

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2022

19

Jan

Christina Milian Bra and Panties of the Day

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I don’t know why Christina Milian’s belly button looks like a gaping asshole, or even a gaping pussy with some LABIA MINORA exposed since all vaginas are different….

I know, I follow the VAGINA Support groups of the internet where some pervert created a movement of girls uploading their pussies for empowerment, you know make them think they are doing it for empowerment, and motherfuckers like us get to SEE all the pussy lips out there…

But yeah, Belly Buttons aren’t supposed to look like a gaping pussy….ALL PINK ON THE INSIDE pussy…with inner LABIA…..but when you have a couple of kids, I guess that kind of thing happens.

You’d think wit the level of retouching going on in this pic, you know her face all smoothed out at 45 years old…SURE Milian…I BELIEVE this fucking lie….then thre’s the whole instagram filter coloring they’ve added to the caricature of herself…one that’s more CGI AVATAR shit than what you’d get on the JERSEY SHORE BOARDWALK…but still a fucking cartoon version of herself….

But I do know she’s half naked in lingerie, probably for Rihanna’s brand, as Rihanna alpha’s her by making her clickbait pussy to sell panties that makes Rihanna more money than she pays Milian…and I’ll still post it because she made a smutty video when she transitioned from DISNEY KID to whore in an era when we had to jerk off to music videos…so in a lot of ways, Milian is kind of my ex-girlfriend….she just doesn’t know it and luckily isn’t fat.

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2022

19

Jan

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Looks like it’s another fucking Wednesday, but unlike the annoying people at the office I used to work at 24 years ago, my HUMP DAY doesn’t involve saying HAPPY HUMP DAY, which fucking annoys me more than you’ll ever know, it’s up there with “HAPPY FRIDAY”…like fuck right off with your condescending, manipulative, bullshit…I don’t need YOU to wish ME a HAPPY anything…especially a HUMP DAY with some stupid fucking smirk, like you’re being all clever, because the word HUMP is hilarious…maybe because you HUMP inanimate objects for jokes and it reminds you of that…or maybe you like that BEYONCE song about her lady humps…I don’t know but it’s dumb…

In these parts….we do HUMP DAY…by looking at the PUSSY HUMPS in tight pants, which MAKE sense to me because they call it the CAMELTOE and CAMELS have HUMPS, but I think the fatter the pussy, the less it looks like a CAMELTOE and more like a DOUBLE HUMPED camel, you know the kind you’d have romantic relationships if you were unmarried and living in the desert…

The point is, I used to find CAMELTOE gross because it was always the old fat ladies with the blown out fat pussy lips who rocked them…they didn’t like to size up on pantsize for the egos…BUT now it’s fucking everyone, modern day cleavage, but with pussy eating through pants, like you’d be eating these pussy…RIGOROUSLY.

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2022

19

Jan

Amy Schumer Naked and Nasty of the Day

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I don’t know if FUNNY MAN who isn’t really FUNNY at all, but I guess middle of the road ugly chicks bought into the marketing of her being funny and decided that she was funny because they were told she was funny and that is basically how the entertainment industry works….you know when you hear songs that suck and find out that they are huge hits, or movies that fucking suck and find out that they are huge hits, or see comics like Amy Schumer who fucking suck and find out that they sell out Arenas for their lame jokes…because the general public, probably 80 percent of the general public are brainwashed idiots in a fucking trance…BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT…WHICH IS WHY YOU ARE HERE…..we are collectively confused by pop culture an we unite, all one and a half of us, over that confusing while staring at the tits.

Now, these are the tits that I have no interest in staring at,despite tits being a nice diversion from her CABBAGE PATCH KID face, and HORRIBLE fucking body…it still misses the fucking mark…

I don’t give a fuck about how many TAYLOR SWIFT parties these groupie hack has been to, or how relevant they pretend she is, she’s NOT designed to be in PHOTO or in VIDEO so the fact that she’s in movies, and gets paid for that, not the other way around is fucking mental…it’s a TROLL…It has to be.

Anyway, I saw and linked a story about how she’s super stoked she got her ovaries removed…SO ARE WE…and when getting her ovaries removed she also got LIPOSUCTION…and posted some weird BODYSUIT picture on the beach celebrating her being too fucking lazy to diet and exercise ….when you can be rich and lazy enough to get the fat SUCKED out of you….

Unfortunatley, she didn’t get them to suck the fat out of her pig face…

Unfortunately, she didn’t have the same results as Kanye’s mom when she got her plastic surgery…

You know, because ridding the world of this monster would be a good thing for the future of the people, but instead she’s going viral for being a lazy piece of shit, inspiring the MAJORITY who are also fat to remember their funny girl exists, allowing her to do another cash grab because the cash grab she’s had hasn’t been enough. It is never enough for these people.

Either way, these are old and nasty….have fun…

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2022

19

Jan

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Cannabis, or as the people in the Amazon documentary I watched 10 minutes of like to call it, GOD’s PLANT, that has all kinds of amazing medicinal benefits, including SHRINKING and POTENTIALLY CURING cancer, but also most recently attributed to preventing COVID from entering CELLS and spreading in your body, which you’d think would be HUGE fucking news, but instead is probably huge fucking news for the pharma companies to further suppress and lable MISINFORMATION, not DISINFORMATION, because the information is REAL, just not in-line with their narrative of EVERYONE IN THE WORLD MUST GET VACCINATED BY SOMETHING THAT ARGUABLY DOESN’T WORK AT ALL….SO take more of it….because if it dosn’t work the first two or three times the fourth or fifth time will CLEARLY work…as athletes in their 20s drop dead around the world after taking it…BUT AT LEAST THEY DIDN’T GET A BAD COLD they would have survived…AND even FUNNIER….those who got the shot are all getting fucking COVID…the virus they got the shot to prevent…and EVEN funnier…they pretend that is the point of the vaccine…TO STILL GET COVID…fucking DUMBOS…

Anyway, this is about weed, weed girls, and the obvious reasons why weed was made illegal….and the questionable motivation in making it legal…and actually enforcing…people ALLOWED their lawmakers to shut down an awesome fucking plant for no fucking reason besides biting into profits in their other industries….FUNNY.

But now they are making it legal, which I don’t really trust, but like to think they are not weed smokers, so they think it will keep people lazy, dumb, on the couch streaming shitty documentaries on God’s Plant….thanks AMAZON….while making tax money off the weed…not realizing it is God’s Plant and thus will ELEVATE EVERYONE’S collective consciousness to realize we live in a fucked up simulation and that nothing is real…it’s just by design to keep us enslaved or some shit….

Anyway, these heroes doing slutty weed content are fighting the good fight, or whatever….who cares…let’s get HIGH.

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2022

19

Jan

Ireland Baldwin Bikini of the Day

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I think Ireland Baldwin is following her parents’ lead and taking up some acting, because clearly she’s doing some “character” actor work like Robert Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder, where he plays the Australian white guy who takes acting so seriously that he plays the black guy and never breaks character even when the other black guy gives him shit for being a fucking racist…it wasn’t necessarily that hilarious back in the day…but I watched it this weekend because I wondered why Robert Downey Jr didn’t get cancelled for his INSANE blackface in that movie…and as it turns out it was a pretty genius comedy and we need more of those in the world….I mean I can’t even remember a good comedy in recent years because everyone is too scared to make jokes…

NOT THAT IT MATTERS…what matters is that Ireland Baldwin is using her dad’s murderous ways that he denies having to her advantage..>ALL EYES ON HER<...an when looking at her, she's clearly in character for her next role of playing a boxy, amazonian, set of giant tits that just got out of prison for a drug problem, where she got insane tattoos and leanred how to fight....only to use those prison skills for some sort of crackwhore who isn't crackwhore enough to lose her tits to malnutrition..vigilantism... Or maybe she's just doing what they call THIRST TRAPS, something all girls need to do for likes and follows in this era of "If you don't show us your asshole, you ain't shit. Either way, this should make you want to eat ASS in Ireland. Frothy like Guinness.

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2022

19

Jan

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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I guess I should have posted my MORNING HANGOVER DUMP rant about frozen pussy lips looking like an ARCTIC Adventure’s frozen snot covered beards after spending too much time in the cold here.

It would have probably made more sense that my wet pussy getting frozen was on my weekly wet panty selfie post, you know because girls who have wet pussy, for whatever fucking reason, hell, we don’t even know if they spray water on them pre-shoot to give the illusion of the wet pussy, since this is all a bullshit simulation and nothing is real, we can assume that only 5-10 percent of the wet spots are from nympho chicks who can’t cum enough in a given day, so they just sit there dripping as the tingle in between their legs terrorize them…

I don’t know about you, but I have met at least two nympho girls, not nympho enough to fuck me, but nympho enough to always be crossing legs, rubbing themselves, pressing up against corners…you know the type….

I prefer knowing the cause of the WET SPOT…IT IS NOT THE DESTINATION, IT IS THE JOURNEY….but whatever, I take what I can get…and you should too…

The fact that we live in a society where this many girls post their wet panties in a week…to the internet publicly…is pretty wild….